2 Guys and a Mic

2 guys and a mic #100 - Champ, the Vixens and some Raw Meat

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 21:53:54 -0700

It's the VERY LAST SHOW from Rich and Ken on HotTalkLA! Be sure to catch it!The guys celebrate their 100th podcast and inaugural Toadhop appearance with the hilarious David Koechner (Anchorman, A Good Old Fashioned Orgy, The Office) and the "comedic vixen mixologists" known as Alie & Georgia, who create a special cocktail for the occasion - 2 Guys and a Mike's! It's two hours of some of Rich and Ken's finest work yet! Then Ken eats raw ground beef on a cracker.

2 guys and a mic #99 - I Hold It!?!?

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:34:20 -0700

Rich and Ken return to the Leopard’s Den after a summer of travel and family mayhem to discuss the upcoming video webcast of SHOW 100 from Toad Hop Studios, Ken’s hatred of the lead-filled duvet his wife makes him use, Virginia 2GnaM correspondent Gerardo’s future with college sex, their recent appearance on Heidi and Frank’s After Hours and how mortifying it can be to have a 2 year-old ask to hold your johnson while in a public restroom. And if that’s not enough to completely repulse you, there’s always turd burgers!

2 guys and a mic #98 - Back from Cooperstown

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:46:36 -0700

Rich returns from his son's little league adventure in Cooperstown to a less humid and mosquito-free Southern California and to find something extremely refreshing - his home was NOT burglarized. After he readies The Leopard Den for podcastration, Ken drops by with the cold Tecates and it's time for the first 2GnaM show in three weeks! As usual, the guys cover all the bases including Dina and Gregg's 2-year anniversary, Virginia Gerardo's email and more preparation for Show 100! Midget strippers anyone?

2 guys and a mic #97 - Pooping, Puking, Telenovelas, UFO's and a Wolf Dog Ate My Baby

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 01:11:13 -0700

Rich and Ken begin with this important life question: if you could have the most beautiful woman on the planet given that she has to have either chronic projectile vomiting syndrome or a diarrhea Super Soaker for an ass, which condition would you choose? Head scratcher, huh? Then it's onto even more intellectual issues - werewolves in Detroit, UFO's in London and the telenovelas in our dreams. 2GnaM #97 is a bit of a grab bag, but then again, aren't they all?

2 guys and a mic #96 - Robbing the Cradle

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 22:52:24 -0700

After Rich and Ken swap stories about their Father’s Days lost, they do their hilarious Skinemax oh-face impressions and then discuss the juicy May/December coitus of Doug Hutchison (51) and Courtney Alexis Stodden (16). That’s a 35 year difference for those of you ignoring the math! And if that’s not enough, the guys trump that with an even creepier tale out of Amish country. NBC Dateline eat your heart out – this is “To Catch Ye Predator.”

2 guys and a mic #95 - New Tecate Daytime Cold Medication

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 20:55:48 -0700

Rich and Ken trade in nighttime Tecates for daytime cold meds and a panacea of issues. First up, Ken’s 2-year-old tackles stealth crib escapes and pissing in the potty all in one day. Then, the guys lay down the groundwork for SHOW #100, a live video webcast from Heidi and Frank’s Toad Hop Studios (date TBD)! And last but not least, it’s all about the assholes – Weiner’s weiner, the guy who crushes his own melon with his own SUV and one dumb woman’s drunk voicemail going viral, all thanks to the brilliant folks at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas.

2 guys and a mic #94 - One Filthy F--king Show

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:07:44 -0700

It starts with an innocent chat about Ben’s swimming lesson and Ken’s renegade eyebrow hair, but then it all derails rather quickly and the show material takes a head-first dive into the gutter. The guys take Cheyenne’s two topic requests, condoms in adult films and pole-dancing as an Olympic sport, and weave them into immature podcast gold. How about masturbating and cat-fighting as olympic events? What key role do midgets play in saving the entire porn industry? This is a show to be proud of, 2GnaM fans! Pop open a Tecate and enjoy.

2 guys and a mic #93 - Some Shit is Private

Thu, 26 May 2011 18:13:12 -0700

While pounding cans of Tecate (Ken drinks 3 and Rich milks 1 - the whiner claims he's sick), the guys massage their egos by perusing complimentary emails, discuss when the world is going to end NOW, get lectured by a 12 year-old on the true meaning of the number 69, wonder what penis size would fit comfortably into a beer can's mouth (obviously) and finally in the last segment, they discuss ????? Uhhh, this topic could easily throw Ken's ass in the dog house. You're just gonna have to listen to find out.

2 guys and a mic #92 - Jesus is the Shit, Y'all!

Thu, 19 May 2011 20:52:39 -0700

After talking Underoos and covering the latest on Ashton Kutcher’s new gig and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s bastard child, the guys welcome Rich’s wife Sayra (you’re welcome, Michael) into the Leopard Den to discuss Judgement Day! That’s right, sinners, it’s right around the corner – May 21st to be exact. So, party hard Friday night and stock up your earthquake kits! Jesus is the shit, y’all!

2 guys and a mic #91 - Baby Crap and the Moonlight Jog

Fri, 13 May 2011 21:07:31 -0700

After a couple of weeks away from podcast land, Ken thought Rich would've forgotten about the friendly "Tawny Kitaen" wager, but apparently not! Prior to recording, Ken has to pay his debt and jog through the Rich's hood in his skivvies. Yes, they got it on video. It didn't do Johnny Knoxville proud, but it definitely got a few neighbors locking their doors. Also, the guys lament about their wives' hormones and how this fall just might mean baby-making time. Again.

