A teenager's perspective

Tuesday.....

2011-05-24T17:20:00.000-07:00

School is almost done, thank God! I can't wait for summer!
Also, my girlfriend and her mom have both made blogs, both are very entertaining to read and I highly recommend them. This is the girlfriends' ksmommysgirl.blogspot.com. Her mothers is mscattales.blogspot.com. Check them out!!

On another note I have been a very good boy lately. For example, I cleaned the kitchen for my mommy!

These are before pictures..

And with a little help from these...

I make this!!!

So you may be wondering what my sister was doing while i was slaving away in the kitchen cleaning up after a wonderful meal prepared by my mom

She is making a blog...

http://princesspondersalot.blogspot.com/

Check her blog out at your own risk...

Things around the House Sunday

2011-05-23T13:40:00.000-07:00

First, of all let me tell you there is always something happing around the house. Second, you should click on the ads. Third, a big round of applause to my mom for being amazing!

It is summer so there are millions of lizards everywhere!!

A Flower

A visitor who makes a lot of noise. Isn't he cute?

ALL WHITE T-SHIRTS ON THE CLOTHES LINE!

This is really rare, usually it is a mix of clothes.

Someone enjoyed some watermelon then decided to throw it overboard.

So, these are beetles eating a rotten tomato, which I thought was really cool.

Notice the Temperature....

Fishing

2011-05-22T08:28:00.000-07:00

For the past two days I have gone fishing a lot. My friend brought me frozen shrimp so I have been using those. Have I caught anything? NO!! I have not caught a single fish. Not one. I can see them feeding, i can see them jumping, but i have not caught a single fish. This is very sad and disturbing to me. To go fishing I had to clean the house, get my grades up, and do some of my virtual school. This makes me angrier. Here are some pictures of me and my girlfriend fishing yesterday.

She caught the only fish of the day.

About AdSense and Google Affiliate Network for Your Blog - Blogger Help

2011-05-22T08:15:00.000-07:00

About AdSense and Google Affiliate Network for Your Blog - Blogger Help

How a blog dies

2011-05-01T08:09:00.000-07:00

It is a very sad thing when a blog dies. It starts with a computer being taken away.. Then one is too lazy to do more writing on the blog so it dies the end.................................................................................................................................. BUT THIS ONE IS RESURRECTED
The End

21st Century

2011-03-09T14:48:00.000-08:00

Dear Older People,

THIS IS NOT THE 80's.... or 70's.... or 60's... This is 2011. Us kids do things differently. Don't try to tell me that your parents wanted you to listen to the Rolling Stones, and wear your hair long, and wear funky colorful clothing. Teenagers have been and will be differet from your childhood. Hip-hop and faux-hawks and pants lower than your belly button are "in". Please try to accept this and calm down. I feel better now. Thank you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he heard a really bad joke!

2011-03-06T10:17:00.000-08:00

Some people can tell a joke really well and it will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Others will tell the same joke over and over and expect people to laugh when it wasn't funny the first time. I believe I fit into the first category, and this makes a lot of the "bad joke tellers" envious. . One of my few talents, other than fishing, is being able to make people laugh. I can occasionally offend people with my jokes or jibes but I try not to. Here are some pointers for the rookies:

1) READ!! some of the best oneliners and prods at people that are funny come from having a large vocabulary and an understanding of current events. EXAMPLE: If someone in your class is not following your teacher's directions and being a nuisance, tell him/her that he/she is now in America and that our reveloution happened a couple hundred years ago, but he/she is welcome to go join the Libyans if he/she so desires. This will have the person baffled because if you say it correctly with a straight face they will not know you are insulting them. Also, more than likely they will not follow current events , nor will they even know where Libya is.

2) Know when to stop!
Some people take jokes way to far, especially when the joke is directed at another person, race, religion, etc. EXAMPLE: Don't say to an Middle Eastern person, "What's a man with his had up a camel's butt called? An arab mechanic!" Then promptly launch into your spiel of Arab jokes, because the person will probably take offense to these after the third one and declare a jihad on you.

3) How old are you?
You don't want to go around telling knock knock jokes or other immature jokes for when the audience is, say High School aged or older. These jokes are for little kids and just make you look silly. Try to find out what your audiance likes. If you are talking to right wing hillbilly nutcases who married their cousin, then you will more than likely want to tell you-might-be-a-redneck-if jokes or some political jokes that are simply worded. Remember, try not to use words that your audience might not understand too.

4) Refresh
Try not to use the same jokes over and over, no matter how hard they laughed the first time. Jokes just aren't that funny the second time...unless it is an entirely new audience.

5) Bring yourself into it.
If you make yourself part of the joke, then you ease some of the pressure off the audience. Also, be able to take a joke. If you are out there just throwing jokes out there right and left about people, but the first joke that comes your way about you, you go storming off, people won't want to talk to you or hear what you have to say.

6) Know what you're good at
Know what you're good at. If you are good at memorizing jokes, then don't try to get into the one liner business. and vice-versa. Also, don't go in guns ablazing, if your at a social function, lay low and observe what people do and say, then make jokes about them and their habits, Unless the person has got an almighty ego, then they should laugh at them. Also if someone throws one back, learn from it, see what they said and how they worded it, and try to use this in the future.

7) DON'T READ JOKES FROM A BOOK!!!!!!!!
Just don't! That's BAD BAD BAD. People don't want to be read to - they just want to laugh.

Some More Favorites of Clay

2011-03-05T05:05:00.000-08:00

I can't find my camera so there have been no intresting "posts" so here is another space filler.

