1TrackMind Blog http://www.1trackmind.com Comedy, News & Opinions about the World of Sex Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:20:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 en Can Single Guys Be Swingers? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/1trackmind/blog/~3/gapx-a-Pz8g/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/06/16/can-single-guys-be-swingers/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:15:53 +0000 Adrie Funny Sex http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/06/16/can-single-guys-be-swingers/ As it turns out, single guys can be swingers if they know how to go about doing it right. If you’ve been turned away or kicked out of swingers clubs and parties for being the dreaded single guy, then this book may just be the answer to your dirty little dreams!

Swinging and the Single Guy offers up advice and insight to guys who want to swing without having to be part of a couple. It includes tips and advice gathered from other swingers and those who organize swinger’s events on what it takes to rise above the others and be the exception to the “No Single Men Allowed” rule. It even includes an interview with an average guy who has managed to get into the scene right down to being invited to exclusive swinger’s events and even having his own private group of swingers to play with when the mood strikes!

A down-loadable version of the book is available for only $9.99 by ordering here. You can also order a hard copy of the book through Lulu.com.

Find out more by visiting www.swingingandthesingleguy.com

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This means that I will be busy posting reviews of the piles of sex toys and erotic story collections that I have received recently. God forbid that I don’t do something to live up to my title as one of the best sex toy reviewers of the year!

Check in later this week for not only my reviews of some of the latest sex toys and naughty story books around, but also another sex toy giveaway!

Stay Sexy!

Adrie

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]]> http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/03/15/now-back-to-sex-toys/feed/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/03/15/now-back-to-sex-toys/ My Book! Yes, it’s a sex book http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/1trackmind/blog/~3/KHH4wgucVZs/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/01/23/my-book-yes-its-a-sex-book/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:47:36 +0000 Adrie Funny Sex http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/01/23/my-book-yes-its-a-sex-book/ I’ve just put out my first book! Hurrah for moi! It’s a book on sex, naturally. Actually, it’s a book on sex tips–great ones! It’s called Four Weeks o’ Fun - 30 Sex Tips for A Month He’ll never forget. The title kinda’ says it all, though I will tell you that I’ve added a couple of surprises inside as well.

To give you an idea of what you can expect from this book without giving too much away, all I will say is that there are easy tips that anyone can try and some include household items, sex toys and even a well known lunchbox snack. ‘Nuff said.

You can order it at lulu.com or just click here. It will also be available on Amazon and soon it will be available at many of your favorite sex toy sites too. (A BIG thank you to those who have agreed to stock it!! xo)

Check it out! Makes a great gift for Valentine’s Day!

I’ll also be giving away a free copy on my Toronto Dating Examiner page so check over there if you’d like a chance to get your hands on some super hot sex tips for FREE!

(Retail price $14.99USD)

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]]> http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/01/23/my-book-yes-its-a-sex-book/feed/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/01/23/my-book-yes-its-a-sex-book/ Valentine’s Smut, Dating Advice and More http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/1trackmind/blog/~3/8k3lc8PCo6E/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/01/21/valentines-smut-dating-advice-and-more/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:21:17 +0000 Adrie Funny Sex http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/01/21/valentines-smut-dating-advice-and-more/ It’s been ages since I’ve posted anything here but I haven’t forgotten about 1TrackMind or the peeps that still pop by once in awhile. Been busy with work and life and while the 2010 has gotten off to a shitty start I remain optimistic that things will get better.

Valentine’s Day is only a few weeks away and those of you who would like to order personalized erotica for your lover only have until February 5th to get your orders in. For more deets visit Sexiest-Gift.com. It really is the sexiest gift you could give  (though some men might say a BJ and a steak comes in pretty close).

Speaking of Valentine’s Day, I’ve just posted an article on ideas for Valentine’s Day for those living in the Toronto area over on Examiner.com. If you’re looking for dating (and sometimes sex!) advice of any kind then pop by my page and have a look around. And leave comments!

Finally, I’ve still got some sexy goodies to give away so if you want to win a sex toy then drop by my Examiner page and subscribe to my stuff. I’ll randomly choose one of my subscribers as the winner on February 1st. A hot sex toy just in time for Valentine’s Day! What more could you ask?!

