A Bama Blog

A night like this

2010-11-03T01:05:00.003-05:00

...is enough to make me want to start blogging again.

What an extraordinary election! Here in Alabama, Republicans made a clean sweep of those statewide offices up for election, and come January, both houses of the state legislature will have Republican majorities for the first time in 136 years. ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX years. And it wasn't even close.

Nationwide, Republicans have won control of the House of Representatives by a large margin. They failed to win the Senate, but with the election of folks like Mario Rubio and Pat Toomey, I'm convinced that their minority status will be temporary.

Happy, happy, joy, joy...

Happy Bastille Day!

2010-07-14T21:02:00.002-05:00

If you're a Frenchman, raise both hands so we'll know who you are!

I hear they celebrated in Paris today by planting trees along the Champs Elysees - so that next time the Germans can march in the shade.

They were going to have a big fireworks show at the Eiffel Tower this evening, but after the first shot, France surrendered to China.

The French army will be entertained tonight with a special showing of its favorite film - Forrest Gump. Nike will be providing free running shoes as door prizes. Coppertone will be handing out free sunscreen so the army men won't burn their armpits; Gillette will give away razors so the women can shave theirs. Rosetta Stone will provide copies of their software so that soldiers will be able to say "I surrender" in any language. Swiss Army will be distributing their famous knives, customized for use by the French military: the logo will be a white cross on a white background.

In honor of Bastille Day, the U.N. flew a white flag at its NYC headquarters today. President Obama sent a note of congratulations to the French people, in which he commended them for their support in the war against terrorism, especially for teaching the terrorists how to properly surrender.

The French have commissioned a new ship for their navy this Bastille Day. A marvel of engineering, it has a glass bottom so that its sailors can see all the other ships in the French Navy.

On a sad note, a French soap factory burned to the ground today. Oh...never mind...that wasn't in France.

Congratulations, Dr. Bentley

2010-07-13T23:59:00.004-05:00

Two doctors won the Republican primary tonight - Robert Bentley and Paul Hubbert. It's hard to say which one deserves the most credit.

Raising my middle finger

2009-07-10T01:55:00.006-05:00

Time.com's Claire Suddath asks "Why are Southerners So Fat?"

I'm looking forward to her article on why Yankees are so f***ing rude.

It's easy to get them confused

2009-07-07T01:03:00.005-05:00

Obama trips up.

Or maybe he was just having a little fun.

I would have.

Paul Sanford wins big in Alabama Senate race

2009-06-10T00:30:00.004-05:00

A conservative Republican replaces Democrat Parker Griffith, who was elected to the U.S. House last November. And this actually is a laughing matter.

Thought for the day

2009-04-30T21:59:00.002-05:00

If you believe that money grows on trees, why on earth would you try to clear the forest?

A Dream

2009-04-15T23:32:00.004-05:00

If you haven't heard Ms. Susan Boyle sing yet, please do. It's guaranteed to brighten your day as much as it did mine.

Checking in

2009-04-15T23:19:00.002-05:00

It's been quite some time since I've posted anything, huh? No worries. Just taking a little time away. This blogging thing can get stressful, believe it or not. I'll be back full speed soon enough.

Take the Limbaugh challenge

2009-03-30T01:15:00.003-05:00

I'm a conservative and a Republican, and I'm unabashedly unashamed of Rush Limbaugh. I agree with him 90% of the time. As for the 10% of the time I don't agree with him, I still appreciate him for his sincerity.

Rush Limbaugh says what he believes, straight up and without reservation (unless perhaps a dutiful regard for the four Cardinal virtues* constitutes a "reservation").

How many politicians or other celebrities do that? Heck, how many of us who blog regularly - or semi-regularly, as has been the case with me of late - do that?

And so I join Andrew Klaven in challenging my friends - the liberals, the conservatives, and the fence-straddling moderates - to take the Limbaugh Challenge:

I listen to Limbaugh every chance I get, and I have never heard the man utter a single racist, hateful or stupid word. Do I always agree with him? Of course not. I'm a conservative; I think for myself. But Limbaugh, by turns insightful, satiric, raucously funny and wise, is one of the best voices talking about first principles and policy in the country today.