2 guys and a mic - "Cinqo de Best-O"

Sun, 08 May 2011 21:33:57 -0700

While Rich and Ken drown their brains with Tecate and salsa, the minions who actually produce their show put together a rather entertaining “Best Of.” First, Heidi and Frank join the guys in the Leopard Den followed by a Brown Note fantasy diatribe. Finally, drink mavens Alie and Georgia mix up cocktails and TV show ideas with da boys.

2 guys and a mic #90 - No Tawny, No Trousers

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 23:42:09 -0700

After Tawny Kitaen cancels her phoner at the last minute (okay, the last couple hours), the guys have to scramble to whip up another entertaining show. Wait a second, that's what they do every week. Why should this week be any damn different? The result - weird farts and some hilarious Nicolas Cage inspired drunk stories. And let's not forget about THE BIG CHALLENGE: if Tawny does not end up doing the show, Ken will have to run around the block in his underwear. Odds are, after she hears this immature schlock, Ken's going to get his streak on.

2 guys and a mic #89 - The Next Charlie Sheen

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 02:38:53 -0700

After the guys announce a plan to find a show intern who moonlight's as Ken's podcast-friendly mistress, they analyze what exactly went wrong at the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival and why Ken was left hanging. Then, it's all about David Arquette and his newfound little person fetish. Is D.A. the next Charlie Sheen? Listen now and find out what the guys think. Oh yeah, and hot Asian girls should always carry plenty of towels with them.

2 Guys and a Mic #88 - Buck MacElroy and the Whale Watchers

Sat, 09 Apr 2011 03:24:07 -0700

No, it's not an unknown doo-wop group from the early 60's or a self-help book for obesity, it's show #88 and it's the best title the guys could come up with dammit. After Rich and Ken lay down their plan of attack for the big karaoke party at the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival, they set their course for the usual 2GnaM variety: Ken's late introduction to gayness, a semen-stained Santa hat, Cha-Sheen, old Korean ladies and the relaxing magic of whale watching.

2 guys and a mic #87 - Raped by a Clown

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 16:51:21 -0700

The title of this week's show was snatched right from the headlines of South California's very own OC. Rich and Ken DO NOT in any way condone the details of the story and as parents themselves, feel for the victims. However, this is a comedy podcast and anything that involves a man dressing as a clown to stalk children at a Taco Bell deserves a little ribbing. And if that's not enough to appall you, the guys then spend approximately 20 minutes chatting about Ken's sperm.

2 guys and a mic #86 - Get Your Shorts On 2

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:27:25 -0700

It's that time of year again, so the guys welcome Gary Anthony Williams and Jeannie Roshar-r-r-r (rolling the r) into the Leopard Den to discuss the 3rd Annual LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival. But that doesn't stop Rich and Ken from occasionally derailing the conversation and luring their guests into some good old-fashioned gutter talk. Baran, a 2GnaM fan in Turkey, would have it no other way. Tune in to see who goes over the line this time. Get your tickets to the festival here: www.lacomedyshorts.com

2 guys and a mic #85 - Fudge Poppin' Daddies

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:37:52 -0700

After the guys recap Rich's brain MRI, they bounce right back to their usual blue material. Rich explains the correct meaning of "fudge-popping" and to Ken's surprise, it isn't anal sex. They bash Tinsel Korey from The Twilight Saga (not Korey Tinsel, Ken) for her insensitive tsunami tweets and Britney Spears for her recent visit to Rich's local little league field. Finally, with "Steak and Blow Job Day" officially in the books, the guys spitball some other male-friendly holiday ideas that will leave the ladies cringing. Get Hallmark on the phone now!

2 guys and a mic #84 - The Brown Note and the Bucking Bronco

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 23:13:32 -0800

After some shits and giggles with a few brown note what-iffers, the show eventually veers out of Ken's comfort zone when the subject of Rich's unabashed sex life comes up. Rich claims he's a regular shapeshifter in the bedroom and transforms into a wild animal during climax. And if that's not enough to make Ken squirm, Rich's wife even makes a rare on-mic appearance to verify EVERYTHING. Brace yourself for another adult-themed 2GnaM.

2 guys and a mic #83 - Jack On, Jack Off

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 01:37:46 -0800

SPOILER ALERT: These shows just keep getting raunchier. If you're not completely offended by the first segment selection of semen sacks, menstrual stains and booby groping, then you will be delighted to find the refreshing second segment, where the guys break down the comedic stylings of Jack, Rich's 12-year-old nephew. After that, it's the wacky tale of Rich's Seattle sugar crash. All this deliciousness served up with a musical tribute to the film "Vision Quest." Yes, someone who thinks he's Matthew Modine approves of this message.

