A Complete Waste of Time. . . The podcast that brings you absolutely nothing.

ACWOT 110 Stink Ninjas

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:59:00 +0000

Yep, it's pretty unbelievable but a new podcast is out. . . yep. Yessir. You gotcha. That's right.

Fantasy Celebrity Rules!!

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:21:00 +0000

Finally we have a full set of rules for Fantasy Celebrity. Eric has spoken.

Scoring is 1-5, unless off the charts crazy, then a rare, determined by us alone, 6
is given. So choose your celebs carefully.

1 - - Name associated with any minor legal matter - - e.g. speeding ticket,
accident, divorce, and the like. Showing private parts to public also falls into
this point category. If a picture or video is distributed, 2-points might be given. 


2 - - Name associated with major legal matter involving more than five people in
said legal matter, this could involve corporations as well, like shop-lifting and
peeing in a city drinking reservoir. Other items warranting this point value is a
front page listing in any nationally distributed news source - - e.g. New York
Times, USA Today and the like.

3 - - Name associated with misdemeanor, major public shame, or the loss of rights -
e.g. visitation rights with children. Not being allowed to leave the city, state or
country would also count. Other things that might score you three points is the
United States President is quoted using this celebrity's name. 

4 - -  Felonies.

5 - - Off the wall crazy crap. Claiming to have had sex with a Martian. Digging up a
grave. Being accused of murder, stealing from a child, or having intimate relations
with animals. Trying to convince two prostitutes to participate in sex acts with an
expensive sex-doll, and then after refusal, cutting off the doll's hand and placing
it in a dumpster is in this realm. (way to go Charlie Sheen)

Eric.

ACWOT 107 is here!

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:28:00 +0000

That's right the podcast you have all been waiting for is here! Jenn Co-hosts and it is a riot. Download it here: ACWOT 107

ACWOT 106

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:55:00 +0000

A Complete Waste of Time #106 is out! Don't miss it, and look forward to the next podcast when my lovely wife co-hosts when Eric is out of town.

Fantasy Celebrity - Rough Draft

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:31:00 +0000

Okay, we are moving forward with "Fantasy Celebrity" fueled by the fact that Kiefer Sutherland got hit with a DUI or "502" as people in the "know" call it. Man I love quotation marks . . . and period marks denoting a pause. So I'm starting it off and I expect people to add as they feel able.

A LIST

Michael Jackson
Britney Spears
Kobe Bryant
Tom Cruise
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
That gay guy. . . John Travolta
Mariah Carey (she might just be a B now)
Halle Berry
Mel Gibson
Kiefer Sutherland
Brad Pitt (Guys gotta do something sometime)
Jude Law, Pysch! He's no A list.
OJ. . . "I'm the juice!"
Prince William
The other prince, the one no one cares about. . . oh yeah Harry
Is it fair to put Whitney Houston here?
Snoop Dogg
The olsen twins
Tyra Banks
Fifty Cent
Sean Combs
Kate Moss

B list

That other gay guy . . . you know that one Andy Dick
David Spade

Lots more coming soon. . .

Fantasy Celebrity

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:32:00 +0000

Eric is hard at work putting "Fantasy Celebrity" together we should have details up by the beginning of next week. If you would like to put in your name for the game or you have a celebrity you want in the draft email us at: acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com

Anal Thunder, Fantasy Celebrity, Theme songs, and Repressed Homosexual Republicans!

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:44:00 +0000

Podcast 104 is out and yes we've sunk to new lows. . . don't expect anything good from this podcast it's ugly, real ugly.

Whooo Hooo!

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:04:00 +0000

Well we are up in the system at iTunes!! In a couple of days you'll be able to do a search and find us on iTunes! Sweet! If you wanted to anyway.

The Celebrity Game and that guy who stole our name

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:20:00 +0000

Bad news. . . I submitted our podcast to iTunes but found out that someone else has a podcast called a complete waste of time. . . . debbie downer for sure. We might have to change the name to something else like, an utter waste of time, or B and E's complete waste of time. . . maybe we will have a contest to rename the podcast.

Also stay tuned for the Fantasy Celebrity game, fun for you and the kids! Find out more in the next podcast: ACWOT 104 - Our wonderful celebrities, music to poop by, and contagious repressed republican homosexuals. . . coming soon to the web. . . unfortunately.

The third podcast is out, the RSS feed is up, and the fourth podcast is in the can!

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:27:00 +0000

Just like it says, to subscribe the RSS feed go to: http://team160.com/rss.xml or just enter it into your podcast grabber or iTunes.

The third podcast is up and ready for download, the fourth one is in the can and being edited as we speak. . . new and exciting things are in the air and happening. . . well not really but whatever.

The Second Podcast is out!!

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:36:00 +0000

Alright the second podcast is out, I feel a sense of . . . well . . . , shame, really. We've decided that it isn't worth jumping the shark, too much work when you think about it, we decided that we aren't bothering to even get on the shark, as a matter of fact we aren't even getting in the water. You'll find us at the cabana on the beach sipping on a tall cold drink.

This episode. . . spy squirrels (or spice girls if you can't understand Eric), Senior citizen sex, and the elephant ballet. . . . Oh and our Balls of Steel!!

Mature audiences only.

I'd say enjoy, but that would be asking too much.

The second Podcast is in the can! And it's absolutely horrible.

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:17:00 +0000

Eric and I recorded the second "A Complete Waste Of Time" today and it's horrendous. Let's just say that preparation might be the key to a good podcast. Also we jumped the Shark because Eric has "Balls of Steel!"

We explore spy squirrels, the Danza Voluminosa dance troupe (the lead ballerina is 286lbs), senior citizen sex, and what the world would be like if repressed homosexual republicans were contagious. If we had an audience, I would say this is for mature people only, but really it's not for anyone. Please send your angry emails to Oprah@Oprahwinfrey.com. . . . because she might care. We don't. I mean that.

The podcast should be up tomorrow night (Monday the 13th) Until then. . . . do whatever it is you do when you're not wasting time.

Brad.

Ahhh sweet laziness!

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:27:00 +0000

Well the next podcast will be out on Monday night, I was on vacation last week and so we had to skip a week, but fear not, the podcast will come!

Teaser for next podcast

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:03:00 +0000

If you were foolish enough to sit through the last podcast and still want more. . . we will provide. Here's a teaser for the next podcast.

Drunken Astronauts, 300lb ballerina's, and deathspace. . . Themesongs for life and we revisit our developmentally challenged superhero. . .

Plus the Mother of all battles . . . Lord of the Rings Vs. Harry Potter. Who will win?

The Podcast Arrives!

acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com (Brad and Eric) — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:43:00 +0000

Eric and I have just finished our first podcast "Bigfoot Losers, Giant Salmon, and Harry Potter" In our Complete Waste of Time. I don't have the RSS Feeds up yet so for now you can download it above.

The last segment is for mature listeners only, nothing really bad but topic is a little offbeat.

Enjoy.

For those of you who have listened to the podcast we have some links for you.

Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization

Giant Salmon