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		<title>A spot of admin</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just realised that I haven&#8217;t actually updated my blogroll for about two years, which means it&#8217;s as out of control as my bikini line. There are many of you who comment here regularly whose blog isn&#8217;t listed, so if you&#8217;re missing and you&#8217;d like to be included, either leave a comment here or else [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top secret dossier: how kids are saving the world</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Irrational irritation is something I do well. You may have noticed. After all, there is no reason why the two people managing to take up an entire hallway and preventing anyone from passing should really annoy me. Getting past them might save me three seconds on my journey to wherever I’m going. And to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mind the bed bugs don’t bite</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was taught some valuable lessons when I was a kid. Not all of them have necessarily been carried through to adult life, it has to be said; knowing that Tootles the Taxi would go anywhere was important to me as a four year old, but Tootles never seemed to be available when I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m a lover, not a fighter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[From Dusk Till Dawn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the desire to get into a fight was given out, it&#8217;s fair to say that I was probably sitting underneath a table somewhere playing with an Etch-A-Sketch. Given that I never had the punching power of a Ricky Hatton, or the ability to flee from trouble with the pace of Usain Bolt, I used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The killer in plane view</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to tell you that I got it all wrong, dear reader. After all these years wishing that I&#8217;d become a spy, I&#8217;ve finally realiszed that I was aiming at the wrong profession. Because &#8211; frankly &#8211; if there&#8217;s a better job in the world than being an air marshal, I&#8217;m yet to hear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How I never became a spy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christopher Andrew]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was always fascinated by the idea of being a spy when I was a kid. I think someone bought me a thick red hardback &#8217;spy handbook for kids&#8217; for Christmas one year, and I never looked back from there. Each day I&#8217;d race home from school and pore over it, testing myself to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maybe I just got out of bed the wrong side this morning?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not the world&#8217;s biggest fan of labels, it has to be said. Not the ones that come inside your underwear, although frankly I think I speak for us all when I say that it can be rather annoying when they get caught in your netherlands when you least expect it. But grouping people into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year (or “Why I hate Jude Law”)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stuck for something to do this Christmas and New Year? Desperate to get out of the house in order to escape Aunty Flo&#8217;s attempts to foist brazil nuts (that she&#8217;s sucked the chocolate off) onto you? Keen to avoid being forced to watch Crocodile Dundee for the eighteenth time? Do me a favour &#8211; don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The longest day – part 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1501 Decide that a change of scenery might be a good thing for both of us. The Artist Formerly Known As The Youngest has returned from a sleepover, and insists on being taken out so that I can buy her all the things she needs to make me a Christmas present. Try to point out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The longest day – part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1201 Set a new world record for the Sofa To Kitchen 30 Yard Dash, grabbing coffee and returning to daughter in 5.7 seconds. Daughter looks at me as if to say &#8220;what took you so long?&#8221;
1203 Realise that the Manchester United game will be on TV in less than half an hour. Talk to The [...]]]></description>
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