Annnnnd, Carefree Crafts is just one of those thangs:

Because I haven’t gestated yet, I was “forced” to play with all of the goodies myself (cue, sinister laugh).  I won’t lie.  I had a blast.  It was a great stress reliever and perfect timing for my mom’s visit.  If you know and love a small human person between the ages of 3-10, you should totes look into this subscription box.  It will both help them explore their artistic side, and give you a good hour or so to sit back and gulp down a glass of “mommy’s little helper” (hint, hint…nudge, nudge….).

Here’s what you’ll get:

THE SCOOP:

Craft, create, and celebrate with holiday and seasonal craft projects for kids ages 3-10!

WHAT’S IN THE BOX: 

• You get 5 individually packaged holiday and seasonal craft kits that are mom- and kid-approved
  

WHAT’S IT GONNA COST:

• $14.95 / month (including shipping)
• 3 -month or 6-month subscription for $39.99 (including shipping)
• 12-month subscription for $149.99 (including shipping)
• If you have multiple kids, you automatically get a 25% discount on the above pricing!

THE BONUS: 

COUPON!  Get your first month for only $5.95 using coupon code SAVE60.

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And here’s what I got to play with in my Celebrate Mom box!!!  P.S. I would show you my completed versions, but let’s just say I didn’t get an “A” in art class and they literally look like an embryo put them together… So, feel free to click on the completed project links that take you straight to Carefree Crafts (who did a much better job than moi!).

Mother’s Day Flower Card (link to completed project)

Mom Charm Bracelet (link to completed project)

   Mosaic Butterfly (link to completed project)

 Some Fancy Markers!……to color in this All About Mom Card (link to completed project)

and, last but not least, this Flower Pot (which I took a stab at coloring in)!

Best part?  It’s not too late to hook your lil’ one up with the Father’s Day Kit!  Order now to receive your kit during the week of June 3rd.  Ok, I have to go try to get preggers now, so that I can buy this for my kid in 3 years.  Time is money, people.

Feel free to check out the Baby & Kids section of my INSANELY HUGE DIRECTORY OF SUBSCRIPTION BOXES!

Aloha!

Financial compensation was not received for this post.  A sample product was gifted from Carefree Crafts. The opinions provided in this post are solely our own.  For questions or concerns about these products, please contact the product provider directly. See additional disclaimers.

The REAL reason for this fan-tab-a-licious post is another AWESOME subscription box!  Girls (and dudes that like lady products), meet my new love-bird:  GlossyBox.

I haven’t received a beauty box in a while, and I was STOKED to have this fancy lil’ package waiting for me when I came home from my vacation.  I loved how “put together” this box was.  It reminded me of those beautiful women…you know…the ones that have perfectly placed thick and luxurious locks, an outfit straight out of the magazines, and a set of smokey eyes that scream “I just finished a fabulous photo shoot with a hot guy, don’t be jealous.”  Swoon, right?

Anyway, this box rickity-rox.  The entire experience, from unveiling the products to the products themselves was nothing short of kick-boo-tay.  Love, love, love.

Here’s what I’m talkin’ about:

THE SCOOP:

From the fashion runways to the season’s latest beauty trends, GLOSSYBOX offers a forward look into new products, formulas, technologies and colors of the season.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX: 

• You get 5 exciting travel-sized beauty products
  

WHAT’S IT GONNA COST:

• $ 21 bucks a month (including shipping)
• 3-months for $ 60 bucks (including shipping)
• 6-months for $ 115 bucks (including shipping)
• 1-year for $ 220 bucks (including shipping)

THE BONUS: 

Now through 5/29/13,  join GLOSSYBOX & Get a Bonus Eye Liner, $14 value…

 

STALK EM:  

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And, here’s what I got in my April box.  See what I mean about being put together?

Work that beauty!

Everything you need to know about the goods is provided for you…

The big reveal…

Le Metier De Beaute Replenishing Daily Solutions

BVLGARI Tea Bag for Bath

WASH WITH JOE Coffee Mint Body Wash / ALTERNA BAMBOO STYLE Boho Waves Tousled Texture Mist

TIGI Glow Blush

THE HONEST CO. Organic Lip Balm

Moral of the story?  If you dig awesome beauty stuff and love getting surprise monthly presents for yourself, hook yourself up with a GlossyBox subscription!  Yippee!!!!

