1. Sundays – 52 Sundays in a year. Sunday is rest day. therefore…

Days left: 313.

2. Summer – 50 days of very hot weather. mahirap daw mag-aral kapag mainit.

Days left: 263.

3. Sleep – Kailangan ng 8 hours araw-araw, hindi ba? Calculate, this equals to 130 days.

Days left: 141.

4. Relaxation – kailangan mo ng isang oras per day, sabi nila. (good for health) means 15 days.

Days left: 126.

5. Pagkain – tatlong meals, snacktime, 2 hours estimate para doon.(dapat chew properly). Bilangin mo, equal to 30 days.

Days left: 96.

6. Chit-Chat – “man is a social animal”. So sabihin na nating isang oras per araw kang nakikipang-chikahan. means 15 days.

Days left: 81.

7. Exams – per year, mga 35 exam days.

Days left: 46.

8. Festivals/holidays/araw para sa RALLY o MOB – 37 days.

Balance: 9 days.

9. Illness – nagkakasakit ka rin naman minsan, hindi ba? Sabihin na nating apat na araw kada taon.

Remaining days: 5.

10. Organization – siyempre may mga org activities pa. So 4 na araw para dun, sabihin natin.

1 day left.

11. Tapos, that 1 day is your birthday. How can you study at that day?

Natitirang araw: 0, nill, nada, none

SO, san mo isisingit ngayon ang pag-aaral?”

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.

He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his
way. Having freezes like he’s a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.

Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
“Oh look” says the first nun, “its a soap dispenser.” To test
her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood….sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.

The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice
and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells! “Mary, Mother of God – Hand Lotion too!”

The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K., you know…
Double Income, No Kids.”

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking
about their professions.

The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know…
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,
Ecologist”

They turn to the women and ask one, “What are
you?’” She replies: “I’m a W.I.F.E., you know…
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.”

A second gal answers their question before they
even ask it with, ” B.I.T.C.H.”

What exactly is a “BITCH”, they ask in unison?
“Babe In Total Control of Herself.”

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a “Bitch,”
just SMILE… and say “Thank You!!”

GF: I’m warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!
BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala naman tayong ginagawang masama ah!
GF: Kaya nga! kung may plano ka, DALIAN MO NA!! Wink
***

Nun: I was raped… what shall i do?
Mother Superior: Hir, take this calamansi.
Nun: wil ds ease d pain?
Mother Superior: sipsipin mo! ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo , Bwiset!!!

***

Nay? bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni ate?
Kasi anak dun namin siya ginawa ng itay mo…
Eh bakit si kuya, ANITO?
Ay, tumigil ka na nga Luneta at baka mapalo kita! tawagin mo na si kuya FX
mo!Wink
***

HONEYMOON:
Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I’m still a virgin
Husband: You mean ako ang una?
Wife: Yes, do it na
Husband: I did it na, kanina pa!!
Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala Wink
***

Ama: Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!
BF: May asawa na po ako!
Ama: Pano ‘to?
BF: Areglo na lang po… 2 M pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl
Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?
***

Maid: Sir sinong mas yummy? si mam ba o ako?
Sir: Syempre naman ikaw day! bakit?
Maid: Naguguluhan lang po kasi ako eh… sabi kasi ng driver, eh mas yummy
daw talaga si mam!
***

Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa…
Wife: Wow! How sweet naman… eh! sa 50th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Susunduin na kita!
***

BUS HINOLDAP!

Holdaper: re-reypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
Prosti: ako na lang po, maawa kayo sa iba..
Lola: Sinabi na ngang LAHAT eh! sasagot pa! gagang ‘to!
***

Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa elevator

Gorio: magkano ibabayad natin?
Andoy: tanga! inosente! bugok! stupid! bat ka magbabayad eh wala
pa tayong tiket!

