Good Ole Gamers

Episode 151 - New Year, New GOG

2 Guys 1 Cart — Sat, 15 Feb 2025 17:57:02 GMT

Here we are again to catch up on our latest hooliganry!

Episode 150 - SFGE 2024 Pregame

2 Guys 1 Cart — Thu, 18 Jul 2024 19:46:50 GMT

Lyle and Brandon return from the grave once again to rant, rave, drink, and talk about our upcoming trip to SFGE 2024!

Episode 149 - Been A Minute

2 Guys 1 Cart — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 09:55:33 GMT

Back again with some catchin' up and trying out recording remotely with vidya feed and all sorts of new fancy tech.

Episode 148 - Tiddy Up Rex Betler

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 12 Apr 2024 07:32:34 GMT

A long lost episode surfaces to the top like a turd in a toilet bowl. AKA Brandon finally got off his rear end to throw some stuff together. Here's a much belated and much begrudged episode for your listening displeasure. Another to come soon!

Episode 147 - Not Dead Yet

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 28 Jul 2023 14:09:43 GMT

Hello again! We're not dead... yet. We're back and getting ready for our trip to Southern Fried Gaming Expo 2023. Like a herpes flare up on a romantic evening, we're back whether you're ready for us or not!

Episode 146 - Returned AF

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 16 Sep 2022 02:49:17 GMT

We're back! After many trials and tribulations, we have clawed our way back into your ear holes and other unsavory orifices. Though late, we wrap up our spectacular and spectacularly drunken pilgrimage to Southern Fried Gaming Expo 2022!

Episode 145 - A Southern Fried Rundown of Southern Fried Gaming Expo

2 Guys 1 Cart — Wed, 13 Jul 2022 01:10:19 GMT

This special episode we go over the in's and out's, the do's and don'ts, and the wishes and wish nots of the Southern-Fried Gaming Expo of 2022 in Atlanta, Georgia. If you're attending this year or thinking of it, give it a listen! Learn what to expect at this great event that we have come to love so much.

Episode 144 - Dinner With Uncle Silas

2 Guys 1 Cart — Wed, 29 Jun 2022 01:06:42 GMT

This episode is brought to you late by technical difficulties, life shenaniganry, and gross incompetence. However, to make things better, we get way too wasted to make a coherent episode. But we manage to talk about some old memories, Elite Dangerous, swamp hags and classical music.

Episode 143 - Embiggening

2 Guys 1 Cart — Thu, 26 May 2022 23:41:44 GMT

This episode we talk about the upcoming 2022 Southern Fried Gameroom Expo, Diablo 2 Resurrected ladder, and Microsoft Flight Simulator!

Episode 142 - Muff Snuff

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 13 May 2022 04:04:16 GMT

This episode we talk about growing old and decrepit, being forsaken by God and mother nature, Dead Space 1, 2, & 3, trolling people in Storm Chasers and much more chicanery!

Episode 141 - Cinema Seppuku - Super Mario Bros.

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 29 Apr 2022 01:06:44 GMT

This episode we team up with Adam to discuss the 1993 disaster of a film, Super Mario Bros.!

Episode 140 - Fukko And The Meat Weasel

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 15 Apr 2022 03:11:45 GMT

This episode we talk Dead Space, the Arcade1Up Golden Tee 3D Edition (AKA Golden Tee XL), Critters, Shenmue, Billy Mitchell's extortion accusations, and listen to a sweet track from Lyle's band, HEXXUS!

Episode 139 - Winkle McDoogan

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:00:23 GMT

This episode we come at you with some talk about Earthbound, DoDonPachi, Breath of the Wild, the new Arcade1Up Golden Tee 3D, Canibal Corpse, Panamaniac 2 and much less!

Episode 138 - Coworkers

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 18 Mar 2022 02:12:06 GMT

Lyle & Brandon had a rough couple of weeks so they spent some time in the 2G1C coal mines to bring y'all a better episode than the sorry excuse those burnt out turds tried to record. Enjoy this golden oldie! They talk Link's Awakening, Godzilla 2 (NES) and much more!

Episode 137 - Put A Little Wizz On It

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 04 Mar 2022 00:45:10 GMT

We're sloshed once again to talk about our trip to Ronnie Raygun's pinball arcade, Earthbound, Lost Ark, and puttin' a little wizz on it!

Episode 136 – Jerry McGrundle & The Great Clown Pagliacci

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 18 Feb 2022 00:16:45 GMT

We’re here and drinking heavily just enough to talk about the Intellivision Amico, the FF6 pixel remaster, our crippling depression, pinball and so much less!

Episode 135 – It’s Bean Wonderful

2 Guys 1 Cart — Thu, 03 Feb 2022 23:25:03 GMT

We’re back to talk about Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, more Deep Rock Galactic, Earthbound, old English ladies and the devil’s lettuce!

