a day in teh lief of mastur cheef

2010-09-07T09:02:00.000-07:00

hay duz any1 liek 2 plaey red ded redempshin? john marst0n iz a pritty kewl guy! he killz c0wbyoz and deosnt afriad of anyhtign! i wuz plaeying it earleir today adn i lassoed this gurrl wiht mai roep adn put her on teh bakc of mai h0rse. then i t00k her to teh railraod trakcz adn throwed her onto htem!!!!1! lololololol. wen teh trian caem she spaltterd!!!! LOL!!1 arbeetur wuz bitchign teh whooooooole tiem. wut a fagg0t! adn then teh lawmanz caem adn sh0t me :( fukc tha p0lice maen. fite teh powar!!!

then i traid mutliplayar. i jioned a posee adn we went to a gagn hiedout. i wuz killign every1 but i acsidently killd mai posee leeder so he b00ted me adn startid to sh00t me. fukc this gaem im nevar goign 2 plaey it agian.

ohhhhhh mannnnnnn

2010-09-04T19:02:00.000-07:00

ohhh mannnnnnnn, ohhh mannnnnnnnnnnn! im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO waested!! draunk blag poast! lololololol!!!1!!!

2010-09-01T17:52:00.000-07:00

trev0r is a fuckign fagg0t. he thiknz he iz SOOOOOO c00l just becuz he iz a haylo 3 akshun figur. adn y duz c0rtana liek him mor then me? he iznt as g00d loookign as me!!!!11!!1!!! i am liek supar sexy adn he iz a fuckign fagg0t. aftar all, i am a pritty kewl guy adn i doeznt afriad of anyhtign!!

HALO

2010-08-30T09:49:00.000-07:00

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HALO 3 MONTAEG!!!!!!! T3H BEST SNIEP EVAR!!!!!!

2010-08-28T08:40:00.000-07:00

i wuz plaiygn halo 3 today adn i waz pownign n00bz liek alwayz adn i got a sniepr and sneipd som1 in teh hed. it waz SOOOO0OOOO kewl!!!!1!! it waz desided. i wuz goign 2 maek.... a montaeg!!! i got mai fagget frend arbeeter 2 hold teh caemra but eh koodnt hold it strayt adn it teh montaeg lookd fukcing gay becuz of him. fukc! anyway... halo reach coemz out in liek 3 weekz. iz any1 els egxsited???

Hello mai naem is mastur cheef

2010-08-27T12:24:00.000-07:00

my naem is john ossim ohterwies nown as teh mastar cheef. i liev wiht my faggot frend arbeetur adn his faggot frends. mai favurit gaem is haylo 3. ps3 has no gaems. teh one gaem i hate is stuped ghey helo kity barbie adn ken sesame street pu$$y poly pokit wimpy kidy ghey stupid brothars brawl. i liek lolcats coz thye maek me lawl. i leik boobzzzzz adn stuffff. i will be updatign this blag in teh neer futuer.