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The Dick Show: What's the Big Deal about Penises?

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Thu, 10 May 2012 13:35:00 +0000

The Dick Show

An art exhibit and an evening of performance addressing questions like... Why is it essential that a man have a penis? Do you have to have a penis to be important, successful? How do you have sex if a penis is not involved? Is everything we have learned about penises wrong? Are penises ugly? Are penises beautiful? Are penises fun? Is a penis in the pants worth two in the drawer?

Free participating artists include: Michael Rosen, Mariah Carle, Mark Garrett, Katie Gilmartin, Justin Time, Mitcho Dwoo, Jesse Williams, Jack Davis.

Exhibit Dates: May 4-26, 2012

Viewings by appointment and at other CSC Events.

Location : CSC, 1349 Mission Street (at Grace Street between 9th and 10th streets) in San Francisco

For more information: jackd_gv@yahoo.com

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Travolta Massage A Work of Pulp Friction

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Tue, 08 May 2012 12:00:00 +0000

In a federal lawsuit that reads like a work of fan fiction, an unnamed masseur claims that John Travolta groped him during an alleged encounter in a bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel.In a “John Doe” lawsuit filed Friday in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles, the purported $200-an-hour masseur claims that he met Travolta on January 16 (apparently after the actor responded to an ad placed online). The masseur alleges that Travolta, driving a Lexus SUV, picked him up on an L.A. street and transported him to the hotel.

A copy of the masseur’s lawsuit--which seeks a minimum of $2 million in damages--can be found here. The “Doe” plaintiff, a Texas resident in his early-40s, has filed a related application to proceed anonymously, since disclosure of his identity would likely have an adverse effect on his “business and employment opportunities.”

While the man’s lawsuit--which was filed by Pasadena lawyer Okorie Okorocha--is brimming with details, absurdities, and belly laughs, here are some highlights:
* When he got into Travolta’s car, the masseur spotted Trojan condoms in the vehicles console and saw what “appeared to be 2 or 3 wrappers from chocolate cake packages on the floor of the SUV.” While these cakes were not further described, Travolta once told a TV interviewer that his favorite snack was chocolate cake.
* After entering the bungalow, Travolta and the masseur were greeted by an “overweight black man preparing hamburgers.” The man--who “meekly” said “Hey” to Travolta and the masseur--appeared to be a professional chef judging from his “skill and dexterity in food preparation. [The chef herein appears to be based on the “South Park” character voiced by Isaac Hayes. The late R&B singer/Scientologist famously quit the animated show after an episode lampooning Scientology and Tom Cruise was broadcast.]
* After Travolta “shamelessly stripped naked” in front of him and the chef, the masseur recalled that the actor was “gazing” at him and “appeared to be semi-erect.”

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Quote of the Day: Happy Ending

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:25:00 +0000

"However great the hardship,

pursue with firmness

the happy ending "

~The Tirukkural

A Brief History Of Taboo By Carly Basian

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:06:00 +0000

Ancient Times: Adultery
In Greece, an unfaithful pair was starved to death or dragged by horses. In Egypt, men were castrated and women had their noses severed. Nowadays, there are websites to facilitate adultery.

1100s: Sex for pleasure
At this time, sex wasn’t for pleasure. Lust was considered inappropriate and sinful. Religious leaders encouraged sex solely for procreation and premarital sex was criminalized.

1300s: Homosexuality
Though homosexuality was common in ancient Greece, attitudes shifted drastically. During the Renaissance, men caught engaging in homosexual activity were fined, imprisoned or killed.

1500s: Sodomy
Sodomy was punishable by death in the 16th century, and was illegal well into the 1900s across much of the USA. Canada had similar laws.

1600s: Race and marriage
Many laws in the late 1600s prohibited mixed-race marriages in both Canada and the USA. These laws remained in place until the mid-1900s.

1800s: Masturbation
The Roman Catholic Church stated that orgasm without procreation was as sinful as sodomy and homosexuality. However, self-love is beneficial, as it can lower stress and alleviate menstrual cramps.

