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2010-05-12T16:20:00.000-07:00

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2010-04-29T02:08:00.000-07:00

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2010-04-29T02:04:00.000-07:00

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2010-04-29T01:37:00.000-07:00

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The Top 5 Reasons Why You Need to Swallow

The Top 5 Reasons Why You Need to Swallow

Posted by RightCoastLexSteele on September 24, 2009 - 157 Comments

Categories: Sex

Notice her nice chin (Sturdy Chin!)

I’ve never quite understood why a blogsite called Three Ways staffed by 4 writers has a fascination with the number 8, so I’m gonna rock with 5 today. That notwithstanding, I have compiled the top 5 reasons why the fairer sex should be having human protein shakes as often as possible. I emphasized top because there are about 56,000 reasons why you should do it, but honestly if I need to give you more than 8, that just means you’re stubborn and I’m wasting my time…and top is also one of the more humorous synonyms for the almighty fellatio.

It feels better

Let’s be real. Men hate condoms. Every man that bothers to put on a rubber before hopping in some gushy warmth curses the Gods that be for having to do so. If he told you he likes them, he’s lying. It’s more like he puts up with it until you change your mind and let him get it skin to skin. And if you are rockin’ skin to skin without birth control, he still has to pull out and find somewhere to rest the kids. (Warning: You should only trust League of Cocksmen certified G’s to pull out. Non-certified cats WILL impregnate you.) Just the split second it takes to make sure you’re all the way out and you’re not blasting off in her fresh perm or new sheets can take away from the sweet sweet esctacy of an orgasm. Solution: swallow. It has all the same benefits of being inside a woman during the orgasm minus all of the horrible 9 month side effects. To hell with Plan B, that should THE Plan.

He likes it

Every man isn’t the same, so naturally they’re gonna like different things offered to them in your Rampin Shop. But I think I can safely say you don’t have to ask your man if he likes being sucked to the last drop. As a great man once said, “If the head right, Biggie there e’ry night.” Newsflash: THIS IS RIGHT. Why does he like it? Refer to reason #1. You know how hard it is to get him to do the stupid crap you want him to do like take out the trash and watch the Tyra show with you? Try this out and I guarantee the trash will be taken out before it’s full and he’ll set a reminder on the cable box for the Tyra show.

It’s only fair

Now if your man doesn’t go down on you, just skip to #4. But if he does, think about this. When he’s down there working his magic and he’s done, where do you think all that lovely moistness goes? That’s right, he swallows it. Even if he grabs the bottle of water or gatorade next to the bed to wash it down, he’s still ingesting it. What makes you think you’re any better? The nerve…

Spitters are quitters

The proof is in the pudding. This has become a quite cliche phrase over the years, but the last time I heard it, I was actually sitting in a diner surrounded by females that were talkin’ smack about chicks that don’t swallow. I was so pleased to hear this I bought them all another round of mimosas. But seriously, on a deeper level, it’s a testimony to character. No one like a quitter, nor do they like anyone to do half the job. When I go for an oil change, they don’t walk up to the car and say “Hey, we got the oil right here, so why don’t you just go ahead and get under there, drain the oil for us and we’ll take care of the rest.” Not a chance in hell. They change the oil, ask me if I want a new filter, top off my other fluids (take that how you want) and check my tire pressure. <——-Thorough. If you quit on me now, what else will you quit at?

If you liked it, you shoulda put ya lips on it

Seattle isn’t shallow enough to say it, so I will. He didn’t break up with you because he’s focused on his career, or he needs some time to himself or whatever the hell he told you. He broke up with you because you.don’t.swallow. And maybe some of those reasons played a role in his decision, but after weighing all the pros and cons, it popped into his head “…and the b*tch don’t swallow. DUECES!” Think about it, being focused on a career is stressful enough, so coming home to a half assed or no bj at all makes for a sour puss. The baddest man on the planet said it best…”I sacrifice so much in my life…I’ve been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a bl*wj*b?“ So don’t spend too much time trying to figure out why 2 months after he told you he needed to be alone he has a new wifey. SHE SWALLOWS!

Like I said, there are thousands of other reasons why you should which I would love to share with you, but I already had to send Slim a dollar a word on Paypal for the extra hundred words or so. But I’m sure there are a few cats out there that will readily share a reason with you below in the comments section. So the next time a female asks why on Earth should she swallow, tell her to take it 3 ways. Then refer her to our blog. One yaself!

