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Dear friends,

I’d like to share a story of what happened to me last Monday, October 6,
which appears to be a modus operandi done by people with criminal
intentions. My purpose for sharing this with you is to forewarn you of such
incidents so that you may keep yourselves safe.

At about a quarter to 7 in the evening, last Monday, I left the office and
walked out of Tektite building towards San Miguel Avenue, Ortigas, to ride a
cab. It was just right after a brief drizzle, so the roads were almost
empty of cars and people, although it was still a bit early. I’m accustomed
to going home by myself if I feel like it, and riding cabs without any
problems for the longest time.

I was walking along Exchange Road in front of our building, and have already
crossed Pearl Drive , when I saw a cab slowly cruising along Exchange Road
from San Miguel Avenue . It was an old, a bit dilapidated, white (seemingly)
Toyota Corolla, with a yellow-lighted “taxi” on the roof, with black scrawl
of the taxi’s “name” on the side (I didn’t notice the name written there).
It didn’t have any passengers on board and I thought it a bit odd that a
passenger-less cab would be coming from San Miguel Avenue towards Tektite at
a time when taxis are supposedly full. I was more accustomed to seeing
taxis with no passengers coming from Pearl Drive towards Tektite on its way
out back towards EDSA or in the oppposite direction of C-5. But it didn’t
quite get to me. I was tired and needed to go home to rest. I just thought
that the driver was trying to get passengers.

I flagged down the slow moving taxi and got in. I said I was going towards
EDSA, so the cab went its usual familiar route of rounding the one-way
Exchange Road , out to San Miguel Avenue , left to Megamall, and right
towards EDSA. I normally would text Tony of the plate number of the taxi,
but at that time, I didn’t. I normally would check the locks of the car
doors, but this time, I only locked the ones on the front and back passenger
seats (right side, because I saw that the left side door was locked).
Everything was normal, except that it was still going its slow pace. The
driver was a slim-built, middle-aged man, with balding head (some hairs on
the side), wore a baseball cap and a worn-out but decent white polo jacket.

Near the foot of the flyover towards Ortigas Avenue and EDSA, he requested
me in a kindly manner to please move to the other end of the passenger seat
because “ma-fla-flat na po yung gulong ko. Spare lang yan e.” where I was
sitting. I was sitting at the right side of the passenger seat at the back,
and promptly moved to the left side. I was even able to converse with him,
saying “a ganun ba? Hindi ba delikado yun na tumatakbo tayo sa EDSA na
pa-flat na gulong n’yo?” “Hindi po, malapit lang naman po kayo, di ba? Kaya
pa po yun,” he smilingly said. And, all along, we were slowly moving across
the flyover at EDSA. After the flyover, he slowly veered towards the inner
side of the yellow lane, but I thought it was because “inaalalayan niya yung
sasakyan.”
When the taxi crossed the gate of Corinthian Gardens , it further slowed
down, and I saw from afar two men seemingly waiting for a bus. When the
taxi neared the two men, they gestured towards the taxi, and it suddenly
dawned on me that this could be a hold-up. I initially tried getting the
lock of the door to my side open, and was stricken by horror that it didn’t
budge. It seemed to be jammed (or perhaps child-locked, on hindsight). And
the horror of horrors happened. The taxi stopped by the two men, and the
driver announced, “‘wag ka gagawa ng iskandalo, hold-up ‘to,” and promptly
opened the locked doors on the right side doors of the front and back
passenger seats. Everything went fast. The two men briskly went in, one at
the front passenger seat, the other beside me on my right. I thought in
horror “this can’t be happening to me!” All I can scream was “ay! ay! Diyos
ko! Diyos ko!” The driver said to the two men, “wag n’yong sasaktan ‘yan,
mabait si ma’am.” And, to me, “pera lang ang kailangan namin. Hindi ka
masasaktan kung susundin mo kami.” One of the two men was also middle-aged,
slim-built, with balding hair. The other was younger, about in his mid- to
late-twenties, gaunt-looking, with high cheek bones, with a thick head of
hair. He struck me as someone who was taking drugs.

