<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196</id><updated>2024-09-11T23:34:20.808-10:00</updated><category term="bp"/><category term="education"/><category term="oil spill"/><category term="zero tolerance"/><category term="afghans"/><category term="awol"/><category term="crist"/><category term="facebook intelligence"/><category term="florida"/><category term="midgets"/><category term="school"/><category term="snowflakes"/><title type='text'>A Tsunami of Smarmy</title><subtitle type='html'>A little corner of the world for rants, musings, observations, and irreverent humor.  WARNING: Not for the faint of heart or those with &quot;self-esteem&quot; issues. If any content offends your gentle sensibilities, feel free not to visit this site!  Please ensure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position before take-off.  Life is a bumpy ride.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-1283064471137515723</id><published>2010-12-08T00:28:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2010-12-08T00:28:30.299-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Random Stuff In My Head, Pt.1</title><summary type="text">I decided to take a break from unbearably long rants and just jot down a few things at a time that jump into my head from time to time. &amp;nbsp;Hope you enjoy it.

&amp;gt; &amp;nbsp;A swarthy fellow came up to me yesterday and said &quot;I like the cut of your jib.&quot; &amp;nbsp;I took that as high praise, since he was a pirate, and they are quite renowned for their jib-cutting.

&amp;gt; &amp;nbsp;I saw this sign on a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/1283064471137515723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/1283064471137515723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/12/some-random-stuff-in-my-head-pt1.html' title='Some Random Stuff In My Head, Pt.1'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-4545595228994391954</id><published>2010-11-25T08:43:00.001-10:00</published><updated>2010-12-08T00:08:11.507-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Your Kid (possibly) Won&#39;t Go to College: My thoughts on the &quot;Real World&quot; and Social Darwinism</title><summary type="text">Before I get showered with sevens of hate mail, allow me to elaborate on my declaration. &amp;nbsp;I was pondering this the other day, as I was perusing an article about how &quot;all children should be able to get college educations in this country&quot;, or some such drivel. &amp;nbsp;&quot;What about the children???&quot; One might say, shaking their fist defiantly at my posting title! By the way, you can stop shaking </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/4545595228994391954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/4545595228994391954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/11/why-your-kid-possibly-wont-go-to.html' title='Why Your Kid (possibly) Won&#39;t Go to College: My thoughts on the &quot;Real World&quot; and Social Darwinism'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-8350106035499080624</id><published>2010-06-30T21:39:00.001-10:00</published><updated>2010-06-30T21:41:49.702-10:00</updated><title type='text'>General Petraeus: An Extraordinary Hero</title><summary type="text">I was speaking with a friend of mine at work a few days back about current events, and the talk came around to the future commander of forces in Afghanistan, General David Petraeus. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I believe we were marveling at seeing him in his dress uniform with enough ribbons to make even Patton go, “damn!”&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; Well, almost everyone that watches TV can see that… that is a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/8350106035499080624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/8350106035499080624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/general-petraeus-extraordinary-hero.html' title='General Petraeus: An Extraordinary Hero'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-9145253379028428351</id><published>2010-06-25T11:46:00.001-10:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T11:48:23.668-10:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="afghans"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="awol"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="facebook intelligence"/><title type='text'>AWOL Afghans Playing &quot;Farmville&quot;, BFFs with Paris Hilton?</title><summary type="text">I might start a theme here called &quot;Freaky Friday&quot; by posting weird news stories on Fridays...nahh, too cliche&#39;... anyway, I invite your attention to this article on Fox News (Link) :

Hunh... I have observed here in the last oh, year or so I suppose, that virtually everyone in the known universe has a Facebook account.&amp;nbsp; When people ask me if I have an account, and I say no, I get a look like</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/9145253379028428351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/9145253379028428351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/awol-afghans-playing-farmville-bffs.html' title='AWOL Afghans Playing &quot;Farmville&quot;, BFFs with Paris Hilton?'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-5711963887652318275</id><published>2010-06-21T15:30:00.011-10:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T11:49:11.967-10:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bp"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="crist"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="florida"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="oil spill"/><title type='text'>Memo to BP:  You&#39;re Doing it Wrong, Part 2</title><summary type="text">I recently received an e-mail from a childhood friend of mine who lives on the Gulf coast of Florida. It is a pretty good rant and can give readers outside of the area a little perspective. So with his permission, I am posting his rant: 


