tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24396905338916613062024-03-04T23:10:14.123-05:00 A severely twisted, indubitably hilarious fuck gives us his unrestrained, politically incorrect and extremely vulgar view of the fucked up world we live in. This Cranial Safari will both entertain, and educate. You will hopefully leave here with a much different view of world than when you came. Robby Dangerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17460524102774664100noreply@blogger.comBlogger344125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2439690533891661306.post-8965368003275943662017-05-22T23:41:00.000-04:002017-05-23T00:25:07.481-04:00

Why t.h. do people hate on this guy? he did his job to the best of his ability, didn't make excuses when things didn't go his way, never acted cocky or said a bad word abt anyone..which is more than 90% of population, me included. He's as stand-up a guy as they come! He doesn't beat women or do drugs or get arrested. No news outlet or person has ever said anything detrimental abt his

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WTF! is up with all these 'romper' memes? I've never seen a word skyrocket so fast into pop culture mega-consciousness. Most people literally had no idea wth 'romper' even meant as of yesterday, if it was even a word! All of a sudden, in a 24 hr span, it's sprayed all over social media like anti-Trump pieces on "Fake News" outlet. 'Romper's abrupt rise to prominence among Millennials is not

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I don't know what everyone's doing the first part of today, but at 3 pm, y'all better be tuning into EC Radio, on Disruption Networks. Myself and my co-pilot, Devin Blake, aka Brother D, my best friend and longtime cohost of "The Rush Hour Rebellion" radio show on WPNR, will be in Studio hanging out with the guys, and popping our new show, "The Danger Zone Oddcast", on  Disruption

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I jus' spent 6 min trying to refresh bodega clerks memory cuz he did'nt remember me pre-paying $ for gas. I told him what i gave him, that i gave him $1.50 in quarters, which i put in his hand not 2 min before...he musta been hella baked, cuz he didn't remember. I then had to get more specific, adding i put exactly $.02 in penny jar after, i grabbed change from my right pocket, brought up content

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After his tour was over, Sgt. Pepper, of Beatles fame, went back to school and got his PhD, in Soft Drinkology. After making millions in the carbonated beverage market, 'Dr. Pepper' bought his own country, making him one of the most famous people in the world, so popular, his name is mentioned during almost every mealtime discussion across the globe.. Whenever food needs more flavor, people call

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The last time this country was so divided was Vietnam...maybe even the Civil War. Our 'President'  Donald Trump, is at war with the media and Hollywood. The poor, middle class, minorities and LBGTQ community are revolting against him. Its gotten real ugly, real fast since he took office less than a week ago. Some Federal employees have even gone rogue and are being openly defiant. Trump's

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I once had to explain to a grown man that the "AD" after dates does not stand for "After Dinosaurs"  The level of people's stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Maybe he's one of those super-creepy bible-thumping religious nuts, who believe the Earth is only 6000 years old and humans used to keep dinosaurs as pets?  That definition would actually fit quite nicely there. Unfortunately,

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Rose was a 'hustler' in all facets of life. I'm not a fan of Pete Rose, at all. Hes proven to be just out for himself, and has disrespected the game and Hall-of-Famers time and time again. He denied betting on games for years, but then admitted to it in his book, cuz he wanted to cash in. Rose released said book on HOF induction weekend, stealing the thunder of the inductees. Every year on

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Gold is the currency of kings, Silver is the currency of gentlemen. Barter is the currency of peasants and debt is the currency of slaves.

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To show America hes not racist, Trump appointed a few black people to be part of his cabinet. While this was a wise political move on his part, the black people he chose aren't exactly Rhode scholars, nor qualified...nor particularly liked. Omarosa? Really? She's one of the biggest cunts in the free world. She'll throw her own mother under the bus for a hair-tie. Then there's Ben Carson, the

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I kinda feel bad for Trump. No one wants to play his Inauguration. Even has-been and never-will-be acts have turned him down. I cant blame them, as no one wants to play to an empty house. There's still a ton of tickets left for the event, and it's in 3 days!! He reminds me of that smelly kid in your 2nd grade class that no one likes. He invites whole class to his birthday party but nobody shows

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This country is on the verge of a Civil War. I seriously wish the plot of #DesignatedSurvivor really happens. Wtf is wrong with Republicans in Congress?!! It's been blatantly fucking obvious for a decade they don't give a flying fuck about America or their constituents. All they care about is getting rich, at anyone's expense. How has their not been more backlash? We, as citizens, need

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How can regular people in small towns, who aren't in a band or an international crime syndicate, have over 1k Facebook friends? Lets analyze this, shall we? They obviously aren't picky, so accept anyone that requests them. They also must request every person in the 'you might know' section too. They’re also creepers, and definitely poach strangers to request off current friends’ pages.