Still haven’t got your beauty box fix?  Click here to visit the Beauty Box section of my INSANELY HUGE DIRECTORY OF SUBSCRIPTION BOXES.

Adios!

 Financial compensation was not received for this post.  A sample product was gifted from GlossyBox. The opinions provided in this post are solely our own.  For questions or concerns about these products, please contact the product provider directly. This post contains affiliate links.   See additional disclaimers.

Ladies (and gents)?  It’s time to get a lil’ bit naughty. If you are on the conservative side (or under the age of 18), please skip this post and head directly to my INSANELY HUGE DIRECTORY OF SUBSCRIPTION BOXES!

Otherwise, remove that halo and those angel wings and prepare for a subscription box that wants you to have a blast…you know, between the sheets.

I have to tell you that I was SUPER excited when the folks over at the Boink Boutique reached out to me.  These days, there really is a subscription box for anything, and this baby is NO exception to that rule.  Let’s face it – life has a way of being a total buzz kill when it comes to doin’ the horizontal love shuffle.

You know what really rocks my world?  A good old-fashioned conversation about the mortgage or discussing who’s turn it is to change the kitty litter (Cue, 1970′s porn music)…um, no.  Not so much. THANKFULLY, there is a kick-ass, sex-in-a-box subscription to make sure you and your love popsicle don’t “go stale in the sack” as they so eloquently put it.

Here’s everything you need to know about this unique subscription box.  Pics of what I received in my package are below…Click if you dare! Oh, and there is also a link to their online giveaway, which gives you the chance to win $250 to spend at the Boink Boutique. Hold on to your butt-cheeks!

THE SCOOP:

Boink Boxes mission is to help people have a happier, healthier, sexier, and more inspiring love life.  Every month, Boink Box will help you find new ways to enjoy each other (in bed).

WHAT’S IN THE BOX:

• You get a box of high quality adult products (approx. 3-5 items) for you and your significant other, delivered to your door.  Plus, you get a 25% off coupon to use towards your next purchase on their online boutique!
  

WHAT’S IT GONNA COST:

• Monthly Make Out Box for $ 25 bucks a month (including shipping):  Includes lube and other small sexy items
  
• $50 Monthly Box (includes shipping):  Includes lube, toys & fun stuff to explore
• $85 Quarterly Luxury  Box (includes shipping):  Get a luxury toy, lubes and more surprises every 3 months

THE BONUS: 

 It’s TOP SECRET!  Everything comes in a discreet box.

EVEN BETTER?  Take 20% off your Boink Box order using the code 5STYLEHIGH20 at checkout.  Boom-chicka-yeah!

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I was lucky enough to receive a free sample of the Quarterly Luxury Box.  And, let me tell you sexy sally, that baby was JAM PACKED with sensual play-thangs.  Below are some pics of the products I received (the uncensored ones).

Kissable Body Drizzle / Love Liquid / Tingling Lubricant

Cannalube / Blindfold

Click here to access the triple-X gallery so you can get a better view of the  rest of the sex-a-licious products I received.  And, don’t forget to enter the Sweepstakes hosted on the Boink Boutique home page (click the image below to enter!)

Having heart palpitations yet?  Yeah, me too.  Cue 1970′s porn music (for real this time)! Hope you have a very happy Tuesday my little lovebirds!

Financial compensation was not received for this post.  A sample product was gifted from Boink Box. The opinions provided in this post are solely our own.  For questions or concerns about these products, please contact the product provider directly.   See additional disclaimers.

I have to say that the  awesomest thing about coming back from vacation is the tower of packages that were patiently waiting for my sticky lil’ fingers to tear them open.  The worst part? Realizing that the second I stepped foot into my house again, my fabulous vacation away from big-kid life was over.  Wah-wah.

Back to work, back to being an “adult” (well, kinda sorta), and back to all of those lovely grown up responsibilities that were also piling up for me while I was away.  The only natural thing I could do was drink wine.  So, I drank wine.  Lots of it.

Oh, aaaaaaaaaaaaand, thanks to FunSlurp I had some sweet imbibing-goodies.  Unique gift givers and fellow prank-product lovers?  Meet your new friendship.

