ADmonishments

For the Stewie Griffin look:

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:08:00 +0000

Just a little more to the left...

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:25:00 +0000

I say, go with it...

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:19:00 +0000

If you need to put this in the header of your website, then you may need to rethink your marketing strategy...or else team up with these folks

A Vlasic mistake

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 23:28:00 +0000

Looks like fun to me...

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Fri, 27 May 2011 15:34:00 +0000

The ghost and the fun beach vacation?

It really was a fairy tale wedding

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Fri, 13 May 2011 23:57:00 +0000

While not an ADmonishment (and I know, they are much overdue. Chicago hasn't been very funny lately, to be honest) this has been circulating recently and has made me laugh out loud each time.

Going where no ad has gone before...

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 23:01:00 +0000

Hmmm...serious subject, toilet paper punting and a Star Trek font:

Not quite the direction I would have gone.

Thanks Alex T.

Yes! Certificates of Deposit DO make me think about Ice Cream

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:00:00 +0000

The Ally Bank raise your rate CD but the marketing department not think about grammar and punctuation.

Geographically impaired

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:32:00 +0000

After a delightful meal at Detroit's Famous Leo's Coney Island, we grabbed a few drinks at California's famous Jack's Central Park.

I think this is what Alanis Morissette would call...ironic.

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:40:00 +0000

(Sorry for the long absence folks. It's been a busy few months. But then, absence does make the heart grow fonder...)

My response:

We all have them

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Mon, 24 May 2010 14:00:00 +0000

Alzheimer.com defines a senior moment as a mental glitch.
Which apparently is what someone at this University was having when
they decided to name their senior spotlight section

Watch it. Or don't. I don't care.

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Thu, 20 May 2010 18:39:00 +0000

This commercial doesn't need to be admonished. It's perfect just the way it is.

Running off with your broom between your legs

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Thu, 13 May 2010 14:50:00 +0000

Matches will be hosted on the Starship Enterprise (not actually a spaceship...yet) and refereed by Bilbo Baggins (not actually a hobbit...yet).

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:38:00 +0000

It's about time.

Advertising spin...

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:46:00 +0000

50% below? Only slightly? Genuine bargain? Ash tray?
Sold.

A passing grade

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:00:00 +0000

In Chicago, every day is a learning opportunity.

Thanks Evan L. ;)

Thanks PSA

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:05:00 +0000

"Snuggling or Snatching? Don't be a victim of pick pocketing"

I wish I had seen this public service announcement before I found out that my boyfriend was actually just trying to steal my wallet.

Casting a wide net

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:48:00 +0000

I don't know. I'm not sure I qualify for this study...

You're welcome

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 03:33:00 +0000

That's what the world has been missing:
anatomically correct stick figures.

Thanks Barbara A.!!

My hero

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 03:24:00 +0000

I knew my day was missing something: some English studies and a little Super Joy.

Just in case...

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:05:00 +0000

Now, more convenient than ever!

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:17:00 +0000

The new 24/7

Oh, indeed.

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:31:00 +0000

So that's what you say when someone falls on the tracks. Thanks, helpful sign.

Romeo and Cigarette

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:57:00 +0000

I will be in Japan for the next three months, so most of my Admonishments will be taken from the land of the Rising Sun. This blog won't become the next Engrish.com (if you haven't checked it out before, I highly recommend you do) but while I'm out here, I'm definitely going to take advantage of the plethora of fantastic signage

The greatest love story never told. Until now.

Death by cancer or terydactyl?

noreply@blogger.com (Arden Schuman) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:41:00 +0000

Warning? Or incentive to try smoking and see what happens?

Thanks Kyle!