2 guys and a mic #82 - Friction Boners featuring Jason Libs and Cheyenne Nation

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 23:05:56 -0800

After Ken reveals his most disturbing and uncomfortable moment as a father, the guys get down to business with their special guests Jason Libs ( jasonlibs.com) and the one and only Cheyenne. Chey shares his newfound love of poetry and enlists Jason to turn his bizarre lyrics into nuggets of musical platinum. Then, Jason creates 2GnaM's best in-studio moment ever by taking the show's biggest recurring joke and spinning it into his own novelty hit. It's only a matter of time before the world is singing "Friction Boner." Follow the guys on Twitter @2GuysandaMicLA

2 guys and a mic #81 - Chillin' with Jess and Mar

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:17:29 -0800

After the guys take a few minutes to get back into the swing of things, Jess and Mar stop by the studio to girly things up a bit and share their sometimes-twisted view of life with the masses. They gladly let Rich and Ken examine their tweets and in return, Rich and Ken turn over the big boy microphones so Jess and Mar can give the world a two-minute taste of what their very own podcast would sound like. Since one them is Ken's sister-in-law and lives in his house, we'll let you be the judge.

2 guys and a Mic #80 - Phisting Phoenix

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:29:38 -0800

Show #80 is here! 2GnaM is officially an octogenarian and what better way to celebrate than to up the ante on their indecency level after hearing about a 6th grader who listens to the show at school on his iPod. Uhhhh..yeah...so...this week (proceeding uncomfortably), the aforementioned 12-year-old will learn all about drinking while on antibiotics, lacing spare rib sauce with ecstasy and how exactly to make a giant rubber band ball out of naked bodies. Don't say we didn't warn you, Mom. Earmuffs!

2 guys and a Mic #79 - The Jets Crash and Anal Fissures

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 22:09:27 -0800

After Rich laments about his team's second AFC Championship choke-job in a row, the guys get down and dirty with their typical shameless banter and the indecent subject material you've come to expect from 2GnaM. On this week's menu: anal fissures, dogs that eat lingerie, mistresses for hire and knife-wielding toddlers. Yes, in case you didn't know by now, Rich and Ken are somebody's fathers. In separate heterosexual marriages of course.

2 guys and a Mic #78 - You've Been Ricky Gervais-ed!

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 21:23:49 -0800

The guys are back and it's a comfort to know that their prolonged holiday hiatus did not mature them in the slightest. That is why this complete dissection of Ricky Gervais' recent mutilation of the Hollywood elite comes with no surprise. The guys find a twisted pleasure in taking Ricky's most inappropriate Golden Globe quips and making them 100 times worse. Needless to say, if Rich and Ken got a hold of the teleprompter, Ricky would've been blacklisted and blackballed forever! And if that stuff doesn't float your boat, there's always the obligatory tale of public defecation. Stay classy.

2 guys and a Mic #77 - 2010 Holiday Spectacular

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:16:35 -0800

It's that time of year again and the family and friends of 2GnaM cram into the Leopard Den for another big end-of-the-year holiday show. Featuring Jess and Mar (Twitter @JaMbyJessandMar"), Matt B. of The Movie Matts, Will the astrophysicist and of course, the one and only Cheyenne the Life Sage. Hear what kind of shenanigans ensue once the booze sinks in and what Cheyenne predicts for everybody in the coming year. AND... what they predict for him. We have no idea if there's a show here, but the microphones were in fact turned on for once. Memory still blurry. Happy New Year!!!

2 guys and a Mic #76 - Drinkin' Rich's Toes Off with Alie and Georgia

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 19:55:32 -0800

Ohhh, let the holiday spirits start flowin'! The guys roll out the beige carpet to the super sexy "cocktailians" known as Alie and Georgia! A&G make the long, dark trek from Coolville, LA into suburban hell (aka the 'deep valley') to teach Rich and Ken a thing or two about mixing adult beverages. In other words, they get the guys Gingerbread Housed! Well, they get Ken Gingerbread Housed. Paul just holds the mic and Rich surrenders his participation in the name of diabetes. These megasweet concoctions would've caused at least 3 or 4 of Rich's toes to fall off. Hence the name of this show. Cheers!

2 guys and a Mic #75 - Mikey's Gang

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 06:57:45 -0800

&qu After Ken gushes about his tattoo experience, singer/songwriter Mikey de Lara drops by to riff on his upcoming cd, the LA music scene and Marty McFly (aka Daddy Shakes). Mikey even straps up to play a couple great acoustic tracks - "Oh, Simone" and Rich's request, "Long Road." It isn't often when the guys dedicate a full show to music, but when they do, it's always a great listen. This one is no exception. To hear more music by Mikey de Lara, check out his new cd, "Before Australia." Go here now, numbnuts...MikeydeLara.com

2 guys and a Mic #74 - The Two-Dicks-in-a-Room Rule

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 04:11:49 -0800

Every once in awhile, the guys have a show where they turn off the microphones and have no idea what they just jawed about for the last fifty-five minutes. This is one of those shows. The upside is that some of their funniest moments were spawned from such ridiculous streams of consciousness. In this edition of 2GnaM, Rich and Ken may or may not have begun their plans to brighten a homeless person’s holidays. There may also have been some banter about tweets, tats, cobra balls and the all-important golden rule - there should never… EVER…be two dicks in a room. The rest is a blur.

2 guys and a Mic #73 - Tools in Space

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 07:23:08 -0800

After a 69LIVE recap and some random banter about Ken's moustache and The Hoff, Rich's uber-smart brother-in-law, Will Blackmore, takes the conversation into another dimension. The guys kick back with some beers and discuss Will's adventurous life as an astrophysicist and a true stalker-dodging success story, proving that a few words of wisdom from Cheyenne the Love Sage can go a long way. Oh yeah, and be on the lookout for stuff like camel diarrhea and fortune cookie beards. Don't ask.