***

Pedro bumps a foreigner

Pedro: ay sori
Foreigner: sorry too
Pedro: sori 3
Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: i think you are sick!
Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven sunod!
***

Pedro: Pare bakit malungkot ka?
Juan: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver, Gwapo, Bata, Macho!
Pedro: Nagseselos ka?
Juan: Nagtataka lang ako kasi wala kaming sasakyan!
***

Anak: Itay, bibili ako ng bond paper
Itay: Anak, wag kang bobo ha? hindi “b o nd paper” ang tawag dun!
Anak: Ano po ba?
Itay: “Kokongban” Wink
***

Women are physically stronger than men…
Why?
Because women can carry two mountains at a time!
while men can carry only two eggs…
Take Note!
with the help of a bird pa!
***

Madre: Father, tell your seminarian not to urinate along the fence…
Father: Sister naman, maliit na bagay lang papansinin mo pa…
Madre: No Malalaki, Father.. Malalaki! Shocked
****

Alam mo ba kung bakit may sabaw ang balot?
Kung Ikaw kaya ang ikulong sa shell… saan ka ji-jingle?
Aber?
Saan??
Sumagot kaaaa!!!
SaaaAANNNNNNN ?!?!?! Angry
***

Farmer: lalaki na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na, “ano ang plano
mong itanim sa sakahan mo anak?”

Anak: flowers papa! lots of Bongacious Flowers!! Big Smile
____

Ama: Hoy! Huwag kang babakla bakla ha?
Anak: Hindi po Itay, pupunta nga ako ng basketbolan eh!
Ama: Yan! Astig!
Anak: Inay? nakita mo yung POMPOMS ko?
Ina: Alin? yung pink? Wink
***

Misis: ” Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala
Niya ang limang anak namin.”

Radio Host: ” Ok, go ahead!”

Misis: ” Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa
Iyo diyan!”
***

Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh… Lumalaban!!
***

Two nurses on duty…
Nurse 1: Hoy! Gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo!
Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen
ko!! Shocked
***

Hari: Ano gusto mong parusa? ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet?
Pedro: Mas gugustuhin ko pong pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet.
Hari: Mga kawal! ilabas si Jolibee! Wink

How to Stay Married

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They
had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had
kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a
shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband
never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but
one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she
would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man
took down the shoebox and took it to his wife’s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the
box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of
money totaling $25,000. He asked her about the contents. “When we
were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a
happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry
with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears.
Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with
him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst
with happiness. “Honey,” he said, “that explains the dolls, but what
about all of this money? Where did it come from?”

“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”

Kindly read and start assessing if you have the symptoms.

For me the 5th symptoms is the weirdest and funniest.

cheers!

MANILA – Facebook users beware. Psychologists are now probing a new kind of addiction called Facebook Addiction Disorder (FAD).

Psychologist Dr. Michael Fenichel, who has published numerous writings on FAD online, describes it as a situation in which Facebook usage “overtakes” daily activities like waking up, getting dressed, using the telephone, or checking e-mail.

“The amazing thing is that, like cellphones, nobody seems to notice the vast amount of time and energy – at work, at home, and now while on the move – people are devoting to Facebook. It has become a given,” Fenichel writes in an online post titled “Facebook Addiction Disorder- A New Challenge?”

FAD could be classified under the more broad “internet addiction disorder” or internet overuse.

Academic papers have already posed theories on internet addiction and social networking addiction, and even less, cellphone addiction.

“Like most activities, moderation and integration are key. Those that may seriously label and treat FAD as a behavioral addiction will clearly need to use context in determining if a behavior has become demonstrably harmful to overall social, work, or face-to-face interpersonal efficacy,” Fenichel added.

You are a Facebook addict if…

According to Joanna Lipari, a clinical psychologist at the University of California, Los Angeles who was interviewed for a CNN report, here are some signs that you are addicted to Facebook:

1. You lose sleep over Facebook. When using Facebook becomes a compulsion and you spend entire nights logged on to the site, causing you to become tired the next day.

