THE WORLD’S WORST SONG REQUESTSTumblr (3.0; @canyouplaythatonesong)http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwzv6xg2gF1qzwevro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>girl: can you play some tupac?<br/>dj: (playing dumb) who’s tupac?<br/>girl: are you serious? you’ve never heard of tupac?<br/>dj: nope. sorry!!  how do you spell it?<br/>girl:  T…O…O…P…A…C<br/><br/></p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/359192886http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/359192886Fri, 29 Jan 2010 00:56:57 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwzuza5hXg1qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/359186297http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/359186297Fri, 29 Jan 2010 00:52:21 -0500girl: can you play this right now? (hands dj a napkin with 10 songs on it)<br /> dj: if I'm a jukebox, you better start shoving quarters in my ass if you think I'm play all this. (girls mouth dropped open and was never seen again)<br /> http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/291992740http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/291992740Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500jukebox<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukjewHJ661qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>girl: can you play something else, this is too hard to dance to.<br/>dj: what are you talking about? this is dance music<br/>girl: can’t you just play some Jonas Brothers?</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/280994925http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/280994925Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:11:19 -0500jonasbrothers<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1z8gCZ7zpsQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1z8gCZ7zpsQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>girl: can you play Taylor Swift?</p> <p>dj: sorry I don’t have any of her songs</p> <p>girl: oh…well you can go online and download it from YouTube can’t you?</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/222218285http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/222218285Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:23:00 -0400taylorswiftGIRL: CAN I LOOK AT YOUR SONGS? <br /> DJ: NO<br /> GIRL: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUH-PUH-PUH-PLEASEEEEEEEhttp://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/218284808http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/218284808Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:32:10 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L_fCqg92qks&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L_fCqg92qks&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>girl:</b> do you have “Call On Me” by Eric Prydz?<br/><b>dj: </b>Sorry, don’t have it.<br/><b>girl:</b> what, you don’t have it? but my cousin danced in that video!!!<br/></p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/217261895http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/217261895Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:21:01 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq8e5vMotz1qzwevro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>girl: (walks up and says) who do I look like?</p> <p>dj: uhh…lady gaga?</p> <p>girl: correct…now what do I want to hear?</p> <p>dj: …..pokerface?</p> <p>girl: oh my god!! you must have ESP</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/191908359http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/191908359Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:32:00 -0400““do you have anything with blood in it?””<br/><br/> - <em>50yr old mom with her 19yr old daughter at the club</em>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/153987144http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/153987144Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:12:58 -0400girl: can you play some rock instead of this techno nonsense? <br /> dj: this is a drum & bass night. its drum & bass only tonight. <br /> girl: oh....ok.... <br /> girl: (5 minutes later) can you play some techno remixes of famous rock songs then?http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/153986271http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/153986271Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:11:28 -0400girl: when will you get harder?<br /> dj: when you touch it...http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/153985566http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/153985566Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:10:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/SwsNkYrIyqm3guxlFcfOKZpHo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“can you play The Venga Boys BOOM BOOM BOOM? everybody wants to hear it.”</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/153696023http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/153696023Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:20:00 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/SwsNkYrIypz4jlmavBJh6iLUo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“can you play that one song?”</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/142819200http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/142819200Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:31:47 -0400“This music isn’t meant for single people. Can you play songs that single people like?”http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/110475069http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/110475069Wed, 20 May 2009 09:39:00 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/SwsNkYrIymx5qmynZo5QWsayo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Have you got Touch Me by Gary Glitter?”</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/101890732http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/101890732Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:30:36 -0400girl: what sort of night is this?<br /> DJ: its an indie night<br /> girl: Indian night?<br /> DJ: no, INDIE music<br /> girl: ah...Indian music<br /> DJ: NO...INDIE music...you know...with guitars and stuff<br /> girl: er...will you play Beyonce?http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/101889298http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/101889298Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:25:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/SwsNkYrIymnhtwri96hu77RQo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“some girl messaged me on myspace requesting songs for this weekend…she wants to hear Baby Huey….wtf?”</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/99409016http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/99409016Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:11:00 -0400babyhueyhuey“I gotta white boy with me who thinks he’s black. Can you play some hip hop like the Mims song?”http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/99407804http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/99407804Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:07:21 -0400mims“me and my friends just got here. we wanna know the next 10 songs you’re going to play so we know whether we’re gonna stay or not.”http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/98205035http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/98205035Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:50:11 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/SwsNkYrIymj09o37Zwb6OvBBo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>girl: Can you play Taylor Swift?<br/> dj: No.<br/> girl: You’re an asshole<br/> dj: I want to set you on fire</p>http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/98204712http://www.canyouplaythatonesong.com/post/98204712Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:48:39 -0400taylorswift