2GnaM 69LIVE - From the SModCastle

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:08:54 -0800

Rich and Ken finally get around to recording the long-awaited show #69 and take it to the stage in front of a live audience at Kevin Smith's SModcastle. Recorded on Monday night, November 15th, this uncensored edition of 2GnaM includes special guests Illeana Douglas, Eric Lange and Chelsea Peretti! Additional special thanks and ass spanks go out to David Houston, Kevin Smith, Matt Cohen, Sayra Miller Boerner, Kimberly Nowlin Hastings, Andrea McClain, Jessica Nowlin, Marissa Minor, Teresa Diep, AJ Sacher, Cassie Thieme and Ian Harris. It was such a great time that the next live show is already in the works. Stay tuned...

2 guys and a Mic #72 - The Heidi and Frank Conga!

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 00:36:51 -0800

After the guys gush about 69LIVE at Kevin Smith's SModcastle (Monday, November 15 at 8pm if you must know), they welcome LA radio legends Heidi and Frank for a hilariously scandalous time in the Leopard Den. Oh, yeah...they do an interview too. Heidi and Frank discuss their long journey from 97.1 to that media wasteland called AM radio and finally, to ruling the world and being their own bosses at www.heidiandfrank.com. It's one of the best 2GnaM's yet! And if you like creepy moustaches but hate prostate cancer, look no further! You can sponsor Ken's booger trap by clicking here: http://us.movember.com/mospace/900886/ .

2 guys and a Mic #71 - The Honeymoon Buzzkill

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 17:18:14 -0700

In the first new show since the Orlando and Maui getaways, Rich describes the disturbing details about how his and his wife's post-honeymoon glows were shattered the moment they pulled into their driveway. The lights in their house were on, but it was a stranger that lurked inside. Listen...enjoy...and keep your doors locked tight. Oh yeah, and Happy Halloween!

2 guys and a Mic #70 - Take Two and the Non Interview

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 18:50:40 -0700

The guys "Re-Release" the show they recorded before vacations with a brand new opening segment. Was the original one too smutty? Too controversial? Too crappy? You'll never know. Plus they announce their 1st official guests for 2GnaM LIVE69 and get stood up by a hot blonde YouTube sensation. And there's more...

Best of 2 guys and a Mic - Eric Lange in Da Hatch!

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 05:12:27 -0700

Way back in February, Eric Lange (Secretariat, You Don’t Know Jack and LOST) joined us as our very special guest; either that or he was just using the Leopard Den as shelter from a cold, rainy night. Well now, a short 8 months later, he is a red carpet staple…and still our friend! So, while we’re tweaking our latest ‘new show’ to make it suitable for broadcast, we shamelessly replay this classic 2GnaM. And go see Secretariat dammit! It’s about a horse. 6daa0bcf-5d39-4b3f-a364-a0e12c28f450 1.03.01

2 guys and a Mic #68 - The Fugelsang File

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 02:07:08 -0700

After Ken spews about getting blocked on Facebook for disagreeing with someone's status update about Katy Perry and Elmo, the guys welcome their very special guest -- John Fugelsang! John loves to talk and the guys love to listen...with envy. John's stories of his VH-1 days will leave any true rock 'n' roll fan drooling

2 guys and a Mic #67 - Sixty nine and other Poop

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 02:26:20 -0700

Imagine being a freshman at college for only two weeks and you already have a reputation for pooping in strange places. Well imagine no more, Rich and Ken have a story of the ultimate dormmate from hell. Plus, the guys revisit their legendary interview with "Sh*t My Dad Says" creator Justin Halpern and lay the groundwork for doing this ridiculous excuse for a show in front of a live audience. Yup, 69LIVE is in the works.

2 guys and a Mic #66 - How Dare You Disrespect a Pimp!

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:52:23 -0700

After the guys recap their Labor Day misadventures of adult diapers and meat-cleaver-toting ice cream men, they slam a shot of warm vodka and blind dial a party line in Las Vegas. What happens next is pure podcast gold and it may or may not entail a bargain ho ($200 per week)who smokes a little bit of the crack pipe. Then, Rich boasts about his upcoming Zulu Nation induction. Ken never felt whiter.

2 Guys and a Mic #65 - Janet Jackson's Nipple and the MLC

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:40:46 -0700

Rich and Ken lament about how cool and cutting-edge entertainment once was before Janet's magical melon and sunny nipple shield popped out on national television and pissed in everyone's corn flakes. Then, it's Ken's secret desire to own a motorcycle when he's in his 50's. Is this a hip, new Ken coming out of his shell or the initial sign of an early MLC (mid-life crisis...minus the hot flashes). Ding-ding-ding! If you guessed MLC, you're right!

2 Guys and a Mic #64 - Masturbation, Death and Air Hockey

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:04:48 -0700

With the help of his trusty toilet paper catcher's mitt, Ken comes clean about his late-night masturbation sessions and the do's and don'ts of rubbing one out when you're married. Then, the guys compare their bucket lists...with their own special twist of course. Oh yeah, there's some other stuff about wearing carcases and making out with children, but who really cares? Enjoy.

2 Guys and a Mic #63 - Dr. Cheyenne ''The Wizard of Cooter''

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 04:43:10 -0700

After Ken vents about his Seattle flights from Hell, Cheyenne calls in to share his thoughts on some of his favorite daytime TV talk show topics: vulvodynia and birth orgasms. And for fans of humor above the crotch, the Movie Matts return with their review of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Eat, Pray, Love.

