- lemon loaf -

Grimore

2010-06-30T12:08:00.000-07:00

I'm having a very memory filled sentimental sort of day.

Flippin' through old yearbooks and what not. I realized that my schools yearbooks get less and less appealing to me as the years go on.

That was euphemism for: "I dislike every yearbooks we've had since the grade 8 one was way too cool and nothing will ever match up to that"

and THAT was euphemism for "All the other yearbooks suck."

Okay not really, but ya know what I mean.

Dragon on the school - too amazing-

So enough random thoughts that only my Matheson pals will understand.

We here at - lemon loaf - like to make all jokes outside jokes. Which really makes them not funny anymore.

Outside jokes =

dammit urbandicitonary doesn't want to define this word for me but I shall make the assumption that as someone who reads this blog you are highly intelligent and already understood what I had meant and by adding this very run on sentence you are only getting increasingly and increasingly annoyed.

okay.

done.

red stars

2010-06-26T22:18:00.000-07:00

that is an eye.

yellow rectangles

2010-06-26T18:48:00.000-07:00

Blog world! How I missed thee!

...okay so I haven't really seeing as I log into this thing every couple hours hoping for inspiration to strike! Alas, it never does.

So I thought I'd kill some time and release the stress of work by blogging.

I have so many amazing photos I should probably upload and share with y'all, but that would go against my nature of being a complete lazy arse.

I just had to open the door.

That required me to walk down stairs NOT to mention back up again.

I am now too tired to write a proper sarcastic humor filled blog.

So I won't.

Ha.

This is what Subway does to you.

orange tulip

2010-06-23T13:25:00.000-07:00

takdeer is awesome.

the heat is ridiculous. honestly.

word of the day: ridiculous

... approximately three hours later and it's still hot.

fluffy mess

2010-06-22T19:50:00.000-07:00

and I left my heart here.

white n' blue

2010-06-22T17:03:00.001-07:00

It's hot.

Well okay not really I'm just a very hot individual.

I mean warm? Ohhhhh J'ai chaud. Is that proper? Can I say that? Stupid English language with its many various meanings for the same word!

Point being: I have a fever/headache/bad things

I thought I should blog seeing as the one person who reads my blog was getting very annoyed at my lack of blog-age.

I wish I had a picture to share avec toi... but I'm too lazy to plug in usb and uploaaadddd. Tomorrow.

I (don't) promise

Urgh this is so very very pointless.

What I did today:

... wait scratch that, I don't want to reveal the ridiculous time I woke up.

Hmmm what to blog about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD8OcPGScRU

^ CLICK IT

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck

loaf = love = lemons.

enter to win

2010-06-17T21:32:00.000-07:00

As the summer is finally rolling up in my drive through that I call life...

Wait.

I'm suchaa poet.

Let me self indulge for a moment

*basks in own glory*

Ohhhhh I'm an egotistical fella. Yeap fella.
But right as the summer comes closer (one more day of school!) I shall of course be blogging so so much more. I know, you is glad.

Urgh What to blog about.
Hm.

Product Review!

Okay so this is deodorant.

Thank you Captain obvious.

But okay so I bought this BEFORE this tiny sample came in my mail.
I warn you: weirdest grossest smell ever.
And being the true Indian I am, I had to finish it because I already bought it.

DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT buy this.

I have a secret fear that the FBI or something equally as cool (MIB *crosses fingers*) will somehow see this insignificant blog and come to kill me. Maybe they'll erase my memory before they kill me.
But we here at lemon loaf like to spread the truth and save people from buying gross deodorants!

Talk about impacting the world.

(btw: yes my bedspread is so cool and no I'm not weird for taking pictures of deodorant)

natural effects

2010-06-16T20:36:00.001-07:00

School's over in two more days. Sounds extremely weird to be saying that since the weather isn't exactly following the "summer ideal".

Summer- a period of hot, usually sunny weather: We had no real summer last year.

Thank you dictionary.com for understanding our situation.

Then again, I prefer the rainy/cold weather to hot sweaty summer stuff :O

orange paper

2010-06-15T16:19:00.000-07:00

The school year is almost over.

