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2018-06-03T15:18:00.002-07:00

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30 Year Old Leaving

2018-06-02T07:40:00.000-07:00

A 30-year-old man who made headlines last week after he was ordered by a judge to vacate his parents’ New York home has officially left the residence, but not before calling the police on his father regarding some missing Legos.

Michael Rotondo was aided by $3,000 contributed by "InfoWars" host Alex Jones.

The millennial’s parents, Mark and Christina Rotondo, filed a petition in the Supreme Court of New York State claiming they’ve had enough of their son living under their roof.

Rotondo refused the judge's request to work things out directly with his parents, who sat quietly nearby. He failed to persuade the judge to grant him another six months with his parents and was ordered to leave.

The eviction drama began on Feb. 2 when the parents left their first note, saying Michael had two weeks to vacate his room at the family's Camillus home. Rotondo did not take the threat seriously and his parents brought him to court.

On Friday, Rotondo stood outside the place he once called home but had some trouble before then. His car, which has a broken coolant system, took a few tries to start. During his car trouble, he told reporters he said goodbye “more or less” to his parents before jumping into his rumbling station wagon.

"I gotta get going before that thing blows up," he told reporters before driving off while waving and honking.

As for his destination, Rotondo said he planned to spend the next week at an Airbnb in Syracuse. After that, he planned on moving in with a distant cousin. It was not immediately clear if he was going to look for his own place.

FART PLANE

2018-02-19T12:36:00.000-08:00

Sometimes plane travel really stinks.

A flight from Dubai to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a fight broke out because one of the passengers wouldn’t stop breaking wind.

The fart-induced fracas happened Feb. 11 aboard Transavia Airlines Flight HV6902 when two men sitting next to an apparently very flatulent man raised a stink about his repeated gas attacks, according to Fox News.

When the alleged perpetrator didn’t stop, his disgusted seatmates reportedly complained to the airline crew, who apparently did nothing.

Instead, the captain issued a warning to the two complainants, accusing them of noisy and aggressive behavior and making threats, according to the NL Times.

When the freedom-from-flatulence fighters wouldn’t stop griping about their fellow passenger, a fight broke out on the plane, according to the Dutch language newspaper De Telegraaf.

The pilots then made an emergency stop in Vienna and removed the complainants, but apparently not the farting man. Two women sitting in the same row as the angry men were also forced off the plane as well.

All four people reportedly shared Dutch and Moroccan ancestry, but the two women claim they were simply sitting in the same row as the men involved with the incident.

The women are now taking the Dutch budget airline to court, according to the Metro.

“We had nothing to do with the whole disturbance. We distance ourselves from that. Do they sometimes think that all Moroccans cause problems? That’s why we do not let it sit,” one of the women said, according to De Telegraaf. ”We had no idea who these boys were, we just had the bad luck to be in the same row and we didn’t do anything.”

“All I will say is that the crew were really provocative and stirred things up,” she added.

None of the passengers kicked off the plane were arrested because they had not broken any Austrian laws. However, they have been banned from flying Transavia Airlines in the future.

HuffPost reached out to Transavia Airlines, which did not immediately respond. The airline did offer this statement to De Telegraaf that was translated by the NL Times:

Our crew must ensure a safe flight. If passengers pose a risk, they immediately intervene. Our people are trained for that. They know very well where the boundaries are. Transavia therefore stands squarely behind the cabin crew and the pilots.

The airline has reportedly filed a police report about the incident in the Netherlands said it was “open to a conversation with these women.”

Trump Girl

2018-01-21T09:51:00.000-08:00

Just after 11 p.m., amid a few half hearted cheers from the hundred or so patrons and a gaggle of her fellow dancers, Daniels — whose legal name is Stephanie Clifford — emerged from behind the curtains, officially kicking off her “Make America Horny Again” strip club tour Saturday night in the heart of Trump country.

Making her first public appearance since news of the alleged affair first broke, Daniels gamely worked her way through a medley of songs, including an odd cover of "Like a Virgin," a big smile frozen solidly on her face. Within minutes the performance was over, and the DJ was vigorously promoting a two-for-one hourly couch dance special. There were commemorative t-shirts for patrons who bought a lap dance — or who happened to find one discarded at the bar.

For the past week, the 38-year-old adult film star has found herself at the center of what is arguably the slowest mushrooming scandal of Trump’s presidency, following a Wall Street Journal report that she received $130,000 in the weeks before the 2016 election in exchange for keeping quiet about a sexual relationship she'd had with Trump a decade earlier. Further details of the alleged affair were revealed Friday with the release of a 2011 interview with In Touch magazine, in which Daniels detailed her sexual encounters with Trump, and confidently declared she could pick his genitals out of a line up if necessary.

