Meinhardt Schwarzenegger, Last Action Hero, Batman and Robin, Mr. Crisp, Twins, Old Robots, The Most Amazing Movie Ever Made, Aliens vs. Predators, Tom proposes a new electronic device for just watching Arnold movies and Tom reviews Planet Hollywood.

The Gauntlet: Comic Book Superheroes, Social Networking, Parties, Annoying Kids, Random People You Meet on Nights Out, Gyms, TCGTE Goes Undercover, Male Grooming, The South and we ask for your family photos.

Fraternities, Tom’s terrible RA work, blaming everything on 9/11, Tim’s work as a maid, and scamming free pizza from the FBI. Also: when its acceptable to smash someone else’s television and how to get beat up by one of the Foo Fighters.

Baseball been berry, berry good to us.

In this terrifying installment of TCGTE, we talk about ghosts and ghouls and skeletons and werewolves. We also discuss king size candy bars and try to figure out just what the hell nougat is.

But that’s not all! Listen to the end when we reveal what we’re dressing up for this Halloween and talk about what it feels like to have Steve Buscemi take pity on you. WARNING: Due to the frightening nature of this episode, do not listen to this podcast alone, in the dark or without your security blanket.

The frequently asked for Complete Guide to Hip Hop with special guest Algernon!

In this episode we also discuss:
Balloon Boy, When is it ok to call a woman a girl?, Jay-Z, Brian Wilson’s rap career, Wu-Tang, Shitty Teenage Jobs, Thanksgiving (USA!), Fake Free Masons, AJ’s Haunted House, and much, much more!

Follow Algernon on Twitter @algernonregla

Referenced in this episode:

The full Brian Wilson rap song is available here.

We answer your burning questions about today’s most important issues: peeing and pooping.

UPDATE: keithmurphy in our new forums does some legwork and digs up the absolutely terrifying 20/20 segment about exorcisms from the early 90’s that we mention towards the end of the episode. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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Some frank discussion about putting tubes up your butt, dentists with TVs, the introduction of “The Gauntlet” and of course Final Destination 3D.

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Boris Yelsten drunk in his underwear at the White House, George W. scaring prisoners straight, Johnny Cash and Mr. Ed, Tom meets Nicholas Cage and listener suggestions!

The first in a series of “Stuff We Hate But Know Absolutely Nothing About”. TCGTE takes a bullet for you and watches Twilight in its entirety so we can then deliver you everything you need to know about it at your next cocktail party/water cooler showdown.

TCGTE’s 42nd annual Fall TV preview show! We discuss all your soon-to-be favorite new shows! Shows that are blatant movie rip-offs, shows that are about detectives, shows about MILFs, they’re all here!

The Beatles: Rock Band! Baby boomers ruined the world and then some more about the Beatles.

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Real life superheroes, Michael Jackson lives and where the hell are my stickers?

A listener suggests Tim and Tom talk about their hometown, and they talk about things that annoy them for 45 minutes. Also, ice cream and mini-hamburgers.

Tom and Tim discuss the college freshman year experience, how not to masturbate discreetly and more. Plus, Tim fails at sorcery.

also Mad Men Abridged, Avoiding Tipping.

New Travel Agencies, Letters to Criminals. “I’ll Be Missing You”, Adopting a Teenager, My Super Sweet Sixteen.

The thrilling conclusion to last week’s Timhanger. Also, we cover listeners’ topic suggestions and Tom gets annoyed with the topics of dolphin genitalia and elves.

In this episode Tom and Tim talk a lot about Weird Al Yankovic and then it takes Tim 4 days to figure out how to upload the file to the internet.

An exhaustive look into the world’s most famous septulogy, 80’s boobs, the differences between bums and hobos, and special announcements.

A how-to guide, also ideas for funny things to do to cavemen if you ever have the opportunity.

We look back on Michael Jackson’s career, legacy and various types of pets in their truimphent and unnecessarily long return to audio podcasting.