99 Acre Woods

How Elves are Born

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 01:33:17 +0000

We learn the magic of how Elves are born on Christmas.

How Christmas Snow is Made

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 01:29:41 +0000

We learn the origins of a white Christmas.

Welcome to the park

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:34:16 +0000

99 Acre Woods is a dilapidated, run-down, old national forest that hardly anyone goes to visit anymore. In 1921 Ernest Acre Left 99 acres of his estate to the new national forest system that was later renamed to 99 Acre Woods. It was once a beautiful forest that blossomed into a huge national park well over the original 99 acres that was donated. Now it is the scourge of national forests. The animals who are sent there to live are the trouble makers of the national forest chain. This is the Alcatraz of national forests. Once you are left there, you’re stuck there. Its run by an aging forest ranger named Randle, who takes great pleasure in torturing the inhabitants of the woods. He has an assistant named Snitch, a python that is constantly spying on the animals who live there. The three main trouble makers of the woods are: Patty: a bear with a love of scotch and women. CB: a beatnik, white rabbit, who continuously spouts off conspiracy theories. Bud: a gender-challenged beaver with a nack for science and invention. They and their friends spend their days tormenting their fellow forest inhabitants, while besting the ranger and his traitorous sidekick.

All I Want for Christmas is an Elf Sized Tank

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:23:07 +0000

Patty thinks its going to be a quiet Christmas.

Eye See

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:38:24 +0000

Patty has an eye opening encounter in the woods.

Daily Forest Affirmation

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:07:29 +0000

Buds says it all in his daily affirmation.

IPhone Rant

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:27:13 +0000

Patty has just gotten his new Iphone and has a thing or two to say bout it.

Dragoncon part 3 Ace Interviews A Rocky Horror Cast Member

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:42:04 +0000

Ace interviews a lovely cast member from the production of Rocky Horror at dragoncon 2009.

Right click to download links or play the wmv in the pop up player

Dragoncon Part 2

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:43:38 +0000

The guys are mad at not winning for best costume at Dragoncon 2009.

Off To Dragoncon

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:08:42 +0000

The guys come back from Summer vacation in time to go to Dragoncon in Atlanta GA.

Diet Coke and Mentos

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:36:55 +0000

The guys dare bud to eat a pack of mentos and swallow a 2 liter of diet coke.

We Just Saw Star Trek

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:33:03 +0000

Patty Bud and CB come out of the 2 dollar cinema after watching Star Trek and discuss the movie.

Happy Fourth of July to Our American Friends

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:27:42 +0000

This is an old episode but one of our favorites so enjoy it on this independence day!

Cb’s Breakdown

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:10:36 +0000

CB and Patty are talking when suddenly CB finally breaks down!

Patty’s Hamster

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:07:49 +0000

Patty’s pet hamster needs some exercise so he gives it a wheel to play on.

Wrecking

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 25 May 2009 14:13:01 +0000

Patty is walking and singing when he is suddenly interrupted.

Film Fest

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:38:33 +0000

Hi gang we are working on some entries for a film festival this weekend so once its over we will post them online here for all to see. One is the Doctors Destiny of course but the other is brand new called All Hail Zort! Keep your eye on thing we have a super short coming this week called Patty’s hamster. Its a short site gag peice. Catch you later!

Billy…

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 07 May 2009 03:01:28 +0000

They guys have to escape as nazi chickens run wild, until one lone goat has the courage to stop them.

Shrink Ray

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:04:27 +0000

Bud makes a blog to “The Evil League of Evil” and shows off his latest new invention.

Terminator Salvation Trailer Review

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:15:37 +0000

The guys look at the trailer for the new terminator movie Terminator Salvation.

JJ Abrams Star Trek Trailer Review

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:49:11 +0000

Bud Patty and Angus review JJ Abrams Star Trek movie trailer. Bud is extremely excited for the realese because he is the self proclaimed greatest Trekkie ever.

The Letter

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:14:16 +0000

Bud is excited from the success of his freeze ray and decides to start a blog, when he receives a letter that he has been waiting for.

Chill out!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:00:29 +0000

Buds newest invention gives patty the chills.

The Doctor’s Destiny

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:52:36 +0000

We made this for an online contest but we were not able to get it under the time limit so we are posting it here for all of you to see.