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6 Things You Don’t Know About Your Guy

2010-04-15T05:27:00.000-07:00

Alright ladies! Pay attention! Read! Absorb! Learn!
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6 Things You Don’t Know About Your Guy
By Emily Battaglia, Lifescript Staff Writer
Published May 16, 2009

Just when you thought you had men figured out, here are six undisclosed truths you never knew. Your guy isn’t intentionally keeping secrets. He’s just more likely to abide by the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Find out how understanding – and accepting – these “secrets” can strengthen your relationship

1. He doesn’t like all of your friends
Chances are he likes your self-involved, basket-case girlfriend about as much as you like his beer-chugging womanizer buddy. He probably wonders why you hold onto the friendship, and he might even wish you’d end it. After all, he’s the one you vent to about her. But he’s not going to open Pandora’s box by telling you his true feelings.

Lesson learned: He doesn’t have to like all your friends. He just has to be civil to them for your sake, unless, of course, those friends are trying to sabotage your relationship.

Next time you feel the urge to gripe about your friends to your guy, remember that he’s filing away everything you say – and he may not be able to forget and forgive as easily as you do.

2. He checks out other girls
If your guy denies noticing the cute waitress at the café, he’s probably just sugarcoating the truth to avoid an argument with you. Men like to look at beautiful women – just as women like to admire handsome men.

But that doesn’t mean he’s envisioning a life or even a steamy interlude with the waitress.

Nor does it mean he’s comparing her to you. Odds are he simply appreciates her beauty, just as you appreciate the great grin of that Brad Pitt look-a-like you always bump into at the fax machine.

Lesson learned: As long as he’s not blatantly ogling girls or flirting with other women in front of you, don’t worry! You’re the one he loves.

Avoid the urge to blurt out the dreaded, “Do you think she’s prettier than me?” He’ll find self-confidence much sexier than insecurity. Plus, no guy likes to be pressured into dishing compliments.

3. He gets hit on
Women probably flirt with your man. In fact, some may have crushes on him, whether he knows it or not, or tells you about it.
Sure, tall, dark and handsome men get hit on more often, but even bald guys with beer bellies can be cute. (If you find him attractive, other women do, too.)

He probably doesn’t tell you when it happens because he doesn’t want you to worry or overreact. Do you tell him every time a man hits on you?

Lesson learned: Remember your guy wants to be with you. As long as he’s not the one doing the flirting, it’s fine for him to be flattered when he gets attention from other women. Similarly, you shouldn't feel guilty if your local coffee shop barrista makes extra friendly small talk with you.

You should be flattered, too – after all, it proves you’ve got good taste in men!

4. He wants to get married, eventually
Ball-and-chain jokes aside, most guys do want to get hitched… when the time is right.

The idea that all men want to be life-long bachelors is simply untrue. Most of them like the idea of spending the rest of their life with one good woman.
The catch is that they also want to sow their wild oats and enjoy the single life first. Men typically want to establish themselves both financially and career-wise, want kids when they’re older and want to own a house by the time they get married.

Lesson learned: If your guy isn’t ready for marriage and you just can’t wait any longer, move on. He might not be in the place he needs to be right now, or unfortunately, you may just not be his Mrs. Right.

And if you’re already married to him, don’t assume he’s secretly pining for the bachelor life he left behind whenever times get tough. Love, fulfillment and security trump lonely nights and an empty fridge – even for guys.

5. He lets himself go when you do
He’ll probably never tell you, but your guy doesn’t adore you regardless of how you look, especially when it comes to weight gain (except pregnancy) or letting your appearance slip.

If you stop hitting the gym, trade those short skirts that won his heart for frumpy sweats, or no longer bother to style your hair, he’ll still love you, but odds are he’ll long for the old you.
He might even wonder if you’ve stopped caring about him if you stop caring about how you look when he’s with you.

Ask if he thinks you look fat, he’ll lie to avoid hurting you, though he may let you know in more subtle ways. Remember, the way you looked when he fell in love with you is the way he wants you to stay forever.

Lesson learned: Never take for granted the importance of physical attraction in your relationship. Look good for your guy, and you’ll feel better about yourself.

6. He takes it personally when you nag…
Finding fault with people – especially our loved ones – is easy. So is getting into the habit of mercilessly criticizing your partner.

While your guy may joke about your nagging to his friends, he’s not finding it funny on the inside. You might think you’re offering gentle reminders or that you’re being justifiably critical, but the more you nag, the more he’ll tune you out because he’s genuinely hurt.
Pointing the finger at someone else is easier than dealing with your own issues. But never being at fault can be tiresome to a husband who isn’t always to blame either.

