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A Transcript of My Brain Cells Waking Up After Being in an Alcohol Induced Coma

Rob DeSantis — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:32:16 +0000

Those people who know me personally know that I have gone on a hiatus from my typical alcohol abusing ways, and have been dead sober for a month (and counting) for the first time since I was in high school. Over the last 11 and ½ years I’ve shut down and permanently retired more brain [...]

The Best of Twitter 1-30-2012

Rob DeSantis — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:03:07 +0000

For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]

My New Religious Coworker…

Rob DeSantis — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:27:37 +0000

At my job I had a room to myself for the better part of 6 months, with the only other person in the office being my manager who has his own room, and works from home on Friday’s. I’ve been able to kick off my shoes, blast work-inappropriate music, and watch Youtube videos labeled NSFW. [...]

Screw LSU

Misha — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:01:20 +0000

Dear LSU, You suck and I hope you bite the big one. Roll Tide Roll p.s. you spell geaux in a dumb way. Related Articles

The Best of Twitter 1.6.2012

Rob DeSantis — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:50:01 +0000

“The Dick Method” of Picking up Women

Rob DeSantis — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:46:53 +0000

Women on the dating scene (by which I mean women in bars) have two very clichéd and very sad truths about them: They are attracted to guys who “act like a dick” to them and unfortunately “nice guys always finish last” on the dating scene. However women have never figured out that those “dickish” guys [...]

The Roundtable Discussion

Misha — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:40:58 +0000

Guys, ever wonder what girls are discussing when they get together? You probably assume we’re talking about shoes, or some bitchy television show. Maybe gossiping about something or someone. Well the last part is almost always true because someone has done something at some point to deserve a little smack talk. But the truth is [...]

I am a Bombdiggity Wife, Yo.

Misha — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:08:12 +0000

Seriously fellas, I’m pretty fucking epic. In general, but especially as a wife. I know tons of ladies say this, but I have a few examples to back my claim up. Here we go: 1. I support his hobbies. When my husband wanted to take up golfing, I bought him a nice set of clubs [...]

Being Pussy Whipped is Unattractive

Misha — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:54:18 +0000

Seriously guys. I am sick and tired of watching you all get pussy whipped by girls who aren’t even sleeping with you. Quite honestly, it makes you look pathetic and other girls are putting your name at the top of the list of guys that she will never fuck. Once you’re on that list, you [...]

The Apple-ocalypse – Excerpts From the Diary of a Time Traveling Tech Journalist

Rhyan — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 04:06:36 +0000

1976 AD – First Apple product, the Apple Computer, goes on sale in July at a price of US$666, as opposed to a less evil price like $499. Or any other number besides that one. 2011 AD – Apple releases iPhone 4S, a smartphone with the first real signs of artificial intelligence. They call it [...]

Tweak a Fox News Opinion Poll [Digg]

Digg — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 06:19:28 PST

We all know Fox News twists the facts and, at times, outright lies. They’ve become the paradigm for right-wing political propaganda. So what’s a person to do? You can call them out, like this guy, but what if you don’t want to leave your house? I’m not saying you should screw with Fox News, I’m [...]

Troll the Internet Like a Pro [Digg]

Digg — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 12:29:03 PST

HATERS BE HATIN’ Trolling the internet is an artform. Try to argue this and there will be a troll, quietly waiting to pounce on you with the tools of the trade. While valid points, logical reasoning and ethics may be on your side, the troll has darker, more powerful weapons. A troll will purposely cite incorrect facts, misquote [...]

Should You Switch to the Verizon iPhone? [Digg]

Digg — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:40:00 PST

After reading through the tech blogs all this week, I realized one thing, people really love their brands. I mean people REALLY love their brands. AT&T customers are torn down the middle. Half are treating AT&T like an ex-lover, demonizing them to their full capability. The other half are defending their beloved like a battered [...]