545 Talk

Wizards "Turrible" On and Off The Court

2011-02-24T12:21:00.001-05:00

Seems like the Washington Wizards can't catch a break from embarrassing themselves. At least they have Mike Bibby now...

Posted by: G.A.C.

545 Playoffs: Ugliest Athlete (Round One, Series Four)

2011-02-23T22:48:00.000-05:00

Alright, Bartolo Colon was voted as uglier than Pavel Datsyuk in yesterday's quarter final. Today's quarter final is going to be the last quarter final, and it's between Lou Amundson of the Golden State Warriors and Jim Kleinsasser of the Minnesota Vikings. These two are both worthy competitors.

Let's start with Lou Amundson. What the fuck is going on with that haircut? He looks like Brendan Frasier with Jennifer Aniston's haircut. Either that or he looks like a caveman on cocaine, I'm not too sure.

Lou Amundson

There's not much to say about Jim Kleinsasser. He looks like Silent Bob from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on steroids with a haircut. Who in the sweet fuck told him that his facial hair looked good too? Whoever told him that, they lied.

Jim Kleinsasser

Alright, who do you guys think is uglier?

Breaking News: Utah ship Deron William to Nets

2011-02-23T12:30:00.002-05:00

The Utah Jazz have sent All-Star point guard Deron Williams to New Jersey in exchange for point guard Devin Harris, rookie power forward Derrick Favors, and two first round draft picks.

The deal will likely be finalized later Wednesday afternoon, as a third team, the Golden State Warriors, is likely involved. The Nets will send the expiring contract of forward Troy Murphy in exchange for center Dan Gadzuric and power forward Brandan Wright.

Wow, Deron Williams has got to be pissed.

For more information concerning the trade, please click on the highlighted link.

Posted by: G.A.C.

STAT and Melo, STAT and Melo, STAT and Melo, STAT and Melo!

2011-02-23T11:16:00.001-05:00

Check out the latest remix to Wiz Khalifa's song "Black and Yellow".

Posted by: G.A.C.

Debate of the Day: J.T. versus A.J.

2011-02-23T10:13:00.002-05:00

Alright. Been too long since we've taken a look at a couple football wives, and believe me, there are a lot to look at. Here we've got a matchup of defensive stars (or, AJ Hawk was supposed to be one). Jason Taylor is up there with Ray Lewis in discussions of the best linebacker of our era - don't give me this "he plays d-end" bullshit. AJ Hawk is right up there with Clay Mathews for biggest faggot linebackers with long yellow hair of our era. Let's see how their wives stack up.

Katina Taylor

versus

Laura Hawk

Sorry for making you look at AJ's ugly mug, but it had to be done. Of note here is something very important: Laura Hawk is also quarterback Brady Quinn's sister, so I've gotta give AJ extra points here for boinking someone's sister. If Brady Quinn ever gets into an NFL game, and if AJ Hawk ever gets a sack, and if, by the slimmest of chances, these two things happen in the same game, it would be funny (Sorry, you probably expected more there. Me too). Just flatten Brady, tell him how hard you gave it to his sister last night, and go on about your day. Perfect.

That said, Jason Taylor's wife Katina has an ass to die for. And her name is just sexy. Who knew you could take such an over-used name, take away an "r", and you've just got a name of somebody you want to throw down with. Like, that rivals some of the best asses I've ever seen. So I'm going with her for sure.

MAH GAWD!

- posted by silverado

Raptors Make Puzzling Trade

2011-02-23T09:45:00.000-05:00

Yesterday afternoon the Raptors traded the first round pick they acquired from Miami for Chris Bosh. In return, they received James Johnson from the bulls. Got to admit, this is a pretty dumb move on Colangelo's part. James Johnson is a young kid, but he's clearly not going to be contributing to an NBA team anytime soon. Why would you trade away a late 20s first round pick in return for junk? I just don't get the philosophy behind throwing away a chance to draft a player who MAY be good in the mid 20s for a player who you know is not good.

Raptors just continuting their dominance. The rest of the East should be worried now.

