A Little Something About Nothing

Moving Computer Programming Content

2009-06-30T01:21:00.001-04:00

I started this blog thinking about posting Technical Articles. The focus would be around Programming in .NET and other Technologies.

Over time I found myself too busy to blog so I mostly Tweet on Twitter.

A lot of times I found myself just posting jokes or rambling rants here so I decided to keep it that way.

"A Little Something About Nothing" will continue as it is, a blog about nothing. Whatever I decide to post here will get posted when I get time. This could be anything... jokes, news or just general rants.

All of my Programming or Technical related posts will now go to my new blog:

KevinDarty.NET

I opted to go with a .NET Domain as my primary focus is with Microsoft .NET Technologies, including cross-platform Development using Mono and C#

For my followers who are also Bloggers, you might be interested in where I have hosted my new blog.

I considered just using Google's Blogger as that is where this one is parked and it suits me well.

A lot of people are using WordPress these days and their are tons of Themes and Widgets for it but it doesn't work well for hosting on your own domain, that is unless you actually pay for a Hosting Service, install WordPress and run it all on your own. Well, that costs money, something I don't have much of.

So one day I sort of stumbled into Tumblr

I really like Tumblr as it was designed to deal with all sorts of media. You want to post a video? Most likely it is not hosted by you... probably YouTube or Vimeo. Just copy/paste the URL into a new Video Post and Tumblr will figure out what to do to embed the Video right on your site. That's right, no futzing around with HTML or Scripts, just copy/paste a URL and you are done.

The same applies for posting Photos and Music. Each are equally easy to do.

Tumblr also is RSS Feed Friendly. By this I mean that if you want to syndicate content to your blog from somewhere else, just add a Feed and you are in business.

I played around with it for a while and then made the easy switch to hosting it on my new domain. I bought the domain for only $7.95 for a year so not much to put out for what I now get out of it with Tumblr.

Setting up Tumblr to use your own domain or sub-domain is relatively painless. You simply login to your Domain Registrar's web site, go into the DNS Entry Administration and simply change out the A Record to point to Tumblr's IP Address. Once that change takes affect (from minutes to hours to days, mine took a couple of hours) you can tell Tumblr to use your Domain and you are in business.

All in all, I am happy with Tumblr and will be posting all my Technical/Programming Articles there.

Check it out, follow me or subscribe to my Blog Feed to keep up with my posts.

Enjoy :)

The Pasta Diet

2009-03-17T12:38:00.001-04:00

Here's another one from an Email I received recently. -Enjoy :-)

' The Pasta Diet '

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Good-Bye Mom

2009-01-21T11:48:00.001-05:00

A Friend of mine Emailed this one to me so I thought I would share with everyone.

I hope this touches you the way it touched me!

GOOD-BYE MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,

'I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son.'

He answered, 'That's okay.' 'I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.'

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, 'Good-bye, Mom.'

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

'That comes to $121.85,' said the clerk.

'How come so much? I only bought 5 items..'

The clerk replied, 'Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too.'

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

GOTCHA!

Fireworks Now And Then (aka I'm Old)

2008-12-31T23:09:00.004-05:00

On this New Years Eve as I sit in my house with my faithful dog cowering behind my computer desk in fear from all the loud noise from the obscene amount of fireworks outside, I am reminded of the fact that Fireworks are indeed illegal.

I know I'm getting old when I say this, but when I was a kid, you got small firecrackers or bottle rockets (if you were lucky) and sparklers and you were happy. Fireworks were illegal due to safety concerns.

Now, there is a Fireworks store/tent setup on every other corner and some actual Fireworks stores that stay open 365 Days out of the year. Keep in mind that the laws haven't changed, Fireworks are still illegal but our very own government has created a massive loophole to allow the sale of pretty much any form of "fireworks" one may desire.

This loophole says that it is not illegal to sell Fireworks, it is just illegal to use Fireworks. However, there is one provision which makes using Fireworks perfectly legal. The one caveat, you have to be a "Farmer". Yes, our government has decided that "Farmers" may have the need for deadly explosives to fend off dangerous rodents which may destroy their crops.

When you go to a Fireworks store or road stand, you can buy wondrous things that are as powerful and at times even more impressive than what you may see at a "Professional" Fireworks Display. All you have to do is sign a little form that says "I am a Farmer".

Keep in mind, that it is illegal for non-farmers to actually use Fireworks but that is the brilliant part about the "loophole", nobody checks.

That's right, you can set off a Fireworks Display in your very own front yard that rivals that "pro" Fireworks Display downtown and no cops will ever come to verify that you are a "farmer" and attempting to use the Fireworks to fend off rodents. Sure, your neighbors may get upset and they may even call the Police but nothing will ever happen.

This just doesn't seem right. I remember once when I was 10 years old I was foolishly playing outside on July 4th with a friend that had a miniature gun powder cannon. It was about a foot long, nothing big. We fired it off and then instantly a Cop showed up to warn us of the laws we were breaking. Being kids and stupid, we did it again later and yet another Police Officer showed up to make sure we understood the laws.

Today, that just doesn't happen. I could stand outside with a Roman Candle in my hand and put myself in the Hospital and never so much as get a warning or worse, a ticket for the violation.

Am I getting old and losing my sense of adventure? Maybe, but a law is a law. If we casually turn the other way and toss in "loopholes" to make ourselves feel better about lawbreakers, where will that end?

Every year Fireworks use grows more and more around July 4th, Christmas and New Years. And every year more and more people end up in the Emergency Room because they were drunk, stupid and shooting off Fireworks.

Fireworks are so easy to purchase and obviously cheap because around my house people start shooting off Fireworks anywhere from 1 to 2 weeks before a holiday and continue shooting them off for the next 1 to 2 weeks following the holiday.

I remember a story from New Years a couple years back where a friend of mine couldn't get to sleep because it was 3:30am in the morning and some fool was shooting off Fireworks like there was no tomorrow. After walking around the neighborhood it was discovered that some guy was sitting out in his driveway completely drunk shooting off Fireworks and he had absolutely no idea what time it was. He didn't even have friends or family around him.

Am I making too big of a deal about this? Maybe so but again, if the government is going to create a Law they shouldn't follow that up with a loophole that allows any idiot to go blow his paycheck on explosives and beer.

