About Every Little Thing

Happy Papa’s Day!

Lis — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:44:11 +0000

Masturbation a no-no in University of Michigan showers

Lis — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:14:40 +0000

Dude, just how much splooge is clogging up the pipes?

More Sheepishness

Lis — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:53:21 +0000

The sheep terrorised us with the creepy sheep chair, but they’ve more than redeemed themselves with this awesomesauce LED art display.

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I’d show you mine if you’d show me yours

Lis — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:52:46 +0000

Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this:

“Uhm Sir? There’s something I think you should know. There’s a giant penis on your rooftop.”
“A giant what?”
“Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck… ”
“Right! Yes, I get it.”

The Secret

Lis — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:47:12 +0000

I think most self help books are full of shit but this review makes me want to buy a copy of The Secret. Almost. Also, the comments? Comedy gold.

How’s 2009 treating you so far?

Stuff White People Like

Jensen Channels Inner Tiger

Lis — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:20:16 +0000

As usual, I’m 23987492 years behind everyone on the TV viewing business. In fact, we’re still watching Supernatural season 3 here (I know season 4’s already showing in US). I just saw this today and thought there might be 1/92384928392854th chance someone hasn’t seen this yet.

This. This is why I love Supernatural so so so much.

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The story behind the video.

Happy Halloween!

Lis — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:35:49 +0000

Since everyone’s being so environmentally conscious nowadays, I’ve decided to recycle last year’s pumpkin for my costume. Have a great time trick-or-treating tomorrow!

Edit: Oops, it’s actually Halloween already in Singapore. I’m in the future!

Scare you, scare me

Arrgh! Hairball!

Lis — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:51:27 +0000

McCain coughing up a hairball.

This is totally caption-worthy.

Church Fight!

Lis — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:46:04 +0000

The Sarah Palin Conspiracy

Lis — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:57:00 +0000

I’m sure by now many of you have noticed the remarkable resemblance between Sarah Palin and Liz Lemon. What many have failed to realise is that this is actually one big conspiracy conjured up by the one and only Jack Donaghy.

Don’t get it?

Well, this will only make sense if you’ve seen the last episode from 30 Rock season 2. If you haven’t and suffer from severe Spoileraphobia, consider this your warning: DO NOT CONTINUE SCROLLING AND CLICK HERE INSTEAD.

Still here? Come on. Last chance.

Fine.

In the last episode, in an attempt to get himself fired from his government job, Jack resurrected the Gay Bomb project i.e. work on a bomb that will inflict the enemy troops with Teh Gayz so they’ll be busy having Teh Gay Secks. The bomb worked but only in enclosed spaces.

Now we don’t know if Jack will get fired and if he’ll get his old job back so he needs a backup plan. A really cunning plan. A plan so cunning even Baldrick wouldn’t have thought of it. This is where good ol’ dependable Liz Lemon comes in.

The truth is, there’s no Sarah Palin, it’s 100% The Lemon. She’s been leading a double life in New York and Alaska (see photographic evidence above).

What’s so brilliant about this plan is that if McCain decides to pine for the fjords, Lemon will take over as the P and as we all know, Donaghy is pulling all her strings anyway. This means he’ll end up running the most powerful country in the world!

Jack Donaghy for president!

(Disclaimer: I’m not an American. I don’t even play one on TV. This is just a bit of silliness but remember, if Jack Donaghy really does become the P, you read it here first.)

Photo Credit: Defamer

Arrgh! Hairball!