A Dude Who Loves Fat Chicks

Fat Babe saturdays.

2011-08-06T18:36:00.001-04:00

So It's been awhile. I've been busy workin and composing.

I figure I should update a small bit here. Its summer and that means fat babes in shorts !

I give you two videos. Plump Princess and the BBWnetworks Vegas bash collage.

Pretty cool time they had there it seems. I'd love to go one year and report on these fun events.

Fat women make me happy.

More to come later.

Ms Maryboberryboooooobeerrrryyy

2011-06-11T01:18:00.000-04:00

Okay so yeah its a longer name than whats real. Anyways gonna show some more of this fine pear shaped ssbbw :)

I Enjoy her shape alot. If i were to make a statue, I would sculpt one based on her. Maryboberry is a lovely find . Shes a BigCutie model now at http://www.bigcuties.com/boberry/ . Though her site is not active yet. I wish you luck Mary!

Music Composing

2011-06-11T01:07:00.002-04:00

Another short video of me composing on the main machine here. Just playing with a few motives.

I'll be postin' a video of me working on my fat umbro soccer babe soon.

2011-06-10T22:46:00.000-04:00

A view of my blog machine :)

Kinda boring, but if your curious about desktop capturing software, camtasia is pretty decent for HD web videos.

The encoding is mpeg4.

I may be reviewing bbw websites and forums with this recorder soon.

Sam F.

2011-06-09T00:05:00.001-04:00

So I've been chatting with this cute babe on Okcupid for a little bit and we got to talking about bbws and my love for fat women. She being into that, loved it and we talked about her saying hello on the blog here. Heres what she sent me.

Samantha Was kind enough to even pose! This right here is another confident bbw. She is cute and lively. I find this attractive. Remember ladies confidence is key in attracting a mate! She is proof that okcupid is worth checking out!
Thanks Samantha ! <3

Some old sketches.

2011-06-08T16:41:00.000-04:00

As I said before I love woman's faces. Here are a few old ones, but I like them.

Mizz Cnyle The bbw model

2011-06-07T16:14:00.001-04:00

So back in early fall I got a lovely photo of Cnyle and I'd thought I'd post it up here. I miss talking to her. I have not seen her around for awhile.

Check out her site on the link above. Shes awesome :)

C.F.G

2011-06-06T22:50:00.001-04:00

What does C.F.G stand for? Well I'll tell you right now ladies and gents, It stand for CUTE SEXY HOT OMFG FAT GIRL. No wait thats not it ... let me try it again... CUNNING STEALTHY NINJA FLABTAISTIC GIRL!...... Hmmm no wait.. This is it. Confident Fat Girl. Shes quite a lovely lady! Now to get your interest moving along here are a few photos,

First off I love her smile. Perky red sensual lips... YESSS please!

Shes got a great set of legs and hips. Mmmmhhmm Thats right, soft and squishy to the touch. In our first photo you'll notice the nice side profile. Very Very nice. A round body with a great smile can make most any man do a trick or two. Love the black hair, short in the front and long on the sides. Great for running my fingers through! I be her hair smells DEEEEElllicious.....

Next up is her clothing style. Gotta love that belt and color scheme going on in the first photo. Floral skirt with black belt (very sexy on a fat woman) and a white shirt with black sleeves to round things off. Thats right its a pun.. Now onto the photo with the Glasses! First off any babe in glasses is an automatic win . Sexy fat woman in glasses means several things. 1st, brains. 2. Did i Mention brains? 3. Sassy? you betcha. So we have fat body, killer smile, awesome glasses and a personalized style. Thats a pretty great package right there ladies and gents! I can tell you I'm gonna be all over this like... honey and grams. yeah.... anyways, this is my lovely new love interesthopeidontgetintofriendzone friend C.F.G

Did i mention the bathing suit.... Oh yeah? Plumptastic.

Learning how to color without lines...

2011-06-06T00:09:00.001-04:00

So I'll be doing this piece soon and using two methods. My old Lined way which i'll ink in illustrator and a new way in which i will not use any or too many black lines.

An Expensive Statement

2011-06-05T14:11:00.001-04:00

An Expensive Statement, but also the truth.

How much do you think it's worth?

Can you count the amount?

:)

Bodacious FoxyRoxxie- FATKINI

2011-06-05T10:15:00.002-04:00

Everyone knows Roxxie. And if you don't now here's your chance. I believe we have a new term coined by her called the FATkini. Its a Bikini, but with a hot fat chick in it. See the "diagraphical" picture below to understand better. Also enjoy the other supplementary picture diagrams too.

