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High Five from a Thankful Whale

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 08:35:02 PST

Story from: Sea Shepherd Conservation Society

A story that never gets old. In case you may have missed it...

A front page story in the San Francisco Chronicle told the story of a female humpback whale who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines. She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat. The whale also had hundreds of yards of line rope wrapped around her body, her tail, her torso, a line tugging in her mouth.

A fisherman spotted the whale just east of the Farallon Islands (beyond the Golden Gate bridge) and radioed an environmental group for help. Within a few hours, the rescue team arrived. They determined that the whale was so bad off that the only way to save her was to dive in and untangle her. The team worked for hours, carefully slashing through the labyrinth of lines with curved knives. Eventually, they freed her.

The divers say that once the female humpback was free to move, she swam in what seemed like joyous circles. The whale then came back to each diver, one at a time, and gave each a nudge, pushing her rescuers gently around as she was thanking them. Some divers said it was the most beautiful experience of their lives.

The diver who cut the rope out of the whale’s mouth said her eyes were following him the whole time. And he will never be the same.

Dog Grooving with Owner

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 08:25:07 PST

i don't speak russian

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:43:02 PST

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sweet revenge?

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 08:40:43 PST

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.” No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

Picture and Story from: http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

Haha! I thought this was really funny!!!

Don't be a cheater!! If you want to be with someone else, break up with the person you are with FIRST!! Then, feel free to be with whoever you want!

Breaking the Barrier

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 15:55:08 PST

I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy: Jimmy Kimmel Challenge

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:11:10 PDT

Put It On the Card

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:53:16 PDT

I have never really thought about a business not being able to accept credit cards before today. For me, when I am purchasing things, I like to use my credit card. I don't like to carry around a bunch of cash and I never know exactly how much I'll need for a specific time period. If I went somewhere that didn't accept credit cards, I would probably have to put back my purchase because I didn't have the cash.

If you have a high risk business that can not get accepted to process credit cards, there is help out there for you. Your customers are depending on you to be able to use their credit cards at you business. Not being able to take credit cards probably means you are losing business. So, get help with your credit card merchant account now.

dogs trick or treating

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 09:52:44 PDT

Got a Deal

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:54:16 PDT

Guest post written by Kevin Beach

I found a direct tv deal when I moved into my new place but my mom, being as nosy as she is, insisted on going over it before I was “allowed” to sign anything. Let me be clear, I’m almost 30 years old but my mom thinks it’s her place to still tell me what to do and make all my decisions for me. Clearly, it’s not. I just don’t know how to tell her that I want to do my own research and make my own decisions even if that does mean I make some mistakes along the way. I mean, we’re not talking about life or death stuff here, just some household utilities and painting and stuff like that. I think she’s extra cautious now since I don’t live at home anymore but I love having the freedom and responsibility of my own place. I can’t believe it took me this long to look for something new but I sure am glad I did just to gain some independence!

Surprise Kitty

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 08:39:54 PDT

Smoke this...

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 08:24:30 PDT

Smoking is so dirty, stinky and gross to some people. Non-smokers can't stand it when someone is smoking in a space that is close to them. It was finally eliminated in most places. Other places made a 'smoking' section or a 'smoking' room. As we all know though, the smoke travels through the air and still smells bad. Non-smokers also do not want to breathing in second had smoke and risk cancer from cigarettes that they are not even smoking.

There are some people that say the answer to this problem is the electronic cigarette. We're told that there is no smell, tar, tobacco or ash. The electronic cigarette is filled with a cartridge. There is 'smoke' that resembles cigarette smoke, but is actually water vapor. It even comes in different flavors for the smoker to try. There is a menthol flavor and a cherry flavor.

I'm not sure if this is the answer for non-smokers and smokers to agree on them being in the same place at the same time. Non-smokers may still feel uncomfortable around the electronic cigarette. One reason may be that it seems to take so long for them to figure out if something is bad for us or not. People may fell like until it is confirmed - which is usually years later - that they still may want to stay clear of all smoking products. Maybe not.

funny commercial: beauty is nothing without brains

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:51:35 PDT

Funny Smoking Commercial

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:08:47 PDT

Seasons Change

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 06:19:36 PDT

My favorite time of year is finally here. I love the colder weather. It is also my favorite wardrobe weather. I can find everything I need at Dave's New York.
I love choosing an outdoor jacket when getting ready to go out. I like coordinating my outfit with the weather. A long jacket or a Canada goose parka is the perfect choice for a casual day of activities. We usually go to football games, the pumpkin patch to pick pumpkins and to the local Fall Festival before needing a heavier coat.
When the weather calls for something warmer, the Canada goose down coat is a good coat choice. When you put it on, your ready for a day of sledding, ice skating, and snowball fights.
So, I am ready for a great fall and winter season filled with holidays and activities. The house is filled with the smell of baking, the leaves are changing colors and costumes are on all the kids minds. Most of all my favorite thing this time of year is spending it with my family. This year, like all the previous, I vow to slow down and enjoy my wonderful life. I hope you all will do the same ~ enjoy.

heineken commercial - scream like a girl

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 05:05:49 PDT

baby says sh!t on the phone

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:35:27 PDT

i don't like you mommy

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 08:24:03 PDT

toilet prank

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 04:27:13 PDT

9/11 bud commercial - only aired once

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:46:59 PDT

lead me on

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 08:12:41 PDT

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cat slaps dog

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 06:11:58 PDT

bringing fashion back to the classroom

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 05:11:46 PDT

Guest post written by Kelly Grant

It's so great when I found out that I even still had a teaching job this fall, but then the next thing that I thought about was that it would be really fun to try and come up with some new outfits to wear this fall while I'm teaching. I got a little lazy last year and started repeating a whole lot of outfits. Then when I realized I was doing that I started incorporating pieces that weren't necessarily the most office appropriate. Not like I was wearing any crazy high heels or anything. Mainly it was just my pieces that weren't exactly crew necks that I started wearing too. Well, I don't want to get in that rut this year too.
While I was online looking for some styling tips, I came across the website Internet.Clear.Com. After I looked through it a little bit I decided to change over my apartment's internet service to it.
I found all kinds of teacher fashion tips, like making sure that I use fun accessories to change up my look rather than find a lot of new pieces of clothing.

funny jokes to text someone

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:49:21 PDT

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has anyone seen the electronic cigarette

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 09:35:35 PDT

the first time i saw an electronic cigarette was when i was watching the real housewives of beverly hills. the women were at a dinner party when some crazy lady was there puffing away on the electric cigarette. it was easy to make fun of because the lady was a complete b*tch.
after i gave it some thought, i thought that in spite of the crazy lady smoking the e cigarette, what a great way to help smokers quit smoking cigarettes.

the electronic cigarette is a battery powered. it has a vaporized solution inside that releases nicotine when you inhale. they say that the e cigarette isn't as bad for you as smoking a real cigarette. they look like a normal cigarette but you can also get them in the shape of different objects - like a pen. they are refillable and different flavors can also be purchased. there is some 'smoke' that comes from the electronic cigarette. the smoke that you see when people are using the gadget is actually water vapor from the atomized substances. they say the smoke is orderless.

i have never been a smoker. the smell of cigarette smoke or anything else someone is smoking drives me crazy. so, maybe this is a better for smokers and non-smokers. my personal opinion, don't smoke at all.

metallica - master of puppets - piano cover

noreply@blogger.com (13) — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 12:27:56 PDT