A Wide Range of Normal

Be prepared?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Blake Clark

Unproductive behavior?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.

Baz Lurhman

Write on?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

Leo Tolstoy

There was never a child so lovely

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

... but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Face the new day?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Every day each of us wakes up, reaches into drawers and closets, pulls out a costume for the day and proceeds to dress in a style that can only be called preposterous.

Mary Schmich

On your way?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:45:00 +0000

If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there.

Yiddish Proverb

We have moved

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:30:00 +0000

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noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 10:39:00 +0000

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We have moved

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 10:26:00 +0000

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noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 15:51:00 +0000

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Baaaaad news?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:10:00 +0000

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Christopher Moore

No answer

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 12:55:00 +0000

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

Mark Twain

You must be mistaken

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:26:00 +0000

But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.

Anna Quindlen

Lethal weapon?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 10:35:00 +0000

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.

Rose Macaulay

Eat or be eaten?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 10:33:00 +0000

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.

Michael Friedman

Twelfth law of fashion

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:19:00 +0000

If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.

Anon.

Perfection gone awry?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 10:28:00 +0000

There was a snake in his Garden of Eden, a crumpled leaf in his bed of roses, a grain of sand in his spiritual spinach.

P.G. Wodehouse

Upon further reflection

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 12:08:00 +0000

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Doug Larson

Huh?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:19:00 +0000

What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want.

Mignon McLaughlin

Light weight reading?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:38:00 +0000

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop.

Alfred Hitchcock

Way out?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 10:16:00 +0000

The exit is usually where the entrance was.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Time to recalibrate?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 10:28:00 +0000

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Gallagher

Upon reconsideration

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Tue, 31 May 2011 10:13:00 +0000

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson

No go

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Mon, 30 May 2011 11:44:00 +0000

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.

Erma Bombeck

Karmic justice?

noreply@blogger.com (S. Hayes) — Sun, 29 May 2011 12:55:00 +0000

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Scott Adams