2000s: Gender reassignment
Mainstream society was quick to ostracize those who chose to undergo a sex change because they were born with male and female anatomy (intersex) or felt they were born as the wrong sex (trangender). The issue became steeped in controversy at the turn of the millennium, when the Ontario government declared that gender reassignment operations would no longer be covered by OHIP.

The Future: Fetishes
While people are more sexually liberal, many people cannot accept or openly discuss more extreme fetishes. Some of the remaining taboos include erotic asphyxiation, scat play, diaper fetishes, and rape fantasies.

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2012 PGA Merchandise Show - January 25th - 28th - Orlando, Florida

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:24:00 +0000

The 2012 PGA Merchandise Show, held January 26-28, in Orlando, Fla., will welcome some 1,000 top golf companies and brands and more than 40,000 industry professionals from around the world to the industry's 59th annual global summit for the business of golf. Outdoor Demo Day, the world's largest professional golf testing event, tees off the Show on Wednesday, Jan. 25, at the Orange County National Golf Center. During Show days, PGA Professionals, retailers and industry leaders will uncover the latest trends, source the newest golf merchandise, test the latest equipment, learn proven business best practices, network among peers and move forward the business of the game.

Organized in partnership with The PGA of America as a trade-only event, the 2012 PGA Merchandise Show will be held in the Orange County Convention Center ~ 8:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. on Jan. 26-27; and 8:30 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. on Jan. 28. For more information, visit www.pgashow.com.

CONTACT INFORMATION:
PGA Merchandise Show: Sherry Major, (716) 662-3855, smajor@reedexpo.com

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Kitty Kitty Kitty: Late Night at Trustus Theatre

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:25:00 +0000

Kitty, a suicidal housecat, finds his true love in his clone, the first successfully cloned housecat, Kitty Kitty. They give each other hand jobs, but Kitty Kitty doesn't love Kitty back. So Kitty decides to make another clone of himself, the title character Kitty Kitty Kitty. But something goes wrong in the cloning process, and he makes more copies of himself, each one more retarded than the last. The final clone, Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty, communicates in nothing but grunts and yells and drool. "Kitty, Kitty, Kitty" is a comedy about love, unrequited love, regret and hand jobs.

Trustus Theater, 520 Lady Street, Columbia, SC | Reservations (803) 254-9732

All Wednesdays at 7:30pm, All Fridays and Saturdays at 11:15pm

Fetishes Explored in New Exhibition

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:22:00 +0000

Stench of 10 Colognes at 6am in the morning by
artist Dany Penon

Fetishes can be more than toes, feathers, whips and chains, which is why they are the subject of a new art show opening tonight in Hamilton.

The artists’ collective Bermudian Artists Rise Up (BARU) is to explore the unique and sometimes weird world of fetishes in ‘Fetish’.

The art exhibit opens tonight at Terceira Quarterly Associates Architects and Interior Design in Hamilton’s Walker Arcade.

“Members of the group felt that the word fetish evoked all sorts of connotations that would inspire artists to create images that transcended your typical conservative Bermuda art show,” said BARU member Ami Zanders. “The word has many different meanings that go beyond sexual kink, leather and feet. Artists will explore topics such as idol worship, shrunk heads, and the worship of body parts, for example, using various mediums.”

Fetish will feature work by a number of artists including Keitha Bassett, Dany Pen, Summer Wood, Calix Smith, Alexandra Mosher, Chris Mahoney, Davika Hill, Manuel Palacio, Ms Zanders, Milton Hill, Tricia Abbott Walters, Lisa Woodley, Vanessa Richmond and Mark Henderson.

BARU got its start from a Facebook page created by artist Calix Smith. The page was designed as a forum for progressive local visual and performing artists to share ideas as well as to promote their projects.

Since its inception a year ago the group has grown to 172 members and has put on the art exhibits such as Not Your Nana’s Art Show, and the MAD show. Fetish will be their final show for the year.

