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		<title>YeeHaw!  Out of Control Cooter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Honestly, could anyone pen a better headline?  Check out this story regarding Ben Jones, better known as Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard &#8211; the real one not that Jessica Simpson crap.  Cooter (I love saying it) guesses he drank 43,000 beers; drank 2,000 jugs of whiskey, wine, gin and vodka; and smoked pounds of [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Once Again I Beat Wifey!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This weekend I triumphed once again. King, our second child, said Dada and Daddy. He says no other words, right now, he&#8217;s only 7 months. Lil&#8217; Man also said Dada first, much to Wifey&#8217;s chagrin. In fact Lil&#8217; Man said a whole host of other words before he said Mama at 15 months. He said [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>More Publishers&#8217; Clearinghouse Sweepstakes on the Way</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ed McMahon&#8217;s house is in foreclosure.  According to him, he has a solid grasp of economics 101 as he told Larry King &#8220;Well, if you spend more money than you make, you know what happens. And it can happen. You know, a couple of divorces thrown in, a few things like that. And, you know, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Are you people insane?</title>
		<link>https://31yearoldmale.wordpress.com/2008/06/06/are-you-people-insane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I was aghast yesterday to learn that two gorgeous women were removed from a Seattle Mariners game.  Their crime?  They were kissing.  Now they claim to have been having a nice day out as a couple, giving each other some affectionate kisses. Some others claimed that they were making out and groping each other. As [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Let Them Marry</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It may come as a huge surprise to my loyal readers (which judging by the ratings are few), but I am apparently liberal. Although, I consider myself more of a moderate. I believe in gun control, a woman&#8217;s right to choose, and taxes. But I am also a strong supporter of tough crime laws, fiscal [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>A True Hero &#8211; Robert N. Klein</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 19:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sad, but true story.  A guy I knew and used to work with died this Memorial Day morning.  He drowned trying to save his 11 and 14 year old sons from a rip current.  Thankfully, they survived and are doing as well given the circumstances.  See the story and tributes here, here, and here.  He [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>DOH!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 12:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[If Wifey left me home alone while she went on an out of town trip, I might do some stuff for myself. For instance, I might go to some bars. I could watch all the sports I wanted and smoked my cigars without a care. I might even go fishing. What I would not do [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Mon Dieu!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 13:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Michel Fournier, 64, is a former French paratrooper who spent $20 million and 20 years designing and building a balloon that would allow him to fall from 25 miles up.  Instead of his original plan of determining the effects of a fall from 25 mi have on the human body (which I theorize will result [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>We All Know This Guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 03:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I grew up in a little suburb called Coral Springs, Florida. Manicured lawns were everywhere &#8211; both the yards and our ladies if you know what I mean 😉 . Coral Springs is clean (except for the &#8220;renters&#8221; who are avoided at all costs), crime free (except for all the crimes that the police never [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Lil&#8217; Man is Growing Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Lil&#8217; Man got the flu.   That means Wifey gets to play hooky this week.  While Lil&#8217; Man is acting a little pathetic today, he Ferris Buellered the shit out of Wifey. She and Lil&#8217; Man are getting ready to take a nap in our bed.  The love of my life decides that it would be [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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