Love that smile. Yeah Amanda is one foxy lady. Thank you for the new vocab word of the day FATkini.

check her out at Foxyroxxie.com .

Patti LaBelle is a Disgrace...

2011-06-05T09:04:00.003-04:00

So i was reading the news this morning and this is what I found.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Ex-Army-CB-sues-Patti-LaBelle-in-wake-of-injurie?urn=ncaaf-wp2191

Appearantly some diva-singer had her bodygaurds beat up a west point student while he was talking on his cellphone. The diva and her henchmen calim he was "too near her luggage, and acting drunk" If you watch the video on the link, you can clearly see the man is not drunk nor looking for a physical confrontation. I think the reason im posting this hear is because this is not only a journal of my musings and thoughts about fat world, but commentation on today's society. I'm really sad that this world would let a celebrity get away with beating a young man to a bloodied pulp, especially military personnel. This west point student has lost his chance to be an officer and is now being sent to active duty.

Well this is how society treats the people who fight for it's freedom. Thats nice, take away a man's career and his rank, then toss him out in the middle of no where to be shot at just so you can sing your crap Patti-Labelle. You're a disgrace to musicians, americans and people. So us a favor and go to jail and let justice do it's number on you.

Made in america...

2011-06-04T21:50:00.000-04:00

Small update before the Big fat update :)

Made in U.S.A.

umbro <<>> :)

fat chicks incoming soon.

My friend Laura from Get Real Weddings (Getrealweddins.com)

2011-06-01T00:39:00.001-04:00

So I was talking with my friend Laura and we decided to talk about her site for inspiring plus sized weddings and advice.

This is Laura who just recently got married in April.

Shes quite the lovely lady isn't she? Well now onto her website http://getrealweddins.com/ .

Shes got some neat ideas and has seen the need for providing advice for plus sized women looking to home in on designing their weddings. She covers things from the cake to the bracelets worn to the tattoos on the brides. I have not seen any sites dedicated to helping bbws get the wedding they need or at-least get an idea for how they want their wedding to layout. If your a bbw bride, or part of a wedding as a bbw and need some advice on maybe what to wear or do, or how to select an outfit for someone who is a bbw, then you can ask her. Anyways, I think Laura commends me too much. After all I'm an average Dude who loves fat chicks. I agree with her advice too. I think the lord Buck Champion would nod his head at the four winds of truth of this. I thank you Laura :D Congrats!

Best finishing move in a game. Kitana's kiss.

2011-05-30T23:33:00.000-04:00

Probably my favorite of the oldschool fatalities. Why? Just take a look.

I used to use it on all the chicks. I wonder if there was a dude who loved fattening up chicks at Acclaim???? hmmmm.....

BeckaBoo

2011-05-30T21:21:00.000-04:00

I have not seen such a beautiful and radiant angel in a long time such as this lovely woman called Beckaboo. Once in awhile you find those gems , well this is one of those times. She is one hot fat babe who can rule it all!

I mean really look at this lovely lady!

She really knows how to put on make up and has got style and class to boot! I really love her smile and eye brow makeup alot. it just works really well. Shes got killer curves ALL OVER. Delicous and sexy never applied better than here. Simply one amazing fat woman and probably the iconic image for this blog itself. When I talk of fat women, I talk of goddesses like this. Buck Champion the almighty lord himself is probably wavering atthe site of this fine goddess. Shes not a model as far as i can tell and she lives in the U.K. I think i really want to move there now. I've got a place to buy Umbros and a woman to put them on ;)

Another fat umbro babe.

2011-05-30T13:31:00.000-04:00

I'm getting back into drawing on my down time from music.

Happy memorial day. Dont forget the Veterans!

In today's report - Top 10 WORST times for Any Dude who loves fat chicks to get an ERECTION

2011-05-30T02:45:00.001-04:00

So yeah. Todays topic is just that. It can really be applied to all guys, but for the sake of the blog we'll keep it about guys who love fat women.

1. When you are wearing Umbros or any kind of thin shorts- Yeaaahhhh probably the biggest single annoying thing. Sometimes when you're at the beach enjoying the bikini show of plump rolls, over stretched clothing push to the max by big butts, you evently find a really cute face to go with all that yummy fat. BAM. Then it hits you and you're ten feet from your towel, which in erection mode is like crossing ten miles of hot coal with star wars I playing on repeat behind you on a mobile tv screaming " Eeeerwwwwection ANI, ewwwrection ANI.. meesa says you haf erection!". So you get the idea hear dont ya? If you go tot he beach and your hot dog gets cooked, bring a back up covering device that you can store away in you hair or on your arms. Better yet, get that surfer's board man because chances are, those waves of undulating fat are gonna get you going.