- posted by silverado

People are Retarded

2011-02-22T23:43:00.003-05:00

...Alright, I guess that isn't really news. Anyways, some guy named his first-born daughter "Facebook". I'm too pissed to even blog about this, so here's the link to the article:

http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/parenting/man-names-his-firstborn-daughter-%E2%80%98facebook%E2%80%99-blog-156-shine.html

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

545 Playoffs: Ugliest Athletes (Round One, Series Three)

2011-02-22T20:34:00.000-05:00

The underdog Pat Mcquistan beat favourite Joakim Noah in yesterday's quarter final matchup. Today's matchup is between Pavel Datsyuk of the Detroit Red Wings and Bartolo Colon of the New York Yankees. Let's start with Pavel.

Alright, what the fuck is wrong with Pavel Datsyuk's head? The shape of it in general just confuses me. He honestly reminds me of E.T. with some sort of weird combover. I think he's going to win this matchup, but not because he's goodlooking, but because Colon makes him look like Ryan Reynolds.

Pavel Datsyuk

What is there to say about Bartolo Colon? He's got all of the conventions of a 2/10. The unibrow, the double chin, the dirty teen stash, the eyes of a rapist. Seriously, he looks like he'd be the killer in an episode of Criminal Minds.

Bartolo Colon

Have you ever heard of win-win situations? Well, I think this is a lose-lose situation. Who do you think is the uglier between these two guys? You be the judge.

Posted By: The Say Hey Kid

Toronto Maple Leafs vs. New York Islanders

2011-02-22T19:56:00.000-05:00

I've been watching the Islanders/Leafs game tonight, and thought there were a few things to take note on. Here they are:

How does Brett Lebda have a job in the NHL? He is easily the worst player to play for a National Hockey League team this season. I honestly think he would struggle at the AHL or ECHL level. Seriously, when he took a brutal penalty tonight, I was actually happy. I was happy for two reasons. 1) It gives the Leafs an opportunity to improve their PK numbers, and 2) At least Lebda won't be on the ice for two minutes. When he takes a penalty, it's actually a good thing for the Maple Leafs - mainly because we don't have to worry about him losing a 1-1 battle or making one of his infamous giveaways that results in a direct goal for the other team. Lebda in the penalty box with the Leafs on a 5-4 penalty kill is actually better than the Leafs playing 5-5 with Lebda on the ice. I'm honestly disgusted that this guy makes 1.4 million dollars a season: It truly sickens me.
How does Ron Wilson still have a job in the NHL? Why in the fuck is Timmy Brent playing the point on the powerplay? Wilson, you realize he's a 3rd or 4th line grinder with limited offensive upside? Almost anyone else on the team except for Lebda or Sjostrom would be a better option for the point than Timmy Brent.
Why is Colby Armstrong the assistant captain of the Leafs? Lots of teams have tried making one of their role players a captain or assistant, and look where it has got them. The Oilers have been garbage under Horcoff, and the Thrashers are garbage under Ladd.
Lebda is complete shit - WHY DOES HE HAVE AN NHL ROSTER SPOT?! Idsuf8ds8fuad9fid9fddfasdf

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Colorado Eagles Assistant Coach Goes Nuts!

2011-02-22T15:46:00.001-05:00

You've probably been told "It's just a game!" a couple of times in your life. Well, someone should have said that to Colorado Eagles assistant coach Greg Pankewicz.

Apparently one of his players was abused by an official, and he didn't like it. Given the circumstances, I'm not sure this is the reaction or approach I would have had to the same situation. To each his own I guess. What's up with minor league coachs having tantrums and ripping their clothes off? Who knows.

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Major League Sequel??

2011-02-22T15:43:00.002-05:00

My day just keeps getting better. I'm scouring the internet just trying to get a look at any of the sluts Charlie Sheen has been banging lately and I came across something much more interesting than a picture of Kacey Jordan's snatch.

Charlie Sheen would apparently be willing to get on board with a "Major League" sequel. This movie was absolutely phenomenal. Like, on the list of terrible/great sports movies, it goes:

- Mighty Ducks (entire series)
- Youngblood
- Blue Chips
- Major League

If you don't believe me, just take a look at the cast. And by that I really only mean Wesley Snipes, who played the stereotypical black showboat on the team. Without a doubt though, the best part was Charlie, sporting looks such as this:

If you don't want to see old Charlie rocking high top fades, taped together thick rimmed glasses, hurling 100 mph fastballs, and fucking teammate's wives, then you can get the fuck off my blog.

- posted by silverado

Let's keep talking 'Melo and Trade.