Therefore, I am throwing down my gauntlet at your quivering liberal feet. I hereby issue my challenge -- the Limbaugh Challenge: Listen to the show. Not for five minutes but for several hours: an hour a day for several days. Consider what he has to say -- the real policy material under the jokes and teasing bluster. Do what your intellectual keepers do not want you to do and keep an open mind. Ask yourself: What's he getting at? Why does he say the things he says? Why do so many people of goodwill -- like that nice Mr. Klavan -- agree with him?

The mainstream media (a.k.a. the Matrix) don't want you to listen to Limbaugh because they're afraid he'll wake you up and set you free of their worldview. You don't want to listen to him because you're afraid of the same thing.

Don't believe me? Well, then, gird your loins. Gather your courage. Accept the Limbaugh Challenge. See what happens.

I dare you.

* The four Cardinal virtues, according to Christian tradition, are prudence, justice, temperance and fortitude.

Why the President uses a teleprompter

2009-03-20T00:54:00.002-05:00

Jake Tapper:

The first appearance by a sitting president on "The Tonight Show" may well end up being the last.

President Obama, in his taping with Jay Leno Thursday afternoon, attempted to yuk it up with the funnyman, and ended up insulting the disabled.

Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance, the president talked about how he's gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.

He bowled a 129, the president said.

"That's very good, Mr. President," Leno said sarcastically.

It's "like the Special Olympics or something," the president said.

When asked about the remark, the White House said the president did not intend to offend.

"The president made an off-hand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics," White House deputy press secretary Bill Burton said. "He thinks the Special Olympics is a wonderful program that gives an opportunity for people with disabilities from around the world."

Facing tough questions about the performance of his Treasury Secretary, $165 million in bonuses for AIG officials and anticipating a fight over his $3.55 trillion budget, the president has not had a particularly good week, and it's unlikely this will help matters.

Barack Obama's teleprompter has a blog

2009-03-19T21:31:00.002-05:00

An anonymous blogger has a little light-hearted fun.

Bill Clinton shows his ignorance

2009-03-12T23:36:00.004-05:00

The former President should take a refresher course in basic human biology before speaking publicly about embryonic stem cell research. Sadly, I'm afraid his ignorance is shared by many Americans, including our representatives in Congress.

Alexander Hamilton, Modern America's Founding Father

2009-03-05T23:24:00.002-06:00

That's the title of this excellent essay by Myron Magnet in the current edition of City Journal.

The Tired War on Rush Limbaugh

2009-03-04T23:31:00.001-06:00

Jonah Goldberg:

Here we go again. Rush Limbaugh is public enemy No. 1.

Liberal bloggers and media chin-strokers are aghast at Limbaugh’s statement that he hopes Barack Obama fails.

Well, given what Obama wants to do, I hope he fails too. Of course I want the financial crisis to end — who doesn’t? But Obama’s agenda is much more audacious. Pretty much every major news outlet in the country has said as a matter of objective analysis that Obama wants to repeal the legacy of Ronald Reagan and remake the country as a European welfare state. And yet people are shocked that conservatives, Limbaugh included, want Obama to fail in this effort?

Wonder if they taste like chicken?

2009-03-04T23:11:00.001-06:00

Doubtful.

Hillary the realist

2009-03-03T23:37:00.003-06:00

Some would say (and I would agree) that Secretary of State Clinton's diplomatic overture towards Syria is overdue. And as if to reassure potential critics, Clinton also made it clear that she has no illusions about the challenge of dealing with Bashar Assad:

(New York Times) But in a region where even small steps take years to negotiate, officials sought to tamp down expectations of rapid progress. “It is a worthwhile effort to go and begin preliminary conversations,” Mrs. Clinton said, noting Syria’s wide influence in the region, as well as its troubled history with the United States. Yet, she cautioned, “we have no way to predict what the future of our relations with Syria might be.” ...