That's my rant for the Evening.... Happy New Year

Give Me The Good Stuff

2008-11-17T10:39:00.004-05:00

So I went to the break room here at work this morning and while I was waiting on my coffee, I opted to check out the vending machine.

The service people had refreshed it's contents over the weekend.

I look around for a Snickers Bar but none can be found and then just before giving up, I notice a pack of Skittles with a Twix Bar behind it and then directly behind the Twix, you guessed it, the beloved Snickers Bar.

Why oh why must they torture me by hiding what I want behind assorted snacks?

Not that I really wanted a Snickers this early in the day but its the principle of the thing

I think I should go buy all three and take the Skittles and Twix Bar up to the front desk and ask for my money back since I only wanted the Snickers because as you know, "Snickers really satisfies"

People Say The Darndest Things (Ignorance Is Bliss)

2008-11-16T22:22:00.002-05:00

I spent a good part of the day at the Mall with my family today. It was crowded as you would expect for the weekend but even crowded as we are getting close to Christmas as well.

As we turned one corner a young man walked by wearing an Obama "Hope" T-Shirt. As we passed I noticed that the people behind us mentioned the shirt and proceeded to talk about the election and in particular the one woman was telling the other why she voted for McCain.

The one woman said "I really like everything Obama says and I believe he would be a good President but he supports Gay Marriage and last term abortions".

I could tell right away this woman was a firm church goer and thus had had her feelings on such subjects molded for her by the church. Don't get me wrong, I am a religious man myself but I know how hard the Church works to make their parishioners believe everything they do is a sin. I stopped going to church at the age of 15 because the Church I went to taught it's congregation that rock music was the work of the Devil. I'm just not that stupid. I started attending Church again at age 30 but much wiser and able to take from it what I want.

Gay Marriage is huge for the church. I'm sure everyone reading this has probably seen the outcome of the votes for Amendment 8, 2 and 1. All of these and other affected Gay rights throughout the United States.

The one thing homophobic people just don't seem to understand is that "gay" people aren't taught to be gay. It isn't something they "learn" and it isn't some sort of weird "behavior" they somehow pick up from being around "gay" people.

Homosexuality is something a person is born into. It is in their genes. Just as you and I were born male or female, homosexuals are born bearing the likeness of one sex but the genes of another. While heterosexual men and women grow up with an instinctual affection for members of the opposite sex, homosexuals grow up with those same feelings but for members of their own sexual.

Are such feelings right or wrong? As far as I'm concerned, it's not up to you nor I to decide.

I share the same feelings about abortion.

John McCain and the Republican party spent a lot of time and money throughout the election campaign to twist Barack Obama's words and his political actions throughout the years to make him out to be some sort of monster that favors last term abortions (late abortions).

Hearing people like those I heard today stating this as a reason for not voting for Obama lead me to search for answers again.

FactCheck.org has a good article listing the facts from all sides but alas it doesn't really come to any final conclusion. To say the least, Barack Obama's voting patterns in relation to Abortion and so-called "born alive" legislature has lead many to wonder what side Obama stands on.

In every case though, if you look closer at the actual laws being voted in, Obama's votes do seem to make sense. Barack Obama is Pro-Choice. While a lot of evangelicals and specifically Pro-Life (anti-abortion) activists falsely accuse Pro-Choice supporters of being "pro-abortion" this preposterous statement couldn't be further from the truth.

Pro-Choice in no way means a support for abortion. On the contrary, being a Pro-Choice supporter, I can say with all sincerity that I have never heard a Pro-Choice supporter say "yes, abortion is great". We are Pro-Choice meaning that we believe everyone has the right to choose for themselves. This goes along with my beliefs about homosexuality. You and only you can make such decisions. While a homosexual may be born homosexual, they could choose the easy route in life and try to "be straight" but they prefer to be themselves, homosexual, even though they know this is not the "preferred" way of living. The same goes for Pro-Choice when it comes to abortion. It would be easy to just say "no, abortion is not right, I shouldn't even think of such a thing, what would my friends think".

To be Pro-Choice means that you support the idea that a woman has a choice in her own life. It does NOT mean that you support abortion, it just means you support a woman's rights.

How would you feel if you went to buy a big SUV and were turned away because you were single and didn't have children? That's not right. What if you were told that you couldn't buy that new shirt, shoes or jeans you have been eyeing or maybe you were told you couldn't date that cute girl you have got the hots for "just because"?

Of course, none of that would be fair to you. You should have the right to do whatever you want to do within the extents of the law of course.

The problem with abortion is that certain people, usually evangelicals and religious extremists want to paint homosexuality and abortion in as grave sins against humanity. Churches use the bible citing passages from its texts that do not really discuss homosexuality or abortion but they are twisted to sound as if they do to "control" and "mold" the thoughts of their congregations.

The anti-gay rights laws that were voted in recently were all heavily funded by Churches, all of which claim Tax Exemption but yet they all used the money taken in from their congregation to push State Government agendas. If anything, these laws should be retracted due to the illegality of the pretense of the Church interfering with State issues.

In terms of Barack Obama's voting record and his views on abortion one has to understand the ideas of Pro-Choice. As stated above, being "pro-choice" does not mean "pro-abortion", it simply means you support the right to make one's own decisions. Here lies the answer to why and how Obama has cast his vote over the years.

Barack Obama supports a woman's right to choose when it comes to abortion. He also supports a Doctor's right to perform abortions as to do otherwise would restrict a woman's options when making such a choice. While Obama also supports "born alive" legislature, when the underlying laws would restrict a woman's rights or would in some way prohibit the practice of abortion, Obama always votes for the side of the woman and her choice. This may mean voting against "born alive" laws but when doing so protects a woman's right of choice, that is what Obama will do.

Just as Amendment 2 in Florida included verbiage to not only restrict Gay Marrige, burried deep within its text was verbiage to prohibit any sort of unions including "civil unions" that are popular among the elderly and youth alike. There are many couples that never actually fill out the paperwork to say they are "married" by law or church, they live in "civil unions". Many senior citizens live out the remainder of their lives in such "civil unions". The state and the evangelical backers specifically reduced the summary text for this bill disguising it as an anti-gay marriage bill and it easily passed. This and other similar laws voted in throughout the United States have now restricted the rights of Homosexuals everywhere. To make matters worse, in Arkansas, their new laws even prohibit gay couples from adopting children so immediately following the vote, children were torn away from their adoptive parents only to put them back in the system, many now of which are older and have a lower chance of being adopted any time soon.