2. Playing Sports- Give him the NELSON the NELSON! oohhh shit what are you doing? Yeah...when it comes to sports getting the rection could mean the difference between loosing a scoring shot and running with your "ball(s)". When a mans gets his rod on, it becomes very awkward to move for one thing. Think of it as pitch your tent down for the night. yeah. Try this at home if your curious as to what its like, Get some glue, a long long long stick and some duck tape. Now glue/tape the stick to your chest, butt or croch(whichever you prefer) and then put on your clothing. Once ready, got out for a jog around your friendly open minded neighborhood. That is if you can get out of the front door without bangin' your stick into something. Now, try playing some tag with your buddies or scoring a goal in soccer. Go on dribble that ball..... Right.

3. AT THE GYM... BRO- Lots and lots of people go to the gym. They go to either work out or watch that hot fat chick in those tight, tight spandex do jumping jacks..... wait what? Oh yeah, erections got it. So imagine you are with your homies taking a break from reps on those dumbbells. You got your arms all jacked and veins and shit are showing everywhere. Out comes this woman with killer fat curves, soft double chin, blue eye blonde with hips that rival the bar's double 45lbs olympic weights discs. Your eyes follow her bouncy jiggling butt to the RUN MILL or BIKE. ......... BAM !. Your realize as its to late to turn off that switch while whatching that bike seat get squashed under all that fat and cellulite or watching her plump body jiggle all over as her butt cheeks fight one another for higher elevation while she jogs in front of screen filled with birds singing sleeping beauty in a forest filled with chimpmunks, squrriels and a one wild unicorn. "Hey BRO lets hit the bench man, you go first" Thats it. GAME OVER. You get on that bench with a boner and everyone including your great grandfather thrice removed is gonna know its happy hour for you. Hands down your buddy's are never going to let you live that one off. Heres a tip. Tie a weight to your little guy before going to the gym. That way you both get the workout.

4. POSING FOR THE ART CLASS - What? Trying to inspire the next MICHAEL ANGELO???? (spelling aside) Your sitting there stone cold still for 3 hours. Suddenly the in the next class session the professor waddles in her with class. BAM! Shit man you'd never seen a paint booty like that until now. You could have a whole derwent graphic pencil set layed out on that shelf butt of hers! Forget finger painting that crappy paper, lemme slap some blue and green over that flabby belly and a touch of lime yellow on those trunk thighs baby! mmmhmmm.Well you've just fucked yourself and those students who been drawing you for the past 3 hours. Baby boy jimmy decided to wake up for his slumber and point at that hot fat professor who just came in. Now EVERYONE has to change their anatomy of you because this class is a strict NO ARTISITC LICENSE LIFE DRAWING CLASS.. FUUUUUUCCCCKK! Whats that you say? No artisitic license, we have to draw exactly what we see verbatim? But Professor Fluffystockbooty, I thought my naval autonomy was correct!? This would be the top of the ten worst times to get an erection because once you get one, you can move or change pose. The only reason its not the top is because you can say you've just been "inspired".

5. THE SWAN BALLET- Tights. Tippy Toes and skirts. Nuff said. Don't pretend the audience is naked, because chances are there will be a fat brunette with pig tails in front row wearing glasses and a short skirt. You'll notice shes stuck and her fat boobs are about to break out open as she trys to shimmy herself out of the seat she accidentally got stuck in. DONT FALL INTO HER. Yeah she may cushiony enough to land on, but not with a Boner dude. You'll harpoon the beauty and break it while doing so. I know her fat belly is just as soft and what not, but not while you're playing the SWAN. oh and btw your tights have been ripped open for the past 5 minutes. Thats probably why that fat hottie is trying to get out of her seat. Hint Hint.

