It’s always been, as far as I’m concerned, THE best place to go for porn not only cuz it’s free but also because I’ve always managed to find stuff on it that not even I the sexpert knew existed. And after having spent the last few minutes…okay, hour…or four…checking out the latest videos I decided that some props were in order for my favorite free porn site. So, here is a little diddy to show my appreciation for all these years of pleasure so that the world can know just why and how much I heart YouPorn.

YouPorn,

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

I love thee for your variety
and all the freaky things you have
For the way you make me and my private lady bits so glad

I love thee at least three times a day
even though my fingers shrivel and numb

And how you keep me satisfied even when I’m not gettin’ some

I love thee for being free–
giving my broke horny ass its cheap fix
And for the way you manage to inspire me so I can write shit like this

With my head thrown back and my toys all a vibe
I will love thee YouPorn forever
for the free porn, hot nights and awesome ride.

I hope you enjoyed my sweet sonnet. Now I’m off to finish watching part 3 of Wild Beast Anal! Seriously, this is some freaky shit with a hot girl gettin’ plowed by someone in a furry beast suit!!! Those of you who enjoyed our show on Furries would probably get a kick–or boner–out of this!

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My trip through the site led me to well-priced Lelo sex toys like the Iris, the Gigi and Deep Blue C-Ring which I figure would make some man out there a very happy camper!! I also spotted what I think may really be the Cadillac of vibrators while perusing the pretty site! At over $9000 you can have the most expensive sex toy EVER and I’m talkin’ about the Lelo Ines Gold Vibrator. Yes, ‘gold’ as in made of 18 karat gold and worth every penny if you’re looking to really get the most bang for your buck!! Cha-ching!

If you want luxury but can’t really afford to go with the Cadillac of sex toys, then maybe the Lelo YVA, which is a super sleek vibe in the same contoured shape that made Lelo famous is more up your alley. Let’s say that this one is more like the Lexus of sex toys as it is just as incredible. Your va-jay-jay likely won’t know the difference anyway, but your wallet sure will. *wink*

I always knew that Lelo brand was by far the most luxe brand of sex toys and vibrators around, but this visit to LoverSource just confirmed it thanks to their gorgeous display of Lelo’s tried and true trademark favorites as well as their über-exquisite gold and silver vibes.

While I’m at it, I should mention that the LoverSource.com carries all of the other naughty goodies that you’d want to get you crafty lil’ hands on too; Rabbit vibrators, sexy lingerie, bondage and fetish goodies, etc. Did I mention they even have a section dedicated to music activated sex toys? This site is definitely worth checkin’ out!

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~ Adrie xo

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We’ve all heard of Astroglide and have an idea if what it is, but for many, the use of lube during sex is still a foreign concept. Yes, there are those who are so naturally lubed already that the thought of buying a lubricant has just never occurred to them but for the majority, the reasons for not using a lube range from just not understanding the benefits or even just embarrassment about purchasing it.

When it comes to sex, the last thing that we need is any kind of discomfort that will take away from our pleasure and ‘discomfort’ is an understatement when it comes to having sex without enough lube! Many people are under the silly notion that if a women isn’t really wet during sex then she must not really be turned on, when in fact there are all kinds of things outside of arousal that determines how wet a woman gets. All bodies are different so some are just naturally ‘juicier’ than others. There are also medications—over the counter and prescription—that can cause a woman to be more dry as well as several medical conditions and even just age.

Using a personal lubricant like Astroglide isn’t just about saving yourself from the discomfort of dry sex; it can also really enhance sex and take it to a whole new level! To get the most of a lubricant, you need to think outside the box—literally! Getting yourself a bottle of lube doesn’t mean only using it in those nights when you’re feelin’ a little dry—oh no—you can do a whole lot more with it! Here are just a few suggestions:

Use it for masturbation. Whether you’re enjoying a little solo-play or are giving your partner some manual lovin’; lube can take hand play to a mind-blowing new level! On a penis, lubrication will allow your hand to slide more easily along the shaft AND the wetness mimics the feeling of a warm, wet pussy. In the case of a woman’s pleasure, it allows the fingers to move easily along the delicate skin without too much friction; definitely helpful for a man who can be a little heavy handed!

A MUST for backdoor fun! Anal sex and just anal play in general has become more mainstream for both men and women which means that more people are experimenting with it than ever. This is one area that really does need A LOT of lube in order to keep things feeling god and avoid discomfort and even pain. Whether experimenting with a small sex toy, a finger or having all out anal sex; the use of lube is a definite must. Remember, the slicker things are when it comes to bum sex, the more pleasurable it will be. You may want to consider a lube made specifically for anal too.

Makes ‘condom sex’ feel better. There are some who find that sex with a condom can dry things up a little and this is easily remedied by using a personal lubricant. A water based lube like Astroglide is safe to use with condoms and can help you keep things sexy and never sticky when you’re having safe sex.

Great for sensual massages. Lubricants aren’t just for your naughty bits! You can use a lube like Astroglide on any body part that is craving attention. Just a little bit of lube will go a long way when giving your lover a massage and really help your hands glide along with ease over their back, legs, stomach…You get the idea. And, for those with sensitive skin; Astroglide also comes in a glycerin and paraben-free formula so it can be used on any part of the body, anytime you need it.

So you see; a personal lubricant can improve your sex life in many ways. Not bad for a few dollars!