These new anti-gay laws voted in across the country are just a precursor to anti-abortion and thus anti-choice laws as well.

I believe a lot of people that believed that Barack Obama would be a better President than John McCain voted for McCain not because they really liked him or Sarah Palin but just because they are homophobic and do not understand what "Pro-Choice" really means nor what Barack Obama's views on such topics really are. Senator McCain and the GOP worked hard at spinning these topics in angles to make people believe what they wanted them to. Much like the ancient Jedi Mind Tricks only work on the weak minded, the same goes for the lies spun by the Church and the Republican Party.

Many evangelicals and religious zealots believe that Obama's Presidency is the sign of bleak times for the United States. In South Carolina, a Catholic Priest actually told his congregation that if they voted for Barack Obama that they should not take communion because they have committed a great sin toward humanity.

Priest to Parishioners: No Communion for Obama Voters

I ask you, what is more sinful, voting for a candidate you believe in or using your power as a man of the cloth to make your parishioners feel guilty because of their choice?

The 2008 Election Campaign was an extremely ugly one and mostly due in part to the actions of GOP candidates John McCain and Sarah Palin. The amount of filth and out right lies extolled from their mouths is what cost them the election but for some reason, their supporters still do not understand that.

This leads to another discussion on Racism in America. Stay tuned later this week as I take us down a dangerous trail we as a nation are leading as we head back into the hatred and racism of the 60's.

An Open Letter To The Red States

2008-11-03T08:21:00.005-05:00

Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii , Oregon , Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. It may even include Florida and Ohio , they are seriously considering it. We've given them until Nov. 4th to decide. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country. Since we're dropping the middle states we're calling it United America, or simply the U.A.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. You can take Ted Nugent. We're keeping Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel. You get WorldCom and Enron. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get Ole' Miss. We get Harvard and 85 percent of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to try to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms, and the highest concentration of pregnant unwed teenagers. Please be aware that the U.A. will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, really we do, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. We'd rather spend it on taking care of sick people, and educating our children.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, most of the right-wing fringe types that believe the earth is only 6000 years old, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy Redies believe you are people with higher morals then we Bluies..

Peace out,

Blue States

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Disclaimer: This is not an original work from me but something that has been floating around for a while so I thought I would share it on my blog

Appalled by the Ignorance

2008-10-22T08:13:00.002-04:00

This morning on the way to work as I made the turn from John Young onto LB McCloud, my chin literally dropped at the insanely large number of "Vote YES On 2" signs blanketing the grounds around this entire area.

I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, after all, this is the location of the largest Baptist Church in Orange County. It is one of those obscenely large evangelical churches that broadcasts their services on TV telling everyone how their money will help them "spread the word". Scary place.

Even with that said though, it just amazes me to see how ignorant people can be. Amendment Number 2 as these signs are referring to will put into law something that will greatly harm everyone. While the religious right likes to focus on the glaringly homophobic "Anti-Gay Marriage" aspects of this amendment, this bill also affects heterosexual unions as well.

Florida tried this very same bill in the last election and it didn't pass. At that time the wording on the ballot covered both the "Anti-Gay Marriage" aspects as well as the parts affecting heterosexual unions and thus most people realized how dumb this bill was. This time the religious right has shaped the summary of the bill listed on the ballot to only include the "Anti-Gay Marriage" verbiage. I find this to be a travesty because it is certain that the uninformed will vote YES without fully realizing the implications of their vote.

Voting YES on Amendment 2 affects "Gay Marriage" but it also affects the ever popular "Civil Unions" among Heterosexuals. Times aren't want they used to be and a lot of people are choosing not to get married. It isn't that they don't love their Significant Other, it is just that they have lived through Divorce in their family and maybe even been through a Divorce of their own and don't want to risk making such a "mistake". Instead of "sealing the deal" in the church or through the court, these people live happily together as if they were married. While Florida doesn't have laws to protect "Civil Unions", the Healthcare system does and in the past such recognition by the healthcare system has helped in legal battles where "rights" were in question.

Voting YES on Amendment 2 will completely remove any "right" you may have where your Significant Other is concerned. That's right, if your SO ends up in the hospital and it is a life and death situation and no blood relatives are around to "make the decisions", you will NOT be given that right. Even when a blood relative is around, you will NOT have the "rights" to protect your loved one. Here in Florida we watched in the past few years as a young woman lane in her hospital bed in a vegetative state. She had already discussed on numerous occasions with her Significant Other that she did not want to be kept alive in a vegetative state if that ever happened and she left it up to him to protect her. The only problem is that her parents stepped in and would not let go. Ultimately the judicial system ruled that her Significant Other had the "rights" to carry out her wishes. Under Amendment 2, such "rights" will be revoked.

Ask yourself, who knows better, the person that you have been living with for the last 15 years or your parents who live in a different state or even a different country and rarely visit?

Amendment 2 also harms our senior citizens. So many seniors these days find themselves lonely after their spouse passes away and many live in "Civil Unions". They may never "make it official" but the love is still there. These seniors would find that they too have no "rights" under Amendment 2.

Don't be fooled, this isn't a "Gay" thing, it is much more.

Get informed and do the right thing as you head out to vote.

Google Chrome - Another Missed Opporunity?

2008-09-02T21:37:00.005-04:00

Google released their very own Web Browser today, September 2, 2008.

Google Chrome is the name. Not quite sure how the word "chrome" fits in with the title but unlike the visions of shiny chrome that may come to mind, Google Chrome still needs some buffing around the edges.

The concept of Google Chrome is very novel and a long time coming. We have seen the focus on speed from browsers like Firefox 3 and Opera but no browser has focussed specifically on Web 2.0 Application Technologies such as those used in Google Apps, Digg or the like.

As anyone knows from trying to surf heavy JavaScript (i.e. Web 2.0) web sites on an iPhone or iTouch, Safari will go down faster than Sarah Palin's daughter. Heavy JavaScript laden web sites tend to choke web browsers. Fortunately, Firefox has made great strides in improving the user's experience with such sites and they have worked hard at handling multiple Browser Tabs but their approach may not be the best.