Tonight’s opening is from 6pm to 8pm. The show can also be seen Monday to Friday from 9am to 5pm through December 18. For more information see BARU’s Facebook page.

Pic of the Day: "I'll Chew You Up and Spit You Out!"

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:17:00 +0000

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Pic of The Day: Sensual Nipple Massage

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:05:00 +0000

SENSUAL NIPPLE MASSAGE

The most sensual and seductive move in Pro Wrestling to date

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In Erotica: Tart Cards

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 13:14:00 +0000

We hope you enjoy this set of kinky and humorous "Tart Cards" from London in the early 90's. Placed in phone booths across the city, the cards advertise the various services of local call girls, including hanky spanky, pain and pleasure, and correction for naughty boys.

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41st Annual South Florida International Auto Show

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 12:02:00 +0000

October 28th - November 6, 2011

Miami Beach Convention Center

In 1971, Datsun introduced the 240Z, gasoline was 36 cents a gallon and the South Florida International Auto Show launched its first exhibition. Today, this same auto show is recognized as one of the largest and most prestigious in the nation.

Serving as a venue for national product introductions, the auto show showcases more than 1,000 new car, truck, van and SUV models from more than 40 of the world's leading manufacturers - a sight auto enthusiasts wait all year to see.

The auto show celebrates 41 years. Always a main attraction, this year's Ride & Drive events, including the highly anticipated Camp Jeep, will be sure to bring in the more than 665,000 people visiting the auto show each year. The show's financial impact on the local economy is estimated at over $50 million.

Win an all new Chevy Sonic at the South Florida International Auto Show!

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52nd Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 15:23:00 +0000

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, the "Yachting Capital of the World" will host the 52nd Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show on October 27-31, 2011. Show exhibits range from yacht builders and designers to exotic cars and brokerage yachts. A wide variety of boats and sea vessels will be on display including runabouts, sportfishers, high performance boats, center consoles, cabin cruisers, flats boats, skiffs, express cruisers, sailing yachts, motor yachts, bowriders, catamarans, ski boats, jet boats, trawlers, inflatables, canoes, and extraordinary superyachts.

Covering six locations and over 3 million square feet of space, the show's transportation network of bus shuttles, water taxis, and riverboats ensures attendees can easily navigate the boat show and its expansive waterways system. Added attractions include The Blue Wild Dive Show, IGFA's School of Sportfishing and Hook the Future's Kids Fishing Clinics.

BOAT SHOW SCHEDULE:
October 27-31, 2011

Prime Time Preview:
Thurs. Oct 27, 10am - 7pm

General Admission:
Fri. Oct 28, 10am - 7pm
Sat. Oct 29, 10am - 7pm
Sun. Oct 30, 10am - 7pm
Mon. Oct 31, 10am - 5pm

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In Erotica: Nylon Fetish

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 12:21:00 +0000

Mike S. Mall is a Swedish comics artist and painter who uses oil painting to render highly detailed and gorgeously composed fetish art, focusing mainly on the smooth lines of nylons and the severe yet sexy silhouette of high heels. Mall's glamorous and idealized conception of the nylon fetish certainly helps us understand its worldwide appeal.

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Pic of the Day: Shoe Fetish

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:01:00 +0000

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Pics of the Day: Sensual Masssage by Remel

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 13:17:00 +0000

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Mommie Queerest

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 13:07:00 +0000

Mommy Queerest

Mr. Joan Crawford

By Penn Bullock

After the death of legendary actress Joan Crawford, her daughter published a book that has gone down as one of the most unflattering tell-alls in history. Cristina Crawford alleged that her mother was an alcoholic, ruthlessly careerist and abusive, capable of attempted strangling, and prone to raging out when finding her clothes on ordinary wire hangers. She was also allegedly a bisexual sex fiend. The veracity of the daughter's account, Mommie Dearest, is disputed to this day. Now, on the 30th anniversary of the cult film adaptation starring Faye Dunaway, the sordid tale is getting a new treatment.