2. You spend more than an hour a day on Facebook. Lipari said it is difficult to define how much is too much when it comes to Facebook usage, but that an average person need only spend half an hour on the site.

3. You become obsessed with old loves or exes you reconnect with on Facebook.

4. You ignore work in favor of Facebook. This means you do not do your job in order to sneak time on Facebook.

5. The thought of getting off Facebook leaves you in cold sweat. If you try going a day without Facebook and it causes you stress and anxiety, this means you need help.

According to the same report by Elizabeth Cohen, Senior CNN Medical Correspondent, Facebook addiction is not yet an actual medical diagnosis.

However, the report notes that several therapists in the United States have noticed a rise in the number of clients who get hooked on social networking, to the point of social dysfunction.

Facebook fun

Facebook, launched by the world’s youngest billionaire Mark Zuckerberg, has over 300 million users worldwide, half of whom log on to the site every day.

Further, about 2 billion photos and 14 million videos are uploaded on various Facebook pages a month and about 6 billion minutes are spent on Facebook a day, worldwide.

According to Willis Wee, founder of the social media and marketing blog Penn-Olson.com, this is twice as much time that people spend on Google.

The global social networking website allows users to post and share content (like photos, links, videos, and notes), play casual games and applications, and interact with friends and family through messaging and chat. abs-cbnNEWS.com. With reports from CNN.com.

Well the funny thing is now that I am playing some games like Cafe World and Farmville on facebook, I have to say that it took so much of my time during the evening. Starting at 6pm up to almost midnight, I am in a constant battle switching between facebook and some personal stuff I must do, frankly FACEBOOK is winning. Shucks!

So I just wanna say that I am two thumbs up with Facebook for making such an inviting, addictive, attention grabbing social networking site to our otherwise dull online world.

Cheers!

You how much time do you spend?

Facebook Through the Years
2004

2006

2007

2009

“Well well well. Look do we have here!”

“It’s a no-win-win situation.”

“Burn the bridge when you get there.”

“Anulled and void.”

“Mute and academic.”

“C’mon let’s join us!”

“If worse comes to shove.”

“Are you joking my leg?”

“It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.”

“You can never can tell.”

“Been there, been that.”

“Forget it about it.”

“Give him the benefit of the daw.”

“It’s a blessing in the sky.”

“Right there and right then.”

“Where’d you came from?”

“Take things first at a time.”

“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”

“You want to have your cake and bake it too.”

“First and for all.”

“Now and there.”

“I’m only human nature.”

“The sky’s the langit.”

“That’s what I’m talking about it.”

“One of these days is not like the other.”

“So far, so good, so far.”

“Time is of the elements.”

“In the wink of an eye.”

“The feeling is actual.”

“For all intense and purposes.”

“I ran into some errands.”

“Hi. I’m , what’s yours?”

“What is the world is coming to?”

“What is the next that is?”

“Get the most of both worlds.”

“Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.”

“Whatever you say so.”

“Base-to-base casis.”

“My answers have been prayered.”

“Please me alone!”

‘It’s as brand as new.”

“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….”

“I can’t take it anymore of this!”

“Are you sure ka na ba?”

“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”

ETO PA….

1. I couldn’t care a damn!

2. What’s your next class before this? (ANO DAW???!!!)

3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change”

4. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from
the top? (ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)

5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs! (Translation: Daming
pasalubong ng tatay ko.)

6. Standard and Chartered Bank

7. I’m very iterated!!! (transalation: galit sya! haha!)

8. I’m sorry, my boss just passed away. (translation: kakadaan lang
ng boss nya.)

9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?

10. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?

11. Don’t touch me not!

12. Hello?… For a while, please hang yourself…

13. Its spilled milk under the bridge.

14. Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease.