In another universe, a public striptease from an alleged former mistress of the president of the United States would have been a major event, drawing throngs of people eager to celebrate her courage, or judge her sternly for bringing shame to the nation's highest office.

But this is Trump’s America now. And for better or worse, as the president celebrates the anniversary of his inauguration and the government is shut down, such a spectacle barely merits notice, let alone elicits emotion.

“Why would I give a fuck? Have you seen the stock market,” said a union sheet metal worker, who for obvious reasons asked not to be named. “Why would I fucking care who he gets a blow job from?”

Other patrons, who similarly did not want to be identified as strip club patrons, were frustrated by the $20 cover charge, which was significantly higher than the Greenville Trophy Club's usual Saturday night fee. Even the other dancers didn’t realize who Daniels was at first. “At first I thought she was just a featured dancer,” said Autumn Edwards, one of club's regular performers.

A few people had clearly come for the MAGA; one man in a crisp new black cowboy hat used the improbable “Trump follows me on Twitter” pickup line with one dancer, who smiled politely before turning back to the bar.

But the Trophy Club was very much a microcosm of the country itself, gawking at the spectacle that has become the presidency, before ultimately turning away with a shrug

Alt Right Wimps

2018-01-21T06:47:00.000-08:00

You might think you know the full story of the so-called alt-right, known for their venomous racism and virulent anti-feminism. But a new documentary is shedding light on what it says is one of the most surprising roots of the movement: Sexual frustration.

Author Angela Nagle spent more than a year exploring the online origins of the current "alt-right" movement, which she says included communities of single men looking for advice on “picking up” women. She said many of these so-called pick-up artists argued that feminism was part of what made attracting women so difficult.

Nagle’s report can be found in the new Fusion documentary, “Trumpland: Kill All Normies.”

“It definitely did start out with the picking up women stuff,” Nagle told ABC News’ “Nightline.”

It’s a world that appears riddled with extensive and seemingly innocuous terminology, like “manosphere,” “men’s rights” and “incels.”

“[Incels] are involuntarily celibate men. And so, the incel kind of forum world was very much about expressing your frustration about being celibate. That was really the place where the endless conversations about essentially, ‘Why am I still celibate,’ turned into civilizational and racial and kind of big questions about the idea that essentially the whole sexual liberation project was a mistake,” said Nagle.

The documentary traces a community of men who act on their frustrations, which began with their grievances against women but later expanded and found footing on social media.

Twitter, as shown in the documentary, has been particularly useful to help these individuals organize and to speak up when they felt their voice wasn’t being heard.

In the documentary, Nagle explained how the idea of “trolling” on Twitter and other social media channels turned out to be clever on the part of the community. “Internet trolls” are known for their social media posts on divisive issues. Nagle said this tactic may be one of the reasons that people didn’t see the "alt-right" movement forming.

As Nagle says in “Trumpland: Kill All Normies,” “There was for years beforehand this idea of trolling and this idea that it's all irony. It's all playful. That was the most clever thing they did because it allowed them to actually kind of hide their politics.”

This guise of irreverence online towards others who didn’t share their views allowed the burgeoning "alt-right" movement to push back at an increasingly vocal community that seemed to emphasize being politically correct.

“I think what happened ... with millennials essentially, who, you know, came of age online and became political online, [is that] they came into contact with these kind of ultra [politically correct] highly sensitive cultures online, which actually allowed them to be quite funny, you know, and to kind of poke fun at the earnestness of these kind of ultra-sensitive language policing online cultures,” Nagle explained to “Nightline.”

In a way, the self-described "alt-right" also gained momentum from its enemies on the left, Nagle said.

“You also had a culture that was on the cultural left, which was about gender fluidity and kind of taking the cultural gains of the left to the next stage,” Nagle said in the documentary. “These kind of online environments, you could say, of the left were both kind of ultra-sensitive and incredibly cruel and inclined towards sort of quite mob like behavior [that] people needed [in order] to show that they were virtuous.”

The "alt-right" also appeared to receive an enormous injection of energy after Trump’s election.

“And when Donald Trump is nasty ... [he] is a magnificent internet troll,” Tolito said in the documentary. “He is an expert at trafficking and outrage and committing outrage and being outraged himself.”

And some members of the "alt-right" took their movement from online into real life in at Charlottesville, Virginia, last summer, when far-right extremists gathered for a “Unite the Right” event.

“I think Charlottesville you know revealed the really hard right politics behind it that wasn't ironic and that that wasn't a joke,” Nagle said in the documentary.

Nagle said the so-called alt-right is “quite strategically clever” and knows that they can potentially drive a wedge into where there is already tension on the left.

