A Venomous Tale

Enrique Iglesias feat. Ludacris-"Tonight (I'm Fucking You)"

2010-12-23T17:33:00.000-08:00

WOW It's been a while!
So I came across Enrique Iglesias's video for "Tonight (I'm Loving You)" feat. Ludacris, (released Dec. 22) and I could've sworn that I'd seen another title for it. Sure enough Vevo provided a link to a music vid for "Tonight (I'm Fucking You)," content warning and all.
Now I am hooked on the song, but there's a content warning for a reason and it's not for the rhythmic f-bomb.
There are a few boob shots and intentional nips.
Enjoy.

Can't Turn Off: "Whip My Hair"

2010-10-19T18:59:00.000-07:00

I can not get enough of this SONG!
I first heard this song a few weeks ago and was immediately pleasently surprised by a crazy catchy track that translated some mad attitude.
Not knowing the name of the artist, I googled a few lyrics and who pops up?
WILLOW SMITH!
the nine year old has skills.

   The video to the song was released on Willow Smith's sparse website
   So far no whines and cries from parent groups because honestly the video and the song are just full of fun and Smith's attitude is amazingly refreshing.
   Personally I like a track from a kid that isn't dripping with unrealistic love nonsense, beach trips, and lollipops.

   I've had it on replay all day. I really hope no one takes the line "whip it real good" out of context. C'mon people she's talking about her hair. Her makeup isn't hookerish, and her energy is awesome.

The only thing people could even begin to question is how she was strategically put in the limelight after her brother….just sayin'

More Body, Less Soul by Sabina Gallier

2010-06-24T00:45:00.000-07:00

Not inadequate,
not useless.
In fact I function far too well.
Far too aware but with no care,
no sense of self.

Not the inside, but out
I am more body, less soul.
Not the heart, liver or stomach,
but that which encompasses the whole.

I am the skin
I am the flesh
I live for muscle and bone.
I am the nerves that spark when touched
I am the familiar, if it is a woman, you have known.

I am the shadows against the wall,
The moisture that falls from the cheek as heap upon heap of people surround
creating a madness in my mind that intertwines with such sounds.
Screams
Joy
Tears
Boys
Girls
A timeline of touching.
A calendar of corruption
A life taken and killing the one that continues to rise from the ashes.
A life that crawls back to the fire from whence it came.

Accommodating
Settling
Regretting
Willing
So able to please

No heart, no whole
More body, less soul

Unbelievable

2010-06-08T12:01:00.000-07:00

As promised, another amazing video from Lady Gaga. "Alejandro" premiered today.
"She likes epics. It fits her personality," director Steven Klein said.
Sexy
Erotic
Edgy
The kind of video that makes you say, "I can't believe they did that!"
It will surely get a rise out of the political and religious corners and some will get their panties in a twist...if they haven't taken them off already after watching this.

I have to watch it several more times, you must excuse me.

ALEJANDRO

The Hard times of R.J. Berger

2010-06-07T23:26:00.000-07:00

After the MTV Movie Awards the not-a-music-channel premiered its newest comedy series
The Hard Times of R.J. Berger.

The plot is simple:
Nerd+Big Dick = Hilarity!

"Hard Times" not only refers to the difficulties of growing up but also refer to his....endowment

So far I'm seriously impressed by the one episode I find this show to be absolutely hilarious!
The show will air Mondays at 10p.m. on MTV starting June 14th

AND IN CASE YOU MISSED IT! FULL EPISODE (Don't be intimidated by the video still XP and you might want to listen to it with earphones)

ALEJANDRO UPDATE!!!

2010-06-07T21:30:00.000-07:00

According to the Facebook page, ALEJANDRO is set to premier tomorrow at 9a.m. on ladygaga.com, VEVO, and YouTube!!
GHEEEAHHHHHH!!!!
Preview a couple posts ago if you haven't seen it yet!!!

Gaga huh!?. Strange image

2010-06-07T18:01:00.000-07:00

Now I have an ok eye for things that might be hidden in videos, fast frames or still photos, and after re-watching the preview for "Alejandro" for the 20th time, I spotted things that were interfering with what I'd already memorized.

The thing that caught my eye the most was an image hidden in the milliseconds of the 00:17 mark.

Was it someone with a bag over their head? What was it!?

After what seemed like a hopeless journey between 00:17 and 00:18, and after about 50 tries, I got it!

What is it!?
I skimmed through the internet to see if I wasn't the only one who noticed this alien-like figure and sure enough, "creep face" was plastered all over message boards.