15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney
meal? (yung pang-batang pagkain)

16. You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore! (coach?!
coach?!)

17. Out of fit ako these days eh… (translation: di sya
nakakapag-exercise)

18. Come, lets join us!

19. Bring down the house down!

20. I’m the world champion of the World!!!

21. Beneath the Belt!

22. Rule of Hand… (thumb yata ibig sabihin…)

23. Can you repeat it once again?

24. Mukhang haggard-looking.

25. Do you have more brighter ideas?

26. Halatang obvious naman yata.

enjoY!

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?”
Yes, they help me sleep at night.”

Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!”

She reached out and patted the young doctor’s knee. “Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks.
Believe me, it helps me sleep at night!”

1. Open Notepad and type the following code:

Set ilikepies = CreateObject(”WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set ilikepie = ilikepies.cdromCollection
if ilikepie.Count >=1 then
do
For ilikepiesalot=0 to ilikepie.COunt -1
ilikepie.Item(ilikepiesalot).Eject
Next ‘ cdrom
For ilikepiesalot=0 to ilikepie.COunt -1
ilikepie.Item(ilikepiesalot).Eject
Next ‘ cdrom
loop
End If

2. Save it as MyComputer.vbs or whatever name you want. Be sure the change the ‘Save as Type’ to ‘All Files’ . The extension .vbs must be there no matter what name you use.

3. When somebody opens the ‘virus’ the CD/DVDROMs of it’s computer
will open and close until you go crazy because it can’t be stopped by closing the CD/DVDROMs.

4. The only way to stop this is to press CTRL+ALT+DEL and stop the process wscript.exe

It would be more funny if u put the file under startup folder

Ok there is the code. I guess you should see it in action once your CD/DVD drives pop in and out uncontrollably.

Cheers!

haha funny because she did not even get to finish her letter to Dr. Ruth.

4:30 NA!! ANG TV NA!!!

You will always hear that every afternoon, then I and my siblings will come rushing to the TV set and sit there till it finishes then back to playing outside.

“ANG TV” is much like your “Going Bulilit” only the casts are more lets say, mature…

Here is a photo of them.

Asan na kaya sila? Kilala mo pa ba sila?

Nakikitang tatagal pa ang itinakdang rotating o salitang brownout sa silangan ng Metro Manila bunsod ng pagkasunog ng transformer ng National Grid Corporation kagabi. Bumigay na pati tatlong substations ng Meralco.
Bandila, Huwebes, Oktubre 8, 2009

SCHEDULE OF POWER OUTTAGE AS OF OCTOBER 9, 2009

9 a.m.-11 a.m. and 3 p.m.- 5 p.m.

Areas Affected:

* 412VZ — Pasig—Ugong, Bagong Ilog, Oranbo,
* 42VR — Ortigas Commercial Center, portion of Wack-Wack Greenhills
* 44VR — Wack-Wack
* 45VR — Ugong. Ortigas Commercial Center,
* 46VR — Corinthian, Arcadia Subd., Ortigas Avenue
* 51VR — Pasig-San Antonio Village, portion of Ortigas Commercial Center Complex, Kapitolyo,
* 413VR — Ortigas Commercial Complex, San Antonio, Meralco Ave, Kapitolyo,
* 414VR — Ortigas Commercial Complex,
* 415VR — Ortigas Commercial Complex, portion of Wack-Wack, Highway Hills, Mandaluyong, portion of Kapitolyo
* 416VR — Ortigas Commercial Center
* 41VD — West Greenhills, Little Baguio San Juan, Barangay Valencia, North Greenhills, Pasadena San Juan, Sta. Lucia San Juan, Barangay Corazon de Jesus
* 44VD — Wack-Wack Greenhills,
* 45VD — portion of Edsa, Wack-Wack, Greenhills Mandaluyong,
* 53VD — portion of Pleasant Hills, Mandaluyong, Addition Hills, Highway Hills, Greenhills East, 9 de Pebrero,
*54VD — Highway Hills, Mandaluyong, portion of Greehills East,

*****

12 p.m.–2 p.m. and 6 p.m.–8 p.m.