“We don’t engage in discussions for the sake of having conversations,” Mrs. Clinton said, after a meeting with the Israeli foreign minister, Tzipi Livni. “There has to be a purpose to them; there has to be some benefit accruing to the United States and our allies."

Obama's message to the Russians: Let's make a deal

2009-03-02T21:21:00.008-06:00

I hope that this effort succeeds:

(New York Times) WASHINGTON — President Obama sent a secret letter to Russia’s president last month suggesting that he would back off deploying a new missile defense system in Eastern Europe if Moscow would help stop Iran from developing long-range weapons, American officials said Monday.
The letter to President Dmitri A. Medvedev was hand-delivered in Moscow by top administration officials three weeks ago. It said the United States would not need to proceed with the interceptor system, which has been vehemently opposed by Russia since it was proposed by the Bush administration, if Iran halted any efforts to build nuclear warheads and ballistic missiles.

Russian cooperation is essential if the U.S. and its allies are to reach a diplomatic solution that averts a potentially disastrous confrontation with a nuclear-capable Iran. In this game of strategic chicken, the U.S. is betting that the Russians are no more enthusiastic about the prospect of Iranian nukes than we are, but that they view the deployment of NATO missile defenses in Eastern Europe as the greater long-term threat.

The Bush administration's full throttle efforts to deploy missile defenses in Poland and the Czech Republic have provided President Obama and his national security team with a strong hand to play. So far, it looks like they're playing it wisely.

Update here.

John Henry Newman on Lent

2009-02-27T00:11:00.001-06:00

At First Things.

Allan Bloom

2009-02-26T21:50:00.008-06:00

Many of us fear that something has gone drastically wrong with our culture today, and we suspect that a small but influential group of intellectuals - mostly on college campuses - might have had something to do with it. Not because they are intellectuals, but because their egos have so often outweighed their ideas.

Professor Allan Bloom shared our fears and validated our suspicions. If you're a conservative who bristles at the charge that conservatism is innately "closed-minded," but you struggle to muster up a credible defense against the charge, you might want to check out Bloom's best-selling book, The Closing of the American Mind. It's even more relevant today than when it was published in 1987. Or if you're a liberal who wants to become unmired from the swamp of intellectual heresy that surrounds you, it would probably do you some good, as well.

And some of Professor Bloom's lectures are accessible on this Youtube page. (They're heavy on philosophy, so if that's not your thing...)

Flannery O'Connor

2009-02-26T21:44:00.002-06:00

Author Brad Gooch talks to John J. Miller about his new biography of Flannery O'Connor - one of my favorite short story writers.

A D.C. House seat: an "unconstitutional ruse"

2009-02-26T21:24:00.002-06:00

From the editors of National Review:

Congress is on the verge of granting the District of Columbia statehood on the cheap: This week, lawmakers in both chambers are debating a scheme to give the District a permanent seat in the House of Representatives. The bill in question violates the plain meaning of the Constitution and should go no further.

A Republic, if you can keep it

2009-02-26T19:59:00.003-06:00

The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.

No person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty-five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

- U.S. Constitution, Article I, Section 2.

One needn't be a strict constructionist to see that the Constitution's language is indisputable here: the U.S. House of Representatives is to be composed of members chosen by the people in each of the states, of which there are exactly fifty. The District of Columbia is not one of them.

Even so, President Obama and the Democrats in Congress are poised to give D.C. a seat in the House and to grant its occupant the same privileges as every other member of that body. Aggression against the Constitution has rarely been so bold.

A suggestion

2009-02-25T00:04:00.001-06:00

Instead of reading the stimulus bill, we should all read (or re-read) the Federalist Papers (available online here or through Amazon here for a mere $7.95). It's 900 pages shorter, a heckuva lot cheaper, and much more stimulating.

Obama's address

2009-02-24T23:32:00.004-06:00

Since today - Mardi Gras - is commonly viewed as a day of indulgence, I can only hope that tonight's speech signals Our President's intent to give up bullshit for Lent.