2 Guys and a Mic #62 - The All New Irritabubble and Some Raunchy Sex Acts

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 20:35:11 -0700

Rich brainstorms a new baby-proofing product that's bound to spark a few protests and then, the guys answer one suspicious critic's plea to dial up the smut factor. These are NOT the guys to take home to your mother, unless of course, she's into dusty pigeons, salty pirates and loves doing the marlin.

2 Guys and a Mic #61 - Talking to Langdon (And Girls About Duran Duran)

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:33:11 -0700

Rich and Ken open the studio door to not one, but TWO awesome guests with very hearty laughs. First up, fellow Hot Talker, Langdon Bosarge (Langdon Nation) invades the studio with his robust energy and his sleeveless t-shirt. After two segments, it was abundantly clear why his podcast is one of the most entertaining ones out there. The man loves to talk! Then, Rob Sheffield, author and Rolling Stone writer, calls in to discuss the music of the 80's and his cool new book, TALKING TO GIRLS ABOUT DURAN DURAN. Rob even agrees to a friendly trivia game called STUMP THE SHEF! Take a listen and see how he does.

2 Guys and a Mic #60 - The Return of the Movie Matts

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:30:19 -0700

In the muggy July heat of the Leopard Den, Rich and Ken's demented minds go on a tear, covering everything from bride slapping to broken feet to fast food fender benders to the banishment of men's slow-pitch softball, and finally, to the all-important question: how many Scientology converts would it take to win a date with Kirstie Alley? And if that's not enough to whet your appetite, the Movie Matts are back with their reviews of "Despicable Me" and "Eclipse."

2 Guys and a Mic #59 - Female Knuckle-Bumps

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 01:44:03 -0700

The guys are back with an all new 2GnaM!! (Admit it, you're moderately aroused.) NOTE from theNewJackS: "It's about friggin' time!" After Rich summarizes his not-so-entertaining college tour of the northwest, the guys welcome back Jess and Mar for an update of their latest social escapades...and Ken's Little Mermaid pals play a big part. Christ on a bucket, let the drama begin!!!

2 Guys and a Mic #58 - Bachelor Party #2 - Mariahsaurus Rex

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 05:22:47 -0700

It was just last summer when Rich went on his infamous bachelor party and this "Best of 2 Guys and a Mic" is the only surviving documentation of the events that transpired on that memorable evening. All other photos, recordings and artist renderings have been destroyed. In this podcast, you'll hear all about Cheyenne's 4-4-1, the legendary Honduran hooker head fight and the prehistoric beast known as Mariahsaurus Rex.

2 Guys and a Mic #57 - Bachelor Party #1 - Honduran Hooker Heads

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 21:36:34 -0700

In this outrageous "Best of 2 Guys and a Mic" episode, Rich and Ken spend more time laughing than they do talking. Once the detailed dialogue about Rich's son's first visit to church and unruly pubic hair maintenance subsides, the guys begin laying out the blueprint for Rich's epic bachelor party -- that would be the one that involves Honduran hooker heads. We would say you have to hear it to believe it...but you probably still wouldn't believe it. To be continued...

2 Guys and a Mic #56 - It's a Scrabble Affair

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 03:30:44 -0700

Ken had a strange week and Rich's hilarious input only makes him feel stranger (and a bit guilty) about it. First, there's the drunken Voice Actor who tainted Ben's favorite TV show forever. Then it's the scandalous "Scrabble Affair." Should Ken drop the habit or welcome a rematch?

2 Guys and a Mic #55 - A Bad Day in Johnsonville

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700

After Rich helps Ken figure a way to keep his wife from buying a minivan, the boys dissect the origin of the Laker riots. Then, they both venture down a darker path; featuring one of the most disgusting "waxident" stories ever reported. Cover your kehones amigos. This one is guaranteed to make you cringe.

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2 Guys and a Mic #54 - Pride and Sh*t My Dad Says [a.k.a., Pridecast]

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:11:58 -0700

The guys bust out the big guns for their Fathers Day spectacular! First up is the LA Pride fiasco. Two-hundred-twenty megabytes of hilarious material evaporated in thin air, so the guys have to depend on their heterosexual memories for a recap. Then, it's the long-awaited Justin Halpern interview. Yes, the creator of the Twitter sensation, Sh*t My Dad Says, calls in to save the day.

2 Guys and a Mic #52 - More than 113 Seconds

Sat, 29 May 2010 04:11:31 -0700

After Rich soapboxes about the trials and tribulations of little league fatherhood, Natalie DeJohn (113 seconds w/ Natalie) saves the day with a taco delivery and her blogospheric charm.

2 Guys And A Mic #51 - The Tales of Brave Ulysses

Mon, 24 May 2010 18:33:41 -0700

After Ken gloats about his experience as a "nobody" at the MacGruber cast party, he and Rich investigate some of the music industry's most irrelevant rip-offs.

2 Guys And A Mic #50b - The Real #50

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:18:25 -0700

Rich and Ken are back from a Mother's Day hiatus with their typical hi-jinks! After exchanging the mystery gift bags from Dina & Gregg, the guys engage in dueling puke stories. Yeah, you may want to listen on an empty stomach.