You can order the full line of Astroglide products at CondomJungle.com and have them delivered right to your door!

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I personally am a sucker for a British accent and find that the Brits have a way of making everything seem somehow more elegant. Being a fashion whore like I am, I also know first hand that the UK boasts one of the most fashionable populations around, so I guess it should be no surprise that this incredible UK sex toy site also happens to fall into the fashionable, elegant and even chic categories. The site is truly a work of art!

While scrolling through the picture-perfect site and all of the pretty details, I noticed that they have a section dedicated to designer corsets. HELLO sexy! They have the most exquisite corsets I have ever seen – and I’ve seen plenty in my days as a sex writer! Every page, every scroll, every click seems to be more beautiful than the last. Très chic! And as a writer and shopper, I couldn’t help but be blown away by their product descriptions which seem to flow like beautiful sonnets. (Sorry for the cheesiness but I was momentarily carried away in a sea of sensual bliss!)

More than just a pretty face; WickedTickles carries an incredible assortment of sex toys, erotica and lingerie with a strong focus on the sensual which is a nice change from the usual more brazen sites. I was also wickedly tickled to find that they carry the Anna Span DVD collection. Not sure who she is? She’s only the UK’s first ever female porn director and recently named the hottest director in the business! I’ve seen a couple of her films and can assure you that they are AWESOME.

So, if you’re looking for a site that not only sells some unique products but also manages to bring sexy back in a way that is truly pleasing to the eyes and not only the loins; then a visit to Wicked Tickles is definitely in order!

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This video that I found on YouTube has everything a guy could ask for; video games, sex and humor. The girls will get a kick out of it to, especially those of you who are with men who’d rather play video games than pay attention to you sometimes!

Enjoy

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The site is still as no-fuss and easy to navigate as it was, only now it’s a whole lot better lookin’ and dare I say ‘prettier’?

Their main site is still packed with all the helpful info and fun videos as before and even includes a look at their deals (a.k.a. cheap sex toys). A click over to the store site takes you to all the goodies that your perverted little heart could ever desire! Seriously, they’ve got EVERYTHING that you normally have to visit several sites for, like: erotica, DVDs, video-on-demand, sex toys of ALL kinds, novelty items…and vaginas…or is it vaginae? Anyway, they got LOADS of ‘em! If you want it, they have it!

Now that I’ve got you all thinking about sex toys again, I’ll get back to work. Before I go though, I should tell you that I recently picked up a very hot little number from SexToy.Com that I will be blogging about shortly, so stay tuned. Hint; it’s a super-sexified version of a uniform that would be worn by an authority figure. If you’re lucky, I may even throw in a pic or two…

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You email me at Adriexxx@gmail.com and tell me why you deserve to win this super-festive glass sex toy and the most worthy entry wins! I will pass your deets on to the lovely people at CR Glass Toys and they will make your X-Mas hotter than ever!
Contest closes tomorrow at midnight! Hurry!

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YOU get to try them too!

The lovely peeps at CR Glass Toys were kind enough to offer up a Candy Cane Dildo made of beautifully sculpted glass, to spread some holiday cheer of the naughty variety to one of our lucky readers! Hurrah!

Simply drop me an email at: Adriexxx@gmail.com and tell me why you deserve to win the Candy Cane Glass Dildo. The most worthy reader wins!

If you’ve been reading my blog for awhile, then you may have heard me gush about glass toys in the past and go on and on about how they slide in and out of ya’ like butter! There is no toy that comes close to comparing to a glass sex toy as far a silky smooth luxury goes. Seriously, your va-jay-jay will thank you!

Some of the things that make glass toys oh so special; they can be heated up in warm water or cooled down in cold water so you can mix it up as far as sensations go. They’re also dishwasher safe! AND they’re so beautifully made that most of them can be displayed on your coffee table as art without any of your visitors being the wiser!

I was perusing the CR Glass Toys site for the umpteenth time and can’t get over how downright cool some of the toys are! They’re works of art! I was also really excited (like need-to-wipe-off-my-seat excited) when I found that they don’t just carry dildos but glass vibrators as well! I didn’t even realize that glass toys COULD hold a vibe! Double hurrah!

So, if you’re looking for the the Cadillac of sex toys, then I recommend checking out glass sex toys. There are colors and styles to please even the most fussy of playmates and ensure that you and your lover have a VERY Merry XXX-Mas indeed!

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Basically, SHI stands for ‘single, happy and interested’ and the symbol, which can be worn as a pendant or on a T-shirt is to help identify the wearer as someone who is single and looking! How awesome is that?!

The website makes a great point – a few actually – pointing out that we have engagement rings and wedding bands to tell the world that we’re taken, but no visible way of letting people know that we’re available and open to meeting someone. (Don’t roll your eyes because you KNOW that this is a lot better than posting a billboard or being set up on blind dates by your mother!)

The symbol is simple and low key and they have a symbol for those looking for male/female, male/male or female/female relationships. They also carry everything from SHI Symbol necklaces and bracelets to anklets, armbands and T-shirts so you can be as understated or downright overt as your single, happy and interested heart desires.

I’m really hoping that for the sanity of my single friends and all the other singletons out there that this continues to get the media attention that it has cuz’ it’ll make being single a whole lot easier when you don’t have to guess if the hot guy at Starbucks is single or make the mistake of hitting on the buxom blond at the gym only to find that her husband the big, buff bodybuilder is working out right next to you!

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