The solution, Nagle said, lies not on the ideological extremes, but instead with the rest of us, the so-called “normies,” and finding a way to co-exist.

“For generations it has been the countercultures of the left that have assumed the posture of anti-establishment rebellion against the hectoring moralism of the conservative right,” Nagle said. “Today those roles have been reversed. It is now the left that is the gatekeeper of conventional morality the alt right the agent of subversion.”

Donald Trump Golfing

2017-12-30T18:01:00.001-08:00

Smokey Holiday

2017-12-22T11:18:00.000-08:00

There are endless gifts to get your marijuana-minded loved ones this holiday season. Does your mom love weed? Buy her a trip to a cannabis spa. Does your uncle like to blaze? Pick him up some marijuana-infused BBQ sauce. There's nothing wrong with going the simple route and just bringing home a big bag of nugs—unless, of course, home is somewhere where weed's still illegal.

An elderly couple apparently made that exact mistake this week. Cops in York, Nebraska, arrested an 80-year-old man and an 83-year-old woman for carrying around 60 pounds of marijuana in the back of their pickup truck, the York New-Times reports.

Either the senior citizens have a lot of friends or they were really feeling the gift of giving this year, because they swear that the $336,000 worth of weed was all going to get wrapped up as Christmas gifts.

York County Sheriff's Department deputies pulled over Patrick and Barbara Jiron on Tuesday for driving erratically. As the cops approached the Jirons' truck, they immediately caught a whiff of weed and opted to search the vehicle.

When they did, they discovered bags and bags —and at least one old cheddar cheese ball container—full of marijuana.

The Jirons reportedly told the officers that they were on the road from Clearlake Oaks, California, and headed to Vermont for the holidays to dole out nugs to friends and family like a pair of green-thumbed Santas.

"They said the marijuana was for Christmas presents," Lieutenant Paul Vrbka told the New-Times.

The cops apparently gave a big "bah, humbug" to that and hauled the elderly duo off to jail. The Jirons are now facing felony charges of possession of marijuana with the intent to deliver.

It's unclear whether the couple was actually planning to spread yuletide highs or if they had a secret scheme to sling. Either way, they probably should've been a little more inconspicuous when sneaking weed across state lines. At the very least, they could've disguised the stuff as limes.

Holiday Humor

2017-12-21T09:31:00.001-08:00

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”– Victor Borge

“The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.””– John Leo

"I once bought my kids batteries for chrsitmas with a note on it sayin,'toys not included'"- Bernard Manning

“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?”– Tom Armstrong

“Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.”– Catherine Tate

“Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.”- Tom Simms

“Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.”– Wendy Cope

"Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help."- Andy Borowitz

“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.”
– Dave Berry

Delivery POOP

2017-12-02T06:33:00.000-08:00

A homeowner in Sacramento County, California, is down in the dumps after an Amazon delivery contractor left a pile of feces in front of his house.

Nemy Bautista wasn’t home on Tuesday when the driver pooped in front of his house, but he saw the excrement evidence when he came home. Bautista then checked his surveillance cameras and noticed the driver squatting on the passenger side of the truck.

He tried to get to the bottom of this mess by contacting Amazon via this Facebook post:

Bautista told local station KBET that the driver’s supervisor came out to investigate.

“He was in shock when we saw the size of it,” Bautista said. “He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him ― it smelled really bad.”

Bautista told CBS Sacramento that he suspects “the garbage can will smell like shit for the next few days.”

He added, “I also had to hose down the gutter/sidewalk area after [the supervisor] left.” An Amazon spokesman told HuffPost that the majority of packages this holiday season are being delivered without issue and that the company tried to work quickly to make this particular situation right.

The online retail giant also issued an official statement:

This does not reflect the high standards we have for delivery service providers. This individual is no longer delivering Amazon packages and we’re in direct communication with the customer.

The company gave Bautista a gift card to apologize for all the crap he had to deal with, but he told KTXL TV that his real concern was for the customers who had packagesdelivered by the driver after that person pooped.

Odd Statue

2017-11-22T11:05:00.001-08:00

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An Australian Catholic school was forced to cover up a “suggestive” statue — of a saint handing a young boy bread.

Blackfriars Priory School in Adelaide apologized Wednesday for the recently completed granite work depicting St. Martin de Porres holding a loaf of bread close to his groin, as a child reaches out for it.

“Upon arrival, the three-dimensional statue was deemed by the [school] to be potentially suggestive,” Simon Cobiac, principal of the boys school, wrote on their Facebook page. “As a consequence, the statue was immediately covered and a local sculptor has been commissioned to re-design it.”