6. THE INTERVIEW FOR A JOB- Shes your potential boss. Your all dressed up, belt ready pin stripped pants, tucked in shirt and tie. She asks you to put your jacket on the side as you sit down in her office. You noticed her perky red lips and hazel eyes. Shes a red head. Dressed in an all red shiny satin dress and sitting behind her throne-desk of doom she asks you how you're going to rule the world. What are you goals for world domination? How will you react in this situation that environment etc.... What are your experience in the field of evil-doing? She sudden stops you in mid reply and proceeds to get up from her wide leather chair. Thought the chair was little big for her? No. Wrong. Dead wrong pal. You notice a change from the petite top of her body as you eyes follow a curvy tale lower. A nice fat pot belly begins to shadow her desk, then her wide hips. Finally her thunder thighs of doom poke out from a slit in her red dress. BAM! Ohh shit man, shes really flabtastic below aint she? she sure can hide that well behind the desk of doom. Now you're stuck. you forgot about your shirt tucked in and your jacket is now in her hands as she hangs it up on the coat rack. You reach for your tie, but its to short to cover you. You try to positon your hand to hide it but you end up looking like a doofus on your interview. Great impression.... in the pants. As you leave the office some time later you look at her title. " Ms. BigBooty CEO of Legion of Doom Enterprises". Pro tip, When applying to a supervillian company, bring a bright red folder with lots of paper. Blank paper is acceptable, White paper that is.

7. GRADUATE STUDENT LECTURE ON SENIOR THESIS- what the fuck does this title mean anyway? well lets make it up. Your in front of the whole class giving a lecture about the synthetic issues of nylon umbro shorts and how they can have a positive impact in culture blah blah blah... A fellow classmate raise her hand and you notice its that plump dark haired italian babe who has fattened up recently from the dorm food. BAM! Now you're standing their infront of everyone with a hard one for this rotound babe asking you something about 90s and umbros and you're just oogling her body head to toe. Well time to get out your pointer and show the cutie where your point is. If you're a lucky man you'll cover your boner with some paper in your hand and proceed to make up some answer for her question. Nothing feels worse than having people watch you during your lecture with your sword clashing for space in the pants. The hand in the pocket is sometimes an okay deflection for the erection, but you'll just end up looking like goof in front of everyone. Chalk it up to bad luck if this happens to you. Also from #5 dont picture your audience naked. That just confuses your little guy.

8. MEETING HER PARENTS- Your in consistent fear. Her father has a loaded Walter PP (not that crappy Walter PP-K that bond uses) on his hip and the mother a knife for cutting meat as they greet and talk to you while your date is getting ready. "So what kind of job do you have? " the father asks while cleaning out an old M1- Rifle. Before you can reply, the woman of your dreams comes down the stairs. Her round thighs swishing against eachother in an ll but to small dress that was made many pounds ago. Her pot belly nodding up and down with each step. Her round face smiles at you and you catch her eyes and that sparkle in them. Yeah your gonna get laid tonight in the back seat. BAM! Your little guy chimes into your deep thoughts. Then you hear the father add to his sentence. "When a gun is loaded you have to be careful, without proper discpline it may go off even if you dont have your finger on the trigger..." he says to you as he brings up the pistol out of the hoslter. "Yes you have to be well trained and aware of the rules when handling such things" the mother says while she cuts a carrot with her sharp knife. ............Get me out of here. Please!

9. THE CHECK UP - Well its time for that annual doctor's check up ! That's right sponge bath time..... right? Nurse? Nurse where are you? Okay. You're sitting in the office and ready for the typical blood pressure needle in the arm lolipop routine. Sitting there with your thumbs up you hear the door crack open.
In walks this lady with brown tied back hair, glasses and a round face with perky lips. BAM! Your pecker creeps up and begins to needle at your Doc. You eye her fat hourglass figure up and down, taking in those melon sizes boobs and scanning down a thick waist to ballooning thighs and hips. What the hell are you gonna do now when she goes to cup your jewels huh? How are you going to explain your stick syndrome to this PHD Babe?

10. THE MORNING WAKE UP- Thats right. That plague they call dry seaweed is cause by that erection we all get in the morning. You're having this great dream about a 300 lbs fat butted babe riding the 3 speed stick when all of a sudden you wake up and you realize its time for that fun things called work. FML. now you gotta calm down the little guy and get up and brush your teeth and its MONDAY MORNING. FML.....
You gotta hate mondays.

FAT CHICK TUESDAYS

2011-05-24T10:09:00.000-04:00

I really Really Like this model Kerri. These are some old pictures, but when I first came upon them in my studies of the fat pear shaped woman's physique, hers is one of the best.

I really enjoy her spunky attitude in these photos. I love the last body shot. It really show how sexy and fat her lower half is. She makes for great artistic inspiration. I'd love to draw live in human drawing class. This is the fat chick I'd love to date and show off. Fat butt and thighs, perky little boobs, and a killer smile. I'd take her out and make all the other dudes wish they were me. haha. Really now.. what? Who wouldnt want to take this nice fine woman out?

