31 Year Old Male

Lil’ Man is Growing Up

Married with Children — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:32:02 +0000

Lil’ Man got the flu. That means Wifey gets to play hooky this week. While Lil’ Man is acting a little pathetic today, he Ferris Buellered the shit out of Wifey. She and Lil’ Man...

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We All Know This Guy

Married with Children — Tue, 27 May 2008 03:24:35 +0000

I grew up in a little suburb called Coral Springs, Florida. Manicured lawns were everywhere – both the yards and our ladies if you know what I mean . Coral Springs is clean (except for the...

Random musings of a suburban married male

Mon Dieu!

Married with Children — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:04:09 +0000

Michel Fournier, 64, is a former French paratrooper who spent $20 million and 20 years designing and building a balloon that would allow him to fall from 25 miles up. Instead of his original plan of...

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DOH!

Married with Children — Wed, 28 May 2008 12:26:28 +0000

If Wifey left me home alone while she went on an out of town trip, I might do some stuff for myself. For instance, I might go to some bars. I could watch all the sports I wanted and smoked my...

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A True Hero – Robert N. Klein

Married with Children — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:41:39 +0000

Sad, but true story. A guy I knew and used to work with died this Memorial Day morning. He drowned trying to save his 11 and 14 year old sons from a rip current. Thankfully, they survived and are...

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Let Them Marry

Married with Children — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:21:28 +0000

It may come as a huge surprise to my loyal readers (which judging by the ratings are few), but I am apparently liberal. Although, I consider myself more of a moderate. I believe in gun control, a...

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Are you people insane?

Married with Children — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:57:46 +0000

I was aghast yesterday to learn that two gorgeous women were removed from a Seattle Mariners game. Their crime? They were kissing. Now they claim to have been having a nice day out as a couple,...

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More Publishers’ Clearinghouse Sweepstakes on the Way

Married with Children — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:55:42 +0000

Ed McMahon’s house is in foreclosure. According to him, he has a solid grasp of economics 101 as he told Larry King “Well, if you spend more money than you make, you know what happens....

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Once Again I Beat Wifey!

Married with Children — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:15:05 +0000

This weekend I triumphed once again. King, our second child, said Dada and Daddy. He says no other words, right now, he’s only 7 months. Lil’ Man also said Dada first, much to...

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YeeHaw! Out of Control Cooter

Married with Children — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:16:09 +0000

Honestly, could anyone pen a better headline? Check out this story regarding Ben Jones, better known as Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard – the real one not that Jessica Simpson crap. Cooter...

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