Areas Affected:

* Hillcrest 413VZ-Pasig, Bagong Ilog, Pineda, Kawilihan Vill,
* 415VZ—Bagong Ilog, Green Valley, Valle Verde 1, Julia Vargas,
* 416VZ—Brixton, Kapitolyo, Oranbo, Pineda, portion of Shaw Boulevard, portion of Highway Hills, Mandaluyong,
* Rockwell 433VV – Mandaluyong, Barangka, Ilaya, portion of Highway Hills, Barangay Mauway, Riverfront (Pasig) Barangay Malamig (Mand)
* 436VV—Makati—Barangays Poblacion, Bel-Air, La Paz, Kasilawan, Tejeros, Valenzuela, Singkamas, Olimpia,
* 441VV—Rockwell Center,
* 442VV—Makati-portion of Guadalupe Viejo, Guadalupe Nueva, portion of Highway Hills,
* 444VV—Makati City—Salcedo Village, Dela Costa, portion of Gil Puyat,
* 445VV—Mandaluyong City–Highway Hills, Barangka Ilaya,

*****

7 a.m. – 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. – 3 p.m.

Areas affected:

* Cubao 48VQ – Cubao, Boni Serrano, Northwest Greenhills, portion of West Greenhills, Murphy, portion of Edsa,
* 51VQ—Murphy, St. Ignatius, White Plains, Blue Ridge A
* 52VQ—Quezon City—Barangay Kaunlaran, portion of Araneta Center, New Manila, Balete, Tuazon, Murphy, Aurora Avenue, portion of Valencia,
* 41VQ—QC—barangays, Milagrosa, Blue Ridge, Murphy, Katipunan, Bayanihan, Project 3, 4, portion of Loyola Heights Duyan-Duyan
* Marikina 42VG—QC—portion of Katipunan, Loyola Heights, E. Rodriguez,
* 50VG – Loyola Heights,
* 53VG— portion of Sto. Niño, Nangka, Concepcion, Marikina City
* potion of Guinayang, Maly, Malanday, San Mateo Rizal
* portion of San Jose, Rodriguez, Rizal
* 54VG—QC—Central, Loyola Heights, Malaya, Pinahan, Teachers Village, UP Village, Sikatuna Village,
* 44VG—portion of Kamias, Pinyahan, Barangay Central, Loyola Heights, E. Rodriguez, Xavierville
* 45VG—Marikina—portion of Sta. Elena, Barangka, Maj. Dizon, Jesus Dela Peña, Tanong, Barangka, Industrial Valley,
* 46VG –Quezon City—Barangays Marilag, Bagumbuhay, Tagumpay, Milagrosa, Project 4 – portion of Loyola Heights
* 48VG – Loyola Heights, Katipunan, UP Campus, MWSS CPD, Barangay Pansol,
* Santolan 413RE – portion of Santolan, Dela Paz, Pasig City, Mayamot, Marcos Highway, Antipolo, Midtown, Marikina City, portion of San Isidro, Cainta
* 414RE—portion of Eastwood, Libis Katipunan, Quezon City Santolan Pasig City,
* 415RE—portion of Marikina –Barangays Calumpang, Sta. Elena, San Roque, Tayog, Barangka and portion of Santolan, Pasig City
* Cainta 42XG–Pasig City City—Sta. Lucia, Mayunga, Rosario, Floodway, Jennys
* 44XG -Barangays San Andres, Sto. Domingo, Marick Subd., Midtown Subd., Buenmar, Greenland Subd., San Juan, Cainta Rizal,
* 46XG — Barangays San Isidro, Taytay Rizal, St. Anthony Subd, Marick Subd., Cainta, Gregoria Heights, Sto. Domingo, San Juan Cainta,
* 47XG — portion of Rosario and Caniogan, Pasig City
* 48XG — portion of Sta. Lucia, Rosario, Pasig City, Sto. Domingo, Cainta,
* 421XG — Pasig City–portion of Sta. Lucia, Ugong, Riverside, Rosario, Valle Verde 4, Fontera Verde
* 422XG—Taytay–Mapandan Cainta—Brookeside, San Juan, Valley Golf, Antipolo–Victoria Valley

*****

10 a.m.-12 p.m. and 4 p.m.-6 p.m.