Small update

2011-05-05T00:22:00.000-04:00

So I've been composing more lately and this is my most recent Techno piece for my next album

Music for video games.

I'll be posting more models and pictures up soon of delicious fat chicks. Its May finally too :)

BBW Gwen, Shameless Angel and Faye Daniels

2011-04-10T10:03:00.000-04:00

So today I was browsing the internet on bbw stuff aaaannnndd waalaa.... I find pictures I like to post and talk about.

The first being a great and fun model known as BBW Gwen. I've always liked here ever since I came upon her many... years ago... I mean I'm talking when I was a early college kid... hmm around 2004-05.

Anyways I've always thought she looked wonderful, and from my artistic sense a pleasure to draw and study for compositional purposes.. anatomy , poses... etc...

Her site is no longer up and has been deactivated for some time. She does however have a few other sites she manages, one being http://www.plumpdolls.com/ . Its a neat site and you should go over if you love bbws.

Now I found this wonderful gem from Faye Daniel's blog. Her name is

Shameless angel, or so I can find

Her http://www.shamelessangel.com/home.html is but more hardcore. Not my cup of tea, BUT, she is hot and sexy nonetheless. I love red heads. Mmhmmm. Well I love any color, but yeah just look at the damn pictures, yes that means you buck....

Now I really enjoy the style and dress up of Faye. Why, I dont know but it works

Check out her outfit here.

Im no fan of leopard or fish nets, but i do love the sash and flower in her hair. Sashs and flowers in hair are yum yumz. Red lipstick also works well.

http://www.fayedanielsbbw.com/

Her site is pretty cool too. I like the photography and the web design itself. Its not to cluttered and clean. She has a cool blog like page in which she posts news, update,s and archives previous stuff.

In summary they are all great pieces of art to be lavished and drooled upon. No really, check them out.

Thats it for my short update.

Well blogger layout sucks... random thursdays.... umbro fashion...

2011-04-07T21:10:00.000-04:00

So i just tried to make a post with pictures and blogger sucks at keeping things from all over the screen

Anyways random thursdays. Todays subject Umbro chicks and Umbro. :P I made a whole commentary about umbro but I dont feel like retyping all of that shit. Anyways Yeahhh.... I used to want to model and draw umbro logo stuff and even design clothing for women back in highschool. I'd play in photoshop for hours making all kinds of crazy stuff. Now I'm a composer. I still harbor ambitions of designing umbro clothing for the pop culture, but I dont think Umbro is interested in my idea of Umbro clothing for fat women. You see I think umbro needs to expand and take over the bbw sporty clothing market. With my help we could easily rule the whole world. For now I'll stick to figure out midi channel assignments and protools 8.

Now I must get back to composing. enjoy the awesomeness of umbro. The models I'm not sure of but they all rock! Random umbro items too.

Music Wensdays

2011-04-06T00:45:00.000-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocm85xS1qok

Music Wensdays. Another old composition of mine in an album I put up in the fall.

Fat women are just ......... RAWR!!!! Primal man's instinct.

2011-04-05T09:49:00.001-04:00

Well, Fat woman are just yum yummy. I think today Visuals can explain for the lack of words ...

Now as you can see for yourself they're pretty amazing. Soft, fat , cute, lively and as Buck Champion would gasp "Ohh muuuyyyaaaii Gaaawwwd...hehe..." .

I Can't explain exactly what makes me so attracted to these images/ women, but I do know that its my instinct to hunt down and capture a lady like this. My animal senses are primitive but truthful. What man with the same feelings wouldn't want to grab his wife (who wanted to be grabbed and sexed) like this and push her up against a wall and make love to her all night long huh? I can see myself coming home from a long day of work with a wife like these gals and just out of no-where start up a love making session right on the stair case hahaha. I'm sure my friend Buck-the-Champion got his name that way too, or so the legend says. At any rate the last picture is of Moberry and the first I think is kenzie cutie. The others I dont know there names but they're all rock.

I'm a nice guy, but I can be an animal too ... Rawrz.

UMBRO <<>> Mondays

2011-04-04T13:53:00.001-04:00

In order to celebrate the awesomeness of Umbro, Monday is now a dedicated picture day to that amazing sexy on women looking brand of clothing, Umbro.

Will post more later. For now picture a fat chick in these ..... mmmhmmm lol