The next two hours were a gruelling ordeal. They rummaged through my bag
and got my money, ATM and credit cards, cellphones, and my jewelry,
including my wedding ring. They gave back my bag and wallet, though, but
without the money and the cards. We spent the hours going around EDSA from
Kamuning to Quezon Avenue , stopping at banks where one of the men went to
the ATM machines to try and get cash from my savings ATM and credit cards.
They didn’t let me out of the taxi to do the transactions. While one man
did the transactions at the ATMs, the taxi kept going round and round the
Kamuning and Quezon Avenue u-turns. They took away my glasses so that I
can’t see where we’re going. But I was familiar with the places we passed -
Timog Avenue , Agham Road , near the Napocor area, and back again to EDSA to
go to the ATMs for transactions. They pressed me for the PIN of the credit
cards, but I didn’t memorize them, but gave them some numbers that I’m not
even sure of.

Towards the end, they were pissed off because they couldn’t get through the
credit cards, and I was afraid that they’d do me in. But, in the end, they
let me go, the driver warning me sternly, “wag kang lilingon sa kaliwa o
kanan. Dire-direcho lang, kung hindi, babarilin talaga kita.” They gave a
100 peso bill “pamasahe para makauwi.” They dropped me off at Agham Road ,
near the Philippine Children’s Medical Center (formerly Lungsod ng Kabataan)
at about 9:30 p.m. There was no one in sight, another light drizzle has
already passed. One of the men accompanied me out of the taxi, pushed me
forward, and ran back to the taxi. That’s when I ran and ran towards Quezon
Avenue until I boarded a jeepney at a stop light. The kindly jeepney driver
motioned me to a mobile police patrol when we passed by one, and I finally
came to the police precinct at Kamuning EDSA to tell my tale. I didn’t even
get to see the taxi’s plate number.

They informed me there that that has been a modus operandi of these criminal
elements, plying the route of Quezon Avenue , Timog, Agham, even Kamuning
areas. They also would give some money for “pamasahe.” They would say it’s
for a sick wife, etc.

I have talked to some employees of a company in the Ortigas area who fell
victim to the same modus operandi. Same taxi, same description of the
driver, same alibi about a flat tire, requesting the passenger to move to
the left side of the passenger seat, where the door’s lock is jammed. Same
giving of the 100 peso bill at the end of the hold-up. Last December, an
employee rode the dubious taxi at SM Megamall at about 9 p.m. and the
hold-up was announced when some men boarded the taxi at Star Mall. The
person was held-up until 11 p.m. The other, with the person’s 6-year old
child, boarded the taxi at the Robinson’s Galleria and was also held-up by
men who went inside the taxi. I myself, boarded the taxi near where I work,
imagine that. And, the security guards were just a few meters away.

Please be forewarned of this modus operandi. We’re facing harder times, and
December is nearing. Take extra care, friends. As for me, I believe it was
the prayers that helped me. All throughout the ordeal, my Savior was there,
guiding me in what to say or do so as not to aggravate the situation until
freedom came. They didn’t touch or harm me. Praise God!

God bless us,
Ruth

ORTIGAS TAXI HOLDUPPER STRIKES AGAIN!!

Our experience last night at Robinsons Galleria. I was awake the whole night and got myself into writing this.

Taxi Hold up @ Robinsons Galleria
September 28
730 PM to 830 PM

It  is  so  hard for me to recollect my thoughts and put this into writing.
The  incident is still fresh in my mind and I haven’t got over the shock of the  most  horrible,  traumatic  experience in my whole life. Sleep at this early  hour  of  the morning seemed eluding my being. I decided to put this into writing to let everyone know to be extra careful in taking a taxi most especially at Ortigas, Robinsons Galleria.

Around 730PM my daughter and I, along with some friends left Jollibee, West Avenue  Branch  after attending the birthday celebration of the daughter of one  of  my  colleagues.  We  took the MRT from Trinoma towards Ortigas. My daughter  and I were already on our own as we alighted the train at Ortigas Station.  We  left  the  station  and  traverse the path going to Robinsons Galleria.  Since  I  am with my daughter and we are quite tired of the long walk, I decided to take a taxi. We hailed a taxi, please take note of this, right in front of Robinsons Galleria that is facing Edsa, I haven’t got the plate  number  since  I  have  no inkling that a terrible thing is about to happen  to us. In my mind, all I wanted is to go home and take a rest since it  would  be  another  hectic week ahead of us. I told the taxi driver “Sa Rosario Pasig ho”. He turned right then along Ortigas, but just after a few minutes  he told us to sit at the left most portion of the back seat as the tire  at  the other side is not in a good condition. It happened so fast we were  just  shocked  and surprised when the driver suddenly stopped the car and  two  men  went  inside  the  taxi  and  begun  telling us “hwag kayong mag-ingay  kung  ayaw nyong masaktan. My daughter (who is only 6 years old) and  I  panicked and screamed as I was trying to unlock the door. One thing caught  my  attention  the car was dilapidated and there was no lock at the door!  So there was no way out but pray for God’s mercy. I tried calling my God please spare our lives! Save us from this very frightful situation. The man  sitting  next  to  the  driver  took my bag and began searching for my wallet  and  took the money which is around 2K to 3K. The man sitting at my right took my Sony Erricson cell phone and I requested if he could spare me my SIM card and he obliged.