2 Guys and a Mic #50 - All Bounced Out!!

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:18:02 -0700

Too much time on Ben’s Birthday Bouncer causes Rich and Ken to have to reach into the vault for BEST OF material… Beginning with Ken’s Mime-like demeanor and rituals in the bedroom. The guys go on to describe the specific things every man must do to be considered “A Man.” Later, Ken breaks out his favorite Greg-Est CD and the sing-a-long gets out of control. Finally, the show comes to a rousing close with the musings of Sayra’s talking nay-nay.

2 Guys And A Mic #49 - Buck And Bill Call Out The PGP!

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:17:42 -0700

With the Blind-fold Trivia Bowling match right around the corner, Rich and Ken create alternate identities and a master plan to steal listeners from the Pretty Good Podcast. Plus, sound the gay (and I don’t meant happy) alarm…Ken’s week was pretty fierce.

2 Guys And A Mic #48 - The "Un-Official" Birthday Show

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:17:19 -0700

The guys recap Ken’s misadventures at Sam Phillips Sexy PJ Party. Then, the estranged sibling of a movie icon joins the celebration to wish the guys well and make an emotional plea to his famous brother. Eat your heart out Oprah!!

2 Guys And A Mic #47 - 80oz Of Debauchery

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:16:48 -0700

The guys bust open a couple of 40’s to go along with some bad Steven Seagal impressions. Sammy Phillips joins via phone to pimp her Very Sexy Pajama Party. And if you don’t find that offensive, there’s always Rich’s sisters’s sign language sex education adventure with the wheel-chair bound-deaf-retarded-gay guy. ‘Nuff said.

2 Guys And A Mic #46 - Sibling Surprises and Nagasaki Sings

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:16:20 -0700

Rich and Ken dish on being “brothers from another mother” – not to each other – but instead to their half sisters. Plus what does HotTalkLA.com have on the docket? How about a Blinfold Trivia Bowling Brawl and a Porn Star Pajama party. Yeah, count the guys in on both. A new musical explodes on 2GnaM. And an anniversary month flashback to Rich’s Turkey day in “The Birdcage.”

2 Guys And A Mic #45 - Our "Great" Friday Show

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:15:54 -0700

It's the 1st show of 2GnaM's official birthday month. To celebrate they begin a campaign to "Save Ronald McDonald," then they dig into the archives to revisit the night terrors of show #2. Also, the Movie Matts review Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Nine and a Half Weeks.

2 Guys And A Mic #44 - Vagazzle Me!

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:14:18 -0700

Rich and Ken are fascinated by Cheyenne's new business venture as a "Nay-Nay" Vagazzler. The boys also talk about whether its right to turn in drunk drivers, and then tell some light-hearted tales of animal sodomy.

2 Guys And A Mic #43 - Hexters and Stalkers...WTF!

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:13:50 -0700

The guys go old school...a show with no guests and no wives within a 10 mile radius. They share crazy stalker stories. Rich talks about his friend the Elvis imitator and Ken reveals his latest malady - "Hexting."

2 Guys And A Mic #42 - Get Your Shorts On

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:11:17 -0700

Gary Anthony Williams (Boston Legal) shamelessly plugs the coolest film festival in the nation – LA Comedy Shorts! The guys also talk about meth heads and when it’s inappropriate to shave your nay-nay. And whatever happened to those Movie Matts? Well, they’re back with Percy Jackson and The Crazies! For more info on Gary’s film fest, check out www.LAComedyShorts.com.

2 Guys And A Mic #41 - Sploshing With Dina and Gregg

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:10:46 -0700

In this fierce edition of 2GnaM, Transexual Dina Martinez and her gay best friend Gregg Potter (dinaandgreggshow.com) infiltrate the spare bedroom and even come bearing gifts -- not to mention their own sangria! And Ken is put on the spot with the "Is Ken Gay?" exam. Does he fail...or pass with a rainbow of flying colors?

2 Guys And A Mic #40 - Rosco And The Resolution

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:10:17 -0700

Rich and Ken roll out the imaginary red carpet for their Rosco Awards (aka not the Oscars). And what went down in Portland? Was Matt and Jessie's Valentine's Day tryst everything they ever dreamed of? Find out why the guys have been avoiding the subject for the last two weeks...

2 Guys and a Mic #39 - Vainglorious IS a word!!

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:09:34 -0700

Fashion vloggers, Kristen and Kristen, from ForeverVainglorious.com drop by the studio to share their tips on male fashion, and more importantly...douchebag prevention. Also, Cheyene finds himself in a firestorm of controversy. We accept your apology, Chey. Featuring the music of Inward Eye and David Bowie

2 Guys And A Mic #38 – Spies Like Us

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:09:13 -0700

The guys recruit Cheyenne to snoop on Matt & Jessie’s romantic weekend in Portland. However, Chey’s method of covert Op’s leaves a lot to be desired (He’s in a trash can). Plus, what exactly is “Yoga-bating?” Featuring the music of Neon Trees, Robert Randolph & the Family Band and the Pretenders.

2 Guys And A Mic #37 – Radzinsky, is that YOU?

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:08:29 -0700

Rich and Ken find LOST star Eric Lange (Stuart Radzinsky – Season 5) amongst the friendly spare bedroom confines. Eric dishes on his Island experiences and his new movie with Al Pacino. And its the debut of the Jess & Mar Hollywood beat down!! Find out what the 20-something ladies think about the new We Are the World.