This is where the concept behind Google Chrome paths the way for a better browser.

You can read more about these concepts here.

Google is attempting to give the user a web browser that is fully cognizant of process threading, process encapsulation and a level of system error handling that is usually expected with an Operating System but not really talked about in terms of a Web Browser.

Web Browsers such as Firefox and Internet Explorer still make use of a single process thread for all browser Tabs but as we have seen with Firefox 3, they have managed to reduce Memory Load with their latest efforts.

When you run Chrome you will find a new process instance of "Chrome.exe" for every Tab you have open. The nice thing about this concept is that if one Tab is behaving badly it doesn't take the whole browser down. As the system is still new, this hasn't truly been the case but is a good goal.

Let's take a look at Google Chrome:

As you can see by the User Interface, it doesn't follow a traditional "Windows" UI. It doesn't make use of the Operating System Window "frame" which makes me wonder how it will look on Linux and Mac OS X. It has the standard "windows" like Minimize, Maximize and Close buttons in the top-right. I'm not sure if this will be the same on all flavors of Linux and their multiple window layout managers or Mac OS X. Utilizing the same UI across each Operating System would make sense in one respect but there is such a thing as "fitting in" and while Chrome does look decent on Windows, it would stick out like a sore thumb on Mac OS X with this UI.

You may have noticed the Tabs at the top of the browser. Yes, they are above the "address bar" thus signifying that each tab is it's own "browser window". Most other Tabbed Browsers have the tabs listed below the "address bar" but oddly enough, the contents of the "address bar" change as you switch between tabs. This is a welcome change and it fosters the idea that a Tab is a browser process instance in itself and not just a different "tab". Each "tab" is specific to its contents as you would expect.

Overall, the layout of the Chrome UI is clean and simple, just as you would expect from Google. However, it does leave you with a bad taste in your mouth. Firefox users are used to being pampered with all kinds of FREE Addo-ons (Extensions) while IE has some of its own but Firefox rules the roost there. Oddly enough, Google Chrome doesn't have any Addo-on capabilities with this release.

A really odd thing I have noticed with Chrome is that Google didn't even try to build in the best features of their popular "Google Toolbar".

One feature I really can't live without is Google Bookmarks. I have been using that for years and when I was testing the beta releases of Firefox 3 I felt naked not having Google Toolbar and settled for less than adequate 3rd party Google Bookmarks addons but was exited when Google finally updated their Toolbar. Upon first launch of Google Chrome I just knew I would be asked if I wanted to use Google Bookmarks but alas no. Instead, I was given the ability to import Firefox or Internet Explorer Bookmarks but no Google Bookmarks integration.

For me, this was a big let down and I personally feel it is a missed opportunity for Google.

With that said though, I myself have noticed that while I love Google Bookmarks that that Application doesn't tend to get the love it deserves from Google. In fact, with the last iteration of Google Notebook they failed miserably at integrating Google Bookmarks into Notebook. They did it in a way that makes it seem as if they view Bookmarks as "unfiled notes" which really takes away from the "bookmarks" concept.

I'm not sure if Google is up in the air about the "bookmarks" concept but I still believe this was a missed opportunity.

You may notice in my screenshot that there are icons across the top for Gmail, Google Reader and other Google Apps. Those are just bookmarks imported from Firefox, don't get your hopes up. There is absolutely no integration with any other Google Application within Chrome. Very sad indeed.

I wouldn't want anyone to come away from this article thinking that Google Chrome is no good or that I hate it or something. It is a decent enough browser and does illustrate some new concepts but so far it isn't the pedigree you would expect from Google.

I have read posts on Digg and other sites that Chrome is super FAST. This is just not true. Yes, in some cases it can be fast but so can Firefox. I have tried all of the Google Apps and Digg with Chrome and so far I haven't seen huge increases in speed. Some yes, but nothing to write home about yet.

Google Chrome is definitely something to keep an eye on but so far I would say it is a niche market application and won't be replacing anyone's default browser for now.... especially if you are a Firefox user.

I invite you to give it a try. Take it for a spin and see for yourself.

One word of warning though, WebSense does currently log any and all downloadable Google Applications as "freeware" and thus will block the Google Chrome download at most places of business using WebSense.

Another word of caution is installing on Vista or Server 2008. Most Install Applications these days are "Vista ready" and will notify you when Administrator rights are needed but not Google Chrome. You will get an error during the install even if you are a user within the Admin role. You will need to right-click and select "Run as Administrator" to install Chrome.

Read more about Google Chrome here and download it here.

There are tons of videos here to get you started but be warned they are through YouTube which is typically blocked in most places of business.

Give it a spin, kick the tires and let me know what you think. Don't forget to visit the Google Chrome Help Discussion Group via Google Groups to get help and to help out Google and your other fellow users.

And by the way, this article was authored through the Blogger Web Site using Chrome. And interesting thing to note, upon first login to Blogger, I was presented with an Error message which stated that my browser didn't support JavaScript or Cookies. Go figure :)

You Can Be Replaced - By Chocolate

2008-08-30T09:09:00.002-04:00

Its Saturday morning and I wake up at 7:00am to hear my 2 year old calling out "Mommy, Daddy" so even though I could have used another couple of hours of sleep I get up to go take care of him.

I open up his door and walk in thinking he would be happy to see Daddy but I'm greet with "No, Mommy" over and over and over.

While I attempted to calm my son down all he would do is yell "Mommy, Mommy".

After a good 10 minutes of this my son switches his moaning to "chocolate milk".

So, I get up, take him to the kitchen to fix him up some chocolate milk (Ovaltine of course) and everybody is happy.

The moral of the story... don't kid yourself, you can always be replaced, by chocolate :-)

They Realy Do Walk Among Us - Neighbors

2008-08-29T22:21:00.003-04:00

You may have seen the "chain letter" post I made a few days ago "They Walk Among Us - Here's Your Sign...".

That was not my piece of work but funny nonetheless.

I thought I would write my own "The Walk Among Us" piece tonight to share with you a story about my wacky neighbors.

About 9 months ago my next door neighbor who works in the Lawn Care and Pest Control industry told me that the Lawn Care service he worked for was about to be bought by the company that services my lawn. He went on to tell me he didn't like that company and if this merger did go through he would quit... basically out of foolish pride.