A future Doctor rescues a young refugee on a desolate planet.

The Fall Guy

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:56:34 +0000

Patty is on his way to Penny’s house when he has a sudden change of direction.

Sorry we have been away everyone, for the last few months we have been producing a short film. We will have it online after a while and let all of you know then. Thanks for all your support.

Ricardo Montalban We’ll Miss You!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:46:21 +0000

Patty trys to keep it together as he talks about the loss of one of his favorite actors Ricardo Montalban, the man who played Mr. Rourke on Fantasy Island and countless movies and television appearances.

The Christmas Planet

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:45:54 +0000

The Doctor takes Brenda to a planet far in the future that handles Christmas for the whole galaxy.

How Christmas Ornaments are Made

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:25:23 +0000

We continue our rare look into the secret worlds of Christmas by learning how ornaments are made.

A Kiss Under The Misteltoe

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:50:35 +0000

Patty finds Bud standing by the misteltoe bouncing around and looking upset.

Hat Scat

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:21:59 +0000

Another glimpse into the magical world of Christmas finds a little Christmas hat out for a stroll alone in the woods.

Hold on to Your Balls

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:22:43 +0000

CB puts up a sign to show the world who runs christmas but soon finds some small visitors who change his mind.

How Fruit Cake is made

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 04:16:28 +0000

In another rare glimpse into the world of Christmas, we discover how that pinnicle of holiday snakes the fruit cake is made.

Sliegh Bells A Clucking

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:53:14 +0000

The chickens take a festive holiday sliegh ride and break out in song…..sort of….

Misteltoe

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:06:03 +0000

The Ranger hangs up some misteltoe on a lamp pole for all the young lovers out there.

Bear Interrupted

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:08:02 +0000

Patty is on his way to Penny’s house when he is side tracked.

How Christmas Presents are Made

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:11:01 +0000

In this rare glimpse into the secret world of Christmas we discover how our beloved presents are made.

Snitch’s Demands

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:01:51 +0000

Snitch decides to right a letter to Santa demanding he get the presents he wants this year.

Rat Trap

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:57:41 +0000

Larry wonders through the forest until he sees a present someone dropped.

Whats in the Box!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:05:23 +0000

CB finds a present that is aparently ment for him by the water coolr in the woods. He is concerned about what could be in the box.

Patty and the Present

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:01:59 +0000

In the first of several of our planned Christmas shorts, Patty cheerfull that christmas is coming wonders through the woods until he comes accross a present sitting in the snow.

New Films Coming!!!!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:03:26 +0000

Since Doctor Who we have been building sets and gearing up for several more episodes to be filmed over the next few weeks. We will posting updates as well as photos of the new bar set called “The Outhouse” that the guys will hang out in from time to time.

Genesis of the Moleks

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:56:12 +0000

Patty CB and Bud find themselves introuble until a confident stranger appears in an old wooden police box to help.

Waking Mandi

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 23:25:11 +0000

Patty gets the shock of his life when the squirrels accidentally wake up Mandi from hibernation.

Pardon our error!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:13:06 +0000

We just updated the newest episode “What if the guys find out“. We realised after posting we had turned off the letter box on one layer so it did not match right. None of the rest of the episode was affected but the files have been updated now.

What if the guys find out!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:41:48 +0000

Patty and Penny discuss what could be an embarrassing situation for Patty.

Ir-wii-tation

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:38:19 +0000

Patty trys to play the Wii for the first time while CB secretly fims it for his enjoyment.

The Doctor Who Preview

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:09:29 +0000

This is a quick look at what we have been making for the Doctor Who episode coming out in the next two weeks.

For slower connections please use the WMV link its only 8 meg.

Missile Part 10 The End “Hasselhoffs Soul”

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:42:20 +0000

In the final installment of the Russian arc Bud and Barbara are on an island run by nazi chickens who intend to open the crate and realease the soul of David Hasselhoff.

For those with slower connections please use the WMV link below.

Fly me to the Moon

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:50:04 +0000

Bud is inspired to go to extrems when a female beaver says she would date him only if they were the only two beavers on the moon.