The sculpture, honoring the patron saint of all those seeking racial harmony, was commissioned from an artist in Vietnam and designs were approved by the school’s executive committee in May.

School executives only recognized its risqué nature after it arrived and decided to cover it with a black tarp until a local artist can “substantially” alter it, Cobiac wrote.

The principal apologized for any “concerns and publicity” generated by the work, which was unveiled Friday and quickly posted to a popular Adelaide Instagram page, where it attracted hundreds of comments, local news site Adelaide Now reported.

“This is the first time bread had been unappealing to me in my whole life,” one commenter wrote.

“Who designed that… surely someone has to say ‘mmm big mistake,’” wrote another.

The account also posted their own altered versions of the work replacing the loaf of bread with everything from a Subway sandwich and candy bar to a photo of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

The work portrayed St. Martin de Porres, a Dominican priest who lived in Peru until his death in 1639.

He was noted for establishing a children’s hospital and orphanage and was believed to have the ability to communicate with animals and cure the sick instantly.

Cyndi Lauper Infected

2017-11-19T10:19:00.003-08:00

I saw some kind of Drug Commercial on TV and the announcer said,

"Stop taking this drug if you have an Infection, Inflammatory Bowel Disease or if your hair starts looking like Cyndi Lauper's."

I married my Mother

2017-11-10T11:08:00.002-08:00

An Oklahoma woman who married her biological mother has pleaded guilty to incest.

Court records show 26-year-old Misty Spann of Duncan pleaded guilty Tuesday in Stephens County District Court. Under the deal, she was sentenced to 10 years of probation.

Her mother, 44-year-old Patricia Spann, has pleaded not guilty to incest.

Prosecutors say the two married in 2016. Court records show the marriage was annulled last month at the request of Misty Spann on the grounds of fraud and illegality.

Patricia Spann has said she thought the marriage was legal because she had lost custody of her daughter and two sons years ago and isn't listed on their birth certificates.

Prosecutors say Patricia Spann also married one of her sons. That marriage was annulled in 2010.

New Job

2017-11-09T10:22:00.000-08:00

Locked In the Freezer

2017-10-27T18:50:00.000-07:00

Ten minutes to midnight on Tuesday, Jeremy J. Van Ert stepped into a walk-in beer cooler at a Kwik Trip convenience store in Marshfield, Wis.

When the doors locked behind him at midnight, he decided that rather than shout for help, he would just camp out, police say.

Marshfield Police Chief Rick Gramza said that his department has dealt with people who intentionally hide and get locked inside places with the purpose of committing a crime but that this case was particularly unique.

“We never had somebody accidentally locked in a place and not make any attempt to be rescued or get out because they’re satisfied with the circumstances,” he said.

“He just decided to run it out for the night. It had everything that he needed.”

Six hours, one 18-ounce Icehouse beer and three cans of Four Loko later, Van Ert was spotted by a Kwik Trip customer who told an employee that a man was trapped inside.

When the doors unlocked shortly before 6 a.m., Van Ert, 38, “made a beeline from the beer cooler to the door without any attempt to pay for what he had consumed or broken,” Gramza said. Overnight, Van Ert had knocked over and broken three 30-packs of Busch beer, police records show.

A Kwik Trip corporate spokesman declined to comment on the case, citing a police investigation. It was unclear whether there were signs near the cooler that warned of the doors locking at midnight, or whether there were cameras inside the cooler that could have been used to spot Van Ert sooner.

The cooler was reported to have temperatures around 32 degrees Fahrenheit.An employee who answered the phone at the Marshfield Kwik Trip, which operates 24 hours a day, referred questions to the corporate management. No attorneys were listed in police records, and Van Ert could not be reached for comment.

The walk-in cooler had glass doors that Van Ert could have knocked on to get an employee’s attention, police records show. Yet Van Ert “offered no explanation” for why he didn’t knock for help.

When police found Van Ert, he acknowledged being locked inside the cooler and that he “decided to stay and drink,” according to police records.

On Wednesday, Van Ert was cited for retail theft, which Gramza said was punishable by a roughly $170 fine plus restitution for the business.

Yet at the time of the incident, Van Ert was also on probation for previous criminal charges, including two counts of arson. Gramza said that because Van Ert got drunk and committed theft while on probation, he was transported to the Wood County Jail, where he remained, pending release from his probation officer.

“Off retail theft alone we probably wouldn’t have taken him to jail,” Gramza said. “He has certain guidelines he has to adhere to. The probation officer has the ability to lock him up.”

As news of the incident spread beyond Marshfield, some took to Twitter to offer some justification for Van Ert staying put.

“A @KwikTrip beer cave is one of the few places on earth I’d be alright with being locked inside,” quipped one user.