One month later and the Company Truck disappeared. Another month later and his wife whom I have never seen smoke in the 7 years they have lived next door started smoking. I take it she was a little stressed by her husband's foolish antics of quitting a perfectly good job.

Soon after my neighbor has a new job working for a new Pest Control company.

My wife and I talked with our neighbors one day and they went on to tell us about how this area was becoming so dangerous, so violent and way too expensive to live in and how they were going to sell their house and move up to Alabama. They went on to tell us that anyone that would raise a child in Florida needed to have their head examined.

Of course you know as well as I do that the Housing Market isn't its best right now and it probably isn't a good time to try to sell a house.

My neighbors insisted that they had done so many great upgrades to their home that it would sell in less than a month. Well, months later and still nothing... no For Sale sign, no Realtor box on the door. Very curious.

About a month ago my wife runs into our neighbor and she was telling my wife "our house has issues" and went on to explain that due to these "issues" they were having a hard time selling the house.

Let's step back and define these issues as I know them:

New room built within the garage but not taking up the entire garage.
No Permit for room addition in garage
New Swimming Pool
No Permit for the Pool and No Child Safety Gate as require by Florida Law
New Fence
No Permit and Fence sits one foot into my property however my neighbor insists the fence is one foot into his property

You can probably see where they could possibly have some issues here.

Can these issues be remedied? Yes, of course, however, they will need to get City and/or County Inspectors to come out and they will need to pay fines and make any adjustments necessary including the possibility of removing the new structures.

How do you sell a house with "issues"? Well if your my neighbors you default on your Mortgage Payments to force yourself into Foreclosure.

I guess with the housing market being as bad as it is these days and houses being foreclosed left and right my neighbors just assumed this would be a good "out" for them.

So, they went up to Alabama, bought a new house and then just stopped paying the mortgage on the home they are living in.

Already they deserve an "Idiot Sign" but it gets better.

They rented the smallest U-Haul they could get and began making multiple trips back and forth between Florida and Alabama but if that wasn't dumb enough, every time they would pull up to the house to fill it up they would park across the street. They only did this twice but still, dumb.

Did you guess by now that my neighbors may be a little "redneck"? Well, they are and they have the car on cinder blocks in the front yard to prove it.

Well, not cinder blocks but it might as well be.

Two years ago their daughter turned 16 and her grandparents gave her a car. Her parents never let her drive the car so it has just sat in the driveway ever since. Of course the tires developed slow leaks in the Florida heat and so they fill up the tires with air once every other month.

For the past 3 months they have been trying to get it to crank. Yes, leaving a car sitting without ever driving it can have bad affects on the engine :)

So about every other weekend for the past 3 4 months it has been amusing to watch as these yokels will come out, pump the tires up with air and then try to crank the engine. This is usually followed by checking the battery connections then a jump from their other car that never seems to work.

Somehow it just hasn't dawned on them that Gas goes bad over time and what other fluids may have been in there (oil, transmission fluid, etc) has probably since all dried up and gummed up the system. Of course all the seals and gaskets are probably all shot to hell now as well.

The only way that car is going to go anywhere is to have all the seals, gaskets and spark plugs replaced, as well as all fluids (including gas after the old stale stuff is drained of course). Put in a new battery and then pray it will start.

I'm not even a "car guy" and I know that.

So tonight as I am sitting here at almost 11:00pm my yokel neighbors are loading up all the "big things" in the house and trying to sneak out during the night. I assume that "sneaking out" is their plan as they didn't start loading up the truck until 10:00pm. With a 3 day holiday weekend I am sure they could have gotten plenty help and surely better light to do this in the morning.

The funny part is that the U-Haul was sitting there when I got home at 3:45pm so if the plan was to "sneak out in the night" I think they have already failed miserably.

Oh, to make matters worse, they also rented a hitch to tow that car that won't start up with them to Alabama.

Can you believe that? They have had this car for 2 years and it was already an old, used car (late 80's / early 90's Mustang). They have never been successful at getting it to start and now they are going to tow it to their new house in Alabama.

Well, I guess they are moving to the perfect state... they will probably not have an HOA there so putting it up on cinder blocks will blend in real nice with their new neighborhood.

I should make up a "They Walk Among Us" sign and go post it on their U-Haul.

You folks definitely deserve a sign!

Watch out, they definitely do walk among us and unfortunately they not only breed but they vote as well.

They Walk Among Us - Here's your sign...

2008-08-27T12:36:00.003-04:00

A buddy of mine sent this to me today and rather than forwarding it on to all my family and friends, I figured I would just post it to my blog for all to share.

Enjoy :)

Number One Idiot of 2007

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at thepoison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away.

Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.

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Number Two Idiot of 2007

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locater beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.

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Number Three Idiot of 2007

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.

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Number Four Idiot of 2007

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.

Wise guy........

But you still get a sign

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Number Five Idiot of 2007

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

This guy definitely needs a sign.

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Number Six Idiot of 2007

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

This guy doesn't even deserve a sign

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Idiot Number Seven of 2007

Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

Yep, here's your sign.

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Idiot Number Eight of 2007

I live in a semi-rural area ( Weyauwega , Wisconsin ). We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

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STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and they REPRODUCE...

Good Customer Service... or Bad in the case of Quiznos

2008-08-24T21:14:00.003-04:00

I had an experience at Quiznos tonight that just infuriated me. So much so that I decided to write about it just to vent my frustrations.

We have a local Quiznos within walking distance of my house. My wife decided that she wanted Chinese for dinner but she went to Quiznos to pick up food for me.

I ordered a Salad and a Cup of Chili. Did I need the Chili? Probably not but I wanted it just the same :)

When my wife got home I went through the bags and pulled out my salad and then went for the Chili only to find out it wasn't Chili, instead, it was Broccoli and Cheddar Cheese Soup.

First off, I don't even like Broccoli Soup, my wife doesn't like it either and she certainly would not have ordered it for me.

Considering that I have had positive experiences at this Quiznos before and it is just down the street, I opted to eat my Salad since that was my main meal and then I drove down to Quiznos to get my Chili.

I walked into the store and before I even opened my mouth, the woman behind the counter just shouted out "your wife ordered the broccoli soup". I was totally taken aback by this because I hadn't even said a word yet and the lady was already getting belligerent with me.

