Aaron's Randomocity

Bummer

AaronTurpen — Thu, 24 May 2012 02:56:20 +0000

How to spell “bummer” with a photograph:

Reggae

AaronTurpen — Mon, 21 May 2012 20:27:51 +0000

I’ve listened to some reggae music recently at the behest of a friend. Personally, I think it’s basically just blues music with weird drums and an occasional drug reference. Am I right?

Humorless

AaronTurpen — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:43:14 +0000

It’s amazing how many people have no sense of humor. I mean, of the 7 billion people in this world, only about 0.00000001% read this blog.

Futures

AaronTurpen — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:42:35 +0000

If there were such a thing as caffeine futures, I would invest in them.

Fortuneless Cookie

AaronTurpen — Mon, 07 May 2012 22:15:54 +0000

If you get a fortune cookie with no fortune in it.. is that bad?

Windy Internet

AaronTurpen — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 19:40:29 +0000

O wind, o wind, why does thou screw with my Internet connection so?

3D Printer

AaronTurpen — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:15:46 +0000

If I had a 3-D printer, I’d use it to make more 3D printers so I could sell them on eBay and get rich.

Political Cheap Whiskey

AaronTurpen — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 02:42:21 +0000

I have run an informal survey amongst friends and found that a campaign platform involving the terms “cheap whiskey” and little else is a sure way to get votes.

Writing for TorqueNews

AaronTurpen — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:11:47 +0000

For those who are keeping up with where I can be found, I’m now writing automotive coverage for TorqueNews.com. It’s a pretty awesome site with some recognizable names in the auto industry contributing, so I’m proud to be included there.

New Year’s Resolutions

AaronTurpen — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 05:56:05 +0000

My New Year’s Resolutions are:

To get fat.
To make less money.
To party like a rock star.
To be rude, obnoxious, and generally uncaring.
To basically just act like a politician.

I mean, the world ends on December 22 anyway. Right? So F it.