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haiku: first dress edition

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:05:15 +0000

we're doing this now?
who wears the pantalones?
sound cue got a laugh.

go get the horses
we need to bring tequila!
into the mountains!

tree!

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:57:23 +0000

haiku: jesus I am not very good at this job edition

Mon, 8 Mar 2010 03:20:14 +0000

the first real run
I am usually dead on
gotten nothing right :/

haiku: burrito insertion problems edition

Sun, 7 Mar 2010 01:45:15 +0000

a 10 out of 12
a couple hours of sleep
a needle? my eye

haiku: I cannot recall the last time I slept edition

Sat, 6 Mar 2010 06:08:29 +0000

its been a long week
every day: up before dawn
i want a kitten.

haiku: wedding party edition

Thu, 4 Mar 2010 05:28:30 +0000

off to a wedding
I may have to write some haiku
the bride will be sad.

haiku: biked to work edition

Mon, 1 Mar 2010 23:00:38 +0000

I was up early
much, much too early, and bored.
bicycled to work

go!

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:46:26 +0000

haiku: I'm pretty sure the town I grew up in is just a white snowfield now edition

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:33:41 +0000

some days are grayer
verbalize mastication
tomorrow is faster

haiku: brief outage edition

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:47:58 +0000

the fuses went pop
some computers got turned off
and the blog went down

haiku: pregnant nurse edition

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:48:09 +0000

h1n1 shot
"you have muscular shoulders"
said the pregnant nurse

haiku: limoncello edition

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:35:34 +0000

pair-bonding suckers
paranoia is coming
so's everything else

South Street Seaport

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:21:40 +0000

Fred's

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:39:45 +0000

reasons you should be happy, unless you're my girlfriend.

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:55:14 +0000

In honor of Valentine's day, which I truly dislike, here are a bunch of reasons you should be happy you're not with someone like me!

- I'm bothered when someone uses the wrong glass for the wrong liquid. Water in a pint glass? What is this, Soviet Russia?
- I like things neat, but I don't like periodic cleaning. Cleaning after something happens (spills, laundry, etc).
- I have a lot of trouble meeting new people, including (especially?) your friends and parents. There's nothing that can be done to make me comfortable there.
- Do you love waking up at 6am for no reason? Me neither, but here I am, awake. At 6.
- I'm only able to communicate via email and google calendar. Things I'm told are almost immediately forgotten (things I observe, on the other hand, are retained for at least a week).
- I own 9 cell phones. At least 3 of them work, and I usually travel with at least 2.
- On the other hand, all the phones in my house only ring randomly at 2am, when no one is calling.
- I think my job is a lot more important than it is.
- I hate flowers, and eating out. Except at pizza joints in New Haven, where both of those things are great.
- My most monetarily valuable possessions are either motorcycle or coffee related. This sounds okay, until you sit on my couch.
- I am the most intellectually arrogant fellow you're likely to have met. I back this up with usually being right.
- The things that I'm not certain I know most everything about I dismiss as unimportant. I mean after all, if they were important I'd know all about them, right?
- I can't handle loud places really well, which leaves out most bar concerts. But I forget about this, go anyway, and then am miserable and want to leave.
- I frequently forget my own birthday, not too mention yours, or any other calendar events you think are important. If it weren't for electronic reminders, I would never remember anyone's birthday.
- When I wake up early in the morning and you don't, and I'm nice enough to get out of bed, I often go into the next room and listen to opera at an inappropriate-for-the-hour volume.

I think that's enough for now, but I assure you there's plenty more. So be happy with whatever you've got today, even if its nothing; it could be worse!