“I mean . . . we all would have done the same,” admitted another.

Melania Trump Talks/Sunglasses

2017-10-20T18:07:00.001-07:00

Harvey Weinstein Fierstein

2017-10-10T15:09:00.000-07:00

Harvey Fierstein has been inadvertently thrust into a sexual harassment scandal that’s shaken up Hollywood.

On Oct. 5, The New York Times published a disturbing report detailing sexual harassment allegations against film producer and executive Harvey Weinstein, some of which dated back nearly three decades. After news of the allegations broke, the Weinstein Company fired the 65-year-old movie mogul, who co-founded the studio with his brother, Bob. The claims against Weinstein intensified Tuesday when the New Yorker published an investigative report, written by Ronan Farrow, that detailed rape allegations brought by three women.

Unfortunately, the similar spellings of their surnames have lead many to confuse Weinstein for Fierstein, the legendary actor-playwright of “Torch Song Trilogy” fame and an LGBTQ rights icon.

“I just can’t believe all these accusations of sexual harassment about Harvey Fierstein,” one person wrote. “I always thought he was gay.” Added another: “Am I the only one who confused this weekend because I didn’t know Harvey Weinstein and Harvey Fierstein were two different people?”

On Oct. 6, before the rape allegations came to light, the 63-year-old posted a tongue-in-cheek tweet about being mistaken for Weinstein.

Later that same day, Fierstein tweeted a link to a story published by The Forwardthat acknowledged the confusion.

“Be mad at Harvey,” he wrote, “not HARVEY!”

He tweeted the link to The Forward’s story a second time Oct. 6, along with a classic Fierstein zinger.

I'm a good gay! I mean, a good guy. - Guys, We're Mad At Harvey WEINSTEIN, Not Harvey FIERSTEIN! -

Still, Fierstein wants to make it clear to his fans that the news involving Weinstein is not a joke.

“I’ve had some fun with the mix-up but, as you are well aware, the underlying issues of women being objectified is no laughing matter,” he told HuffPost. “So I think I am going to bow out of this discussion, stop making jokes, and let that story play itself out without my two cents.”

Trump Brooke Shields

2017-10-04T10:53:00.000-07:00

Brooke Shields revealed the cringeworthy way in which President Donald Trump once asked her out.

On Tuesday’s broadcast of “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen,” the 52-year-old actress said Trump called her following his divorce from second wife Marla Maples in 1999 ― and used a very cheesy chat-up line to try to woo her.

“He said, ’I really think we should date because you’re America’s sweetheart and I’m America’s richest man and the people would love it,’” Shields explained.

The “Suddenly Susan” star fended off Trump’s advances, however, by telling him that she had a boyfriend who would “not really” be happy about it.

Shields’ revelation came during a game in which she had to guess whom she’d been pictured with over the years. When an old black-and-white snap of herself with Trump at a charity event popped up on the screen, she gagged and stuck her tongue out. “I can’t even speak,” she added

In recent months, actresses Salma Hayek, Candice Bergen and Emma Thompson have each come forward to share stories about turning down Trump.

Thompson admitted in March that she now actually regretted doing so. “I wish I had,” the British movie star told Sweden’s SVT. “Think of the stories!”

Hooters Job

2017-09-30T14:50:00.002-07:00

Always wondered about the beautiful women in tight orange shorts? What their rules and requirements on the job were? Here is the truth about working at Hooters, told from former employees of the restaurant chain. First up: the strict uniform rules. Girls must “scrunch” their thick white socks to make their legs look leaner. They are required to wear makeup, a minimum of lipstick and mascara, to appear “natural.” They also must purchase their own pantyhose, in “suntan,” and must never wear any other pantyhose color. A Hooters girl must know how to draw the infamous ketchup owl in ketchup on a plate! Yes, they have to be decent artists. The owl is the logo of the restaurant chain. Guests actually love this fun little party trick.

An employee of Hooters can not come to work or leave work in their uniform. They must wear clothes over it or change in the changing rooms when they arrive. This is apparently a “safety” issue. If a Hooters girl is seen outside of work drinking at a bar or eating at a restaurant in uniform, they will be fired.
Going to Hooters for the very first time is quite the experience. The “Hooters Virgin” is told to sit on his or her own, as the employees crowd around and put on a show. The girls sing and dance in a circle to the song, “Hokey Pokey,” and only leave when the customer is substantially embarrassed.

Over their training, Hooters girls learn choreographed dances to particular songs. These songs will be played during their shifts, and when they hear them, they must stop what they are doing and boogie

A wife or girlfriend receives better treatment from a Hooters girl than the male customers, to keep them from getting offended or jealous. The Hooters girls are trained to sit next to the woman and not the man. One Hooters girl even said that a woman ordered for her husband because she didn’t want anyone talking to him.

