100 Hottest Over 100

#93 - Tribal Tattoos

2010-03-26T16:05:00.000-07:00

Tribal tattoos have been around since, well, I guess since tribes have. The only thing cooler than tribal tattoos are the people that get them. For realsies, look at this guy:
Yeah, that's right, he has a tribal tattoo on his face. How awesome is that? Plus, the combination of the sunglasses and spiked hair makes this guy the epitome of cool. I'd get a tribal tattoo, but honestly I don't think I could live up to their name. Also, I have no idea what tribe I'd be joining if I got one.

#94 - Babies

2010-03-25T06:59:00.000-07:00

There are literally hundreds of these things all over the world. Seriously, where do they all come from? I don't get it. Please, someone explain this to me.

#95 - Burt Reynolds Moustache

2010-03-19T10:43:00.000-07:00

Although Burt Reynolds is only 74 years of age, his moustache has been around for all eternity. Over the last millennia it has jumped from one face to another trying to find it's home. Don't believe me?
Look at this picture of Socrates:

Burt Reynolds moustache may be hidden in amongst Socrates beard, but if you look close enough there's no denying that's his 'stache.

Burt Reynolds Moustache finally found it's home in 1936 when Burt was born. Since then, the entire world has
been grateful.
Welcome home Burt Reynold's Moustache, Welcome Home.

#96 - The Old Lady That Takes Forever Buying Lottery Tickets

2010-03-17T19:45:00.000-07:00

This lady used to be something special. She was in a hundred broadway musicals, she wined and dined with the rich and famous, and she sang with Pavarotti in the opera, but now she puts all of her hopes and dreams into one dollars scratch offs just hoping that one day she'll win and reclaim her glory days. Either that or she's just a crazy old cat lady who has nothing better to do with her money. You decide.

#97 - Easter Island Heads

2010-03-17T11:57:00.000-07:00

Despite being hundreds of years old the Easter Island heads still look like Brad Pitt, Adrien Brody, and Ryan Reynolds all rolled into one giant, albeit smashed in, stone face. Let me tell you the story of how these statues were constructed. Around the year 1000 AD the most beautiful people in the world got together on a small island and forced the natives to carve stone images of them. Then they got angry because they weren't able to marry the statues of themselves and toppled them all over. What? You don't believe me? Check wikipedia.

#98 - Drew Barrymore in that movie Grey Gardens

2010-03-17T05:24:00.000-07:00

I don't know anything about this movie other than Drew Barrymore looked really old in it. I think she should just start being old in all of her movies, mainly because that's the only way I can stand looking at her. Meoooowwwww!

#99 - Queen Elizabeth II

2010-03-16T18:27:00.000-07:00

Honestly, I have no idea if she's over 100, but she's old and she's a fox.

#100 - Fran Serefina

2010-03-16T08:30:00.000-07:00

Born in 1908, Fran was raised in the small farming town of Bilgoraj Poland. In 1936 she moved with her husband to the states and started her family. She gave birth to seven children, all of which are have passed. These days she spends most of her time in Shady Oaks Retirement Home playing cards, watching television, and sitting in her chair waiting for the inevitable.