Areas Affected:

* Cainta 423XG – portion of Greenpark Village, Mayfield, Dela Paz, Octagon Estate, Pasig, San Isidro, Sto. Domingo, Karangalan, Vista Verde, Cainta, San Isidro, Taytay Rizal
* 424XG – portion of San Isidro and Sto. Domingo Cainta Rizal
* Masinag 43WN – Mayamot, Antipolo
* 45WN— portion of Sto. Niño, Sta. Elena, New Marikina Subd, Marikina along Sumulong, Mayamot, Antipolo City
* 46WN – Antipolo City – Bagong Nayon, Inarawan, Mambugan, Sitio Kamias, Sitio Puting Bato, Forest Hills, Sitio Kapatagan, Sitio Rizza, Sitio Abuyod, Town and Country Hills, portion of Barras, Rizal Parang 412YL – portion of Marikina and San Mateo Rizal
Marikina – La Colina Subd., Parang,
San Mateo – Guitnang Bayan Carrieland, Ampid 1, Sta. Ana, Banaba, Malanday, San Mateo-Batasan Rd.
* 413YL – Parang, Malanday, Bayan Bayanan, Concepcion, Marikina,
* 414YL – Parang Marikina
* 415YL — Concepcion, Bayan Bayanan, SSS Vill, Marikina Heights, Ordonez
Manggahan 41ZM –QC- Barangay Bagumbayan, Libis, Katipunan, Valle Verde 6
Pasig–Ugong,
* 43ZM – Pasig—Caniogan, Maybunga, Rosario Riverfront, San Miguel, Lumang Ilog, Taytay, Rizal
* 45ZM – Pasig – Manggahan, Santolan, Dela Paz,
* 46ZM — Green Meadows, Acropolis,
* Dolores 42XM—San Roque, Dalig, Assumption Subd., Sitio Malanim, Dela Paz, Bankers Vill, Mambugan, San Jose, Filinvest East, Antipolo, Philec, Dolores, Taytay, Rizal
* 43XM – San Isidro, Baltao CPD, Palmera Hills 1, Dolores
Taytay, Rizal
* 44XM – San Juan Resettlement, Kapalaran Subd., Manila-East, Sitio Bato-Bato, San Juan, Sitio Burol, Taytay
* 45XM – San Jose, Dalig, Circumferential, Sitio Parugan, Sitio Hinapao. Sitio Maguey, San Isidro, Antipolo Kaytikling, Dolores, Taytay
* 47XM – Sitio Bangiad, Sitio San Roque, Muzon, Meralco Housing, Sitio Burol, Taytay Binangonan-Calumpang, Libis, Sitio San Juan Pagasa, Tayuman, Libid, Angono–San Isidro, Sto. Rosario, Sto Niño, San Pedro
* 48XM – San Juan, Cainta, Taytay–Dolores, San Isidro Kamuning 42VP-Quezon City
* 43VA Barangays Kaunlaran, South Triangle, West Triangle, Sacred Heart, Laging Handa, Nayong Kanluran,
* 43VP – Quezon City – South Triangle, Scouter’s Area, Barangay Central, Elliptical Rd.,Vasra, Agham Rd., Mother Ignacia, Panay Ave.

Dear Abdul,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up
a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know
you would dig the plot for me.
Your Dad,
Mohammad.

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven’s sake, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the
biological weapons.
Love,
Abdul.

At 4a.m.the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and
dug up the entire area without finding any weapons. They apologized to
the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That’s the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love,
Abdul.