Lesson learned: Stop this vicious cycle by treating your boyfriend or hubby as an equal.

And remember, for the most part you knew the man you married when you got hitched; it’s unfair to now criticize him for being the man you chose to marry.

So did it hit home with some of you? I hope so. If it did and you could change a couple of these in yourself. I would bet, your relationship improves! I know if your a whiny friend, it would improve our relationship. I would rather hear something positive about your man! It makes it easier to like him! I like my friend getting along with my man !

to:
Emily Battaglia ,
You are hands down a very wise woman! Thank you

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2010-03-25T03:24:00.000-07:00

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When I saw this my first thought was " what about the warranty? Will this be covered?" Then I thought...."Oh hell no ! Don't they know how much they costs?I finally like my boobs and they blow me up. Man,if it wasn't for bad luck I would have no luck!!!"

This is the way I see it.:

(purely hypothetical)

If I am a suicidal bomber , I really must not have any self esteem (or intelligence) .Obviously I don't like my body. I must feel really bad about myself to choose to blow myself up.I am obviously very angry at the world and on a pity pot with a chip on my shoulder. I must have issues!!!! So it just seems to me, if I got a boob job .All of that would change, to a brighter outlook upon myself.(come on guys,we all know if we don't have boobs you guys make fun of us,unless your trying to get us in bed.Then you say "more than a hand full is a waste "Just so we will take our shirt off for you. Then after sex you guys gather around and talk shit on itty bitty titty.Not all of you ,but a lot of you ! It ends up getting back to the small breasted girl and it crushes her. All of her life she watches you men google over big boobs. That is the jest of our lack of self esteem and anger issues. Same with the blond vs brunette or skinny vs fat etc.) So this no self esteemed suicidal bomber finally gets breasts! They turn out great.They are full, large and perky.Finally the men are turning to look her way! She is loving every minute of it.She finally is the one the guys google over ! They whistle and say things to her that make her blush and gets her wet!Now ask yourself is she going to give that up? Especially by blowing them up? If she has too die. Come on she is gonna want an open casket to show these puppies off !!!

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2009-12-25T03:50:00.000-08:00

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Birthplace: Czech Republic
Age: 25
Favorite Movie: “The 40-Year-Old Virgin.” I would love to get my hands on a virgin and fuck him ‘til sunrise!
Favorite Song: “Like a Virgin,” by Madonna. Like I said, I love virgins.
Favorite Food: Fish Tacos and beer. It’s a good snack after sex. I love good food and good sex!
Likes: Posing nude, beaches and interesting people.
Dislikes: Cold weather, traffic and bad sex.
Ambitions: Since being in America, I have enjoyed myself very much. Especially posing for Hustler magazine! At home, I am a very serious businesswoman and showing off my naked body feels so liberating. When the photographer was shooting close ups of my pussy it started to gush because I got so horny thinking about all the men who will be stroking their stiff cocks from looking at my body. I was born with a tight body made to please my men! Best Place to Fuck: On a California beach with a hot, young surfer.
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SUZANNA: There are a lot of things that can turn me on. If I were a man, I would have a hard cock 24/7! My pussy is always wet. I wake up every morning thinking of a stiff prick rubbing against my clit. My hand makes its way down my stomach and into my pussy and I finger fuck myself until I come all over my hand. Then I get up, go to work, fantasize about more sex and come home and fuck myself before I fall asleep. I am a very naughty girl...

HUSTLER: Are you into women, too?

SUZANNA: Mmmm...Definitely! Who wouldn’t want to taste a little pussy now and then? Women taste so sweet and salty, like a French dessert. My favorite night of fun is to have a fat cock sliding in and out of my tight slit while a hard-bodied blonde is riding my face with her mound. I am a businesswoman and I am very good at multi-tasking. There is no woman that I couldn’t handle.