I tried to explain to the cashier, who happened to be the manager and owner, that my wife would not have ordered me Broccoli Soup as she not only knows that I don't like it but she doesn't as well. The cashier just shook her head and told me in no uncertain words that my wife ordered the Broccoli Soup.

She then went on to tell me that my kids were going crazy and that my 2 year old took a cookie that we didn't pay for and he started eating it. This was outrageous. Now she is trying to make my family out to be monsters.

I calmly and politely told the cashier that it may be possible, however unlikely that my wife asked for Chili but with the kids acting up maybe she (the cashier) might have repeated back "Broccoli Soup" and my wife might have said "yes" but in either case I not only wanted Chili but I even wrote it down on a piece of paper for my wife.

The cashier then went on to tell me that my wife didn't show her the order I wrote down and that it was my wife's mistake. Again, trying to remain calm I again told her that my wife knows better than to order me Broccoli Soup.

The cashier then filled up a cup with Chili then turned to me and said "take the Broccoli Soup, otherwise it will go to waste". I thanked her but reminded her that neither my wife nor myself liked Broccoli Soup so either way it would go to waste. This infuriated her.

She then went on to tell me that she was losing money on me. That now she was not only out of a cup of Chili but she would have to throw away a cup of Broccoli Soup as well.

First off, I paid for the Broccoli Soup which was $2.69. Yes, she is out of one cup of "soup" but in the big scheme of things, what is better, being down $2.69 because you made a customer happy by providing them with Good Customer Service ensuring that not only they will come back but so will the other customers in the store, or is it better to be down $2.69 and have a Customer go online to fill out a very negative Customer Experience Survey, write a scathing blog article and then never come back and have the other customers awaiting their order to see this and think to themselves "I'm never coming back here again"?

By the way, I saw the Cookie that my son supposedly ate while in the store. It was still wrapped up and "whole" when I left to go back to the store. In fact, when I got back home and mentioned that to my wife, her story is that my son was asking for a cookie and when she said "no" he began crying so the cashier not only gave him a cookie but she also took a paper towel and wiped my son's tears away saying "don't cry". My wife told me the cashier seemed so nice. By the way, while the cashier did "give" the cookie to my son, we most definitely did pay for it... we paid $1.29 for that cookie which is highway robbery in and of itself.

Am I blowing this out of proportion? Maybe but this is something all store owners, and employees need to learn. Good Customer Service is the key to a successful business.

This particular Quiznos is run like a "Mom and Pop" store by an immigrant family. You can tell that all the money they have been able to scrape up was put into opening this store and this is their life. If this venture fails they are ruined.

That is just my take of things from each time I have visited this location.

With that in mind though, you would think that they would go out of their way to make their Customers happy.

Well, they didn't make this customer very happy and I will not be visiting this Quiznos again.

Looping through Constants and other Fields

2008-08-20T12:25:00.000-04:00

In a project I inherited I noticed that the previous Developer made heavy use of Constants and tended to do some rather laborious if/then conditional checks related to these Constants.

Here is the pattern of code used:

if (MethodToCheckIfNeeded(Class.Constant))

return (MethodToDoAction(Class.Constant);

NOTE: You would replace "Class" with the defining class/type and "Constant" to the specific Constant value you are inspecting

The idea is that the IF condition runs a "check" based on the value of the Constant to determine if action is needed. If action is indeed necessary then the code runs the associated "action" method sending in the same Constant value as the parameter.

This is not only laborious but it means that for every new Constant of the "type" being checked you have to go add corresponding if/then checks everywhere to handle this new data.

The really bad part is that this same conditional check is done several times based on the same Constant values. The previous Developer just kept doing that over and over again. You would have thought he would have seen a "pattern" there.

This Developer also tended to prefix Constant Variables with a "type" such as PARAM, FLD or TBL. With this in mind, we can easily loop through the "fields" of the class to either make a list or initiate an action on a given Constant.

Here is a solution that can easily be re-used:

// Define the Constant Values to be used
public const string PARAM_ONE = "This";
public const string PARAM_TWO = "is";
public const string PARAM_THREE = "a";
public const string PARAM_FOUR = "better";
public const string PARAM_FIVE = "solution";

...

FieldInfo[] fieldInfo = this.GetType().GetFields();

string constantValues = string.Empty;

foreach (FieldInfo fi in fieldInfo)
{

// We are only looking for Constants
if (fi.IsLiteral)
{

if (fi.Name.Substring(0, 6) == "PARAM_")

constantValues += fi.GetValue(fi) + " ";

}

}

if (constantValues != string.Empty)

MessageBox.Show(constantValues);

Notice in the sample above that I am checking only for Constants that have a prefix of "PARAM_".

Also notice that I am limiting my check down to "literals" which means they are values that are defined at runtime and not changed (i.e. Constants).

There are other checks you can do there as well.

Another thing to note is that the GetFields() method also provides for further filtering using BindingFlags such as Public, Static, etc. In this case my Constants are Public and that is the default for GetFields().

Just to illustrate the technique, I am concatenating the values of the "PARAM" Constants into a single String and Displaying the "message" via a MessageBox.

In the case of the problem I am trying to solve, in the loop I could call the "IsNeeded" method using the Constant's Value and in the "then" part of the condition I could call the "Action" method with that same value.

You could further create a List of these values that could be re-used in other methods so that you don't have to re-run this code again to retrieve the values but either way you still have to do a loop to get the job done.

Clean, simple and I don't have to keep adding new if/then code every time I add new Constants of a given "type".

I like it :)

I'm sure there are other solutions so if anyone would care to share please do.

I'm Away From My Desk

2008-08-07T19:50:00.000-04:00

Have you had that problem at work where people can't seem to find you when you are away from your desk?

Maybe you were doing something important like dealing with a customer, gathering project requirements or heaven forbid, getting a drink of water or going to the bathroom.

For some reason somebody always wants to make a fuss.

Here is the solution:

Send your photograph here
Make sure to get the "optional" speech bubble
Include the message "I'm not here but feel free to call me"
Pencil in your Cell Phone Number

This should be the perfect solution. No more worries of not being able to reach you. Voice Mail, Email and your Cell Phone are always available options for those willing to take the time.