Favorite fish-
All of them

Favorite Mammal-
Lucy, our Golden Retriever

Favorite Subject in school-
Ap World History

Favorite Hobby-
Either fishing or Water Skiing

Favorite Parent-
No comment

Favorite Sister-
My only Sister

Favorite Book-
There are way too many to say. Some that come to my head right now are, The Passage, Alas Babalyon, Fate is the Hunter, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, The Shepard, and All Nelson Demille Books!

Well my wonderfull Mommy is yelling at me again to go clean my bathroom so I guess I had better go appease her.

My Favorite Music Artists

2011-03-02T17:09:00.000-08:00

These are my top ten favorite artist as of RIGHT NOW. This is subject to change.

1) Eminem/ Marshal Mathers/ Slim Shady
I like eminem because his music isn't just F this and F that. Yes these words are in his music but they are there for a purpose. He has a message in his music and these words or phrases or analogys are there to get your attention and for you to listen to him. I also like him because he came from nothing and had to work for everything and through everything. Drugs, family matters, the color of his skin, education, everything.

2) The Who.
Come on classic. Everyone like the Who what else is there to say.

3) Lady Gaga.
Like Farther Like son

4) Rolling Stones.
Again do I need to elaborate?

5)Snoop Dog.
I don't really listen to him nor is he a great role modle, i just think he is chill looking, and he sweet in California girls

6) Katy Perry.
Catchy and cute. Again like farther like son.

7) Lil' Wayne.
Come on he has tattos on his EYELIDS!! AND he is addicted to cough syrup. So ya not the greatest role modle but his music can be good in small doses. get it doses hahahahhahahah

8) God Smack.
The only song I have heard by them is Voodoo, but that song always lingers in my head. It is intense.

9) Bon Jovi.
Another Classic. Have to love it.

10) Flobots.
" WHITE FLAG WARRIORS"

Why Sarah Palin Should not be president.

2011-02-24T15:23:00.000-08:00

So many people believe that Mrs. Sarah should be president. WHY? i know that I'm just a worthless teenager who's brain is still developing but really? Even a teen can see this is a bad idea.

1 She really needs to spend more time with her children before they are pregnant.

2 Her 15 minutes of fame came and went a while ago.

3 She can see Russia From her front doorstep

4 What's a dinosaur?

5 She doesn't even know where Israel is

6 She can only name one Supreme Court ruling, Roe. vs. Wade. And she dosen't even know what that was on.

7 She believes North Korea is our allie.

Would you want her to have access to the nuclear codes?
"yes um today lets umm GO to war with Delaware!"
"Um Madame president Thats part of America."
"awwww were just a coupla mavericks we can do whatever we want."

No Thanks

Space Shuttle flight

2011-02-24T14:13:00.000-08:00

As this was the last flight of Discovery, I decided to document this with some photography.

My Camera has great zoom.
Good luck space men on your mission and thankyou Discovery for all your services! Have fun in retirement!!

For Everyone Who has been waiting for...... MY HUMOR!

2011-02-22T12:47:00.000-08:00

Here are some jokes. Sorry if anyone gets offended they are ONLY JOKES!!

1)After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
2)
Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs.
3)Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One
4)
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
5)
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up.

Goodbye

2011-02-22T12:15:00.000-08:00

Yesterday we said Goodbye to two very close friends. Mr. Chubbs and Mr. Catfish. They had grown too big. My Cousin and I set them free.

BUT OF COURSE THERE HAD TO BE REPLACEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Small

UMMMMM.......?

2011-02-16T13:35:00.000-08:00

Don't you hate when you walk in on a couple?

I have no comment.

MY Babies

2011-02-16T05:52:00.000-08:00

When I first got my fish everyone told me it was a mistake and that I would kill them. This is because supposedly these fish are very hard to keep alive and happy. Well I have kept them alive and happy so HAHAHAHAHAHA to all you doubters.
The most challenging fish to keep alive is the large mouth bass called Chubs.

The other fish are all pretty easy, though one is blind.

This is the catfish. He is pretty boring, all he does is hangout under the turtles sunning log thing and eat there food and poop.

This is Mr. one eye. He has one eye due to a tragic fishing accident where the careless angler who caught him when he set the hook, hooked him in the eye. (oops) I felt really bad so I decided to keep him. You can kinda tell in the picture but he favors his right side (thats the one with the eye) and swims crookedly.

And this is the little sunfish. Everyone likes him because he is always pressing against the glass when you walk over to the tank.

NASCAR

2011-02-14T16:48:00.000-08:00

Why do so many people get a kick out of NASCAR?!?!?! For the money you pay, couldn't you just go sit on the side of the street? The only reason iIwould ever go to a race is to see this.

THAT'S FUNNY, ENTERTAINING, AND INTENSE!
AND WOULD YOU WANT TO BE SITTING NEXT TO HIM?!?!

Besides everyone knows that NASCAR stands for Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.
Maybe it's just not my thing.

Random pictures

2011-02-13T17:08:00.000-08:00

I'm kinda bored so I'm going to put pictures that are on my camera on here

This is the newest inhabitant of the turtle tank. He has yet to aquire a name

These are the paper airplanes I made for my science fair experiment

This is Thomas the Second

This is my shrimp. He is a jerk

These are all pictures i drew on my computer because i get really bored. Oh BTW MY MOM ROCKS

WOW am i really doing this ?!!

2011-02-13T15:08:00.000-08:00

WOW LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON!!!!

I have decided to start a blog because
1) my mom needs competetion
2) it seems fun

Anyways I will get better at this I swear. I will try to update this thing at least once a week but no promises because I do have school and such. Also this blog will have a biased view due to the fact that I am doing this. Also if things are misspelled OH WELL!!!!!!!
That's all.

Here is a picture of my fish