&quot;People here are frustrated, angry as hell, and losing money every hour this continues. Commercial fishermen are stuck at the docks, BP stations are empty, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/5711963887652318275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/5711963887652318275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/memo-to-bp-youre-doing-it-wrong-part-2.html' title='Memo to BP:  You&#39;re Doing it Wrong, Part 2'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-2468948970437549588</id><published>2010-06-21T15:23:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2010-06-21T15:23:35.402-10:00</updated><title type='text'>But What About the Strip.... I Mean, Exotic Dancers?</title><summary type="text">I love the news aggregator site Fark (link at the top of the sitte) because it does a tremendous job of collecting of the weirdest, funniest stories around the world.&amp;nbsp; Peruse this article from yesterday (Link): 
New Orleans strip club Mimosa Dancing Girls files oil spill compensation claim

&quot; AN unlikely company has filed a claim for compensation regarding the disaster - a New Orleans strip </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/2468948970437549588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/2468948970437549588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/but-what-about-strip-i-mean-exotic.html' title='But What About the Strip.... I Mean, Exotic Dancers?'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-9083520195003586038</id><published>2010-06-20T12:34:00.001-10:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T11:50:14.930-10:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="education"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="zero tolerance"/><title type='text'>Zero Tolerance UPDATE</title><summary type="text">Read this update today: &amp;nbsp;



VENTRY, R.I. - &quot;The superintendent... (said) Saturday he will work to change the policy to allow such apparel. (He)&amp;nbsp;said in an e-mail to The Associated Press that the no-weapons policy shouldn&#39;t limit student expression, especially when students are depicting &quot;tools of a profession or service,&quot; such as the military or police. &amp;nbsp;&quot;The event exposed how a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/9083520195003586038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/9083520195003586038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/zero-tolerance-update.html' title='Zero Tolerance UPDATE'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-5623202028230162286</id><published>2010-06-17T15:51:00.002-10:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T11:51:01.685-10:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="education"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="school"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="snowflakes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="zero tolerance"/><title type='text'>Zero Tolerance = Zero Intelligence</title><summary type="text">&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Just a warning before I start this rant that I could very well devote an entire section of this blog to the dumbing-down and &quot;zero tolerance&quot; policies causing the decay of our nation&#39;s public education systems.&amp;nbsp; I have a hearty disdain and disgust for the &quot;zero tolerance&quot; policies and the school administrators being railroaded into enforcing this garbage.&amp;nbsp; BUT, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/5623202028230162286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/5623202028230162286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/zero-tolerance-zero-intelligence.html' title='Zero Tolerance = Zero Intelligence'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-6227872521495026304</id><published>2010-06-16T19:03:00.002-10:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T11:51:41.793-10:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bp"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="midgets"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="oil spill"/><title type='text'>Memo to BP:  You&#39;re Doing it Wrong</title><summary type="text">So, the Chairman of British Petroleum (BP), Carl-Henric Svanberg, met with the Obama White House, and outside, post-meeting, made these comments: &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&quot;I hear comments sometimes that large oil companies are greedy companies or don&#39;t care, but that is not the case with BP. We care about the small people.&quot;&amp;nbsp;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; Hunh. &amp;nbsp;Interesting. &amp;nbsp;I think, however, they prefer</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/6227872521495026304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/6227872521495026304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/memo-to-bp-youre-doing-it-wrong.html' title='Memo to BP:  You&#39;re Doing it Wrong'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8947026832780046196.post-6512172886066707348</id><published>2010-06-14T23:38:00.002-10:00</published><updated>2010-06-15T16:35:05.642-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Introduction</title><summary type="text">This is my blog. Many blogs may be like it, but this one is mine.

&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; After many years of not-so-deep thoughts, musings, ramblings, rants, etc. I feel compelled to record some of it for posterity (or however long the internet exists). I have thought about writing a book, but I asked myself, &quot;who would buy it?&quot; So for now, I am testing the waters with this medium. 
&amp;nbsp;&amp;</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/6512172886066707348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8947026832780046196/posts/default/6512172886066707348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atsunamiofsmarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/introduction.html' title='Introduction'/><author><name>T-of-S</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17739291909288452984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>