2011-02-22T15:08:00.004-05:00

Let's take a deeper look into the Carmelo Anthony trade, shall we?

You'd think New York clearly wins this trade. In many cases, yeah, you're right. They'll walk away from this trade with the BEST piece going forward. However, Denver didn't leave this trade empty handed. The Nugs received some good pieces going forward which include forwards Danilo Gallinari, Wilson Chandler, and guard Raymond Felton. Denver receives numerous picks as well, which include: New York's 2014 first round pick, and Golden State's second round picks in 2012 and 13 (Golden State's picks come from the sign and trade of David Lee). Also, Denver will receive $3 million in cash. Denver will also receive center Timofey Mozgov, but really, who gives a sweet blue fuck about him?

How well did New York walk away from this trade you ask? Well simple, Carmelo Anthony and Chauncey Billups. These two will be the only useful players coming to New York from Denver. New York will also receive "old as fuck" point guard Anthony Carter, and the forward who peaked while at Duke alongside J.J., Sheldon Williams.

However, it should interesting to note that this is rumored to be the start of bringing in both Carmelo Anthony and Chris Paul. If you recall, Chris Paul made an interesting toast at Carmelo's Wedding last summer in New York about forming their own big three. His proposal included Carmelo Anthony, Chris Paul, and Amare Stoudemire. Should be interesting to see if Chris Paul trade rumors become big again with only a few days left before the trade deadline. We all know New Orleans doesn't want to lose him in free agency in 2012.

Now let's take a look at the Minnesota side of the trade. Considered just to be a separate trade with the New York Knicks. But by including the Wolves, Denver will save $25 million this season.

Minnesota will receive Anthony Randolph, The expiring contract of "Knick Legend" center Eddy Curry, and also another $3 million. New York will receive small forward Corey Brewer from the Wolves. Let me just say and I mean no disrespect to Corey Brewer, but New York unquestionably overpaid for theservices of Corey Brewer. Minnesota clearly won this trade. They save/receive money, and get a good piece in Anthony Randolph.

It should also be interesting to note that neither Gallinari, Felton, or even Mozgov may remain as Nuggets for very long. It's being reported Denver is looking to make more deals. It's being said that Gallinari doesn't want to go Denver and that he would like to play for the Clippers or even New Jersey. Felton is in a similar situation to the one he was in during his stint with Charlotte, as Ty Lawson looks to be taking the starting job for Billups. Denver seems to be interested in trading anyone besides Lawson as the Nuggets are sure he is the only one they're sure of keeping going forward.

More information on the rumors in the paragraph above, can be found at this link: HOOPSWORLD.

Posted by: G.A.C.

Debate of the Day: Hot Talk Show Hosts

2011-02-22T13:22:00.002-05:00

I was pretty generous with that title. I could have titled it "Debate of the Day: Annoying Talk Show Hosts with no Viewers". Seriously though, who the fuck actually watches these shows? How do these women even have their own show? I guess I answered that question in the actual title. I should probably clarify who I'm talking about now too. Tyra Banks and Rachael Ray. I'll throw up the pics, then put my input in afterwards.

Rachael Ray

Tyra Banks

Alright, let's evaluate the situation here. Tyra is slightly more attractive, but she's also slightly more annoying than Rachael. Tyra wastes 2 hours of television a day (with her talk show and America's Next Top Model), whereas Rachael only wastes one hour of television with her show. Rachael can also cook amazing meals, but has an annoying voice. I'm kind of intrigued in this situation. People always make the paper bag joke for an unattractive face, but what do you do if they have a bad voice? I'm not entirely sure, but a part of me wants to find out. I'm going to go with Rachael on this one, but Tyra is really goodlooking in her own right, and would likely win in most people's opinion. Who would you choose?

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Sidney Crosby admitted into Green Oaks Mental Institution

2011-02-22T12:57:00.000-05:00

No, but seriously, I was browsing online and came across a website that has a list of Sidney Crosby's superstitions that he practices prior to a game. Here is a list of a few of them:

He won't call his mother on any game day because the last three times he has done this, he's been injured (the most recent being his broken foot a couple of years ago). I guess Maxime Talbot pulled a prank on him and called his mother prior to this years Winter Classic against the Caps.
Once he's taped his sticks up before the game, he doesn't let anyone touch them. He doesn't even like his teammates going near them. If they touch his sticks or go near them, he'll re-tape all of them.
When he's playing a hockey game in a road arena, he will only use his personal roll of tape. He won't even consider touching the opponents tape.
If the team is travelling via a bus to an away game, he will lift his feet to touch the bus windows whenever they approach railway tracks.

