A Phone Sex Blog: Abby Talks About Talking Dirty

Super Bowl Phone Sex

Abby — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:05:56 +0000

Yes, I managed to fit ‘phone sex’ into a sports-titled blog post. This is really just a note to let you know that I WILL be available on Super Bowl Sunday. I will be logged on all day. Well, when my day starts… around noon. Oh, and except for a break for dinner. lol I just know there are a few of you that won’t be watching the game… maybe? You know you’re gonna tivo it anyway so you can just pause it and give me a quick call. hahaha

Phone Sex Marathon

Abby — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:03:36 +0000

You’ll be seeing me around a lot for the rest of the week. With the new year comes those pesky resolutions and one of mine is to be available for you guys much more often. To kick that off I decided to just go all out this week. So don’t be surprised if you even see me on in the early afternoons. lol Late nights seem to mostly bring my UK phone sex callers. I guess with the time difference, I’m mostly dealing with morning wood then. lol British accents are so fun.
So let’s start the new year off with a bang (and a moan)!
And don’t forget that even if you do miss me, you can either check out my phone sex recordings or send me a message and we’ll work out a time that suits us both. I’ll be trying out a few different time blocks this week.

Phone Sex Weekend

Abby — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:40:14 +0000

I will be available for your phone sex calls off and on all weekend so watch for me! Or send me a message and we can arrange a time that’s good for you.

Phone Sex Equals Safe Sex

Abby — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:23:01 +0000

Moaning, sweating, teasing and incredible orgasms… over the phone! With the right phone sex partner masturbating jumps to a brand new level of satisfaction. You connect with a real live person (vs. porn or mags) and as the client you pretty much know that the topic of conversation will be exactly what you’re in the mood for. There’s no guilt, no commitment and no risk of pregnancy or disease. Perfect, carefree phone sex fun doesn’t always happen right away. If you want a real connection and a phone “relationship” that builds over time then you should do a little research first. Finding a partner that shares your interests is the best way to insure that you aren’t wasting time and money trying girl after girl. An added bonus is that you’ll save additional time because you won’t have to talk about your likes and dislikes over and over. That doesn’t mean that each conversation can’t be about a different fantasy but it does mean that you won’t have to worry that your partner will introduce something that totally turns you off right when things are getting good.
One question that constantly comes up: Is phone sex cheating? There are answers going both ways. I’ve received “dear jane” letters from guys that decided to stop calling because they’d started dating someone great and felt that talking to me was wrong now. I’ve also talked to guys that weren’t getting anything sexual (or intimate at all) from their wives/girlfriends and decided to call because they didn’t want to cheat. To them it wasn’t cheating since there was no physical contact and no real emotional obligation with me. I consider phone sex to be “audio porn”. It’s a kicked up masturbation aid and if you keep it mentally on the same level as your hidden video stash, then it’s no different than jerking over naked women in a Playboy. You never have to worry that the Playboy model or I will ever call with a pregnancy announcement or VD test results. lol
On the other hand… for the unattached, there is GFE (girlfriend experience) phone sex which can be incredible with the right person. It’s not something I advertise because I prefer it when those feelings develop as a happy accident. I do get those “virtual boyfriend” feelings of my own when I’m talking to someone that has so much in common with me (sexually and non). It’s fun and rewarding and emotionally safe (while being exciting) because the phone and distance are between us. I’m a horrible commitment-phobe in real life anyway. lol AND my rent gets paid. Have I mentioned before how much I love my job?
If GFE phone sex is exactly what you’re looking for, I totally recommend my friend Kylie at kyliecallme.com. She is just the natural girlfriend type. She’s real, open, easy going and incredibly attentive.

Independence Day Phone Sex

Abby — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:14:02 +0000

Happy 4th of July!
I hope all of my U.S. friends have had a great day. I’m going to log on for your phone sex calls tonight… probably some time after 9pm eastern. Just wanted to give you a heads up. lol

Ohhh and I want to apologize to some of you that left comments on other entries. I was dealing with TONS of spam comments and accidentally deleted some real ones. Sorry, amigos.

Another Sugasm

Abby — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:36:15 +0000

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #136? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
The Angel and the Devil
“Upon looking at my creamy white and feeling my soft lips you would think I am an angel.”

How To Approach A Dominant Woman

“Wrong way: Perhaps you know me from my blog….”

Intimate
“Lying back so the full aura from the lamp lights the area in question, I spread my legs and let him see.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
How does one trust?

More Sugasm

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See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The busiest day so far
I can hardly describe the addiction

Insane Bitch
Lindsay Lohan: Total L.U.G.
Stripper with benefits, part 2
What Counts As Sex? –NEW POLL!!!

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Amber Rayne In Predicament Bondage On Sex And Submission
Catalina loves Interviews

Check out Mz. Berlin’s Blog
Delight
Eyes More Important Than Body In Attraction
New LELO Vibrators
Sex Toys Are Fun!
So Very Shallow

Sex Advice
Can being overweight lead to lack of orgasm?

