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Three nuns in heaven

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells.
St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to answer a question before they could enter through the pearly gates.
St. Paul: "What were the names of the two people in the garden of Eden?"
1st nun : "Adam and Eve"
The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.
St. Paul: "What did Adam eat from the forbidden tree ?"
2nd nun : "An apple"
The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.
And finally it came the turn of the last nun.
St. Paul : "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam ?"
After a few minutes thinking she says "Gosh, that's a hard one!"
The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates!

Chris Rock Letterman Palin vs Vick

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

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Hot Dog

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their dogs. The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

World biggest Freeze Flash Mob in Paris

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

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Hospital Stay

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting his hand. "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?" "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in cash?" "I'm afraid I can't, Sister." "Do you have any close relatives, then?" "Just my sister in New Mexico," replied, "but she's a spinster nun." "Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They are married to God." "Okay," the man said with a smile, "then bill my brother-in-law."

Over 200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central Terminal in New York

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

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Blonde Nun

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

One night a blond nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God. "Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun. "There must be something you would have of me," said God. "Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name it," said God. "It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop." "Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you." "There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun. "Name it. Please," said God. "It's the M&M's," said the blonde nun. "They're so hard to peel."

Meet a Black Person in Aspen

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

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MA! COME HERE! THERE'S A? BLACK GUY DOWN HERE!

(woman driver) She just got her new car

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:34:33 +0000

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Q&A 2

info@4funz.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:27:43 +0000

Q: How is a hospital gown like insurance?
A: You're never covered as much as you think you are.

Q: What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live?
A: You have five months to pay.

Q: When does a doctor suggest elective surgery?
A: When he's ready for a new sports car.

Q: How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor?
A: He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.

Q: How can you tell when a surgeon is not thinking about the operation?
A: Before he makes an incision, he yells, "Fore!"

Q: What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation?
A: Whatever you do, don't go into the light.

Q: Why did the duck go to the doctor's office?
A: He was looking for a quack.