Episode 134 – Grimmet’s Used Bibles

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 14 Jan 2022 05:13:43 GMT

This week we talk Terraforming Mars, The Hunger board game, the Zelda Game & Watch, Deep Rock Galactic, waxed balls and even less!

Episode 133 – Bulkamania

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 24 Dec 2021 06:38:35 GMT

This week we talk more pinball, Planetside 2, chrimmas memories, GTA and more!

Episode 132 – Nachomania

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 03 Dec 2021 00:56:13 GMT

This week we talk about Brandon’s new Godzilla Premium pinball and Ghostbusters Afterlife!

Episode 131 – Ravaged By AIDS

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 12 Nov 2021 03:18:53 GMT

This week we talk about various Ghostbusters games and media, Phantasy Star Online 2 New Genesis, Lyle gets obscenely drunk, and we perform out patented incoherent rambling admirably.

Episode 130 – Elm Street Community College

2 Guys 1 Cart — Sat, 30 Oct 2021 01:57:17 GMT

This week we talk about Resident Evil and how 7 compares to the older games, even more Diablo 2, pinball and whatnots!

Episode 129 – I Simply Cannot Wait To Die

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 15 Oct 2021 02:20:58 GMT

This week we talk about Lyle’s proton pack, moar Diablo 2, movies, and much less!

Episode 128 – The Subtle Art Of Futt Bucking

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 01 Oct 2021 02:38:18 GMT

This week we talk about Diablo 2 Resurrected, bitchin’ carpet, Actraiser, Godzilla, futt bucking, and much less!

Episode 127 – Crosswords With Gary Grunkle

2 Guys 1 Cart — Tue, 21 Sep 2021 21:52:20 GMT

This week we talk about Lyle’s good news, the new Stern Godzilla pinball, Dark Moon, Splatterhouse, Doom Machine, Diablo 2 Resurrected and much less!

Episode 126 – The Scootening 4 – SFGE 2021

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 03 Sep 2021 03:47:12 GMT

This week we bring you our experience at the 2021 Southern Fried Gaming Expo in Atlanta! We had tons of fun and lots of drunken tomfoolery this year – can’t wait for next year’s expo!

Episode 125 – Cinema Seppuku – Lawnmower Man

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 13 Aug 2021 02:33:03 GMT

It’s Cinema Seppuku time! This week, we are joined in studio by Adam as we discuss the genius that is The Lawnmower Man! Tune in for your daily dose of digital devilry and debauchery with this episode’s rundown of the movie!

Episode 124 – Truck O Buck

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:57:51 GMT

This week we talk about Warhammer Dawn of War 1, Warhammer 40k: Space Marine, the upcoming Southern Fried Gaming Expo, Mansions of Madness & more!

Episode 123 – Ramboner

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 09 Jul 2021 03:17:19 GMT

This week we talk about the Rambo arcade game, the woes of buying/selling retro games on Facebook, Titanfall 2, Keyforge at SFGE & more!

Episode 122 – Warhammer at Area 51

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 25 Jun 2021 02:23:40 GMT

This week we talk about light gun games with the Sinden light guns, Warhammer 40k miniatures and lore, collectibles, and much more!

Episode 121 – Wheels of Justice

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 11 Jun 2021 01:55:36 GMT

This week we talk about the new Atari VCS console, Baldur’s Gate, collectibles, and much less!

Episode 120 – Uwe Boll’s Zelda

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 28 May 2021 03:25:36 GMT

This week we talk about the value of collectibles, Uwe Boll’s Zelda, Flesh & Blood blitz decks, the Sinden light guns, and much less!

Episode 119 – McGrombles

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 14 May 2021 02:26:52 GMT

This week we’re here to talk about Pillars of Eternity 2, Keyforge, rock some Lords of Thunder OST, and be the miserable cusses that we are.

Episode 118 – Cinema Seppuku – Double Dragon

2 Guys 1 Cart — Thu, 29 Apr 2021 23:46:38 GMT

It’s Cinema Seppuku time! This week, we once again have Adam join us as we ritually disembowel ourselves with this turd encrusted gem from 1994. Degeneracy, depravity, and Double Dragon are one and the same this episode, so don’t miss out!

Episode 117 – Dickles

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 16 Apr 2021 03:17:42 GMT

This week we’re here to sow discontent into your life with our perpetual state of anger and misery. Oh, and possibly talk about virtual pinball, gaming community drama, and pickles. Terms & conditions apply, results may vary.

Episode 116 – WTF Limp Bizkit?

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 02 Apr 2021 04:27:55 GMT

The Good Ole Gamers are once again here to babble aimlessly about video games and being fat. Lyle has determined that he is neither Japanese or autistic with his Tetris Grand Master performances, and Brandon has gone bald for the second time while building a virtual pinball cabinet. Be sure to tune in if you want a reason to feel better about where your life is heading!

Episode 115 – LaserDisc Legends

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 19 Mar 2021 02:06:25 GMT

Here we are again, same ole good place, same ole good time. This week we talk about Lyle’s new LaserDisc addiction, and review the AtGames Legends Ultimate cabinet!