I'll be the first to tell you I love Sid, and I consider him the best player in the NHL, but some of these superstitions are complete bullshit. When I was 23, I had a superstition of my own prior to watching the Leafs play; and it always worked. I would usually just down a 6-pack before a game, and the team would magically play better. I remember going to sleep satisfied and not pissed off over the fact that Toskala was the worst goaltender in the league. Hopefully Steckel's hit straightened out Crosby, and he stops acting like a fucking idiot. Being superstitious is one thing, being clinically insane is another.

Sidney Crosby in Green Oaks

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Don't Ever Eat at Boston Pizza

2011-02-22T10:24:00.000-05:00

Well, I'm back from an extended absence, and all I've got to say to the 545 readers is never to eat at Boston Pizza. Unless it's a situation of life or death, or possibly getting laid versus not getting laid, just don't go there.

Saturday night I'm out with the boys just watching sports and killing beers, time of my life type of shit. I'm feeling good so I even break the bank and eat a couple burgers while I'm there. My brother does the same thing. Safe to say these burgers were undercooked, but hey, they tasted good nonetheless.

Sunday morning rolls around and I'm posted up against the toilet just hacking my lungs into the god damn thing. Pissing out my asshole. Have to switch with my little brother every 20 minutes because we're both fucking sick as dogs. Fucking Boston Pizza.

Luke Schenn Continues to Impress in Toronto; Lebda injured

2011-02-21T23:57:00.000-05:00

Luke Schenn, who was awarded the assistant captain position following Kaberle's departure to Boston, is continuing to impress the Toronto Maple Leafs fans, coaches, and management. Today, in practice, he took a slapshot that hit Brett Lebda and it appears to have broken a bone. Lebda might be out 4-6 weeks with a fractured ankle, or at least that's what the fans and staff of the Maple Leafs are hoping for. If Luke Schenn hurts Johnny Mitchell next, he might find himself in the captain's role sooner rather than later. Keep up the good work Schenn.

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Breaking News: Carmelo Anthony FINALLY a New York Knick.

2011-02-21T23:25:00.008-05:00

Finally, The Melo drama has came to an end. The block buster deal will be a three team trade involving the Denver Nuggets, New York Knicks, and Minnesota Timberwovles. For more information, click on the highlighted link.

Note: I'll have a summary on the trade tomorrow.

Posted by: G.A.C.

545 Playoffs: Ugliest Athletes (Round One, Series Two)

2011-02-21T21:52:00.000-05:00

Well, Jason Blake won his series one matchup against Kevin Youkilis by a vote of 18-16. It was a tight quarter final matchup. Today's matchup is between two equally as gruesome competitors. Chicago Bulls' centre Joakim Noah is facing off against Miami Dolphins' offensive lineman Pat McQuistan for today's quarter final matchup.

Let's start with McQuistan. He looks like the son of two Oompa Loompas who had incestual relations. In other words, he's really ugly, and he needs to do something about his hair. To be honest, I don't even think he would look half as bad as he does with a normal hair cut, but that remains to be seen. If he wasn't a professional football player, I imagine we'd still see him on ESPN 11 in hot-dog eating competitions. He looks like he could handle a meal. Anyways, here's the photo:

Pat McQuistan

Words cannot even describe Joakim Noah. He is something else. He would be perfect for an anti-meth commercial. "Children, if you do meth, this is what you will look like":

Joakim Noah

Who do you think is uglier, McQuistan or Noah? You be the judge.

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Kobe is still the King

2011-02-21T21:08:00.001-05:00

Nothing pisses me off more than athletes who make a conscious effort to try hard at all-star games. Most players seem to accept the fact that these games are an absolute joke, but it seems that not all players can come to terms with this. Usually the marginal players who don't deserve to be there try really hard, and it's just more pathetic than anything (Bosh a few years ago, Kessel this year, etc.). At the NBA all-star game this weekend though, LePussy James is the one who was trying harder than anyone else. The Western Conference had a double-digit lead on the East, when LePussy started to play like it was game 7 of the NBA Finals (Alright, well LePussy usually chokes in the playoffs anyways, so that might not be the best analogy). Here's a video of Kobe, the real King of the Throne, getting the best of LePussy. (LePussy should try and get back that fast on defence in a regular season or playoff game)

I usually hate the conventional sports ass slap, but it's funny in this situation. Kobe is letting LePussy know that he is nothing. James and his triple-double can fuck themselves, Kobe still won MVP.