Brain does not compute.

slowly

dieing

I should really be working on my final philosophy project. Blah I'll just throw some words onto the paper and colour it.

Yaay colouring gets me good marks!

I've really been lacking some good stories *cough about my dad cough*

I've just been so absorbed in my studies that I couldn't possibly be out having fun *cough reading in the dark corner of my room cough*

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

I laughed. Oh Jeeeez

I'm a horrible person.

golden bells

2010-06-10T16:48:00.000-07:00

Two of my favourite things in my room:

Pookie Bear: Yes... I have a stuffed animal named Pookie. WAIT! Before you judge me read the following comic at the following link:

http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/society/img/26133_garfield-pooky-sleep.gif

Yeah, I'm cool now.

Oh and I know you are just dieing to know where that delightful background that is behind(?) Pookie Bear came from. Well it was the "wrapping" of a birthday present to me from an awesome friend. I shall not mention the name of said awesome friend because then y'all will be pestering them for equally cool gifts.

Why is that cool Parveen?

Sarana = Pillow

Not Indian?

Well fail.

fail.

usb anyone?

2010-06-07T18:31:00.000-07:00

okay so I finally found my usb!

Where was it Parveen?

Well... it wasn't right infront of the mirror in my room if that's what your thinking.

ha ha ha

I'm not funny

Poll = Over

best turn out for poll voting (what?) ever :O

really it's kinda sad

redally sad

epically sad

Banana and Mangos!

Banangos!

Mananas!

It's because I put *yum* there isn't it, subliminal messages! Y'all are push overs.

... I don't think they're happy.

terasen gas bill

2010-05-31T19:39:00.000-07:00

I was asked by a concerned and dedicated lemon loaf reader to post a blog as they desperately need some entertainment.

Is this the friend inside your head again?

No.

Maybe.

Wait no!

-urgh-

Random Facebook quotes that make me laugh:

"Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for? not the expression, no, litterally give an arm for?"

Are you serious? What do they want with your arm? How will giving an arm to this person you "love" show them you "love" them. Your brain is malfunctioning. If I ever love someone I shall give them something worthwhile like... you know... a foot. =)

" chicago leads 2-1 " [and the like]

Okay this sort of status truly makes me annoyed. Why are you on Facebook first of all while you watch this game. But okay now that you ARE on Facebook during the game, why are you telling everyone the score? WHY? We have websites for that, you are not my sports news report. And really, everyone who cares is already watching the game. Stop thinking this is a cool status. It's not. It's unloafable.

"I hope everyone brushed their teeth this morning ..."

... I don't even have the heart to comment on this one. It just makes fun of itself. Once in a lifetime a Facebook status is so unimportant that laughing at it is a waste of my time. I just wasted time.

- If I have randomly selected your status... go change it. This is your wake up call. -

yaaay

silver ruler

2010-05-28T09:38:00.001-07:00

Oh look! A blog a day after a blog!?

This isn't happening.

Go back to sleep.

Well first is first

...that's kinda how it works Parveen.

blah.

So back by popular demand is... A POLL! (okay so one person asked for one, but that's a lot to me). Look somewhere in the left hand side bar thingy, it's there somewhere. Find it. Vote. Just vote, I have no awesome reason why, just vote.

Now picture of the day:

Yaay Philosophy Class! Where you sit around trying to get dog poop off your shoe (*cough Dragana cough*) and attempt to download illegal things onto computers (*cough Manpreet cough*). Oh and discuss the philosophical meanings to life's sad moments (*cough me cough*).

Ohhhh how I make myself look like the good one.

-lies-

So since it was somewhat asked for I will now tell you who the random people in above photo are. (Just in case you didn't know, I'm the one on the left.)

Dragana (aka person in the middle who looks like her head isn't attached to her body) - Well what can I say about this fabulous gal? I hated her in eighth grade. Well hate is a strong word, but I did strongly dislike her and her preppy attitude, that heavens our mutual love for speechs and debates brought us together finally. I think she's cool. You should too.