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio

Fetish Model Satine Phoenix is a *VERY* Pretty Pony Girl
Field Of Dreams
Free Bubble butt webcam clip on CamWithHer
Half-Nekkid in Alaska
My second SUMMER of Love
The one with the hard body
Pornsaint Zahra Divine
A Pussy Corset Piercing - A Painful Form of Forced Chastity
Rose Petals -HNT

Video: Good Morning Blowjob

Sex & Politics
Fuck the Schoolboard, Too
Sex, Politics and Videotape: Young People Fucking and Canadian Censorship

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Bed, breakfast and more tasty cock
Grils and Playtoys
Period Piece

Skinny Dipping
Spooning Leads To Forking
When Life Gets in the Way

Sex Work
Getting spanked in the office
Reality Check: Superstar Clients
What About The Johns? (An Audio Plea)

Sex Humor
What the heck is happenin’ to my genitals?

BDSM & Fetish
Cinderella’s Big Score - A Fairy Tale
Fun with Shoes and Bondage
Kinky Email from Mr. Kink
Mmmmm, Pantyhose….
Muffles
Political Maneuvers
Princess in wonderland.

r’s naughty thoughts on wheelchair bondage, strap-on sex, and enemas
Setting the stage…
Wet Panties

When Life Gets in the Way

Abby — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:13:37 +0000

… of getting off. I’ve had quite a few phone sex calls where the guy suddenly has to hang up because real life interrupted. Someone was at the door, his other phone rang, maybe the wife woke up. lol Most of the time they call right back but sometimes I’m left to wonder how they scratched their itch. ;) One time I was talking to a man that said he was jerking off in the bathroom. Next thing I hear is some old lady banging on the door and yelling at him, asking what he was doing in there. hahaha I couldn’t help it. I started laughing but neither my laughter nor her yelling seemed to bother him one bit. He kept breathing harder and harder while trying to talk to me and yelling at her to go away. Then he came and hung up. LOL I’ve never talked to him since.

So why am I bring all of that up? Well, I had my own interruption the other day. I was… researching a porn site for my pornblog and got pretty turned on. Next thing I know, my hand is between my legs and I’m looking around the room for my magic wand. It starts vibrating and now I’m the one breathing harder and harder. Then the phone rings. I thought about just ignoring it but I glanced at the caller ID anyway. Damn, it was a call I needed to take. So I turned off the wand and answered the phone. This guy and I are talking about some work I need done on my house and I’m squirming in my seat. THEN I realize that he has a very sexy voice. I mean… really sexy. So I started again. Quietly, of course. I think I managed to hold up my end of the conversation fairly well but after a few minutes he asked if I was okay. Thankfully my creativity jumped into action immediately and I told him that I was out of breath because I was scrubbing the bathtub while we talked. hahaha Either he thought I was really out of shape or just cleaning the hell out of that tub because he seemed okay with my answer. The call was winding down and I was trying so hard to hold off on my orgasm because I did NOT want to cum on the phone with him. I think he would notice that. So then the call ended and I finally let loose. I came hard and loud. lol

Okay, please tell me I’m not the only freak out there. Has anyone else been interrupted while masturbating and just … kept going?

Dirty, Dirty Phone Sex

Abby — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:54:40 +0000

Oooooo… dirty. I love it that I can make “dirty” a good thing. lol Some of you have forgotten just how good I can make it. Well, I have new hours and some new ideas to remind you. I will be available much more often now and you may even see me waiting for your phone sex calls earlier than usual. Now don’t act all shocked. lol I do this every so often. It’s my way of shaking things up. hahaha

On to my new ideas:

1. There are guys out there that I call minute men (yes, you know why) and I’ve decided to celebrate them. I’m going to pick one night a week and dedicate it to focusing on and satisfying the phone sex callers that prefer short calls. To me a short call is 15 minutes or less. Right now I’m leaning towards Saturdays but I’ll let you know soon enough. Of course anyone can call any time I’m logged on but I think it would be fun to see how many men I can make cum in one night. lol
Update: Saturday nights it is. Click to call
2. Rewards! I want to do something special for my best guys so I’m offering one free custom recording to anyone that spends a minimum of one hour per week on the phone with me. That can be from multiple calls during the week as long as they add up to at least an hour. I’ll keep track from April 13 until May 30 and if you’re one of my best I’ll message you on NiteFlirt so you can let me know what you’d like to hear on your recording.

I have some other ideas but I’ll wait to see how these work out first.

Now remember to keep an eye on my call button and USE IT when you see that I’m available. As always, you can also arrange calls or make an appointment. Contact me if you have any questions.

Is Abby MIA?

Abby — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:37:51 +0000

Woah. Where has the time gone? No, I’m not gone but I have been on a sort of extended leave. I’m visiting my parents’ and those of you that have been with me for a while know that I do take the occasional call here but only from those I know won’t mind the sub par phone line quality. It’s not horrible but not as clear as I’m used to at home. But never fear friends and fans I will be back to manning (womanning?) my phone sex lines asap.
In the meantime you can prepare yourselves for my return. I’ve finally streamlined the bulk of my website by moving this and that around and posting a couple of stories I’ve written here on the blog (find them by clicking the ‘erotic stories’ category or scroll down). Of course you can always get all worked up for me by listening to my recordings. I promise I will be back to taking everyone’s calls soon and of course I’ll keep you posted right here. Muah!