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]]> http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/01/21/valentines-smut-dating-advice-and-more/feed/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2010/01/21/valentines-smut-dating-advice-and-more/ Get It While It’s Hot! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/1trackmind/blog/~3/OQF5xHu4CJ0/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/11/25/get-it-while-its-hot/#comments Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:29:20 +0000 Adrie Funny Sex http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/11/25/get-it-while-its-hot/ I’m still servin’ up personalized erotica for those looking to give a truly hot and spicy gift to their lover this Christmas. All you do is decide what kind of sexy story you want to share; threesome, group sex, BDSM, bi, lesbian or gay and then tell me how hot or romantic you want it - the choice is yours!

More  information, including rates and shipping deets are available at: www.sexiest-gift.com.

Just imagine the look on their face when they open up the pretty little booklet and find that you two are the lead characters! A merry Christmas indeed!

Order your personalized erotica today and give the gift that will truly keep on giving ;)

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]]> http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/11/25/get-it-while-its-hot/feed/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/11/25/get-it-while-its-hot/ A Great Time in Condoms http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/1trackmind/blog/~3/1aZEdaeo7BM/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/08/25/a-great-time-in-condoms/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:30:43 +0000 Adrie Funny Sex http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/08/25/a-great-time-in-condoms/ happy condomRemember when condoms were nothing more than a not-so-fun method of birth control and STD prevention? They’ve really come a long way and are much more than just somethin’ you slap on because you have to. Yes, condoms are still a must to protect again unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases and they are still a must when it comes to safe sex. What has changed though is the way that they’re made because now pleasure maxing has become as much a part of the design of condoms as their more practical functions!While we’re talking about pleasure, I think it needs to be pointed out the increase in attention to a woman’s pleasure. Condoms really used to seem to be geared to the guy – I guess because he was the one wearing ‘em – but brands like  Trojan condoms have finally changed that and realized that sex is indeed about his AND her pleasure. Kudos! Different styles even exist with a focus on women’s pleasure, like  Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy condoms which are still a great condom as far as the guy’s enjoyment goes, but has conveniently placed ribbing for, well, her pleasure. And a bonus for the guys; you get to take the credit for showin’ her an awesome sack session!

The focus isn’t only on her pleasure though because condoms are changing all the time in hopes of being the most natural feeling possible. That’s actually the point of Trojan’s latest line of  Ecstasy condoms which comes in the larger size (Trojan Magnum Ecstasy condoms) and very ribbed (Trojan Ultra Ribbed Ecstasy condoms). The reason they refer to them as ecstasy condoms is that they’re made. Gone is the shape of condom that we’ve always seen and instead you’ve got a new shape that is made for a better fit and lubed on the inside and out for a more natural feeling for him and her. We really are at a point where wearing condoms hardly feel like anything at all! Hurray for that considering that has long been a deterrent when it comes to condom use and the practicing of safe sex!

It is because of lines like Trojan Ecstasy that buying condoms has also become a lot more fun as has safe sex. These days you can actually have fun choosing and trying out different types of condoms like the ecstasy condoms to see which one feels best or to even just shake things up a bit in the bedroom. As a matter of fact, being able to choose from ultra ribbed, those maximized for her pleasure or even those that vibrate make you forget that you’re practicing safe sex because the focus is so much more on feelin’ good. Kinda’ like finding a way to make broccoli taste good so you forget that it’s good for you and just love it instead. Does this take away from the safe sex? Absolutely not! Lines like Trojan Ecstasy still offer the same reliability in terms of pregnancy and STD protection while allowing you to focus on the delicious aspect of sex. Genius I tell ya!

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]]> http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/08/25/a-great-time-in-condoms/feed/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/08/25/a-great-time-in-condoms/ Ode to YouPorn.com http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/1trackmind/blog/~3/nKAxEj6L3cE/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/06/01/ode-to-youporncom/#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:13:11 +0000 Adrie Funny Sex http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/06/01/ode-to-youporncom/ Okay, I admit that I love my porn. As a matter of fact, I have always admitted to not only loving porn but loving free porn and in particular YouPorn.com since Mimi, former mama of Girlspoke, introduced me to it a couple years back.