2 Guys And A Mic #36 - Jesse And The Wolves

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:08:14 -0700

Ken’s sister-in-law, Jessie, stops by to discuss her future V-Day rendezvous with Rich’s bro-in-law, Matt. The guys get 3 questions each. Find out how many Jessie actually answers. Then Rich and Ken pull out their doppelgangers.

2 Guys and A Mic #35 - The No Description Show

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:07:28 -0700

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2 Guys and a Mic #34 – Easy To Interview

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:06:53 -0700

Hollyood star Illeana Douglas (EasytoAssembleSeries.com) braves the Southern California typhoon to be on 2GnaM and share tales of her undying love for Swedish meatballs. Featuring the music of Santigold, Sparhusen and Violent Femmes.

2 Guys and a Mic #33 – The Matt and Jess Chronicles

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:06:14 -0700

Some unintentional match-making transpired at the Holiday Spectacular. Who dishes the details? Who pleads the 5th? You might be surprised. Featuring the music of: La Roux, Cold War Kids and Soup DragonsTHE MATT AND JESS CHRONICLESSome unintentional match-making transpired at the Holiday Spectacular. Who dishes the details? Who pleads the 5th? You might be surprised. Featuring the music of: La Roux, Cold War Kids and Soup Dragons

2 Guys and a Mic #32 - 2009 Holiday Spectacular

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:04:20 -0700

Segment 1 – Dating Douchebags with Jess and Marissa Segment 2 – Douchebags fight back (Matt and Will) Segment 3 – Cheyenne the Love Sage Segment 4 – The Wives clean up the debris Featuring the music of – Band of Skulls, Simple Minds and Metric

2 Guys and a Mic #31 - The Holiday Spectacular “PRE-SHOW”

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:03:44 -0700

Segment 1 – Ray Lewis Visits the Oscars Segment 2 – Reviewing the Oh-Oh’s Segment 3 – Matt’s Buzzing Featuring the music of Ghostland Observatory, LCD Soundsystem and the Clash

2 Guys and a Mic #30 – Quick! Call the Broadcasters Hall of fame!

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:03:10 -0700

SHOW #30SEGMENT 1: Belches and Gleeks SEGMENT 2: Fighting the Wild SEGMENT 3: 2GnaM Themes (aka “Anti-Ken Songs”) Featuring the music of: Spoon, Miike Snow and Blur

2 Guys and a Mic #29 – December 7, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:02:49 -0700

SEGMENT 1: Clap On, Clap Off SEGMENT 2: Thanksgiving in the Birdcage SEGMENT 3: Delbert and Jezzamina SEGMENT 4: How to Win a Bar Tab Featuring the music of: Vampire Weekend, Airborne Toxic Event and The Lemonheads

2 Guys and a Mic #28 – Hello Hollidays!!!

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:02:13 -0700

Segment 1 – Ken’s Pirthday Barty Segment 2 – Ken BELIEVES!!! Segment 3 – Drilling for Ear Wax Segment 4 – Photo Shoot Shenanigansv Featuring the music of Franz Ferdinand, PWEI and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

2 Guys and a Mic #27 – Get your Haiku On Bitches!!!

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:01:49 -0700

Segment 1 – The Photo Shoot Segment 2 – Carrie Prejean and the “Waterproof” laptop. Segment 3 – Ken’s Digital disdain and the Italian Floor Wine. Segment 4 – The Movie Matts are back…Xmas Carol and 2012. Featuring the music of Passion Pit, Foo Fighters and Icicle Works.

2 Guys and a Mic #26 – Our first syndicated show…kinda.

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:01:14 -0700

SHOW #26 SEGMENT 1: Yankee Bashing SEGMENT 2: Creepy Old Guys in Bars & Flaming Kitties SEGMENT 3: Ken’s Nazi friends Featuring the music of: Death Cab for Cutie, Jupiter One and The TeddyBears

2 Guys and a Mic #25 – Our best November show yet. Oh wait…our ONLY November show yet.

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:00:52 -0700

SHOW #25 SEGMENT 1: Banana Hands & Ken’s Midnight Mouth Flood SEGMENT 2: Sexiest Man on the Internet SEGMENT 3: Glow Balls & Fright Flicks Featuring the music of: M83, Florence + The Machine and The Bollock Bros.

2 Guys and a Mic #24 – The No Mentions of Halloween Special

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:00:21 -0700

Show #24 Segment 1 – Vibrators vs. Phallic Meats Segment 2 – Balloon Boy and the Crazy Pre-Nups Segment 3 – CockPit Capers Segment 4 – Ken’s PreGame Freakout Featuring the music of Cake, Gossip and Midnight Oil

2 Guys and a Mic #23 – Deaf-tober Fest

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:59:48 -0700

SHOW #23 SEGMENT 1: Halloween…love it or hate it? SEGMENT 2: Sleep Paralysis and the Chunkette SEGMENT 3: Introducing DJ Deffy Kenahole Featuring the music of: The Flaming Lips, The Bravery & Blondie

2 Guys and a Mic #22 – The Columbus Raped the Natives Edition

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:56:15 -0700

SHOW #22 SEGMENT 1: Milk and Soda? SEGMENT 2: The Koala Belt SEGMENT 3: Paco’s North Hollywood Hideaway Featuring the music of: Keane, Siouxsie & The Banshees and Spinnerette