Abby’s Erotic Stories: “A Hint of Things to Come”

Abby — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:29:30 +0000

You knock on the door but there is no answer. Trying the door knob, you find that it’s not locked so you open the door and walk in. My apartment is quiet and cool. You wonder if I’m asleep even though I’d asked you to come over today. You quietly shut the door and head towards my bedroom. The door slightly ajar. The room is dim, but you can see me on the bed with filtered sunlight creating designs on my bare legs. Once your eyes adjust to the light, you notice that I’m lying on my back. My arms are over my head, each hand gripping bars on my iron headboard. My small white panties seem to glow against my pale skin. I’m not wearing anything else. You push the door open a little further and stand there staring at me. You can see that my nipples are hard and that I’m breathing faster than normal. My feet are flat on the bed and my legs are parted. Am I dreaming? Am I awake and if so, do I even realize you’re watching me?
The sight of me totally open and vulnerable is exciting. You feel your cock start to harden and then you see me move. Just a tiny movement. You aren’t sure what I did so you take a couple of steps closer. Then you see that I’m just barely moving my hips…rolling my pelvis… grinding my ass into the bed. Slowly. Without realizing you even took a step, you are now right beside the bed. My panties are pulled up tight, accentuating the lips of my pussy. You want to touch me. I hear you groan and I’m so startled that I sit up straight.
“Don’t stop”, you command me in a gravelly voice. You know that I’m embarrassed and I jump a little when I feel your hand on my right knee. Your grip is sure. Your expression lets me know that there will be no arguing. I fall back on my pillow and wrap my hands around the headboard rails again. I close my eyes. You slide your hand down the inside of my thigh. Your fingertips brush against the edge of my panties and I slowly start to move my hips again. Your hand moves up over my stomach… feeling how soft my skin is. Running your hand up to my chest, you can feel my heartbeat is strong and fast. You cup my breast and your left hand moves up to cups the other. My legs are now parted wider and my hips are moving in even bigger circles. As you start to massage my tits, you see me start to bite on my lower lip. I moan when your fingers move to my nipples and squeeze.
Stepping out of your shoes, you join me on the bed. On your knees…between my legs… the backs of my thighs pressed against the front of yours… Now as I hump the air, I just barely brush against the front of your jeans. You lean forward and my body jerks as I feel your hard cock pressed against me. Your tongue joins your hands on my tits… licking and sucking my nipples until they’re as hard as diamonds. My back is arching as I try to rub my clit against you.
After trailing soft kisses up my chest and neck, you whisper in my ear, “Do not open your eyes and do not move your hands. Do you understand me?” I nod my head, but you don’t accept that. “Do you understand me?” you growl. I manage to whisper, “Yes”. Then we are kissing. Lips pressing, tongues darting… breathing each other in as you start to grind your cock against me. You can feel the heat coming off me even through your jeans. Your hands move back down my body as you start to pull away. You can tell I have to force myself to keep my hands on the headboard instead of grabbing you and pulling you back. Your right hand slides over my panties and stays there with your palm pressed flat against me. My panties are soaking wet. Your hand moves to the elastic and you slide my panties off. My pussy is shiny and the lips are swollen. You can smell me. Your hands move under my ass to gently lift me up as your face moves closer. First you lightly blow cool air on me and my hips jerk in response. Now your lips are so close to me and your blow warm air. I moan.
A kiss on the inside of my left thigh is soon followed by one on my right. Then your bottom lip brushes against my labia… sliding up until it’s right below my clit. You kiss my clit softly. I’m holding my breath. Your soft, wet tongue begins to move from the bottom of my pussy, all the way up and then you circle my clit carefully. You do this again and again until you notice my pleading whimpers. With one quick flick of your tongue, you touch the tip of my clit and watch as my body starts to tremble. You can’t control yourself any longer and you try to devour me. Your mouth pressed tight and your tongue moving nonstop. My hips are wiggling furiously and my moans are getting louder. Your fingers dig into the cheeks of my ass as you try to hold me still. You’re lost between my thighs. You’d love to stay there forever… tasting me…smelling me… pleasing me. You sense my orgasm coming and you slide a finger inside me. I yell out as you suck on my clit and you can feel the walls of my pussy squeezing your finger with my contractions.
You withdraw your finger and kiss the lips of my pussy lightly as I start to calm down. You continue to kiss me as you move up over my stomach and chest. One kiss on each of my nipples. One long wet kiss on my mouth knowing that I can taste myself. You turn my head and whisper in my ear, “Thank you for a wonderful lunch. I have to go back to work now. I want you in this position again when I return this evening.” I hear you get up, put your shoes on and close the front door as you leave.