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2009-12-25T03:23:00.000-08:00

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2009-11-16T01:03:00.000-08:00

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Getting a start in porn wasn’t easy for this up-and-coming gal from Jacksonville, Florida. “I used to be very shy,” Crissy tells us. “It was really hard for me to pose nude for the first time. I was nervous and totally self-conscious. The photographer almost had to beg me to slowly remove my top. Then, on the next day, he had me show off my boobs and take off my panties. That got me aroused. I went into nude modeling full force. After that, nothing could stop me!” Mesmerizing Ms. Moran has now done some 40-plus XXX films in the past six years. “I find that I love having sex on film, maybe more than at home,” she declares. “People watching me fuck—or just the thought that someone might be peeking in a window while I’m riding a cock just for fun—really gets me off.” What else gets Crissy off? “Giving head and getting head! I love getting it from guys and petite girls with tight bodies. I don’t think you should limit yourself to being with just one sex.” Listening to bisexual Crissy describe her bedroom feats is almost as arousing as seeing her without a stitch. “I’m also big on other types of foreplay,” she continues. “When it comes to doing the deed, my favorite position is doggy-style. There’s something about a hot guy pumping away against my ass that does it for me. It sounds kinda dirty, but it feels good having a throbbing hard-on up in me like that!” What would the zesty, shapely Sunshine Stater be doing if she hadn’t ventured into erotic entertainment? “I hate to think of that,” Crissy responds. “I love being in porn! It is easily the best job in the world ever. If I had to, I guess I’d work in a “legit” gig—maybe a legal office helping people. I once clerked at a county courthouse and felt like I made a real difference. I would do that or maybe even become a professional photographer, shooting lots of hot, naked chicks.” Even away from the prying camera, Crissy can’t be stopped. “I love to dance and hang out in clubs,” she says. “Plus, I work out like a demon. I run, swim and even lift weights. It’s very important to me to keep my body superfirm. After all, nobody wants to see a fat porn star.” But there’d be that much more to enjoy!

Birthplace: San Diego, California
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Favorite Movie: Finding Nemo. Something about that fish makes me wanna say "Awwww..." everytime I see that movie.
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Dislikes: Bad breath, flatulence, smelly people. I guess would sum it up!
Ambitions: II do a little photography and would like to do more. I am also very interested in forensic science. You can blame CSI for that one.
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2009-11-01T00:34:00.000-07:00

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2009-09-30T09:25:00.000-07:00

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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

2009-09-26T00:30:00.000-07:00

I came across this and it just made me laugh. I thought how right most of this is and how perfect some of it is toward my crazy nasty neighbor. It almost described his ugly attitude, you know the type of person whom would do these things naturally and never quit and think how cool they are for it.You know the 30 year old who beats up a 70 year old crippled man. The type of people that live by the saying "misery loves company" Well that's my nasty neighbor.I have to tell you about him . He is ugly! inside and out. He reminds us of Napoleon Dynamite.(same boots in 119 degree weather. Has no life , no friends. His days consists of video tapping us and recording every conversation on this property. Hurts my animals but tries to get us arrested for hurting his.He spends 24 hours a day trying to get us. It is really sad to watch. To think your desire to be around someone is so pathetic you have to resort to lies deception and violence.He was really nice to me when I was single. I had the unfortunate previlage to watch him consistantly attack and steal from a 70 year old man for years.I knew the day i met him he was the biggest loser i had laid eyes on in a long time. He said that day " I owe back child support so I have to live at home with mom" Keep in mind this was 7 years ago and he is 50 now.Anyway he is not content unless he is fighting with someone.That is sad. He is violent and has pulled a loaded gun on my husband . Full clip, one in chamber and no safety.My husband removed the weapon from his hand. and brought it home. He had called the sheriff and said he was assaulted thinking we dumb and would keep his gun.He failed to mention the gun to the sheriff.We had called and mentioned it.But now this is the kicker he walked fine to the gate and as soon as he got next to the sheriff he started to say ouch. He failed to mention he turned his dog and he pulled a loaded 45 on my husband..he was arrested. For brandishing a firearm and a concealed weapon. Both non felonies.Anyway a few days ago he accused us and a neighbor of throwing rocks at him and his dogs.We were placed under citizens arrest. Given a citation. For animal cruelty. which has the possibility of being a felony. My neighbor that was accused was home in bed when this supposedly happened.We were on the other side of the property all morning.Anyway the sheriff said he has called on us 28 times since the begining of the year.trying to get us in trouble.Anyway the sheriff said he would go to court for us.He gave me his word so I am holding him to it.I dont mean to go on about him. I was just reminded of him because of this " how to tick people off" I am going to take a moment to plug my other blog You should check out if you have ever been stalked or had a nasty neighbor. or just want to see. Check it out
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whom ever thought of this article I commend you for your thoughts. I find some of them quit creative. Well have a great day every .
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

   1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
   2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
   3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
   4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
   5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
   6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
   7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
   8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
   9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
      "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
      "What?"
      "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."