While  the man right next to the driver was searching my bag, I pleaded and beg  them  to  release  us  saying “please maawa na kayo lalo na sa anak ko hindi  po  kami mayaman kunin nyo na lahat palabasin nyo lang kami dito.” I remember  we  went  around  Julia  Vargas passing Valle Verde “umiikot kami doon”  then  we passed along Medical City turning right towards North Edsa ..

While  passing  Edsa, that’s along Camp Aguinaldo the other man at my right asked  me  to remove my rings, my wedding ring and the plain band, that’s a gift  from  my husband. He also instructed me to remove my earrings, I told him “peke lang po ito” but he still took it. He also ask for the PIN number of  my  ATM  (PCI)  which  I  readily gave him but warned them that it is a payroll  account  and  no  amount  was left on that account and I told them again  “hindi po kami mayaman wala pong laman yan”.  Then the driver made a U  turn  that’s driving along Camp Crame and he stopped the car in front of an  establishment  which  I  didn’t  get  the  chance to take note coz what concerns  me  is  our safety and our escape from this terrifying situation.
The  man  at  my  right  gave me direction pointing to an alley between the business  establishments instructing me to go straight without looking back or else we will be gunfired as they have colleagues on convoy. They gave us Php  100 for our fare back home. The possessions that they took from me are my money, atm, sony ericsson cellphone, watch and my jewelries.

Right  at  this point I am still having cold feet. The incident is still in my  nerves.  Only  at  this  time I am experiencing the trauma of the whole incident.  Surprisingly  my  whole  demeanor  during  that time was I am in control  of  myself  and the situation we were facing against our abductors but  fear  was still at the back of my mind. Iniisip ko ang anak ko. That I should  be strong for her. Thank God no bladed weapons or guns were pointed on us we left physically unscathed. I thank God for giving us the chance to live again.

Jojo C. Bañez

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As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during our commission of duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to your employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of \”cut and paste\” as it is explained to you for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You wander around the building all day, shiftlessly seeking fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation; however, I have a few parting thoughts:

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation as I have consistently performed my duties and even more. The most you can say to hurt me is, \”I prefer not to comment.\” To keep you honest, I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I will publish your \”Favorites,\” which I conveniently saved when you made me \”back up\” your useless files. I do believe that terms like \”Lolita\” are not viewed favorably by the university administrations.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to \”take pictures of your mother\’s b-day,\” you neglected to mention that you were going to take nude pictures of yourself in the mirror. Then, like the techno-moron you are, you forgot to erase them. Suffice it to say, I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle. I assure you that those photos are being kept in safe places pending your authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (And, for once, would you please try to use spellcheck? I hate correcting your mistakes.)

I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody and all of your twisted little repugnant obsessions will become public knowledge. Never f*ck with your systems administrator, Mr. Baker! They know what you do with all that free time!

Sincerely

Mcguyver

Network Administrator

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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
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There are six F’s in the sentence
A person of average intelligence finds three of them.
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If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.
Before you look at the explanation, feel free to go back and count again, there really are six in there.

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If you caught six, you are a genius.
There is no catch. Many people forget the “OF”’s.
The human brain tends to see them as V’s and not F’s.
Pretty weird, huh?

Enjoy!

1. “Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya..”

2. “Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”

3. “Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”

4. “Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

5. “Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”

6. “Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din.”

7. “Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.” ( tis’ what you call realization stage!)

8. “Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.

9. “Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang.”

10. “Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”

11. “Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.”

12. “Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakaka- eL ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka.”

13. “Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.”

14. “Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya.”

15. “Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”

16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”

17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”

18. “Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!”

19. “Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo.”

20. “Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang mga taong malalapit sa iyo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

21. “Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal…nakakatakot mahulog… at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka..”