Manpreet (aka sporting a anti-stick figure bullying tshirt) - She's hilarious. No no, she's HIL-AIR-EEEE-USSSSSSS. Yeah... so sometimes she doesn't know why she's funny, but that's besides the point. We basically bonded in our slack off days in Science 10 (by far my most memorable science class to date) and we continued our love in French... ah french.

So enough about them.

I'm drinking some of my normal Strawberry Splash water while eating some strawberries. I'm a cool one.

g'daaaay

edit your mind

2010-05-27T16:04:00.000-07:00

I know,

I know,

I know.

I've completely ignored this blog for the past forever. BUUH! Trust me, I had my reasons =)

First of all Scouts! It has truly been amazing I mean the kids are just beyond cute.

"Can I make a bear on the beach?" asks little boy #1

"But bears don't live at the beach" replies Me.

"They do now, ha...ha haahahaha" says little boy #2

-I loaf these children-

Focus Groups! Have honestly opened my eyes to others worlds so greatly. I mean I almost feel disgusted at my own ignorance before doing them. OH! And we met the Super Guy (aka Superintendent of our school board)... man is that guy tall! I mean there is tall and then there is TALL. He literally had to bend down to get into the door...really it made my life happy.

Student Council Elections! - now I will say this is the least happiest part of my things I was busy with. I never knew how competitions could make people lose their morals... it was quite sad. But then again life lesson learned: I'm way to naive and trusting. But I've come to an ultimate conclusion: Success is not worth it if it meant compromising your morals.

Now enough of this philosophical-ness, which reminds me I have a project due tomorrow or something... eek! Bio drawings too =O

Pictures? I'd like some of those too. Bad news... I lost my usb... yes for my new camera

AGAIN?

Yes again.

cool tree makes up for my lack of blogage <3

that song musical note

2010-05-12T17:28:00.000-07:00

So it has become a goal of mine to take random photos of... stuff

...stuff in my life

...the stuff that is my life(?)

One day I shall look back at this and smile (or grimace) at the wonderful(?) things I once held dear.

-not really-

<- I have all three (one is invisible =O )

Sadly, I have yet to read a single one.

Really, this makes me ashamed to be alive seeing as I have never left a book unread. I just can't bring myself to finish these books O.0

-fail-

For some reason this really looks fake...

but it's real! It's in my room! I think my camera is awesome =)

Annnnnd there you have it, a look into the awesome room that is Parveen's room!

usb mode

2010-05-10T18:16:00.000-07:00

I apologize my dearest blog reading friends.

*cough*

... I didn't hear an echo

-silence-

...awkward.

Well I'm lazy

Here's some photos that somewhat say otherwise? Hopefully?

No.

okay

Well yes I attempted the Sun Run.

Oh the injuries!

Oh the gruesome physical-ness of it all!

Oh the... sweat? (Yeah, that too)

And yes...

The rumors are true

... I went back to working at the always frozen, the always prepackaged... Subway.

Oh Subway <3

I hope this explains my absences from life/msn/facebook/events/programs/consciousness?

seas of dark blue

2010-05-06T11:13:00.000-07:00

I've been very mia on this blog recently.
( I secretly have no idea what "mia" stands for.)

I'm sitting here in Biology 12... well I should probably be doing the bonus assignment so I don't fail this horrid course, but really

Blogging is much better.

Oh and some of my classmates will not stop nagging me to get on with it >.>

So I shall!

This Blog post is brought to you by: Computer #5 MAC
... I felt that you needed to know

Ah what to blog about...

"Hey person sitting next to me what should I blog about?"
"I don't know"

...that was a flop

I'm going to Freedom-a-nation thingy today

thingy |ˈθi ng ē|noun ( pl. thingies)another term for thingamajig .

You've been education.

Pat yourself on the back.

No?

Well fine then.

cross words

2010-05-03T17:30:00.000-07:00

I apologize for my lack of blogging. I blame... the universe!

Speaking of that my philosophical question for philosophy shall be:

"If a sound is not heard, is it still considered a sound?"