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Neal and Niskanen traded to Pittsburgh for Goligolski

2011-02-21T20:16:00.002-05:00

...And the Stars general manager was fired afterwards and it was later revealed that he was arrested for having trace amounts of cocaine in his system. Seriously though, what kind of fucking trade is that? Why did Dallas trade Neal, a 30-goal scorer, and Niskanen, a relatively young defenseman with lots of upside, for Goligolski, a slightly underrated offensive defenseman? I'm not too sure, but the Pens win this deal for sure in my books. In other news, anytime the NHL general managers want to fuck off and stop making deals and detracting from the excitement of the trade deadline, that would be great. Since Crosby and Malkin are hurt, this deal means that the Penguins will have at least one player (Neal) who doesn't belong in the AHL on their NHL roster.

James Neal

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Debate of the Day: CSI Babes

2011-02-21T19:46:00.001-05:00

I'll start off by saying I'm not a fan of any of the CSI shows. They have some of the most brutal actors I've seen on American television shows and once you've seen one episode, you've seen them all. It was also the most overrated television show for a span from 2005-2007 (Since then, people have came to realize they've been watching the same plot every episode for the past 5 seasons). That being said, some of these shows have ridiculously hot older women on them. CSI was the sole inspiration for today's debate of the day. Melina Kanakaredes: babe. Emily Procter: babe. Sophia Curtis: not really a babe, hence why she won't be included in this poll. Anna Belknap: babe. I'll shut up and let the pictures do the talking:

Anna Belknap

Melina Kanakaredes

Emily Procter

Personally, I'm going to go with Melina Kanakaredes. I love girls with curly hair, and she has legs that go on forever. She's also got a great face in my opinion, and a sexy name to back it up. Who would you go with?

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Today Is Family Day in Canada

2011-02-21T11:22:00.000-05:00

...I'm serious. What in the fuck is Family Day? The government just instituted this bullshit holiday about three years ago, and no one is really sure why. So people can spend more time with their families? Let's be honest, no one wants to do that. The only good thing about this holiday for most people is the fact that they get a day off of work (I couldn't care less about that, I don't actually have a real job). When I was browsing the internet, I came across this pretty fucked up article, and it kind of relates to Family Day. Apparently, a grandmother was the surrogate mother to her daughter's son. I'll re-word that. This woman was unable to support a fetus in her uterus, so her mother stepped in and had the eggs surgically inserted into her uterus. This means that a grandmother gave birth to her grandson. That's some pretty messed up shit. Is his grandmother considered his real mother now? I'm not even sure, but something about the whole fucking situation just doesn't sit well with me. If you want to read about this yourself, check out the article at the Globe and Mail: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/opinions/opinion/when-granny-gives-birth-to-her-grandson-theres-something-wrong/article1913695/?cmpid=rss1&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheGlobeAndMail-National+%28The+Globe+and+Mail+-+National+News%29&utm_content=Google+International.

Anyways, I was basically just trying to say that Family Day is a bullshit holiday, but then I got carried away. Enjoy your holiday Canadians. Cheers.

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

How Does it Feel to be Joe Blanton?

