A Herd of Turtles

Sort of like an iceberg isn't it ?

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This guy really gets into his job !

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Waitin' for the 9:10 to Harlem !

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Come to papa !

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Ya think he has to pick lint out of his mouth ?

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I don't think she's very happy !

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Costume Jewelry !

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Thank you Hussein!

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Happy Veteran's Day...First Strike !

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Out Motherf**king standing !

Hitlery or Michelle ?

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Now they add security at Ft. Hood !

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Second in command...God help us !

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We don't have any stinking Swine Flu !

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I think I saw her at 7-11 today !

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Will it ever be this easy again ?......Hell no !

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Nasty Slut !

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Little Red Riding Hood !

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Watch this by yourself first

Circle Flies !

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A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

Drunken Sot !

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Lunchtime in the animal kingdom Pt.2 !

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Happy Birthday to the USMC !

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Mexican Recliners !

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I'm Baaaaaaack !

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I would like to thank Bright House Networks for finally getting off their asses and getting me back online. Too bad it took four f**king days !

The story of the bullfrog !

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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog..

They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said...

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...

No More blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off! ..

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again..

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'

Only in Texas !

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