 Yey !!!  So, who the heck is FunSlurp???

HERE’S WHAT THEY SAY (in a nutshell):  “FunSlurp.com offers awesome Unique Products, Gag Gifts, and Pranks”.

HERE’S WHAT I SAY:  This place seriously has some unique stuff.  And, it’s not just gag gifts and prank stuff (although I find those products ridiculously fabulous and totes wanna cause trouble).  No, no.  They have stuff for EVERYONE:

• Facial hair lovers who like to drink cold beverages?  Hook yourself up with a Mustache Ice Cube Tray.
• Wanna make sure your neighbors know you brought the steaks to the block party?  Better get the BBQ Branding Iron.
• Oh, lady cupcake bakers?  How about measuring out those fancy ingredients with your beauty-ful Flower Measuring Cups?

Life is crazy as it is.  I say, why not add a lil’ spice to it (in the form of unique stuff from FunSlurp, duh).  Feel free to take a peek at what they hooked me up with, and stalk your prankster heart out:

WEBSITE – FACEBOOK – TWITTER

WINE CADDY:  I mean, what says “drink me” more than a bottle of liquid fancy dressed in Lederhosen?  Find yours:  here (for $12.49)

MUSTACHE COASTERS:  When I opened these up I LOL’d a little bit.  Every coaster is a different mustache shape – including this one (my fave) – Kinda makes me wanna call up the Mariachi brothers and make a total fool of myself.  Si Senor…Si. Find yours:  here (for $ bucks).

And, last but certainly NOT least is the BACON BALM.  Bacon lips?  Meet your new bestie. It’s as if this lip balm was made for me.  Seriously, if you love bacon, this balm (I hate that word, but this balm is the bomb!) is too legit to quit. I can’t believe how true to taste it was.  Sue-weeeeeeeeeeee!   Find yours:  here (for $ bucks).

Hope you are having a FABULOUS Monday.

Time for me to obsessively apply and lick off my bacon balm.

It’s gonna be disgusting.

PEACE, LOVE and FunSlurp!

Financial compensation was not received for this post.  Sample products were gifted from FunSlurp. The opinions provided in this post are solely our own.  For questions or concerns about these products, please contact the product provider directly.   This post contains affiliate links.  See additional disclaimers.

Thanks to my friends at Sock Panda, my feet are looking extra fabulous today!  I’m a total sucker for good quality, groove-a-licious socks.  So, when I heard about this super sweet sock subscription I was all over it!  Their motto is simple:  “You sign up.  We send you cool socks every month.  You are happy.“  Boom.  Done.

Here’s the scoop:

THE SCOOP:

Sock Panda is a monthly subscription service that provides you with fun socks every month. Grow your collection, give them as gifts, and wear them to school, to work, or out and about. ALSO AVAILABLE FOR MEN!

WHAT’S IN THE BOX: 

• You get 1-4 pairs of socks per month (you choose the # of socks you want each month when you sign up)
  

WHAT’S IT GONNA COST:

• $ 11 bucks (per sock) per month (including shipping)

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HERE’S WHAT I GOT:

I was excited to receive 2 pair of flashy socks in my package.  When you subscribe, you get to pick the quantity and category you’d like to get.  I received one pair from the “Cool Category” and one pair from the “Bold” category.

The first pair were from Happy Socks.  These knee-high geometrical gems are SO comfy and also way fun.  The only thing that would make them better would be if I was wearing them while eating a cupcake salad.

The second pair (by Frank Dandy) are made from bamboo!  Um, how cool is that?   Apparently,  bamboo keeps your feet nice and cool.   It also absorbs way better than other materials, so if you have stinky ones, these lil’ numbers might be your saving grace.  Pair them with a cupcake salad and you’re a winner.

Wow, my size 5 feet look ginormous in these pics. Ginormously cute that is.

Bottom line? Sock Panda is where it’s at.  Treat your feet to something awesome!  Go ahead, you know you wanna.

I for one, am off to walk around my neighborhood flaunting my nifty new socks.  My neighbors are gonna be wicket jealous.

Later, gator.

Financial compensation was not received for this post.  A sample product was gifted from Sock Panda. The opinions provided in this post are solely our own.  For questions or concerns about this product, please contact the product provider directly.

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