Mommie Queerest is an LA Weekly award-winning play that envisions Joan Crawford as a secret transsexual, a fact her daughter is trying to flash to the world. It's coming through South Florida on a national tour. A male actor with a striking resemblance to the already mannish-looking Crawford will star alongside three other men at the cozy, crazy Empire Stage (1140 N. Flagler Drive, Fort Lauderdale).

The play premieres at 8 p.m. Thursday and runs through August 28. Tickets cost $25. Free wine. Call 954 678-1496, or visit empirestage.com.

Pic of the Day: Free Erotic Massage

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 12:52:00 +0000

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The Kinky States of America

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:02:00 +0000

Artist R. Luke DuBois spent a long time trolling dating sites from Match to AdultFriendFinder and turned adjectives e-love-seekers use to describe themselves into all kinds of useful maps, organized by states and NYC zip codes. Looks like “XXX” and “PhD” are hot in Queens, “Hustler” and “PMS” are big in the Bronx and Manhattan is all about “Luxury” and “Brunch.”

“A More Perfect Union,” R. Luke DuBois, Jan 13 – Feb 19, Bitforms Gallery, NYC

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'Mile High Kit' Provides Pleasure in the Skies

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:42:00 +0000

-Monica Garske

Having sex on an airplane may sound risque, but getting your jollies in the skies doesn't have to be as wild as it seems. In fact, you can be downright discreet about it.

That's the idea, at least, behind the Mile High Intimacy Kits created by Seattle-based entrepreneur Ted Youngs.

The kits -- packaged in subtle, travel-ready boxes -- contain everything a jet-setter could ever want or need for a quickie, spur-of-the-moment tryst aboard an airplane. The main selling point is that the kits are so inconspicuous, no one would ever have to know your naughty intentions.

At a glance, the boxes look like something you'd keep your toothbrush or toiletries in. But dig deeper inside and it soon becomes clear that you're planning to do much more than just tend to your personal hygiene in the skies.

Let's take a look at the contents, shall we?

The smaller "Tease" kit, designed to fit comfortably into a coat pocket or clutch purse, comes with lubricant, two condoms, a "whisper-quiet" massager and a tiny lipstick mirror.

The more deluxe "Seduce" intimacy kit -- probably better suited for a carry-on bag -- includes double the sexy swag, featuring scented cloths, breath mints, a blindfold, a pocket mirror and an ever-so-discreet "Do Not Disturb" door-hanger.

Lifting a divider reveals another kinky compartment boasting bottles of lubricant and massage oil, a "whisper-quiet" massager, a feather tickler, a pleasure ring and three condoms.

Sounds like an awfully busy flight.

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Venus in Fur on Broadway

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 18:03:00 +0000

Critically acclaimed as “90 minutes of good, kinky, fun!” by The New York Times, VENUS IN FUR makes its Broadway premiere at MTC. Tony Award nominee Nina Arianda in her phenomenal breakout performance as ‘Vanda,’ is a preternaturally talented young actress determined to land the lead in a new play based on the classic erotic novel, Venus in Fur. Her emotionally charged audition for Thomas, the play’s adapter/director, becomes an electrifying game of cat and mouse blurring the lines between fantasy and reality, seduction and power, love and sex. This dazzling new play is written by theatrical mastermind David Ives, and directed by Tony Award winner Walter Bobbie. Casting for the role of Thomas will be announced in the coming weeks.

VENUS IN FUR will begin performances Thursday, October 13 at MTC’s Samuel J. Friedman Theatre (261 West 47th Street) in a limited engagement. A November opening night for the production will be announced shortly.