Hooters employees are allowed to eat one free meal during every shift, but it has to be “healthy.” They can’t just request french fries or unlimited chicken wings. Why? They need to maintain their good physique.

Employees are trained to ask for a customers number, if they try asking for theirs first. Afterwards, they are told to throw the number away. It’s a polite way of dodging the awkward question, and the customer will hopefully think the girl just simply lost the number.

Many Hooters locations offer discounted gym and tanning memberships, so the girls are motivated to keep their toned bodies in shape at all times. It’s hard to turn down all of the greasy food they are constantly surrounded by, so they deserve perks such as this!

There are actually more female managers than male managers in U.S. Hooters locations, and this is for obvious reasons. Having a female manager prevents any sexual harassment or even harmless dating between a male manager and a Hooters girl. It’s never good to mix business and pleasure!

A Hooters girl is told not to hug any customers. Sure, they may break this rule, but it’s definitely in the rulebook, clear as day. Even Justin Bieber gets turned down! He has to settle for an arm-around picture pose. This rule is in place to avoid any physical fraternization, innocent or not, between customers and employees.

Food safety? Nah. Employees of Hooters must wear their hair down when they are working a shift. It’s part of creating that attractive “Hooters look.” No hair nets will be seen at any Hooters location.

Occasionally, Hooters girls will wear themed uniforms specifically designed for certain groups of people or for certain holidays. Military soldiers and police officers are honored through this special tradition.

Every time a new employee is hired at Hooters, the girls all take a picture together. It is posted on social media and the “new girl” is briefly introduced. This is a way to make her feel welcome, and show that everyone is happy she is there.

A driven Hooters girl with a saleswoman mentality is actually given the better shifts if she can sell merchandise as well as she can sell beer. Free shirts and footballs are given to regulars who often come into Hooters and drop a lot of money on a dinner tab.

Ever seen a Hooters girl wearing a California shirt when she is serving you food in Orlando? That’s because Hooters girls are actually allowed to “swap shirts” with any other active Hooters employee at another location. The only exception is Vegas locations, who have different rules

In the not-so-busy hours of the restaurant, Hooters girls are known to take out board games and play them with each other and other customers. One Hooters girl mentioned a game of Hungry Hippos that she played with three friendly firefighters.

Cell phones are strictly prohibited from the floor while a Hooters girl is serving customers. They aren’t even allowed to carry it in the “off” mode in their server pouches. The only things they are allowed to carry in their pouches are pens, cash and coin change, and a notepad for recording menu orders.

Hooters locations in colder areas of the U.S., like in Colorado or Chicago, are allowed to wear either the long-sleeved version of the Hooters shirt or a Hooters jacket over their normal top. The managers know it gets cold, and they want the girls to be comfortable as the work.

These women are hired not to be waitresses, but to be entertainers. It is their job to sit down at your table and make you feel welcome. Also, every table must be visited by at least three other Hooters employees, not just the one taking down the orders and serving the food.

Though these uniforms are offered in a few sizes, none of them are really too big. So if you can’t fit in the biggest size they offer, you can’t work there. They also require a Hooters girl to stay in the same sized uniform throughout their time at Hooters, so if they gain weight, they don’t just get a bigger size. They get a talking to!

It is policy that at least one nearby Hooters girl yells out “Hi! Welcome to Hooters!” to a customer walking in. They must have a big smile on their face and look genuinely excited for the customer’s arrival to the restaurant. At the end of the shift, however, the shouts dwindle down and become less filled with energy.

The job of a Hooters girl involves building personal relationships with the customers. This includes the male and female customers, as well as children and elderly people. Everyone matters, and it is their job to make sure everyone feels special there.

Disregarding popular belief, there actually is no requirement on cup size at Hooters. Employers choose fun personalities and beautiful faces over cup size. A flat-chested girl with great charisma will certainly be chosen over a large-chested girl with a miserable attitude and work ethic.

An employer at Hooters also looks for personality over experience. It doesn’t matter if a waitress has worked at a different restaurant for eight years prior to applying to Hooters. If her personality doesn’t shine, they won’t want to hire her. They are more likely to choose someone with far less experience, but with a willing and eager mindset.

Melania Bully Blind

2017-09-21T11:12:00.000-07:00

The irony of Melania Trump’s anti-bullying speech at the United Nations on Wednesday was not lost on Twitter users.