Missile part 9 “Raiders of the Hasselhoff”

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:42:59 +0000

In the second to the last episode in our Russian ark Bud is slowly making his way back to America on the cargo ship run by rats, when something unexpected happens, he meets a girl. Now Bud is torn between the girl and the warning the Russian gave him to protect the crate with the photo inside at all costs, or something unpleasant could happen to him.

This and the last episode are our tributes to the fourth Indiana Jones film which may not have been exactly what everyone wanted but it was sure fun to see Harrison Ford as Indy again.

VIRUS!!!! Sorry we have been away!!!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 11 May 2008 22:55:40 +0000

Hay gang we have been down for the last few weeks because of a pretty nasty computer virus which ravaged our system. We had to replace some hardware and redo everything we lost. We are now up and running and we will have some new stuff later next week that we are filming over the weekend. For now we were bored and filmed a silly behind the scenes video of us torturing Patty. Enjoy!!!

Missile Part 8 “The French Connection”

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:20:44 +0000

Bud makes one last attempt to call home for help before he books passage home on a cargo freighter home run by rats. Only two more episodes left before Bud finally gets home!!!

Iron Man trailer review

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:00:55 +0000

Patty Bud and Angus review the second Iron Man trailer.

Missile Part 7 “The Undercover Cows”

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:51:51 +0000

In our seventh installment of Buds accidental trip to Russia, we find him and Ace in Pamplona Spain, where they have followed Boris to a local dairy store in hopes of capturing him before he completes his mission. This episode is an homage to the famous Monty Python Secret Service Dentist Sketch one of our favorites! We hope you enjoy it as much as we did laughing while we shot it.

Date Night

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:52:49 +0000

Patty and Penny have gone out on the town ready to have a nice dinner, but you know how it is sometimes things just don’t go as planned.

Review of The Dark Knight “Batman 2″ Trailer

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:58:02 +0000

Patty and the guys review “The Dark Knight” movie trailer.

The Big Bang Theory

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:05:00 +0000

Patty makes a heart felt plea for the return of his favorite show post writers strike.

Nazi Gold!!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:36:25 +0000

Patty rants about two treasure hunters in Germany who think they have uncovered a lost Nazi treasure in a cave.

Global Warming

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:25:04 +0000

Patty discusses a news story about a village in Alaska suing oil and power companies over the global warming condition.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Trailer

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:06:45 +0000

The guys review the trailer for the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Too Pretty to Fly

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:18:04 +0000

Patty rants about two girls thrown off an airline, they say because they were too pretty!

Ratcapades

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:13:32 +0000

Ok here is the first “offical” episode. This one have some adult material so beware. I hope you like it and as always we would love to hear what you think. Don’t forget Bud Patty CB and the gang will be back with an all new episode next week!

Whooops!!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:08:57 +0000

Well as some of you already know we posted a preview for a new peice called Ratcapades! Now by our mistake some of you got to see the full un cut episode, and others got to see the nearly finished one. It was out mistake but the new episode the final cut is going up in a few min so I hope you enjoy the sketch. this is an idea we would like to branch out on from time to time and maybe make a different site for them all together, kind of a spin off.

Coming Soon, Very Soon

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:05:47 +0000

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The Christmas Conspiracy Part 2

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:37:53 +0000

It all comes down to this. The guys have planned their break out attempt. The ranger has security helicopters and chickens in tanks patrolling the gates. So guys decide to take a different rout out of the forest.

The Christmas Conspiracy Part 1

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 15:16:44 +0000

The guys discuss their Christmas plans only to discover the Ranger has made his own plans for them.

“Ace of Spades” Missile Part 6

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:59:35 +0000

Ace is on his way to meet Bud in Pamplona but gets side tracked.

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:00:13 +0000

This is a tribute to one of the best Christmas specials ever. John Denver and the Muppets a Christmas together. We can’t in anyway live up to the original but we love the song so much we wanted to do it for all of you. Please if you can find a copy go watch the original.

The Writers Strike

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:31:50 +0000

Patty sounds off with his opinion on the writers strike in Hollywood!

You Turkey

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:25:50 +0000

Its Thanksgiving in 99 Acre’s, and Bud has the unlucky task this year of dressing like a turkey and leading the hunters away from the real turkey, and the thanksgiving feast. Once Bud returns to the feast he learns something has happened to his Thanksgiving Dinner.