B.A.G.S.I.K. (Bagong Alyansa ng mga Ginoong Sinasaktan at Inaapi ng mga Kabiyak)

or

U.H.A.W. (Union of Husbands Afraid of Wives)
eto ang mga hinaing nila!

When you say: “Ako ang tigas sa amin.”
You really mean: “Ako ang tigas-saing ng kanin at tigas-sundo sa eskuwela ng mga bata.”

When you say: “Gagawin ko kahit ayaw ng misis ko.”
You really mean: “Gagawin kong maghugas ng pinggan kung ayaw niya, gagawin kong maglaba kung ayaw niya.”

When you say: “Kapag ako napuno, magyayaya ako ng hiwalay!”
You really mean: “Hiwalay ang puti sa de-kolor at baka kumupas ang labada.”

When you say: “Lahat ng utos ko ay pasigaw.”
You really mean: “Hoy bilisan mo naman iyang kape at giniginaw na ako dito sa labahan!”

When you say: “Ako ang laging nasusunod!”
You really mean: “Oo, dear susunod na ako sa iyo sa simbahan.”

When you say: “Nakukuha ko siya sa isang salita!”
You really mean: “Honey, huwag mo na akong batukan at masakit!”

When you say: “Inaabot siya sa akin ng mura!”
You really mean: “‘Ling naman, mura lang naman yung sapatos na bibilhin ko!”

When you say: “Nakukuha ko siya sa isang tingin!”
You really mean: “Hon, patingin naman ng periodiko pagkatapos mong basahin.”

When you say: “Kaya ko siyang paluhurin!”
You really mean: “Hinabol ako ng walis at nagtago ako sa ilalim ng kama namin. Paluhod niyang sinabing ‘Hoy lumabas ka riyan at tatamaan ka sa akin!’”

When you say: “Hindi niya ako kayang paglabahin!”
You really mean: “Hindi puede kasi hindi pa ako tapos mamalantsa.”

One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do “69″. But the
Boyfriend doesn’t have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset
but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay
down…and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as
the GF tells him to do.

They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he
will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let
go one Fart…directly on her BF’s face.

GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some
more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart….this time
bigger than the previous.

The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at
her.. “If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD”

” kailan ka matatapos gumawa ng WALA??
sagot: pag gumawa ka na ng MERON!!”

“c astroboy ang pinaka malakas na robot, hindi to kayang pataubin ni voltes v, daimos o badinger z, bakit kamo? dhil c astro boy lng ang tanging robot na my machine gun sa pwet!!”

“my nanalangin sa akin na 1 beses, nanalangin cla na sana manalo cla sa basketbol, kaso d ko malaman kung pagbibigyan ko ba, kc nanalangin din ung kalaban nla na sana manalo din cla! cno ngaun ang pagbibigyan ko?? ”

” minsan gus2 ko cyang sapakin sa mukha ng npakalas na para makatulog cya sa daan..pero d ppwede.. baka kc cya gumanti! laki pa naman ng katawan nya!! ”

“hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay
kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay
katotohanan. ”

“hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan. ”

“hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?”

“Buntot mo Hila mo”. Anuman gawin mo sa sarili mo pag nagkamali ka sa bandang huli wala kang ibang sisisihin kundi sarili mo din.

It was 1998, I was about to graduate from grade school at that time when I first discovered about a new gaming console released by Sony called Playstation. I could clearly remember how I was awed and amazed at the graphics. That was my first time to see 3D games and Sony was where I first experienced it. Every time my class ends in the afternoon, I will go to the nearest Sony Playstation Rental House (it is like our computer cafe nowadays) with my friends and play my favorites games like CastleVania Symphony of the Night, Twisted Metal, RayStorm and a lot more.

Not contented with just paying with the computer rentals, I asked my father to buy me one. So a year later I have received a gift - My very first Sony Playstation. I was a first year high school student then at Manila Science, I really didn’t expect what was waiting for me when I got home. There it was seating at the center of the living room. With the light blue colored box about the size of an LCD monitor only thicker. I swear that it was twinkling when I first saw it, was like I was hearing a background music playing as well singing “Merry Christmas”. I guess I was just so happy with the gift that I almost cried with happiness.

Eventually Sony Playstation 2 came and today we have Playstation 3. But would you believe how tough my Sony Playstation was? I received the gift around early 1999, but I still was using it until I sold it to a friend 2 years ago and he was able to still use it for a year. Another trivia - We live here at Manila, but on year 2000, my father and I went to live at Davao City for more than 2 years and I brought along my beloved Playstation with me while I was there.