The preview is obviously not enough for anyone to guess the theme but THIS image has tingled my excitement further. It also appears in the beginning of the preview at the 00:03 mark.

Is the video truly being released today? I'm hearing a combination of yes and non-believers. We'll see.

Floptina has hit

2010-06-06T23:03:00.000-07:00

Sad sad day. On twitter I glanced at a tweet that stated that Gaga has made Xtina "redundant."
That day has come.

Many people went into viewing the MTV Movie Awards waiting on this performance. Would it kill all the chit chat about Gaga being better than Xtina? Would it blow us all out of the water?!

Unimaginative, boring, with obvious lip syncing flubs.
We are all on the edge of our seats when we know that Gaga might grace us with another performance because we never know what to expect stage-wise, dance-wise, and most of vocally.

My personal opinion is that her album is good. It was tweaked, polished, and cleaned up but her past live performances have left people in awe. Why couldn't she bring it to the stage?

She was just not herself tonight.
This is officially Gagatown

*UPDATE* WHY THE FUCK DID TWILIGHT BEAT OUT AVATAR!?!?!?
Tom Cruise=Win
Aziz Ansari=Win
Ken Jeong=Win
Russel Bran +Jonah Hill=Win
K.Stew=FAIL <-dislike her

Alejandro preview

2010-06-01T19:50:00.000-07:00

*dies a very slow magically induced ecstasy death*
I'm far too excited.

Music to Make out to

2010-05-28T21:25:00.000-07:00

   Today I was sitting under a massive hairdryer at local salon and to block out the incessant hum/growl of the machinery, I plugged my ears with lovely little earphones and drifted away into music land.
   Everyone wishes their lives had a soundtrack, music to play while walking, music that plays while you're running for your life. What about music to make out to?
   If you know me well enough then you know it's not unusual for such things to cross my mind.
   I started hitting my on-the-go button for every song that would make me weak in the knees if any man played it.
   Basically a music compilation comparable to my own Kryptonite .
I narrowed it down to 15 songs listed in no particular order of reliable conquest-uh-bility

1."Cells"- The Servant
-Also known as the dramatic sexy tune from the movie "Sin City."
2. "Diary of Jane" - Breaking Benjamin
3."Give me a Sign: -Breaking Benjamin
-Two BB songs may seem much but the urgency in Benjamin Burnley's voice makes me want to enact my own "urgency" on someone else.
4."Soldier of Love" - Sade
5."Bad Things" - Jace Everett
6.D'yer Mak'er-Led Zeppelin
7."Killing Me Softly With his Song" - The Fugees
8."We Are Young" - Mika
9."I Want You (She's So Heavy)" - The Beatles
10."Speechless" - Lady Gaga
11."Boy With A Coin" - Iron and Wine
12."Comatose" - Skillet
13."Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
14."Come on Closer" - Jem
15."Coyotes" - Jason Mraz

**BONUS**
"Wonderboy" - Tenacious D
-Something is ODDLY romantic about this song, whether it be the soft music, the power of the lyrics, or JB ordering a grope-age of some hydra's scrote...this song gets me every time!

Last Call Lyric-So Cold

2010-05-22T18:38:00.000-07:00

it's early but...SHUFFLE IT!

So Cold by Breaking Benjamin!

"Show me how it ends, it's alright"

Yeahhhh this song leaves a bitter taste in my mouth but at the same time I love it so much, it is my favourite BB song and the band is amazing, but all it took was one person to imprint themselves and all but ruin it for me.

I had broken up with a volatile ex who had a habit of challenging my emotions, and in an attempt to reconcile he played this song for me. A nice awkward 4+ minutes of him sitting there, looking at me with huge eyes, thinking that I'd crumble under the emotional weight of the song.

He was very much mistaken as that lyric stood out and to me it meant "let's end this once and for all, let's get it over with, we'll be fine."

It was funny because he thought the song was helping him but instead it solidified my intent to leave him.
It's a song that helped me, but it tugs angrily at my heart sometimes.

But it's no where near as bad as the time an ex dedicated "Stupid Girl" and "Tear You Apart" to me. I have a habit of attracting crazies that can't think for themselves.

Time for the Twihards, even though I'm a LITTLE behind!

2010-05-15T09:05:00.000-07:00

So on the 12th, Shockhound.com released the track list for the Eclipse Soundtrack.

I'm excited to listen to the album in one sitting as I'm still waiting for one that will surpass the first.The Twilight Soundtrack was not messing around, however, my feelings towards the New moon soundtrack were literally "meh," which was less strong than my feelings towards the movie. Those feelings came out as a sort of:
"Oh dear god did I just waste time and money to watch K.Stew lick and bite her own lips while T.Lay stands like a God amongst blah?"

