95 WIIL ROCK - John Perry

Rock On The Range Photos 2010

2010-06-04T11:30:00.000-05:00

Went to Rock On The Range! Here are some pics from the fest! Awesome time!
Video/Audio interviews coming soon! JP

More ROTR pics

2010-06-03T23:02:00.002-05:00

More ROTR Pics

2010-06-03T23:00:00.002-05:00

ROTR more pics

2010-06-03T22:56:00.004-05:00

Rock On The Range 2010

2010-06-03T22:50:00.002-05:00

ROCK ON THE RANGE pictures. I did a bunch of interviews with WIIL ROCK Bands at ROTR in Columbus, OH on 5.22 and 5.23! Awesome Time! Video's and Audio will be on our ROCKTUBE page soon! Check these pics out! See if you can figure out who they are! Rock Me! JP

Check this out...McCrackin' interviewed me in the WIIL ROCK studios

2010-04-15T21:12:00.001-05:00

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John Perry

Program Director

Midday Host

95 WIIL ROCK

AM 1050 WLIP

8500 Green Bay Road

Pleasant Prairie, WI 53158

262.694.7800 x151

262.694.7767 fax

jp@95wiilrock.com

Modern Truths & Wonders

2010-03-21T07:31:00.001-06:00

Modern Truths & "Wonders"

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I'd rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand or care about a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

John Perry

Program Director

Midday Host

95 WIIL ROCK

AM 1050 WLIP

8500 Green Bay Road

Pleasant Prairie, WI 53158

262.694.7800 x151

262.694.7767 fax

jp@95wiilrock.com

Puddle Of Mudd Concert

2010-02-25T08:44:00.001-06:00

Me, my smokin' hot GF, Lisa and Blade from 95 WIIL ROCK at Puddle Of Mudd,
Brat Stop 022010! Great Show! Lots of Jagermeister was consumed and of
course many Miller Lite's courtesy of the Brat Stop! Blade grabbed his
phone and I said, "lets take a picture", when he looked at later he was like
"WTF"! LOL! Great Time! See you at JET on 4.2.10!

This might help with the Weight Loss Teams or your new years resolution!!!

2010-02-19T20:18:00.001-06:00

Calories Burned During Sex:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary...................................12 Calories
69 lying down...............................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style..................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories *****
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

John Perry

Program Director

Midday Host

95 WIIL ROCK

AM 1050 WLIP

8500 Green Bay Road

Pleasant Prairie, WI 53158

262.694.7800 x151

262.694.7767 fax

jp@95wiilrock.com

Snowmobile Time

2010-02-11T17:39:00.000-06:00

I’m of the opinion that if it’s gonna be winter, I want 5 feet of snow on the ground, 12 inches of ice on the lakes and snowmobiles everywhere! That’s how it was when I was growing up! If memory serves me right, from Christmas time to March, we were playing hockey on the ponds, snowmobiling, sledding, skiing and ice fishing! I lost feeling in my feet from Thanksgiving to St Patrick’s Day but I didn’t really care, it was worth it! Anyway, THANK YOU Mother Nature for your recent gift of snow! I AM TOTALLY psyched about hitting the trails this Sunday afternoon to raise money for the Falcon Trailblazers snowmobile club! Also, Thank YOU Jaimie Sokolski and his family for the use of their snowmobiles for this event. Tom Kief and I will be taking off at noon starting at the Legendary Brat Stop and then off to 10 different bars in Kenosha County. See a map @ 95wiilrock.com, click on the Road Trips page. Here’s a picture of Tom and I on the last WIIL ROCK Snowmobile Run, I’m in front and Tom is in back. BTW…I have a one seater sled and Tom has a two seater so if you wanna ride bitch with Tom, email tom@95wiilrock.com!