Aaron's Randomocity

The Big Electron

AaronTurpen — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 04:35:50 +0000

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Conferencing

AaronTurpen — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:22:12 +0000

Conferencing online is fun if they’ll let you do all the talking.

Farms

AaronTurpen — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 18:03:36 +0000

What Facebook really needs are more games with the word “farm” in the title.

Parental Rule #57

AaronTurpen — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:36:16 +0000

Parental Rule #57: the annoyance factor of the toy is directly proportional to the longevity of its batteries. The more annoying the toy is, the longer the damn batteries will last.

Demopublicans and Republicrats

AaronTurpen — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 17:59:58 +0000

When it comes to Democrats and Republicans, they may be on different sides of the aisle, but they’re both attending the same wedding and we ain’t the bride or the groom. We’re the flower petals spread on the floor to be walked on.

House Destruction

AaronTurpen — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 14:51:34 +0000

Now that we have toddlers, I’ve decided that we’ll have to live in this house for at least 18 years, then we’ll sell it to a contractor or DIY “fix it up” person and move. This seems easier than attempting to repair the damage two little destruction machines can accomplish.

CO2 Regulation

AaronTurpen — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:43:16 +0000

I just think that given the unilateral agreement on other types of emissions, such as NOx and PM, that those should be a little more of a priority. This CO2 fetish is like requiring everyone to buy scent trees because there’s a chance that those 700 monkeys writing Shakespeare might all fart at once.

Strawberries

AaronTurpen — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 15:10:25 +0000

If I smell like strawberries it’s because we ran out of big people shampoo.

Self-Employed Boss

AaronTurpen — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:37:12 +0000

The good news about being self-employed is that if your boss is an asshole, you can always change him.

If Jesus Comes

AaronTurpen — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:54:51 +0000

If Jesus were to show up tomorrow and come visit you, what would be your reaction? I know what mine would be. Something like “Wow.. I was WAY off..”