A Gardeners Life In Motion

The Perfect Words

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:10:00 +0000

Relationship: Talk 1. Her: How do you think my new hairstyle looks darling? Him: Yeah, it looks good, really good. Her: Is that all you've got to say? Him: I mean to say it looks really...

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Teenage Kicks And Smash Hits...Part 1

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:40:00 +0000

Their had once been four of them, connected by a lust for noise and the magic of sound. At this moment in time, one of them was contemplating nothing but silence. Everything had gotten to loud. The...

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Dark Side Of The Moon - Resistance Is Futile

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:05:00 +0000

I was going to casually sniff a dogs bum! The bum of a dog who I don't even know! A strange and shady bum in a quiet and dark seaside park! For a moment I felt naughty, I felt like a less hairy...

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Getting Drunk With Dead People And A Sick Dog

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:15:00 +0000

As I'm becoming more drunk, Patsy Cline is telling me that I'm crazy..two and a half minutes later and she's telling me how I'm stronger than her... My six month old puppy called Moon has been ill...

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Within My Flesh

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:20:00 +0000

Within my flesh sleeps demons, under my skin crawls love. Without my armour lies passion, my muscles can never carry enough. Inside the individual strands of my DNA, held inside the love that I'd...

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A Misspelt Youth

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:05:00 +0000

Whist talking with my mum recently, I was made aware (again) of something quite interesting relating to myself. My tea went down the wrong and I gargled on my sandwich whilst starting to piece...

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Ones And One

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:45:00 +0000

So I've realised that I've been writing these mangled words, digesting my own thoughts and throwing up my crimes of lettered nonsense in public for just over one year now... I'm still not completely...

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Ghost

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:41:00 +0000

It was sad to hear of the death of the actor Patrick Swayze earlier this week. As some of the stories said, a man who tried his hardest to remain humble and sincere within the rolling carousel of...

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A Flock Of Seagulls

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:34:00 +0000

I was there, swagger and high-lighted hair. Stupid keyboards perched like real guitars, sleeves rolled up to my elbows whilst propping up tacky wine bars. 'Simon says' Twister floors, Freddy...

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Dark Side Of The Moon - You Can't Handle The Tooth!

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:59:00 +0000

The thought's came heavy and painfully as I lay on my ragged bed of socks and rubber toys whilst nibbling on my own evolving penis... Thoughts of age and growing old were sweeping across my weary...

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Your A Celebrity? Get The Fuck Out Of Here!

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:42:00 +0000

They pout as though gasping for diamond studded air and stance with their Jesus Christ pose. All new gods within the present cult of celebrity. They ask us, practically beg us to idolise and worship...

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The Man Who Sold Himself

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 17:00:00 +0000

I would like to consider myself a happy drinker with a sparkle of humour in his eyes these days. A person who associates alcohol and the feelings it brings with positive thoughts and the prospect of...

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Wide Open Space

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:28:00 +0000

Like many of us (I think!) I'm complexed and flawed but very well aware of my own failings as a human being. Been aware of my own flaws has often meant that I've found myself trying to right my own...

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Dark Side Of The Moon - Sex And Drugs And Sandwich Rolls

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:22:00 +0000

Perhaps I'm to arty? Like to pose? Or simply enjoy laying naked in long grass and sniffing strange crap?!! I'm not sure what I want to call this one yet? 'Sun on my bone', perhaps? Or. 'Big ball of...

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Meet The New Boss

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:38:00 +0000

I feel a bit of a rant coming on....!! I wasn't going to write any words this week. Time to just sit at my PC and idle time away has been very precious and much missed lately but a few little things...

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Factor 40

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:18:00 +0000

So-called fashion trends and warm summer hair, banned cherry bombs and adolescent stares. Office girls with their driving one armed tan, portable plastic lovers sleep beside portable plastic...

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Dog Man Star

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:46:00 +0000

Dog Walking my dog is becoming a weird but quite novel experience. I've often walked the area where I live and thankfully gained little attention. I've walked it in darkness within my dark days and...

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Dark Side Of The Moon - A Moon With A View

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:01:00 +0000

It was Cambridge I think?... No it wasn't!... Oxford perhaps?.... Or was it Yale? Did I have an American accent? Dear Lord.....Canadian?!!!! So many questions.... I can just recall a lot of young...

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The Bloated Blog vrs The Faceless Facebook

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:04:00 +0000

Do you know what? I fancy a rant! A real one-sided, totally biased and maybe humorous rant! However, if your easily embarrassed by an incredibly uncalled for amount of the use of the F word...please...

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Dog Day Afternoon

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:42:00 +0000

I'm in my sweaty and damp work clothes, hair covered in dirt, grass and dust. Me and Moon were in the veterinarians and I've just got handed this leaflet from the smiling nurse who had just...

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Over The Moon

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:53:00 +0000

Sometimes, ..............rarely, ......occasionally, ...............................if your lucky, ...... you just meet someone, randomly perhaps? out of the blue? Somebody special, Somebody who...

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I'm Not. I Am.

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:50:00 +0000

I'm not a man with much money, I'm not a man who holds all the luck, To some I'm just sometimes funny, To some I just don't seem to give a fuck. I'm not a man without his baggage, I'm not a man...

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The Wild Girl And America....Chapter 4

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Fri, 22 May 2009 21:18:00 +0000

"YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT MUSHROOMS!!!" "NOOOOOO, I SAID I WANTED MUSHROOMS!!! "BOLLOX!! I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED A CHEESE AND TOMATO PIZZA WITH ANYTHING ELSE" "YEAH......AND?" "YEAH.....AND I...

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The Wild Girl And America....Chapter 3

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:20:00 +0000

Chicago. The windy city. City by the lake. Dwelling of those massive lake flys.. Home of the cubs....or the white sox, take your pic... Greenfingers and the boys were on their way by Amtrak from New...

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The Wild Girl And America....Chapter 2

ThisKillingJoke@gmail.com (Greenfingers) — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:41:00 +0000

Greenfingers stood nervously outside the American Embassy in London. It was a hot summers day and he was drenched in a damp and nervous sweat. 'I look like a fucking criminal', he thought. 'I'm...

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