^--click here for full track list. Yes it's safe lolol

I'm going to be bias and say the following to wrap up: With personal faves such as The Black Keys, Sia, Muse and The Dead Weather lending their musical talent to the upcoming Eclipse Soundtrack, we can hope that the album flows just as wonderfully as the first and bounces over that 2nd album like the wall flower it is.

As J.Stew would say: "Here it is, your moment of zen"

Contemplate the f**k out of this

2010-05-12T21:07:00.000-07:00

In hot pants, tube tops, bare midriffs, thigh high stockings and a pep in their step, five young women owned a stage and worked it to Beyonce's "Single Ladies." Their can can-esque outfits, hair flipping, straight crumpin', and booty shaking won over the crowd....

Only problem

All these girls look no older than 11

These girls have the moves, the rhythm, the attitude, But who taught them all of these things!
There is a girl 27 seconds into the video that straight up does a seizure dance and flips over into a stripper bend!

I am simultaneously amazed and horrified. This looks like a pedo paradise. I'm sorry but do some people really wonder why children are taken in the night?

"You know you want to put your lips where my hips are"

2010-05-10T10:49:00.000-07:00

XTina's new album is showing promise with the sexy beats from "Not Myself Tonight" and now "Woohoo" feat. Nicki Minaj <3 Two sultry, honest sirens on one track....eargasm baby.

My mother heard me listening to this and she said "What the hell are you listening to?"
It's true, provocative, sensual, the kind of music that makes you want to take it all off boo.

Lock your kids up, June is going to be hot!
And on a side note, My birthday is in June....gift much???

Check her website for Tour dates in Cali. baby. August looks like the month to mark

Here is her latest song!

Why Don't You Love Me

2010-05-06T16:44:00.000-07:00

I don't care what anyone says, the girl's got TALENT. AND absolute beauty to boot, I love the retro look and feel of the video and the makeup is fabulous!

I LOVE THE LYRICS!
Such a true lyric:
"Why don't you love me, when I make me so damn easy to love?"

Why do the truest, kindest people have the hardest time getting people to treat them with respect?
Nice guys finish last

The chaos is all in my head.

2010-05-05T22:20:00.000-07:00

When I dream, I dream of erratic, colourful, muddy images, sometimes accompanied by different kinds of music, loud music.

I usually wake up stressed, and groggy, with a general hatred for the day.
Last night I experienced one of the most peaceful dreams I'd ever had.

It started off with me standing outside of a penthouse, it was silent.
The door opened and I entered the apartment.
Everything immediately went black
And then black and white photos started moving past my view, gliding in the air in front of me.
The dream was totally void of sound, void of music.

I wok up feeling refreshed, happy and the strangest part without pain.
I suffer from chronic pain in certain parts of my body, something that I take muscle relaxers for. The pain is the worst in the morning.
Last night I went to sleep without my medication (something I've done before and regretted dearly come morning) and I woke up with no pain.

Did it have something to do with the lack of chaos in my head? Is my stress evident in those intense dreams I have?

curious, very curious.

Guilty Pleasure

2010-04-30T21:49:00.000-07:00

If you know me to my core, you know I love the crunkness of Lil Jon. All it takes is a few minutes of dancing with me....If you last a few minutes! I'm just sayin'!

Today I downloaded "Get Outta Your Mind" by Lil Jon and LMFAO

Let me just tell you that I got my workout today.

Traditional deep-bass, chant-inducing, pant-losing jam.
I love a house party, and I just see myself tearing up someone's living room floor to this track.
GET OUTTA YOUR MIND!

OH YES!

2010-04-29T21:31:00.000-07:00

Christina Aguilera's video PREMIERS ON VEVO!

A WHOLE BUNCH OF LEATHER, LATEX, ZIPPERS, and CORSETS.
LOVE IT!!

Poem- My Fingertips Are Tender

2010-04-26T21:34:00.001-07:00

Running my fingers through my hair.
Caressing the flower I placed there.
Spinning the CD around my index.
Adjusting the necklace around someone else’s neck.
My fingertips are warm.

Picking up broken glass.
Massaging the stress out of my own back.
Wrapping my hands around a cup of wine.
Interlacing my digits with a hand that is mine.
My fingertips are cold.

Typing away, I’m a keyboard slave.
Pointing out the pretty princes and the slimy knaves.
Massaging my eyes, waiting for the end of the day.
Tapping on a desk that binds me to all work, no play.
My fingertips are numb.