I really can’t live a day with out a Playstation. With my Sony Playstation, I was able to watch movies, play games and listen to music while studying. It was really an entertainment package for me during those times. I guess not only it was a benefit for me, but to my friends and siblings as well. I remember that I and my sister play Bust A Move almost every afternoon, sometimes, along with my younger brother. Because of that we became closer with each other. Well on other times, my friends will go our place just to watch a vcd movie which they brought along and all of us would enjoy it through the afternoon. So you see? It was not just a gaming console, it was also my life.

Now that I don’t have my first Playstation no more, I begun my search for another gaming system to replace it.

I have heard about other brands which is also on the market, but I guess no one else comes close to Playstation for having all I need as an entertainment package.

Now I have A Sony Playstation Portable (a.k.a Sony PSP). I actually got 3 but sold the first one a year ago. Because of the recent advancements of technology, now I have a gaming console which is not only portable, but with wifi/internet connectivity as well. Sony had evolve so much with their consoles that I am so excited to see what will they come up next. Right now my Sony PSP is the portable gaming console with the biggest screen/lcd display. Not only that, it also have loud speakers and comfy controls. Plus you get to have a “Playstation 2 - like” stunning graphics. I guess the beautiful display is because of the technology hidden behind the large screen (not to mention the game engine).

Now this latest Playstation of mine which is portable, still is a very good choice for entertainment. With it, I could play with 4 of my friends simultaneously. Because of this, it became a crowd favorite that is why most of my friends and co-workers have switched to a Playstation when they found out what it was capable of.

Although some of them are not very fond of games, they still bought a PSP so they could watch movies on its big screen display. Also, they loved the very crisp and “pleasant-to-the-ear” sounds of its earphones - even the loudspeakers!

Because of these, one thing is for sure for me. I will keep on buying Playstation units. You can show me other consoles trying to overcome Sony’s Playstation, but I always believe that they’ll never win against Sony. Heck even critic reviews vote Sony Playstation as the best gaming console. So why ask?

Features and price wise - I’ll go with sony, you will never be disappointed.

Here is a little history and an excerpt about Home Video Game Consoles

Sony PlayStation
Released in 1995

The PlayStation was launched in Japan on December 3, 1994, the USA on September 9, 1995 and Europe on September 29, 1995. In America, Sony enjoyed a very successful launch with titles of almost every genre including Toshinden, Twisted Metal, Warhawk, and Ridge Racer. Almost all of Sony’s and Namco’s launch titles went on to produce numerous sequels.

It definitely gave significance in my life just like the Sony’s World’s First Noise Canceling Portable Music Player: NWZ-S730 Series because my Sony Playstation all through these years have captured the heart of me and my boy/girl friends and family as well. We have loved it all these years and that won’t change anytime soon.

Ganito kasi sabi sa FAQ section ng kanyang libro.

Q:  Totoo bang may E-book version ang mga libro ni Bob Ong?
A:  Kung meron man, ilegal na mga kopya; walang kabayaran na natatanggap si BO at walang donasyon na napupunta sa mga organisasyon na umaasa sa tulong ng mga mambabasa.  Hindi sinusuportahan ni BO ang E-books dahil aksaya lang sa natural resources ang pagkain nito ng kuryente.  Sa pagtangkilik ng E-books, tinatalikuran mo ang pagkakataong makatulong sa mga kapuspalad, ninanakawan mo maging ang likas na yaman ng planeta, at pinagkakaitan mo ng pasasalamat ang isang poging Filipino author.  Hindi ka cool, at bagay sayo ang pangalang Lucifer.

Ako man ay gusto makahanap ng ebook ng kanyang mga libro gaya ng McArthur at abnkkbsnplak. Kahit isa ay wala pa ako nabasa sa mga libro ni Bob Ong. Pero sa kasamaang palad ay wala ako makita. (kung meron kayo pa-share naman oh haha).

Ngunit sa isang banda ay tama si Bob Ong (kung totoong isang tao lng sya pero sa tingin ng iba ay binubuo si Bob Ong ng maraming tao o writers). Nakakatulong nga tayo para mabawasan ang pangangailangan sa pagputol ng puno para gumawa ng papel, ngunit sa isang banda ay di kumikita ang book industry. Ngunit sa aking pananaw, eh mas gugustuhin ko pa malugi ang book industry kesa maubos ang kagubatan. haha ang layo na yata ng topic ko. baka mamaya ay mag welga pa ako nyan.