Imagine

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:33:21 +0000

Weed the troubadour of the forest sings a song to inspire the animals in peace and brotherhood.

Our tribute to John Lennon and his wonderful song of peace and togetherness, as song by Scott Bakula from the last episode of Quantum Leap.

Its the Great Pumpkin You Bald Beaver!

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:24:59 +0000

Bud waits anxiously in a pumpkin patch for the great pumpkin, but when he arrives its not exactly what he was expecting.

Working on new shorts

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:27:23 +0000

We have been working on some big productions lately so hoepfuly we will be filming new episodes this weekend, or the first of next week. We are currently working on the rocket sketch called “Fly me to the Moon”, and the next part of the missile story line called “ace of Spades”

Super Spanish Spy

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:15:27 +0000

Bud and Ace are waiting at a train station in lower Spain, trying to catch a train to Pomplona.

The Muppet Show Season 2

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:15:30 +0000

In this episode the guys discuss the coming of season 2 of the Muppet Show on DVD. So plug your ears and hold your nose here’s our tribute to the Muppet show!

Oh Georgia

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:20:09 +0000

Bud finally gets out Russia, with Boris close on his heels. He makes it to the country of Georgia, where he meets a new friend and new problems.

If Micheal Bay Directed 99 Acre Woods

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 21:18:28 +0000

What would 99 Acre Woods be like if it was directed by Micheal Bay. This episode shows us a glimpse into that possibility.

Fourth of July 07

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:03:06 +0000

Happy Independence day to our American Brothers and Sisters. And to the rest of you, happy 4 day of the seventh month of the year. Assuming you don’t go by the Mayan Calendar in which case, its just another Wednesday to you.

Enjoy.

The Crack of Midnight

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:19:03 +0000

Does a Rooster have a snooze button?

Darth Dumbass

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:43:13 +0000

Don’t mess with the Flanneled One, for his gospel is holy.

Production Stills from Upcoming Episode “Bud Who”

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:17:44 +0000

We are doing a Doctor Who inspired episode called Bud Who where the gang must save the Doctor from the Evil Master. How do they do it you ask well….BUd the ever resourcefull makes a Tardis out of the water cooler. The guys dub it “The Retardis”.

Building more Puppets

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Sat, 26 May 2007 00:42:54 +0000

We are in the process of building more puppets to add to the cast. 3 otters and Patty’s girlfriend Penny who is a skunk. We will post up photos of there construction as we go. We also have a fat robin in the works who will have a starnge entrance into the series.

If Steven Spielberg Directed 99 Acre Woods

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Fri, 25 May 2007 22:06:35 +0000

What would 99 Acre Woods be like if it was directed by Steven Spielberg. This episode shows us a glimpse into that possibility.

From Russia with Huggs – Missile part 3

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 03 May 2007 16:42:34 +0000

Bud makes his way from the pig farm to a phone booth in Moscow, where he calls home to ask Patty and CB for help.

Doctor Whose on First

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:08:39 +0000

Patty and CB have an Abbot and Costello style conversation about The New Doctor Who on the Sci-FI channel.

99 Acre Woods added to iTunes

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:14:12 +0000

In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re in iTunes, baby!

If you’d like to subscribe to our podcast, so the episodes can be delivered to you the instant that they are made available, click on the iTunes link below, or copy and paste this:

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=252644561

then go into iTunes > click ADVANCED > then SUBSCRIBE TO PODCAST. Simply paste that link and click OK. And you’re subscribed. Pretty easy, eh?

Dadoo – Missile part 2

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:10:24 +0000

The sequel to missile. Bud lands in a Russian pig farm after being carried up by the missile.

Bud and Star Trek

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:09:35 +0000

Patty and CB discuss Buds obsession with Star Trek.

Missile part 1

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:09:11 +0000

Patty comes home to find that someone put a missile in his living room.

Decoy

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:08:44 +0000

A musical mariachi number with the squirrels picking on Brian the weasel.

Excitement

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:08:20 +0000

Patty reflects on how boring it is around the woods and that nothing ever happens here.

The Sensitive Hunter

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:07:02 +0000

The gang goes to the edge of the forest to watch a hunter try and seduce the animals out of the woods with elaborate measures.

McFever

99acrewoods@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:11:40 +0000

The guys talk about American Idol Contestant Katherine Mcphee.