The first lady told world leaders’ spouses that their focus must shift to what children are exposed to “on a daily basis through social media, the bullying, the experience online and in person.” But her well-intentioned address came just three days after her husband, renowned cyberbully President Donald Trump, had retweeted a meme that showed him hitting a golf ball which ended up striking Hillary Clinton:

Some tweeters suggested that Melania Trump might want to bring up the issue of

online bullying with her husband while others asked if there was a presidential

exemption.

Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

@katyperry must have been drunk when she married Russell Brand @rustyrockets – but he did send me a really nice letter of apology!

.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!

.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.

If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s talent. Right? Wrong, says Trump. After Meryl Streep condemned him (without ever speaking his name) at the 2017 Golden Globes ceremony, Trump took to social media to call her “overrated.” This is undeniable blasphemy, and is yet another example of his incredibly fragile ego.

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud.

While @B etteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.

Trump's tweets in the 8 a.m. hour on Thursday said that "Morning Joe" is "poorly rated" (it's not) and that the hosts "speak badly of me" (that's true). He called both hosts disparaging names.

Trump claimed that Scarborough and Brzezinski courted him for an interview at Mar-a-Lago around the New Year's Eve holiday.

"She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!" the president wrote.

The END is Here

2017-09-17T06:59:00.000-07:00

A Christian numerologist claims that the world will end next Saturday when a planet will, supposedly, collide with Earth.

According to Christian numerologist David Meade, verses in Luke 21:25 to 26 are the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse.

The verses read:

“25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.'

"'26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.'

Sept. 23 is a date that was pinpointed using codes from the Bible, as well as a "date marker" in the pyramids of Giza in Egypt.

Meade's views are not endorsed by Roman Catholic, Protestant or eastern Orthodox branches of Christianity.

Meade has built his theory on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on Sept. 23, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, according to British newspaper The Sun.

NASA has repeatedly said Planet X is a hoax.

For a certain branch of evangelical Christianity, Revelation 12:1–2, describes the beginning of what is known as the rapture and the second coming of Christ.

The passage reads: "And a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of 12 stars. She was pregnant and was crying out in birth pains and the agony of giving birth."

In the passage, the woman is Virgo. On Sept. 23, both the sun and the moon will be in Virgo, as will the planet Jupiter. However, this occurrence happens naturally once every 12 years. There is also a rare alignment, known as "the Lion of the tribe of Judah," which the conspiracy theorists are hanging their hats on.

According to the Express, author Jonathan Sarfati wrote that the same planetary coincidence previously happened four times in the last millennium.

"As usual with any astrology (or Christian adaptations of it), one cherry-picks the stars that fit the desired conclusion," Sarfati wrote, according to the Express. "There is nothing to suggest that 23 September is a momentous date for biblical prophecy, and Christians need to be careful about being drawn into such sensationalist claims."

TRUMP 9/11

2017-09-11T13:37:00.000-07:00

WASHINGTON ― President Donald Trump on Monday commemorated the 16th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, leading a moment of silence at the White House to mark the moment the first plane struck the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York.

The president and first lady Melania Trump stood on the White House’s South Lawn amid a crowd that included Trump’s elder daughter, Ivanka, and his son-in-law Jared Kushner.

Trump spoke at a memorial ceremony at the Pentagon later Monday morning, honoring the nearly 3,000 victims of the attacks and their families.

“Today, our entire nation grieves with you,” he said, reflecting on “the horror and anguish of that dark day” and praising the country’s perseverance and unity following the attacks.

His measured remarks on Monday notwithstanding, Trump has a history of making insensitive and false comments about the Sept. 11 tragedy.

The 2001 terrorist attacks were the subject of one of Trump’s most egregious lies during his presidential campaign. In November 2015, he claimed, without evidence, that “thousands and thousands” of Muslims in New Jersey had celebrated the news of the attacks.

“I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down,” Trump said at a campaign rally. “Thousands of people were cheering.”

The following day, Trump reiterated his lie, claiming that the supposed celebration “was well covered at the time.”

“There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down,” Trump said on ABC’s “This Week.”

The lie, which has been roundly debunked, appeared to originate from an article published a few days after the attacks, reporting that law enforcement officials had investigated “a number of people who were allegedly seen celebrating the attacks and holding tailgate-style parties on rooftops while they watched the devastation on the other side of the river.”

But Trump, as he frequently does, exaggerated the allegation in the story ― an allegation that was never substantiated.

Following the rally in which he first peddled the lie, Trump mocked one of the journalists who wrote the original story, veteran New York Times reporter Serge Kovaleski, after Kovaleski himself affirmed that the story did not back up Trump’s lie.

“I certainly do not remember anyone saying that thousands or even hundreds of people were celebrating,” Kovaleski said.

In response, Trump performed a disgusting imitation of Kovaleski, who has arthrogryposis, a congenital joint condition.