Enjoy :)

Proud Dad, Special Moments

2008-08-06T12:08:00.001-04:00

I rarely ever post anything about my family here but I thought I would after last night.

Those of you that are parents know there are milestones with children, things that make you proud and things that touch your heart.

Yesterday, for the first time my 2 year old said "I Love You Dada". It just brings a smile to my face.

I'm not so sure he understands what that means but he does realize it is something you say to another person and is the proper response when someone says it to you.

Sorry to get all mushy but I just thought I would post that.

Oh and yes, he even said he loves his baby brother too :)

Holy Crap It's The Poop Sign!!!

2008-08-06T08:12:00.003-04:00

A buddy of mine sent me this today and I just had to share :)

OH MY GOD IT'S THE POOP SIGN

That poor girl on the right looks like she needs to add more fiber to her diet :)

Do You Believe In Ghosts?

2008-07-28T08:43:00.003-04:00

My son stopped me this morning as I was heading out to go to work. He didn't want me to go. He told me to call my boss and not go to work.

He says he is afraid of "ghosts".

By the way, my son is 2 years old.

I just wonder if he knows what a "ghost" is. I know he likes to watch this one GeoTrax Train Video where they have a "Ghost Train". He always laughs when he watches it.

Lately he has started screaming "a ghost" when he sees a shadow. I found this curious because in the cartoon there is a Train with a white sheet covering it that they call a "Ghost Train" so why would my 2 year old think a "shadow" is a "ghost"? How did he connect a cartoon train with a sheet over it with a "shadow"?

Long before my son was ever introduced to the "Ghost Train" video or even knew the word "ghost" my wife mentioned that she sometimes hears odd noises on the baby monitor. Could we have a ghost in the house? It is a new house... not some old spooky place out in the country possibly haunted by those long gone.

Is this a possibility or is it all just coincidence?

Strange, but I thought I'd post about it. If you have anything to share on the subject please post in the comments.

Mac vs. PC - The REAL Truth

2008-07-21T14:05:00.004-04:00

I can't say I totally agree with this but it was funny enough to share :)

Original Image

Read the original Digg thread here

Hot Dog Stand Tribute

2008-07-14T15:40:00.002-04:00

You remember the old "Hot Dog Stand" theme from Windows 3.1 don't you? Of course you do, it was the most hideous and gaudy of them all but that is why we "love" it :)

A friend of mine was just told that his company (a multi-billion dollar company) couldn't afford to hire a designer for their next web application so they are having to make do to develop the interface themselves.

Never leave UI Design up to a Developer, you might get something like this:

Hot Dog Stand Tribute

Gotta love it :)

Indiana Jones 4 - The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

2008-07-14T12:28:00.001-04:00

Ok, I know it has been out a while now but with 2 kids, and one of them only being 6 months old it has been hard to get out of the house by ourselves.

*** WARNING: I will try to keep the spoilers to a minimum but I'm sure some stuff is going to spill out so read with caution if you haven't seen the movie yet ***

I went out to see Indiana Jones 4 this weekend with my wife. I had my doubts about it as I hadn't heard anyone around the office talking about it. You can usually tell if a movie is good based on water cooler conversation but nobody has been talking about it here. I have asked a few people and they all either say "no, I haven't seen it" or "my kids went to see it". Odd, it just look like anyone is driven to go see this movie.

I have been waiting for this for a long time but alas, I was left feeling a little bit like most of us after seeing Star Wars Episode 1.

Don't get me wrong, "The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" is a good movie but nowhere near "great". Yes, I will probably add it to my DVD Collection as I have the other 3 but it will not be something I rush out to get.

First off, let me just say that this just doesn't feel like one of the usual "Indiana Jones" movies. For one, it is way to bright, way too clean. It kind of feels like it could be "National Treasure 3" or "Tomb Raider 3" and Indiana Jones just happened to be there.

Not sure if that makes sense :)

When you watch "National Treasure 1" you will notice there are a lot of back story scenes that are in town, grass is green, there are trees and big buildings. Not very "Indy" like. However, that movie does end up moving in the vein of "Indiana Jones".

This fourth installment of the "Indiana Jones" movies feels about the same. It is bright. There is a lot of time spent in bright colored U.S. cities. Not quite the norm for "Indiana Jones". A lot of time is spent at the University Dr Jones teaches at. No problem with that, we have seen him at school before but this was a little excessive. Then, you mix in a little bit of the movie "Greese" for that 50's feel and some Communism propaganda (getting closer to that "Indy" feel) and then toss in Area 51 and the test of a nuclear bomb in a surreal 50's style community, you get a pretty weird mix.

Don't get me wrong, when they actually got "out in the field" it got interesting but I would have enjoyed more of that.

To add a little insult to injury with this movie, rather than keeping in line with spirituality and religion, "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" moves more in the line of the "X-Files". Don't get me wrong, I like the X-Files but it was a bit odd for this movie.

I guess there was some tie in there. All of the other movies taught a lesson of respect for spirituality, worship and religion. "Indiana Jones 4" did this as well but in this case worshiping of "gods" from another world (or dimension).

Again, sorry for the spoilers but I just can't talk about the movie without mentioning this stuff.

Oh yeah, there was almost, maybe, just possibly a handing off of the torch in this movie to a "successor" but they left it open and not quite "done" as far as that matter is concerned.

Harrison Ford is getting old so hopefully they will do another movie soon before it is too late for him.

All in all, I would say it was a "decent" movie but definitely not on par with the other three. I have read where others equate it to the "2nd" movie in a series. I know there are some that love "Empire Strikes Back" but "Temple of Doom" is as much a "go between" film for the "Indiana Jones" franchise as "Empire" is for Star Wars. There I said it, now sue me :)

"Indian Jones 4" seems to be a "go between" movie... it is as if this was supposed to provide us with a little "filler" while they flush something better out. Hopefully we won't have to wait 20 (ish) years for another one.

Oh, and somebody please stop George Lucas. Please don't ever let him write a line of dialogue again. It is really weird, Star Wars 4-6 and Indiana Jones 1-3 had "decent" dialogue... albeit not great but "decent". Star Wars Episodes 1-3 were bloody awful and Indiana Jones 4 felt the same way. The dialogue and the scene choices were just horrible. Spielberg should have been more involved there... or maybe he was and that was the problem... not that he would have been better but come on, George Lucas has great ideas but he really, really needs to let go of the reigns and let someone write better dialogue around his "stories".