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Fetishes: Real People With Strange Habits

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 15:31:00 +0000

Fetishes (1996)

Nick Broomfield and a documentary crew visit Pandora's Box, an up-scale house of bondage on Manhattan's Fifth Avenue, where clients pay $175 an hour to be subservient to mistresses. Mistresses talk about their craft; a few clients, usually masked, are interviewed as well. Then, the camera watches sessions organized around fetishes: rubber, wrestling, corporal punishment, masochism, and infantilism. Mistress Raven, the owner of Pandora's Box, explains that pain need not be part of the subservient experience: it is, at its root, a transfer of power. After their session has ended, clients talk about how drained, relaxed, relieved, and at peace they are.

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After watching the documentary, come let me know if you enjoyed it on my new fetish phone sex line. Is there something that piqued your interest or something you'd like to explore? Contact me and let's chat about it.

For the kinksters who are interested in setting up an appointment for their fetish and fantasy role play session, call me at (954) 247-4172 today. Please let me know in advance if you think your session would involve time for preparation. As usual, you're welcome to bring your own toys and props as you so choose.

Sensual Massage, Body Rubs and Fetish-Fantasy

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 18:40:00 +0000

Work out the kinks, add a little kink... or both? Whadda ya' think?

My unique and customized sensual massage, erotic body rub and fetish/fantasy role play sessions are well suited for the gentleman who not only seeks a little TLC and stress relief for his tired, weary and exhausted body but also for the one who desires to submit to the kinky fantasies he has suppressed or often enjoys.

Simply put, there's something so very magical that happens when the natural transformation from a Goddess with an angelic touch, who delivers the ultimate in blissful relaxation sessions, evolves into a sensual and stern seductress who will demand, tease and tantalize your mind and body to an uncontrollable frenzy. Surely, that would be something that you wouldn't miss the opportunity of witnessing firsthand?

You may choose to pair your fetish request(s) with a massage or plan a session devoted solely to finding a fulfilling release to your fetish(es) and fantasies.

I offer light to mild fetish and fantasy sessions with my fetish massage. Your sessions may include props and you are free to bring your own if you so choose.

Here is a list of few of the props I use with my Hot Chakras Whatever Your Fetish Massage:

Role play/Dress Up: (sexy sergeant, stripper, school girl, belly dancer, french maid, garters, fishnets, stockings, panythose, high heels, wigs, leather, lingerie, etc.)
Toys: (dildo, cat 'o nine whip, vibrator, feathers, blindfold, ticklers, paddle, silk scarf)

Although newbies are welcomed and embraced, my individual domination sessions are a bit more for the true kinksters and those sessions range from prostate /arse play to forced feminization . My Fetish Site has more detailed information about the domination sessions so take a moment to browse the list before calling.

I offer my fetish fantasy sessions at a private and discreet residence in the Ft. Lauderdale area and out-call to upscale locations in the Ft. Lauderdale, Miami and West Palm Beach areas. I'm available seven (7) days a week with short advance notice.

If you believe one of your sessions needs a little time for preparation, please let me know in advance.

Come and explore your secret fantasies with me. I will not judge you, I will only encourage you. Make your appointment today by calling Davina at (954) 247-4172.

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Favorite Fetish Lyrics: "My Obsession" by Cinema Bizarre

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:37:00 +0000

MISTRESS DAVINA
Your Favorite Fetish Mistress

If you want me to listen whisper
If you want me to run just walk
Wrap your name in lace and leather
I can hear you
You don't need to talk

Let us make thousand mistakes
Cause we will never learn

You're my obsession
My fetish, my religion
My confusion, my confession
The one I want tonight
You are my obsession
The question and conclusion
You are, you are, you are
My fetish you are

You can kiss me with your torture
Tie me up to golden chains
Leave me begging undercover
Wrong or right
It's all a role play

Come and explore.

You will be not judged but encouraged.

Now is the time to finally live out those fantasies and secret desires you've been supressing.

Make your appointment today!
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noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 12:13:00 +0000

"Ebony massage with extras [naïve] what could this mean *casually enters building*"

Funny TV Scripts: Seinfeld - The Note (George Gets a Massage)

noreply@blogger.com (Hot Chakras) — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 11:23:00 +0000

(NEW SCENE): George and Elaine are at the physical therapist's office.