It’s always been, as far as I’m concerned, THE best place to go for porn not only cuz it’s free but also because I’ve always managed to find stuff on it that not even I the sexpert knew existed. And after having spent the last few minutes…okay, hour…or four…checking out the latest videos I decided that some props were in order for my favorite free porn site. So, here is a little diddy to show my appreciation for all these years of pleasure so that the world can know just why and how much I heart YouPorn.

YouPorn,

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

I love thee for your variety
and all the freaky things you have
For the way you make me and my private lady bits so glad

I love thee at least three times a day
even though my fingers shrivel and numb

And how you keep me satisfied even when I’m not gettin’ some

I love thee for being free–
giving my broke horny ass its cheap fix
And for the way you manage to inspire me so I can write shit like this

With my head thrown back and my toys all a vibe
I will love thee YouPorn forever
for the free porn, hot nights and awesome ride.

I hope you enjoyed my sweet sonnet. Now I’m off to finish watching part 3 of Wild Beast Anal! Seriously, this is some freaky shit with a hot girl gettin’ plowed by someone in a furry beast suit!!! Those of you who enjoyed our show on Furries would probably get a kick–or boner–out of this!

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]]> http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/06/01/ode-to-youporncom/feed/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/06/01/ode-to-youporncom/ LoverSource.com - Home of The World’s Most Expensive Sex Toy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/1trackmind/blog/~3/QytyEBkdsFM/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/03/02/loversourcecom-home-of-the-worlds-most-expensive-sex-toy/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:49:51 +0000 Adrie Funny Sex http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/03/02/loversourcecom-home-of-the-worlds-most-expensive-sex-toy/ Even a sex toy queen like myself was stunned to find that there were way more Lelo’s on the market than the one sleek Lelo Nea in black pearl that I had raved about before. Thanks to a visit to LoverSource.com I have found that not only are there more styles than I had realized but also that they’re having quite the sale on my brand of choice!

My trip through the site led me to well-priced Lelo sex toys like the Iris, the Gigi and Deep Blue C-Ring which I figure would make some man out there a very happy camper!! I also spotted what I think may really be the Cadillac of vibrators while perusing the pretty site! At over $9000 you can have the most expensive sex toy EVER and I’m talkin’ about the Lelo Ines Gold Vibrator. Yes, ‘gold’ as in made of 18 karat gold and worth every penny if you’re looking to really get the most bang for your buck!! Cha-ching!

If you want luxury but can’t really afford to go with the Cadillac of sex toys, then maybe the Lelo YVA, which is a super sleek vibe in the same contoured shape that made Lelo famous is more up your alley. Let’s say that this one is more like the Lexus of sex toys as it is just as incredible. Your va-jay-jay likely won’t know the difference anyway, but your wallet sure will. *wink*

I always knew that Lelo brand was by far the most luxe brand of sex toys and vibrators around, but this visit to LoverSource just confirmed it thanks to their gorgeous display of Lelo’s tried and true trademark favorites as well as their über-exquisite gold and silver vibes.

While I’m at it, I should mention that the LoverSource.com carries all of the other naughty goodies that you’d want to get you crafty lil’ hands on too; Rabbit vibrators, sexy lingerie, bondage and fetish goodies, etc. Did I mention they even have a section dedicated to music activated sex toys? This site is definitely worth checkin’ out!

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]]> http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/03/02/loversourcecom-home-of-the-worlds-most-expensive-sex-toy/feed/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2009/03/02/loversourcecom-home-of-the-worlds-most-expensive-sex-toy/ Have a Sexy New Year! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/1trackmind/blog/~3/Nqsm73okuJU/ http://www.1trackmind.com/2008/12/31/have-a-sexy-new-year/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:28:13 +0000 Adrie Funny Sex http://www.1trackmind.com/2008/12/31/have-a-sexy-new-year/
Wishing you all a safe, happy and sexy New Year! May all of your wishes come true in 2009!

~ Adrie xo

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