Grabbing my pillow, hoping it will hide me.
Pulling my sheets so no one can see
The warm wetness I must now wipe from my cheeks,
because I feel you lay your hands on me.
Bruises that are deeper than skin deep,
I’ve been digging my escape from the memories that keep
me trapped inside my chaotic mind.
As I claw at the dirt and feel the sun,
My hands are raw,
my arms are numb,
and my fingertips…
My fingertips are tender.

Achievement Unlocked (and other things) - VLOG

2010-04-25T22:58:00.001-07:00

Last Call Lyric - Animal

2010-04-23T21:29:00.000-07:00

Not so much a SHUFFLE IT! moment as a glance at a fellow blogger's page.

First, I'm going to plug his page lol.
Check out Luis Vega at http://famezombie.blogspot.com/ for all kinds of noise when it comes to music!

NOW

Listened to this song in a recent post and it's absolutely what I'm feeling right now in a nutshell:

Animal by Neon Trees!

It's pretty hard to pick a lyric out of a song that basically sums you up in 3min30sec but if I had to choose the one that stood out it would be:
"Oh oh I want some more, oh oh what are you waiting for, take a bite of my heart tonight."

I have an addiction to caring about people. Audrey Hepburn said "I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.” That statement is me in a nutshell. I want someone to just leap out and care about me, and nothing would make me happier than to care for them.
I'd say I'm 20% lust and 80% affection.What about you?

Last Call Lyric-Red Flags and Long Nights

2010-04-20T22:34:00.000-07:00

SHUFFLE IT!

Red Flags and Long Nights by She Wants Revenge!

"You can occupy my every sigh,
You can rent a space inside my mind
At least untill the price becomes too high."

Now I don't know if it was a play on words or what, but the word "price "stood" out.
How willing are you to let a person occupy your thoughts?
I know I leave people in my head for a loooonnng time and it screws with me daily.
I'm a daydream enthusiast and a fantasy connoisseur and I tend to zone out thinking about that certain somebody...sometimes while I'm driving lol.

But the reality is that I think and dream and pine after somebody...but have a problem talking to them. And sometimes I'm just content with having them live in that little spot in my head.

I'm sensing a pattern
Someone turn me into the ultimate risk-taker.

Actually, I'd rather sky dive than talk to someone I care for.

Midday Music Madness

2010-04-20T12:43:00.000-07:00

I just need a lyric right now.

SHUFFLE IT!

Tonight, Not Again by Jason Mraz!

"It's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it"

Ahhh that feeling when things are as bad as they could get but you laugh a little because it's always possible for things to look up.

That kind of mentality is what makes the strongest people. It's the will to fight through the worst situation and see the light that helps us live.

Last Call Lyric-Habitual Inmate

2010-04-19T20:30:00.000-07:00

SHUFFLE IT...

Habitual Inmate by the Bastard Fairies!

"You know I'm a systematic victim, I'm a systematic victim."

Personally, my Ipod couldn't have picked a better song for me, especially for this week.
I don't have OCD, I have methodical paranoia.

As humans we obsesses over the littlest things like checking the fridge light or ritualistically doing certain things in the shower like washing our bodies before our face, and if we do the opposite, it's going to be a bad day.

We get so stuck in our microscopic ruts that we become prisoners or INMATES in our own little box of boring step-by-step living.

I'm in danger of slipping into a rut and I'm only 21.

Take a walk on the wild side, you only live once...OH and while you're there, help me follow my own advice =]

Last Call Lyric - Stockholm Syndrome

2010-03-31T22:07:00.000-07:00

SHUFFLE IT!

Stockholm Syndrome by Muse!

"This is the last time I'll abandon you, and this is the last time I'll forget you. I wish I could"

Many of us, male or female, have had a moment when we know that the best thing to do would be to part ways with the person we're with.
We're scared of the hurt, the loneliness, sometimes we even think, "They need me I can't go anywhere."

The term "Stockholm Syndrome" is defined as a mentality that a hostage may develop for their captor, in which they stay with their captor out of pity and try to protect them and see them as a positive force in their lives.

To describe a relationship with such a strong term may sound dramatic, but it is an accurate term for many couples. This lyric hits very hard, because of personal experience and I always thought, "When will I finally go? when will I never see you again? When will I finally say goodbye?"

I don't know the extent and power the band intended to use the song to, but It definitely struck a nerve.

It's empowering and almost scary to make that decision. It's true, that decision might be made multiple times, but if you know it needs to made, you honestly don't have to do it alone.