-lame-

Somehow I'll make an entire essay like thing on that. Yaay for no "right" answers.

left.

So speech meet was awesome. I shall not be blogging the pictures buuuuh feel free to click the following:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/album.php?aid=427492&id=858800353

Vasakhi Nagar Kirtan = swell time

Guru Ji is pretty. =)

They are pretty too.

dedication to a whole new level. really. mind blown.

less than three.

_<3

eau de source

2010-04-29T22:19:00.000-07:00

well just got back from speech meet.

first year not placing?

heck ya

met some dope...yes dope people and had a heck of a time

-pictures coming soon!-

...oh and I met one of my idols. oh the suspense!

cracked screen

2010-04-28T21:56:00.000-07:00

So I've been ignoring this for a while.
I've been busy.
Busy doing what Parveen? You really have no life.
Well...SPEECH MEET

Speech Meet is tomorrow. Yes tomorrow. Seriously it's tomorrow.
Here's the schedule because I know you're just dieing to know =)

2:00 Library Opens for judges
2:30 - 3:00 Registration for students
3:00 Impromptu Pieces of Literature Issued
3:15 Judges Briefed
4:00 - 5:00 Round 1, Impromptu readings (everyone)
5:10 - 6:15 Round 2, Prepared Speeches
6:15 - 7:00 Dinner *whoot*
7:00 Finalists Announced
7:15 - 8:30 Finals!
9:00 - 9:30 Awards!

Okay so important parts
4:00 - 5:00 kinda important...
5:10 - 6:15 REALLY OMFRIGGIN GAWSH IMPORTANT
7:15 - 8:30 ...oh gwd I want to be there =)
9:00 - 9:30 ...shall totally be there -not- but I want to

a to z

2010-04-18T21:34:00.001-07:00

click it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIADdtY9pQA

click it now

Hi blog. I missed you.

I missed you too Parveen.

... I just had an epiphany.

I'm a dork.

No wait I'm a geek?

Nerd?

neerk!

to two too

2010-04-15T21:16:00.000-07:00

I don't normally listen to music. By music I mean this pop culture none sense? Urgh I don't listen to "mainstream" garbage. So here's some awesome links that are...

"awesamazing"

- little kid at scouts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIADdtY9pQA

Loaf loaf loaf

Greater than three, greater than three

aka "<3"

Not your thing? Well this is. Trust me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhEHjlsRQH4

(oh and if you haven't clued in. those addresses are click-able. my favourite.)

I must go enjoy this ingenious craft of notes and voice.

smooth muscles

2010-04-12T20:20:00.001-07:00

It's a biology term. Stop thinking bad things. Why do I think you're thinking bad things?...bad things came into my dirty little mind while I wrote that. WHY? Oh dear lord help me.

We've been lacking in some pictures here at lemon loaf and we feel your pain.

Hey Parveen, who's the "we"?

I have multi personality disorder. Served.

You are not a gangstar.

But I can try?

Ye...no.

MLID

(MLID = My Life Is Deprived.)

^ Must start a website like that.

MUST

Picture:

And that is what you call photo taking mishaps...that turn cool. Kinda? Not really.

Well.

Fine.

Bye.

Parveen you're weird.

Thank you self.

unanswered times a million

2010-04-11T16:33:00.001-07:00

I've written my speech!

Speech for what?

Speech meet of course.

I'd post it here...

...but there is enemies out there that know I'm stupid enough to post my life's most prized possession onto here.

But for once I thought before I typed! Or in this case "copy and pasted"

Now you shall all sit there wondering what genius piece of work I created.

Oh it's genius.

Actually it's bloody genius.

flying hands

2010-04-09T20:03:00.000-07:00

I have nothing to write.
I shall now continue to write completely nothing and you shall read oh my beloved reader.

I'm drinking "Nestle Pure Life Raspberry Splash" water at the moment
Nutrition Information:
Sodium 2%
...there's salt in my water?
I defy you oh laws of what can not be! I can drink salt water!
...the fumes are getting to my head aren't there
What fumes you ask?
Well I wish I could tell you but they are really just a figment of my imagination.