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I rarely watch stand up comedy anymore. It makes me sad, cuz that used to be me up there, in the biggest clubs in NYC, doing what I love. During my brief, but memorable stand up career in NYC, I performed at many of the biggest comedy clubs in Manhattan, inc. world famous Caroline's on Broadway, where I opened up for big name comedians like Darrell Hammond, Colin Quinn, Judah Friedlander, and

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Many people are all up in arms at Trump's historic victory. Some of them are blaming people who voted 3rd party, saying it's our fault Trump won. Ok, first off, FUCK YOU! It''s my vote, I can do with it what I want. If I wanted to write in Mickey Mouse, or Ric Flair, it's my prerogative to do so. Secondly, it's not my fault Hillary (or Trump) didn't convince me to vote for them. I was, and am,

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This is a tribute to all you single mothers out there. You raise 1-2-3, even more, kids on your own, and all the time/money/stress that entails, work 2-3 jobs, totaling 50-60-80 hrs/wk, and still live paycheck to paycheck, to support your family. These crazy hours don't even count the hours you put in at home for your unpaid job being a parent. That 24/7, never-ending, thankless, stress-filled

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I'd say 3/4 of my friends are married...with children, live far away l, or are on probation/parole. If I ever wanna go out for a drink, I'm gonna have to do it George Thorogood style, alone. No offense to the Head Destroyer, I know he's bad to the bone...like nobody else, but, in terms of doing one bourbon, one scotch and one beer by solo? I'm not a fan!! Don't get me wrong, getting hammered l

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My birthdays coming up next month. For those of you wondering what to get me, I'm really simple to buy for. All I want is, Ronda RousEy, alone, in the Thunderdome, preferably wearing tight leather. All you gotta do is hunt her down (she hangs out in Vegas alot I hear), kidnap her, and lock her in a room, filled with TVs, showing hardcore porn, on mute. Then crank some sexually-driven soul music

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I'm telling you all right now that I can drink a gallon of milk in 1 hour! Its supposedly impossible, but there's not a doubt in my mind I can do it I am a freak of nature when it comes to drinking milk, and, since there's really not much else I'm good at, its very possible my entire purpose on this planet is to be the first man to chug a gallon of moo juice in 60 minutes ! Not sure when, but,

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I've read dozens of opinionated posts on who's to blame for the Orlando tragedy. Liberals say don't blame Islam; conservatives saying don't blame guns. I say both groups are delusional and need to stop with this finger pointing bullshit! 50 people are dead, 53 more wounded...jus cuz they committed the 'unforgivable atrocity' of being gay??  Stop throwing temper tantrums defending your

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There is no doubt in my mind I won't make it to 60. If I don't get tf outta this area, I won't make it to 45. I'd rather go out young, in a ball of flames, tho, than old, miserable and broke..suffering endlessly as all your friends and family die, and you slowly lose all your physical and mental abilities. Whats the point of living till your old and gray when you can't get an erection or go two

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Thanks to social media, I've realized there are two kinds of people who you don't dare try to reason with- Gun nuts and vocal Trump supporters. Doing so is pointless and a huge waste of time. They're so stubborn and have such tunnel vision they will fail to acknowledge even the most obvious point. It will jus end up frustrating you & pissing you off. We'kk never see eye to eye. I respect the

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This is my set at the 2nd Annual CNY Comedy Cup.  I showed noticeable improvement over last year.  Did many of the same jokes, but I looked more comfortable, and I was actually able to look at the crowd lol.  Watch this set, then go back and watch my set at the same tournament last year. Youll hopefully agree my performance was much more fluid this time.  You can view my

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A stand-up set I did at a local comedy tournament, the Comedy CNY Comedy Cup. It occurred on 8/29/2015 at the Radisson Hotel in Utica,  This was the first time I performed in over 8 years, so. my anxiety was off the charts.  However, despite the rust and the nerves, I did very well, by all counts.  I got some big laughs, and consistent smaller ones.  My performance the next

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The DWI law needs to be changed. I totally agree that someone drunk, or even buzzing a little, should not get behind the wheel. However, the uniform .08 BAC level is extremely unfair. A 100 lb female who rarely drinks will almost certainly be drunk w severely hindered coordination if they had a .08 blood-alcohol content. However, for a 250-300 lb heavy drinker, .08 is nothing. These people are

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