On the actual day of the attacks, Trump, a New York real estate mogul, tastelessly bragged about his downtown Manhattan building, 40 Wall Street.

Calling in to a New York TV news broadcast, as the station aired footage of the World Trade Center towers collapsing, Trump claimed that his property would now become the tallest building in the area.

“40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan, and it was actually, before the World Trade Center, was the tallest — and then, when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second-tallest,” he said. “And now it’s the tallest.”

Donald J. Trump

✔
@realDonaldTrump

“@realDonaldTrump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”

Ess @ScottyLiterati

Trump interview on 9/11: "[My building] was the 2nd-tallest in Manhattan... And now it’s the tallest." #NeverForget

5:02 AM - Sep 11, 2016

That claim also turned out to be false.

Trump has frequently referred to the attacks on Twitter, his favorite medium of communication.

In 2011, he claimed that he’d foreseen the attacks.

Donald J. Trump

✔
@realDonaldTrump

I predicted the 9/11 attack on America in my book "The America We Deserve" and the collapse of Iraq in @TimeToGetTough.

12:49 PM - Dec 29, 2011

TINDER POOP

2017-09-06T12:11:00.000-07:00

Liam Smith, 24, of Bristol, England, was on a dinner date with a woman he met on Tinder when they returned to his flat. She took a poop in his bathroom but it wouldn't flush, so she decided to toss the feces out the window. From there, things became a bit crazy. Here is his story which apparently has been confirmed to be true:

"We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each other's company very much. "After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary. "About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me. "'I went for a poo in your toilet', she told me 'and it would not flush.

"She continued, I don't know why I did this, but I panicked. I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window'."

"I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened.

"Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden.

"Instead, it opens into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, separated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window.

"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo.

"As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is separated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane.

"Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window."

"Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested 'inside out bag as glove' technique.

"Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window.

"She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came.

"She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast.

"Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. Shewas stuck fast, upside down in the gap.

"Unfortunately for my date, at this stage I could see only one way out of our predicament.

"She had been upside down in the window for around 15 minutes at this point, and I was starting to grow concerned for her health. I called the fire brigade.

"Bristol's finest were on scene sirens blaring in a matter of minutes.

"Once they had composed themselves after surveying the scene in front of them, they set to work removing my date from the window using all of their special firemen hammers and tools.

"It took them about 15 minutes.

"Unfortunately, although they rescued my date unharmed from what must have been a rather unpleasant confined space to find yourself in, in the process they had to completely destroy the window with their special fire tools.

"I'm not complaining, they did what they had to do. Problem is, I've been quoted north of £300 to replace the window.

Smith launched a GoFundMe campaign to pay for the broken window.

Melania Trump Sunglasses

2017-09-03T10:48:00.000-07:00

Watch this Melania Video. She's got a lot of Glass! (I mean Class)

https://youtu.be/EcLVNlBsXmQ

TRUMP Great

2017-08-12T12:01:00.000-07:00

Donald Trump promised to Make America Great AGAIN. We are battling the Ku Klux Klan. We are threatening people with Nuclear Weapons. People talking about FALL OUT SHELTERS. I feel like He's put us back in the Sixties. All we need is:

Bellbottoms
Black Lights
Go-Go Boots
Granny Glasses
Lava Lamps, Love Beads
Mood Rings
Platform Shoes
Slot Cars
Smiley Faces
Superballs
Tie Dye T-Shirts
The Twists
Troll Dolls and Turtlenecks

Thanks Donny

HANDGUN WEDDING

2017-08-03T14:12:00.005-07:00

Talk about a shotgun wedding.

Shortly after saying “I do,” a Tennessee bride was arrested for pulling a firearm out from beneath her wedding dress and pulling the trigger on her new hubby.

Police said Kate Elizabeth Prichard, 25, and her groom had started fighting only hours after their nuptials in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, according to news station WTVF.

The couple was drinking outside a local motel called the Clarion Inn when they began to fight, authorities said.

“She pulled out of her wedding dress a 9 mm pistol. Pointed it at her new husband’s head and pulled the trigger,” Murfreesboro Police Sgt. Kyle Evans told WTVF.

The gun, however, was not loaded, forcing the pistol-packing bride to load a round before reportedly firing a shot into the air.

“Responding officers let the husband know the honeymoon was over and his new wife was going to jail,” Evans said.

Authorities took Prichard, who was still in her gown, into custody and charged her with aggravated domestic assault. She was released from Rutherford County jail on $15,000 bond.

MEN ARE JUST DYING TO GET MARRIED TO HER

GROOM CALLED HIS MOM AND SAID, NO MOM, I HAVE NOT WED...... I HAVE BLED!