10 remedies for laziness

noreply@blogger.com (Monica Gurnani) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:42:00 +0000

1. put sum nails under your bedsheet.

2. add sum nitric acid to your bathing water, i bet u wont be sitting quite atleast for next 5 hours

3. eat 20 days old food, its a sure remedy which would make u walk very frequently from n towards washroom.

4. download a short horrifying clip n keep it as a screen saver, so whenever u would sit ideal on your PC, this clip would help u move atleast 2 inches out of horror.
(more horrible clip give more effect )

5. add itching powder to all your cosmetic, your finger would feel as if they have been walking all day long

6. be a bit lazy, yes... be a bit lazy n don't wear anything while going out..
the crazy guys on road will make sure u never be lazy again

7. take something VERY HEAVY, for example your computer n hit it on your feet, it would help u to come over the laziness n go to doctor

8. tell your BF tomorrow onwards u would be his best friend, u wanna know everything he is thinking.. even if its about other girls..!!
next day onwards just listen to him, i m sure your hands will automatically move to hit his head every 15 mins

9. this is the simplest one... put ur fingers in electric socket..
let the electricity work for u

10. gift your BF a perfume which smells like pig, i m sure u will be "running" away

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10 remedies for laziness