In the past Harrison Ford has stretched a little to adlib some of his dialogue and it was great. In this movie it seemed like he was just reading lines sometimes.

Ok, sorry if I spoiled the movie for you. If you don't want to waste money at the theater, at least rent it on DVD later, it is one of those movies you have to see if you are a fan but it won't blow your socks off like 1 and 2.

Sorry if this review seems a little erradict, I am doing this during my lunch break at work so I'm rushing it a bit :)

All Your Typos Are Belong To Us

2008-07-14T08:26:00.002-04:00

I can't believe it, I have been looking for something like this for a long time and then one day without even trying URL Fixer popped up in a search for Bookmark addons for Firefox.

Not sure how it fit that category but this addon is awesome. Have you every typed in the wrong URL into the address bar but only by adding an extra "w" in the front or maybe "con" instead of "com"? Then you need URL Fixer.

This little addon for Firefox will fix all the stupid little mistakes you make when fat-fingering a web address. I've always thought that Firefox or any Browser for that matter, should be more forgiving. If I type "wwww" the browser should realize I meant "www". Sure, there could actually be a "wwww" sub-domain but how likely is that?

Of course, this isn't the be all to end all "fixes" for such typos but it will fit the bill for now.

I would rather have some "exception handling" for URLs... try the malformed URL, if it doesn't work then try to "fix" it. That might make more sense.

But in any case, this is a great addon so give it a try :-)

URL Fixer
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2871

Man Babies

2008-07-11T10:08:00.001-04:00

A fellow Dad sent this to me today and I just had to share.

ManBabies.com - DAD?

Too funny :-)

Are we sure this isn't Monday?

2008-07-08T08:13:00.001-04:00

Man, what a day and its only 8am :o

For those that don't know me, I have two kids, one 2 year old and one 6 month old. The 6 month old woke up 15 minutes before my alarm clock went off this morning. No big deal, I could get up early, but then the 2 year old woke up screaming and crying. Houston we have a problem. Needless to say while I thought I was going to get up 15 minutes early I ended up getting to the shower 1 hour later.

Okay, no big deal right... that's what having kids is all about.

Then I get into my car, ready to head off to work. I drive a real P.O.S. with a broken CD Player so I generally listen to MP3s off of my iPhone. Rutro... my right earbud isn't working. Okay, this can't be happening... knowing that the iPhone is plagued by many, many "issues" I decided to reboot. Everything worked just fine last night. iPhone rebooted... check the connection and damn, my earbud is just broke.

So what next... I have a 35 minute commute so I need tunes. How bad could the radio be? So, I turn on the radio... nothing but morning talk shows... and none of them were even remotely interesting... and none of them wanted to play any music. I found myself switching stations like a fiend hoping to find something... just something, anything. Even the classics channel sucked out loud this morning. Finally I switched the station and the tunes were rockn'... then I realized it was just a commercial for the new BK Breakfast Menu at Burger King.... but so what, it was music and it rocked!!!!

I arrive at work and that morning energy had completely fizzled out... I needed coffee big time. Remembering that I have no milk for cereal and not even any oatmeal, I decide to hit the vending machine. Remember those old classic vending machines from the 50's that people even collect these days... well the office vending machine is the model made just after those old classic models and it really sucks. It has a slot for dollar bills but wouldn't you know it, I have bills but no coins and the machine is not working.

So by now I have prepped the new QA release for my project and am ready to release it and I have downed one cup of coffee but I am so ready for a nap.

Can I get a do-over?

Republican Birthday Party

2008-07-07T08:43:00.001-04:00

Anyone that knows me knows that I am neither Republican nor Democrat so keep that in mind while reading this :-)

I went to my nephews Birthday Party this weekend and man, I was surrounded by kool-aid drinking Republicans... yikes!!!

Man, it was scary.

I sat there listening for as long as I could stand it and then excused myself to go play with the kids... the things they were saying were quite frightening but at the same time shed a little light on why Bush was voted in twice and why the United States has gone downhill.

Essentially, they are all very afraid of this "change" that Obama keeps speaking of. They are all quite happy to "stay the course" and to continue yet another term of "more of the same" (i.e. they want Bush 2.0).

They tried very hard not to pull the "race card" but I could tell that was a very big factor for them as well.

They were discussing finances and investments and they are concerned about this "change" Obama speaks of and how it will affect them in terms of their financial investments.

The scary thing is that they really feel that the Bush era has been great and that everything is just fine the way it is. They see no problem with the war in Iraq. If their "boy" says there are WMDs and we should be there "fighting the terrorists" then by god that is where we should be.

Like I said, it was quite scary.

These people are so brain-washed by the Republican Party and are so far removed from reality.

However, I did think it was nice to hear that they all personally believe Obama will win :-)

The way they were talking though, its as if they feel that if a Democrat wins that "their America" will just not be the same... as if it will be worse. I personally don't see how it could be worse. Come on, look at the state of things. We as a nation and the world in general were doing fine before Bush came into office. Sure, there were and still are problems in this world but most of it is simply not our business.

The Middle East has been at war with each other since before the bible was written so what gives the United States the right to play World Police and send all of our children, Moms and Dads and other loved ones into Iraq to try to bring "peace"? That just isn't going to happen and if it was, believe me it will not happen at the hands of Americans.

If the people of the Middle East want to play nice and accept peace between their nations it will have to be a decision made either through diplomatic or non-diplomatic means between those nations. Outside parties such as the United States have no business dictating how these people should live PERIOD

Since Bush came into office, "terrorists" we trained attacked our country and with absolutely no evidence and zero support from the United Nations, we invaded the wrong country. In doing so we made ourselves a target for every "terrorist" in the known world and we made long-time allies around the world withdraw from us like we were the plague. Our economy is in shambles, Gas prices are through the roof and even our Vice President has moved all of his investments overseas (primarily British investments now).

We are building schools in Iraq so that the Iraqi children who want to risk their lives for education can learn yet our own school systems are going down so fast that not even the FCAT can save them.

This is "their America".

I'm not sure about you but I don't feel so good about "their America".