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		<title>Even Better Than The Real Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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Note: It&#8217;s funny how I get the most responses (I&#8217;m counting both here and privately) when I&#8217;m having a particularly bad time of things. That&#8217;s probably a good thing, as it means my friends and family, regardless of their location, are still looking out for my best interests. For that, I thank them. Truly. But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Survivor Surviving Samoa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Much as I did when I first arrived in Asia, I&#8217;ve started writing again freehand, often without any intent to publish here, but simply to clarify what&#8217;s going on upstairs. This is one of those posts. And while it is obviously melancholic (to say the least), take it with a grain of salt, and take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Nearly Was Mine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
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I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. &#8230; I hope.
My intent upon initially leaving the States way back when was to engage in what I then called &#8220;The Bowl of Stupid World Tour&#8221; &#8212; a tour that started out in Singapore, made various pit-stops in Indonesia, Thailand and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Read This Palm﻿, You Gypsy Bitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Opie &#038; Anthony comes this just awesome gem of a video. Apparently Snookie ain&#8217;t the only one getting her ass slapped around for mouthing off.*

* For anyone upset over the purported &#8217;sexist&#8217; nature of that comment or this post, consider the following points: (1) Fuck off, unless you&#8217;re in a hiring position I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Use Your Illusion</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Calling it &#8220;basically no more than five rectangular strips of paper,&#8221; Fed chairman Ben Bernanke illustrates how much &#8220;$200&#8243; is actually worth.&#8221;
The Onion once again proving why Global Economic Theory and Existentialism don&#8217;t mix &#8230;
U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion
WASHINGTON—The U.S. economy ceased to function this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Six Bells A-Ringing And White Women Singing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://abowlofstupid.com/?p=2099</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The good folks at HBO Asia have been playing Nick and Norah&#8217;s Infinite Playlist in pretty heavy rotation this week. Apparently the movie came out a couple years ago, but this is the first I&#8217;m hearing of it since it never really got enough traction back in the States for them to release it out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now And Zen</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
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When you speak of a path, where are you now? And where do you want to go? If these are known, then we can talk of a path. Know first where you are and what you are. There is nothing to be reached. There is no goal to be reached. There is nothing to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. Dominates Waterboarding Event At Olympic Games</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
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VANCOUVER (AP): The US team once again proved its superiority by dominating the waterboarding exercises at the 2010 Olympic Games yesterday.
Among the US athletes participating in this year’s Olympic Games were three of the top-ranked waterboarders in the world. Adm Jack Francone, Sgt Brian Naismith and Private Kirstie Jacobs were all ranked in the top [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fuhrer Wanted A Computer, Not A Bigger iPhone!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Jobs had to have seen this one coming a mile away. It sounds like a tampon, for Christ&#8217;s sake!!

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		<title>Ladies, Some Dollar Bills For the New U.S. Senator, If You Will …</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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(A photo from Cosmopolitan Magazine of newly elected Republican Scott Brown, who won the Massachusetts U.S. Senate seat held by the late Democrat Edward M. Kennedy for nearly half a century)
See, its not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It&#8217;s that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats [...]]]></description>
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