Marami ng gumagaya sa style ni Bob Ong kasi nga ang simpleng paraan ng kanyang pagsusulat ay muling bumuhay sa natutulog na industriya ng pagsusulat dito sa Pilipinas. At ito ay nakarating din sa mga kababayan naten na nasa ibang bansa na hanggang ngayon ay patuloy na sumusuporta at nag aantay sa mga darating pang libro nitong si Bob Ong.

Ang masasabi ko lng sau Bob Ong kung sino ka man. Salamat sa mga pranka at parang alang kwenta ngunit meron naman pala na mga kasabihan ng naisulat mo sa libro mo. Ito ang hanap ng mgakababayan nateng Pilipino - isang libro na nagpapatawa na ay nagtuturo pa ng leksyon sa pang araw araw na buhay. Salamat.

Ngayon… pahingi naman ng EBOOK!!! hahaha magkano ba kasi ung libro nya? di kasi ako makagala sa book store…  busy kuno. hehe

Ciao!

Translate this one to english if you can’t figure out what I am saying since I chose to write this one in Tagalog

decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me… It was her beautiful

younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and

generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got a pleasant view. It had

to be deliberate.She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day the “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me

that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I

got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my

bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and

frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her

panties and threw them down the stairs at me.I stood there for a moment, then turned and made

a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!With tears in his

eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,”We are so happy that you have passed our little

test. We couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

LOLS

A true friend stabs you in the front.
–OSCAR WILDE

Never explain : your friends don’t need it & your enemies won’t believe you anyway.
–ELBERT HUBBARD

If you’re not curious, it’s a sign that you’re stupid.
–DR. FRANK CRANE

It’s better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not.
–ANDRE GIDE

Pag masakit ang katawan, maga yan sa loob, parang taling nagkapili-pilipit.
–MANNY PACQUIAO

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PITONG KATOTOHANAN SA MUNDO

1 - Lahat ng nakikita mo ay di iyo

2 - Di mo kayang bilangin ang buhok mo

3 - Di lahat ng ngipin mo ay abot ng dila mo

4 - Susubukan ng mga tanga ang pangatlo

5 - Ang pangatlo ay mali

6 - Mapapa-ngiti ka kasi nagmukha kang tanga

7 - Ipasa mo sa iba para makaganti ka…alam ko talaga ginawa mo ung pang
no. 3!!! wag ka na magkaila..

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MGA RESOLUTIONS KO:

1. Hindi na ako mangangako, PROMISE!

2. Hindi na ako mag-iingles, NEVER AGAIN!

3. Di na ako magsusugal, PUSTAHAN PA TAYO!

4. At hindi na ako magsasalita ng patapos. PERIOD!

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MGA QUESTIONS NGA NAMAN:

–Ano ba mangyayari kapag inabutan ka ng syam-syam?

–Gaano kabilis ang “mabilis pa sa alas-4″?

–Ano ba ginagamit na panulat ‘pag sinabihan kang “ilista mo sa tubig”?

–Totoo bang “matagal mamatay ang masamang damo”?

–di ba mapapakain pa sa kambing ang damo kahit patay na ang kabayo?

–Bakit kailangan pang mamaluktot pag maiksi ang kumot? pwede naman
patayin ang aircon?

–Gano ba kasakit ang abutan ka ng “pagkagat ng dilim”?

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Ang Love, parang multo…

You’ll never know it’s there unless magparamdam

oha! oha!

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All books in this world…….

The Bible

The Quaran

The Guru Granth

The Gita

teach us to love each other….

But only the kamasutra explains how!!!

“Safiya Albright - a plain and simple girl who want’s nothing but to be noticed. After a night of what she thought was just an after effect of drugs and alcohol she finds herself in an obscure and rhapsodic turn of events.”

-  This is how she describes the main character on her novel.

She currently has 3 parts made for the first Act called “BREACHED”. From the word itself I first imagined someone breaking in a house or a security facility. But upon reading the story I figured out that it was more than just a simple break-in. It was actually a series of very mysterious and bizarre events.

Here is one term that I learned while reading the piece: “NBFSB” means No Boyfriend Since Birth.(pretty girly huh?)

Anyway, you can check everything out on the link below

Le Grand Meaulnes: The Land of Lost Content
The whirlwind of thoughts and inhibitions in my head.