A Stitch in Haste

Daily Twitter Digest – 2012-05-24

Kip — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

Kip — Tue, 22 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

Will $FB collapse result in Barney Frank calling for more regulation of dumb retail investors? #tlot ->
Congress members dumbing down floor speeches, now at tenth grade level. http://t.co/HGBRliQt #tlot ->
Treasury quietly grants China special direct access to bond market, cutting out primary dealers. http://t.co/QoSwntKu #tlot #isdoingsextome ->

Kip — Mon, 21 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

RT @Randallsanimals "To err is human, to forgive is canine." – Unknown, but I f****** love it! http://t.co/roPsTiR8 =) ->

Kip — Sun, 20 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

DEA to law-abiding drivers: We're not tracking you, just your license plate. So STFU. http://t.co/vP2YuHHS #tlot ->
Today in Stupid™: Listening to BBC podcast lamenting the lack of English versions of foreign words. English has too few words? Really? ->
No "get in through the back door" jokes please: MD becomes latest state to require recognition of foreign SSM: http://t.co/QcpPWmMf #lgbt ->

Kip — Fri, 18 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

Senator Chuck E. Cheese proposes Save The Tax Vampire Act. http://t.co/VdHvsNQa #tlot ->
RT @NTU Why not build a tax system people want to inhabit, rather than use force to trap them? http://t.co/z3Obkxsd #tlot ->
The Dead Statesman http://t.co/M4YTw3Lr #tlot ->
Markets in Everything: Spring-loaded spoon for food fights. http://t.co/H3eDQtGg ->

Kip — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

The shitkicker hillbillies win another skirmish: http://t.co/iho9BWL4 #virginiaisforinbreeders #lgbt #tlot ->
Real or Rand?™: How long before the Crown Jewels are auctioned off? http://t.co/NrbPIEir #tlot ->
The latest indicium of the sad, sorry implosion of Andrew Sullivan's intellectual integrity: http://t.co/rdUSFqS4 #tlot #lgbt ->

Kip — Tue, 15 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

UK town spends GBP100,000 on 92 YouTube videos, including "How to Wash Your Hands" & "How To Use a Mobile Phone" http://t.co/ZM3PotBS #tlot ->
Dear #tcot: Remember before he started running for pres. when @MittRomney said he'd be a better advocate for gays than Ted Kennedy? #lgbt ->
Even one ER visit is too many — we must ban battery powered toys! http://t.co/L88AvT6y #tlot ->
How exactly is "screw up, get fired" (JPM) or "lie, get fired" (YHOO) proof of "market failure"? http://t.co/qP3DSkyg #tlot ->
Add a hashtag to a tweet, get accused of "twitter plagiarism." That's uptight even by Aspie standards. #getalife ->
RI now recognizes SSM, just doesn't issue them. http://t.co/A7Z439CF #lgbt #tlot ->
A reminder that "gays can adopt" is not the same as "gay couples can adopt." http://t.co/lFhJA8CR #lgbt ->
DHS may collect DNA from child immigrants, just for the heck of it. http://t.co/j0Tyfg6r #tlot ->

Kip — Mon, 14 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

Rand Paul poised to be just as bigoted as his vulgar anti-gay father. http://t.co/kBHphdve #tlot #lgbt ->
Analogies to SSM? More states repealing estate tax, most oppose federal version, leftists "flummoxed" http://t.co/IliF9WZj #tlot ->
Listening to Justin Bieber will make you go blind (or, sometimes you should use your left hand): http://t.co/ecI9OByM ->
Land of the Free* (*Does not apply to texting while walking in Fort Lee, NJ.) http://t.co/amSj7P6z ->
Apple, tax dodger: http://t.co/FyxGDZtj #tlot ->

Kip — Sun, 13 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

Today in God's Love: Hate the sin, sue the sinner for defamation. http://t.co/hVITbfC5 #tlot #atheism ->
One more time: Saying that Aspergers is "mild autism" is like saying that an IQ of 95 is "mild mental retardation." http://t.co/gSuVi4Vb ->
#WhyImALibertarian Because I'm reality-based. #tlot ->

Kip — Sat, 12 May 2012 09:10:00 +0000

Romney counters notion he bullied gay classmates http://t.co/IztRDChl ->
Bullying on "perceived" orientation counts too: Romney counters notion he bullied gay classmates http://t.co/lbyKCyK0 #lgbt ->
Never at a loss of ways to be stupid, Catholic Church takes on Girl Scouts
http://t.co/qqCm2rJA #lgbt ->
Real or Rand?™: Government develops sonic weapon — http://t.co/pwn48mXv #tlot ->
"When Julia tried to start a small business" [Coyote] http://t.co/VjSvEOEG #tlot #tcot ->
Bookies stop taking bets on Greece leaving Euro. http://t.co/eq4MPTF7 ->
Romney is his own Biden: Forces himself to flip-flop on gay adoption after one whole day. http://t.co/L6RLIoqA #lgbt ->