Episode 114 – Marble Sadness

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 05 Mar 2021 03:39:49 GMT

This week we come to the shocking revelation that the NES version of Marble Madness sucks. We also talk about Stellaris and the board game The King’s Dilemma. If that somehow didn’t satisfy your masochistic cravings, we also go into our patented, beer fueled rants of dickery and fuckery.

Episode 113 – Zorlda’s Nemesis

2 Guys 1 Cart — Tue, 23 Feb 2021 18:20:00 GMT

Here we are again, bringing you our usual dreadful visage and some chatter about the upcoming AtGames Legends Ultimate pinball, Diablo 2 Resurrected, the Nemesis board game, and The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past!

Episode 112 – Fist You In The Slizgorp

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 05 Feb 2021 01:35:43 GMT

This week the grumpy ole gamers come at you in a sour mood and talk about the sour mess that is Pokemon Sword & Shield’s story and pacing. We also talk about Hotshot Racing and miscellaneous ramblings from tired, addled brains.

Episode 111 – Exploded Hamster

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 22 Jan 2021 01:41:02 GMT

We’re coming at you this week with some banter about renting the theater to watch The Thing (1982) and talk about Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle and Maniac Mansion for the NES. Stick around for the music segment for a decidedly decent Mario themed opera!

Episode 110 – Selfie Stick Revolution

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 08 Jan 2021 04:05:32 GMT

Another two weeks, another episode, another bleak existence in this clown world called life. This week we talk about Orcs Must Die 3, Everspace, Cyberpunk 2077, Doom E1M1 vs Master of Puppets, and many of our patented rants and ravings.

Episode 109 – Bedroom Strangers

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 05:00:12 GMT

A week late but better than never! This week we talk Cyberpunk, Google Stadia, and Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers. All this and so much less laced with the uneducated and uncensored meandering rants you’ve come to love. Or loathe. Whatever.

Episode 108 – Bad Rad Chad Dad

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 04 Dec 2020 03:53:33 GMT

We meet once again, strange friend. You’ve found yourself in the most depressing and irreverent part of the internet. As a consolation prize, here’s an episode about Arcade1Up & AtGames pinball tables, random musings and trite observations. Abandon all hope ye who enter.

Episode 107 – Jerk Off Mountain

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 20 Nov 2020 04:29:16 GMT

Today we come at you talking about Star Wars Episode I: Racer, a new trading card game called Flesh and Blood, the Arcade1Up Golden Tee cab, the latest in the Billy Mitchell saga, and much much less!

Episode 106 – Cinema Seppuku – House of the Dead

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 05:01:58 GMT

We bring you something especially horrid today – our first edition of Cinema Seppuku! With Cinema Seppuku, we will be watching movies based on video games – all of which are awful of course. This episode we talk about the 2003 film, House of the Dead, a Uwe Boll abortion. This time we’re joined by Adam and a legion of gremlins messing with our internet connection. Sharpen your blade and prepare your bowels, it’s Cinema Seppuku time!

Episode 105 – John Wick Punches Bats

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 01:51:41 GMT

It’s that time of year where we all get spooky, trumpet to the heavens our hatred of Nicholas Cage and bemoan the burden of existence. Yep, its another episode of dark humor seasoned with a bit of video game talk. This week we talk about Bram Stoker’s Dracula for Sega CD, Mario 64, NBA Jam & much, much less!

Episode 104 – Spooky Boner Pills

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 01:28:55 GMT

Greetings, boils and ghouls! We bring to you a super spooky episode for your imminent displeasure. This episode we talk some horror movies, A Nightmare on Elm Street for NES, the Heavy Smash arcade game, and the Betrayal at House on the Hill board game.

Episode 103 – Deep Fried Chicken Colons

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 25 Sep 2020 04:35:05 GMT

Like any good case of herpes, we’re back at a time of maximum inconvenience. This episode we talk Wasteland 3, random SNES games, a mini review of the Mountains of Madness board game, and touch upon the finer points of unmitigated debauchery. We make no promises that anything resembling a coherent thought appears in this episode.

Episode 102 – Hammer of the Scots

2 Guys 1 Cart — Fri, 11 Sep 2020 02:30:30 GMT

This week the Good Ole Gamers talk about King of Dragons on SNES, XCOM on PC and other assorted ramblings that you’ve become accustomed to. Be sure not to miss out on this episode, or do miss out on it because our short lives are mired in the eternal black apathy of the universe and existence is a cosmic fluke devoid of any purpose or meaning!

Episode 101 – Lyle & Brandon Save The World

2 Guys 1 Cart — Wed, 02 Sep 2020 04:22:28 GMT

Through the far reaches of time and space, the Good Ole Gamers have returned to assault your ears with vulgarities and mundanities. Lyle & Brandon are here to save the world, and start off by reviewing their most excellent pilgrimage to the Chattanooga Pinball Museum.