2 Guys and a Mic #21 – October 5, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:55:55 -0700

SHOW #21 SEGMENT 1: Just Strip, Bitch! SEGMENT 2: Jon, David & a dash of Larry Bud SEGMENT 3: Homeless Posers Featuring the music of: MGMT, Oingo Boingo & Company of Thieves

2 Guys and a Mic #20 – Our Very First Best Of (sigh)

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:55:00 -0700

SEGMENT 1: 10th Show-Nanigans SEGMENT 2: Ken’s Leaky Butt SEGMENT 3: Jon and Kate Suck Featuring the music of: Men Without Pants, Ben Folds Five, My Jerusalem and a Piano Idiot Savant

2 Guys and a Mic #19 – September 14, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:54:18 -0700

SHOW #19 SEGMENT 1: Ben’s Bowels SEGMENT 2: The Den-ema SEGMENT 3: Ken’s Anger Issues Featuring the music of: The Cult, Placebo & Pete Shelley

2 Guys and a Mic #18 - Our First Ever Record-A-Q Game Show

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:53:32 -0700

SHOW #18 SEGMENT 1: The Newlywed Game SEGMENT 2: The Not-So-Newlywed Game Featuring the music of: Weezer and Love & Rockets (the original dammit!)

2 Guys and a Mic #16 – August 17, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:51:24 -0700

SHOW #16 SEGMENT 1: The 4 Phases of Rich’s Bachelor Party – Gratuitous Turd Cutting SEGMENT 2: Mike Score Blows SEGMENT 3: New Age Ken Featuring the music of: Amazing Baby, Flock of Douchebags & Jet

2 Guys and a Mic #15 – August 10, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:51:02 -0700

SHOW #15 SEGMENT 1: Huey Lewis & The Muse – Death Wishers SEGMENT 2: KFC Drive-Thru, Kitty Porn & Chinese Internet Rehab SEGMENT 3: *SECRET CODE THAT YOU’LL NEED TO WIN* Featuring the music of: Muse, Audrye Sessions & Thompson Twins (for John Hughes)

2 Guys and a Mic #14 – August 3, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:50:42 -0700

SHOW #14 SEGMENT 1: Billy & Willamina SEGMENT 2: Supergroups & Stupid Apps SEGMENT 3: Ken’s Dance Audition THE MOVIE MATTS: Aliens in the Valley Featuring the music of: The Supervillains, The Dead Weather & INXS

2 Guys and a Mic #13 – July 27, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:49:26 -0700

SHOW #13 SEGMENT 1: Dandruff of the Face SEGMENT 2: Intoxicated Escapades SEGMENT 3: Rich’s Table Read Audition THE MOVIE MATTS: G-Force & Orphan Featuring the music of: 311, The Takeover UK & The Farm

2 Guys and a Mic #12 – July 20, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:49:00 -0700

SHOW #12 SEGMENT 1: Ed Tyll…Does Our Show Suck? SEGMENT 2: Erik Dennison…Who’s More Goth? SEGMENT 3: The Movie Matts Review Potter & Bruno! Featuring the music of: Nitzer Ebb, Ministry & Front 242

2 Guys and a Mic #11 – July 13, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:48:42 -0700

SHOW #11 SEGMENT 1: He Loves Beaver – Rock Camp SEGMENT 2: The Drunk Replacements – Goth Dancing – Ken Quits His Job SEGMENT 3: MJ’s Memorial Featuring the music of: The Replacements, Bell X1 & Yeah Yeah Yeahs

2 Guys and a Mic #10 – June 29, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:48:17 -0700

SHOW #10 - A Landmark Celebration SEGMENT 1: Stupid Parents & Their Fat Kids SEGMENT 2: Retarded Gangs – Pull The Churro Out! SEGMENT 3: Piano Savants – Bye Bye Jon & Kate Featuring the music of: Men Without Pants, Ben Folds Five & My Jerusalem

2 Guys and a Mic #9 – June 22, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:47:33 -0700

SHOW #9 SEGMENT 1: Backwoods Britney – Dealin’ With the Deafie SEGMENT 2: Bathtub Stickers & Palm Tree Island – The CRX Incident SEGMENT 3: Baby Socks – Trouser Mouse Featuring the music of: Dave Matthews Band, The Vapors & Wild Light

2 Guys and a Mic #8 – June 15, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:46:16 -0700

SHOW #8 SEGMENT 1: Ed Tyll or No Ed Tyll? SEGMENT 2: Man Crushes SEGMENT 3: Laker Mania Featuring the music of: Happy Mondays, Peter Gabriel & Modest Mouse

2 Guys and a Mic #7 – June 8, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:45:58 -0700

SHOW #7 SEGMENT 1: Warm Diet Shasta – Generation Text SEGMENT 2: Sayra & Pacino SEGMENT 3: Shooting Athletes Featuring the music of: Silversun Pickups, Bad Religion & Pilot Speed

2 Guys and a Mic #5 – May 25, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:45:19 -0700

SHOW #5 SEGMENT 1: A Perianal Abscess is Born SEGMENT 2: Andrew, Wilma & The Pitbulls SEGMENT 3: Land of the Rite Aid Lost Featuring the music of: Peter Murphy, Black Kids & Pixies

2 Guys and a Mic #4 – May 18, 2009

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:44:53 -0700

SHOW #4 SEGMENT 1: Baby Ben SEGMENT 2: Old School Radio Tales SEGMENT 3: The Stones Go Back to Elementary School Featuring the music of: Fishbone, Big Country & Madcon