George: We have three-o'clock appointments.

Receptionist: George and Elaine, right? Could you fill these out for me please? And Elaine, you'll be seeing Julianna, and George, you'll be with Raymond.

George: Excuse me, did you say 'Raymond'?
Receptionist: Yes.

George: But, uh, Raymond is a man.

Receptionist: That's right.

George sits down slowly, letting this sink in.

George: I can't get a massage from a man.

Elaine: Why not?

George: What, are you crazy? I can't have a man touching me. Switch with me.

Elaine: No, I don't want the man either.

George: What's the difference, you're a woman. They're supposed to be touching you.

Elaine: He'd just be touching your back.

George: He'd just be touching your back too.

Elaine: No, it could get sexual.

George: I know. That's the point. If it's gonna get sexual, it should get sexual with you.

Elaine: I wouldn't be comfortable.

George: I would? What if something happens?

Elaine: What could happen?

George: What if it felt good?

Elaine: It's supposed to feel good.

George: I don't want it to feel good.

Elaine: Then why get the massage?

George: Exactly!

A man walks up dressed in white.

Raymond: George?

George: Yes?

Raymond: I'm Raymond.

George: Hello.

Raymond: Are you ready?

George gets up cautiously and walks with Raymond.

(NEW SCENE) George is on the table getting a massage from Raymond. George appears extremely uncomfortable.

Raymond: ...And then Julianna asked me if I wanted to join her here in the
office.

George: Really.

Raymond: I used to be a flight attendant.

George: Oh boy.

Raymond: Ya know, why don't you open those pants, it's gonna be a lot easier that way.

George loosens his pants, Raymond grabs them and yanks then down his hips then starts massaging his lower back.

Raymond: So what do you do?

George: What?

Raymond: I said, 'What do you do?'.

George: I don't know.

Raymond: You don't know what you do?

George: Nah.

Raymond: Oh, come on. Hey, you're very tense.

George: Coffee. Too much coffee.

Raymond: Okay, just take off those pants now, I'll work the hamstring.

George: Oh, the hamstring's fine.

Raymond: But you wrote that it was tender.

George: I wrote. Pfft, *I* wrote.

Raymond: I'll check it out.

George: Are you sure?

Raymond: Yeah, take 'em off.

George gets up to remove his pants, he looks over and sees Raymond rubbing his hands with oil. Nervous, George pulls his pants down and climbs back on the table. As soon as Raymond touches his leg, George becomes rigid with discomfort.

Raymond: How did you hurt this?

George: I don't know.

Raymond: You don't know?

George: No.

Raymond: But you just told me--

George: Korea.

Raymond: You hurt it in Korea?

George: What?

Raymond: The hamstring.

George: Korea.

Raymond: How?

George: Hamstring.

Raymond: How did you hurt the hamstring?

George: Hotel.

(NEW SCENE) Elaine is in the waiting room, George walks out very slowly, he appears positively shell-shocked.

Elaine: How'd it go? George?

George walks right out the door, ignoring Elaine.

(NEW SCENE) Jerry's apartment, Jerry is on the phone.

Jerry: No appointments at all? Because my neck is still tight. What about Thursday? And Friday? Oh boy. Okay, thanks anyway.

George enters acting nervous.

Jerry: What's with you?

George: A...

Jerry: Yes, A...?

George: A man gave me...

Jerry: Yes, a man gave you...?

George: A man gave me... a massage.

Jerry: So?

George: So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...

Jerry: He was what?!

George: He was... touching and rubbing.

Jerry: That's a massage.

George: And then I took my pants off.

Jerry: You took your pants off?

George: For my hamstring.

Jerry: Oh.

George: He got about two inches from... there.

Jerry: Really?

George: I think it moved.

Jerry: Moved?

George: It may have moved, I don't know.

Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.

George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.

Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other side.

George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.

Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?

George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.

Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of contact.

George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?

Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.

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Episode No. 18
pc: 301, season 3, episode 1
Broadcast date: September 18, 1991