2011-02-21T00:54:00.001-05:00

I'm going to start off by qualifying myself. Joe Blanton is not a bad pitcher. Don't get me wrong, I'm not about to come in here and tell you he's a good pitcher, because that would be complete bullshit and I'm not a liar. I tell it like it is. That being said, how shitty must it be to be big Joe Blanton right now? Okay, he makes millions and has a better life than me. I mean, he's playing in the MLB and I'm sitting at a computer at midnight on a Sunday night blogging about the guy, but you know what I'm getting at. He's the weak link in a pitching rotation that is absolutely stacked. You might even say he's the New York Islanders of the Atlantic Division. The Phillies pitching staff is scheduled to have a meeting later today to field questions from reporters. I think it's going to be really awkward when they have tons of questions to ask Halladay, Lee, Oswalt, and Hamels, but nothing to say to Blanton other than: "So, how are you going to prepare to be the #5 on this team?" or "Who are you? And why are you sitting near Roy and Cliff?". Blanton is an alright pitcher, and would be more effective on a team like the Jays as a #2/3 guy. I don't really have much to say other then: We're fucked, I hate the Phillies. Good for you Philadelphia, R2C2 (worst fucking nickname) rivals the Braves pitching staff of the late 90s. I'm glad Philadelphia can put out 4 teams that can make the playoffs (76ers, Flyers, Eagles, and Phillies), yet fucking Toronto can't sneak one into the playoffs. Nothing else to be said: I'm moving to Philadelphia next week. It's been nice Toronto.

Joe Blanton wheeling and dealing in the club

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

Glenn Healy is a Fucking Idiot

2011-02-20T23:50:00.003-05:00

I can’t be the only one who hates this guy, can I? He’s by far the most annoying and retarded announcer working for CBC, and that’s a pretty bold statement when you look at the other colour commentators they currently have employed. Healy is just the biggest piece of shit. Everything he says is completely baseless, unsubstantiated, and unprofessional (Hey, maybe he’d do an alright job working for a website like this). I’m seriously sick of this fucking guy. A couple of weeks ago, Darryl Boyce took a slap shot after the whistle in frustration because his team just had a tough loss. In response to this, Glenn “the fuckin’ all-star” Healy said he was lucky to even be in the NHL. That’s pretty ironic coming from Healy, a career backup goaltender in the 80’s and 90’s, one of the shittiest couple of decades of goaltending talent (excluding Hasek, Roy, and Belfour). Healy was complete shit in his career, and he had no right to say anything about Boyce. Seriously, what gives Glenn the right to even announce these games? Does he actually have a broadcasting degree? Or is he just another former player in the long line of former players who are given broadcasting jobs for no reason whatsoever? I’m going to go with the latter. Maybe if he stopped trying to be such a badass on the air and acted like a normal, down-to-earth kind of guy, I wouldn’t have a problem with him. I hate so many things about Glenn Healy. I hate everything about his entire existence. I hate how he is only 5'4. I hate how he spells his first name with two N's. I hate how he greases his hair before he goes on television. I hate Glenn Healy. Stop mouthing off about Phil Kessel, Dion Phaneuf, or Nazem Kadri. If all of them retired today, they’d have better careers than you. I don’t care if Nazem has only played 17 games, that only means he’s had less of an opportunity to embarrass himself out there at the NHL level like you did. The end.

Glenn Healy pretending to make a save

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

545 Playoffs: Ugliest Athletes (Round One, Series One)

2011-02-20T18:03:00.001-05:00

Over here at 545, we came up with an idea. Over the next seven days, we'll conduct a series of polls to determine who wins the title of "Ugliest Athlete in Professional Sports." The next four days will be the quarter finals, and todays quarter final match-up is between Jason Blake of the Anaheim Ducks, and Kevin Youkilis of the Boston Red Sox.

Let's start with Jason Blake. People usually associate hockey players with having a tough, rugged, and conservative set of good looks. Jason Blake possesses none of these physical attributes. He looks like a wimpy weasel who hasn't seen the sun in years. He reminds me of hungover Golem from Lord of the Rings. His hair might be the most disturbing part of his whole face or head, or whatever the fuck you want to call it. It's a dirty yellowish-white that is just hard for me to fathom. Words can't really do justice in this situation, so I will just throw up the photo:

Moving on, Youkilis isn't really any better. If I saw this guy on the street, I would never assume he was a professional baseball player. I'd think he was a hot dog vendor or a fucking janitor. He looks like a schmuck. He willingly chooses to shave his head, and he grows a dirty beard that even Brad Pitt couldn't pull off. Shaving your head willingly is insulting to people who are actually bald. Get some class and integrity Kevin. Anyways, here's a photo of Youkilis:

Honestly, I'm going to go with Jason Blake on this one. A poll should be up shortly, and you can cast your vote for whoever you think is less attractive. I wouldn't usually make fun of people for being unattractive, but since these men are all millionaires and professional athletes, I'm jealous of them and I feel entitled to cover up my own bitterness and insecurity by attacking them. Cheers.

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid