Acid Twist

Horrible Bosses. It's a movie.

2011-10-20T03:32:00.000-03:00

And you fkn HAVE to see it. I laughed my balls off watching it late one night and seriously, everyone should see it. If you don't feel like watching it, please, i beg you, read the movie plot and watch the very last scene. I almost choked to death. Basically it's about three friends that all have abusive bosses, The Psycho, The Maneater, and The Tool. All three friends decide that life would be a lot better if their abusive bosses were taken out ... so they decide to kill each others bosses. Just watch the trailer and you'll go nuts.

Mike Wasowski and Lannister dude

2011-07-08T18:10:00.000-03:00

http://sketch.odopod.com/sketches/404089
http://sketch.odopod.com/sketches/404012

A couple of drawings i did with danny's wacom tablet...the site sucks but whatevs :) enjoy

The Virtual Bus Ride Composition

2011-04-11T16:56:00.000-03:00

If people were crazy, then animals would die/reproduce, the earth would/could become hell/heaven and people would die/reproduce. So in conclusion to that thought, i'm crazy/ a genius. It's strange what beer does to your head, you never quite know what it'll whisper in you ear. But you can always be sure it'll offer you a burp that you can either use to make a loud sound (burp) or be a stinker and let it run out the back door.

Harry Potter in 2 minutes

2011-04-05T18:39:00.001-03:00

I found these awesome one-page stories while i was stumbling* and thought them so funny i promised myself i'd post them. So here they are. Click them to get a closer look.

   *you really should try out stumbleupon.com


     Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

WWII Propaganda Poster

2011-04-02T17:36:00.000-03:00

Just posting a few funny retro posters about today's internet sites. Enjoy ;)

-Sub Normality-

2011-03-17T22:56:00.002-03:00

no contact from platoon 242.
towards the end, the command structure will rapidly break down like it was a feeble lie all along.
towards the end, they say, you'll cross the point of no return and feel it.
time grinds to a halt and the universe shrinks and square meters take on detail of a city map.
all that exists will be in front of you. towards the end, when it matters most, the best will be brought out in some and the worst in others, and you'll know how it came to this.
you'll find out who you really are.
we are worse than surrounded. the end will come soon now.
this place has become limbo, and the ceaseless red sky offers nothing, and the rumbling grows louder.
for now i and the others are calm because the General is calm.
Generals planned this and Generals sent us and Generals supplied us and Generals sent one of their best to lead us and Generals are now planning without us, but the definition of the word has shrunk here to exclude all in the universe but one.
towards the end she moves casually though the food was last concept nine days ago.
she confers with the remaining lieutenants as every morning since day 1, though only fragments of words can survive the journey through the agonizing haze that has replaced the air here.
she smiles and keeps her armor in deplorable condition.
we smile back.
what has passed for a command structure around here teeters on the brink.
like it was a lie all along. as the end crests the horizon into view, suddenly the General comes to us, one after the other and yet never leaving each, and because i am the youngest i am first.
there is no inspiring speech, no steeling or nerves, no talk of nation or of heroes.
she kneels what may long ago have been very close, and i can feel her shin perfectly through both sets of armor.
my eyes close and i know she briefly whispers something, or painedly tries to, and towards the end the form of communication is all.
and then her hand is there, her hand is there against my lowered face, stroking so slowly, so gently, that every thing else recedes.
time grinds to a halt and her hand is running through my hair and i am six years old and pretending to be asleep and i count each time it silently brushes past my ear and then forget counting, and i feel the universe shrink to contain our nearness though we have barely spoken and our complete openness though we do not know each other's first names and i feel her gaze perfectly through closed eyes and it is everything that will ever matter.
my eyes are closed and she is there and her hand is so gentle.

that is all.

eventually the end comes.
the command structure dissapears, but there is no anarchy. the point of no return comes and goes but this place looks the same.
and the universe indeed has shrunk.
let them come.
there is no room for them in here.
they can never get in. they take and they acquire and they annex and yet they have nothing.
they have nothing, forever, and what we have is temporary but it is everything.
we had it all along.
even here, the last place i would ever have looked.
we are going to lose this war, and history will jeer.
we never had a chance.
our tactics are naive.
our armor is not thick enough.
it was not made for this.
we have found out who we really are when it matters most.

never have i been less ashamed of anything.
in the end, what else can i say?

The night kisses more sweetly than a thousand nightingales

2011-03-15T14:30:00.000-03:00

we'll jump in time to the sound of footsteps falling falling up and sideways.
the key thought is secrecy embraces in itself.
and thoughts vanish under it's wings and motion blurs and passion is but vapor.
watchdogs sleep in your mind and live in the waking world with curious wooden flats.
their intentions are...strange and suspicious yet no excuse for shun.
and if the search for the great horn begins time will seem but a fraction of a heart beat as once again motion blurs to the opposite feelings.
flight is the sun, and safety is the moon, and siblings are stars and walls.
life means nothing when your dreams come true within a dream.
forget? never. love? always. the night? supreme. me? insane...yet happy :)

Everything is Sprirtual

2011-02-19T16:54:00.002-03:00

Awesome video please watch
the link may be black but it's there...below

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=77024018179262526#

Alone in the dark

2011-02-13T00:00:00.001-03:00

So the other night i decide to take a stroll at 10:30 and go to a friend's house in a NOT-VERY-SAFE neighborhood. So i let praise know i'd be gone and back at 11:30 and for her to be there to open for me. I went, had a great time, come back and Andres the mthfkr is at the door fuming and raging....well, use your imagination and think of lots of yelling, laughing, and scuffling. I'm fine but some people didn't like my ''stunt'' and thankfully enough i wasn't punished. I tell you there's nothing quite as exciting as walking through a neighborhood possibly 3 blocks away from the most awful, smelly and dangerous ville in Buenos Aires...La Rana. My heart pumped away all the self-confidence i had stored up for the trip. Scary and yet fun. Even if i did get robbed and beat up, i can honestly tell you i wasn't afraid, just thoughtful. (my friend told me that a guy was shot 12 times in the head for refusing to give over his car, he had a family of 5) I would do it again if it wouldn't mean more shouting and grounding (not saying they did haahah) Well, anyways i had a hard time sleeping, Praise took a few knocks for me so to speak but she walked away laughing and telling me not to worry...gosh i love her. Oh, and if you read this post praise, don't ever mention it to me or i'll double over purple in the face :)

A spider's tale

2010-11-08T23:42:00.003-03:00

OK, so one day i go outside and find a spiderweb on a plant that was just shimmering and glistening in the sunlight. I looked closer and saw this spider -the female- I grabbed a jar and stuck it in...a little while later i found the male on a light switch. -i suppose it was a male for being smaller and also that the female killed and ate the smaller one in the night- I took pictures of them as you can see and if any of you find out what spider it is...well it would be awesome. Cheers ppl....oh, and you can click the photos to get a good close up

The Male

The Female

Day 5

2010-11-06T01:28:00.002-03:00

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

—Cale Yarborough

Day 4

2010-11-06T01:26:00.000-03:00

I forgot to post one for friday so here:

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.

—Charles F. Kettering

Day 3

2010-11-04T17:13:00.001-03:00

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

—Christopher Hampton

Day 2

2010-11-03T15:51:00.002-03:00

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

—Gordon R. Dickson

''G'' marks the spot

2010-11-03T15:48:00.003-03:00

A Quote a Day

2010-11-02T10:23:00.000-03:00

I've decided to post a quote a day just so you ppls can have something other than my encoded problems to read. Here's the first one:

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

—Oscar Wilde

Bubbles...

2010-11-02T10:18:00.000-03:00

Bubbles are good...I'm going to stay in mine...I swear every time i take the tiniest step out of it...there's someone with a god damn pin waiting to burst it...

2010-10-31T21:25:00.002-03:00

How often do you get to drink 2 liters of screwdriver at a party on top of all the cocktails and beer? Well then i guess im lucky...or just so lonely it was my only friend

º_º

2010-10-28T21:52:00.001-03:00

Has it ever happened to you that you made an effort to say something like admitting your feelings toward someone and just then they sign out?

(haha...p.s....hover your mouse over the "title")

I kinda wish someday...

2010-10-25T19:25:00.002-03:00

You know...today i saw this website for pets here in Buenos Aires and i noticed they just got a shipment of 25 baby ferrets. I don't know much about them but i looked it up a bit and found out that besides being adorable and furry, they're also the world's third best pet. You have dogs (man's best friend), cats (old lady's best friends) and then you have ferrets, which in some cases are called children's best friends. They're very loyal and easy to take care of...so to get to point of this post...i would love to have one. Sad to say i do alot of moving around and so far aquaism isn't going too well...getting boring. But when i'm older and in one place, i'd love to have one. If you castrate them they'll never leave you and plus...it's better than having fish who's light keeps breaking and just eat your money. Fish are beautiful and i know alot about them but i think its time to quit. Its a hastle if you move alot so yeah. Anyways, if any of you guys are interested (i mean people here in buenos aires), check this link.
http://www.centropet.com/centropet/index.php
Only $350 if im not mistaken...its quite a price i think itd be worth it. =)

Random thoughts from a classic

2010-10-22T23:24:00.002-03:00

I will make monkeys of these monkeys...it is their destiny! In my world everyone's a pony, they eat rainbows and poop butterflies. I have 96 daughters and one son...(hehe...busy guy). Can you imagine living with 98 other people and only one bathroom? Ohhh yeah, totally...haha....(Bathroom???)

OMG WTF hahahahaha

2010-10-16T21:30:00.000-03:00

Ok please not that i'm not really myself right now cuz im kinda over tipsy...got a little stupid with a friend. Today was my rest day, i went out all day filming my friend's day with my ipod...and i'm just writing this cuz if i weren't weirding out...i wouldn't do this...write this. K, so i'm walking there with Lucky (super good friend of mine) and Karen (his gf) and her sister debora ( whom i like...heh). So i was there walking when we run into these two slighty chubby girls who i wouldn't really call pretty but not ugly either. All four girls start talking and we end up going back (we were heading to karen's house) to go buy a couple things at a supermarket near my house. So i stay walking with lucky and we're just bumming and when we walk out they start talking about me...i barely noticed...anyways, in the end we got to their house and this girl (who had just told me she was sixteen) decides to aim for my mouth and i turned in time...i kinda noticed. And then she asks me if she can say bye again...and this time she gives me a kiss...like a real kiss you idiot! hahaha
K, so i keep walking...and then...no...you wouldn't believe it but we bumped into them again. And this time she leans foward and gives me a kiss, i was tipsy for god's sake! >:( k so then she says bye...and stays there...so im finally thinking she got the point...but then she comes and gives me another kiss....k i don't remember much else...so i'll cut here...if i remember anything else...i'll write it...
See ya ppl, don't give a fuck what you think...its my memory :)

Just a few words...

2010-09-11T23:25:00.002-03:00

Inception: The top will stop spinning...won't it?

2010-08-27T21:31:00.003-03:00

I guess my Libra instincts are shouting a little louder now that i'm better(i had a fever for about...a week...;)) I can't make up my mind on a Blog Template so i think i'll just force myself to keep this one. I've been in bed, re-listening to books from the Wheel of Time series cuz i don't have the rest available at the moment, playing games on my ipod nano until the battery runs out...shame...I can't believe that those little things actually have like...limited charges which really sucks. I have this HUGE knot in my left shoulder for some reason and really need a masage, i was considering getting up and begging someone to give me one hahah. I'm just bored now so i'm wasting time...nah i'm not wasting time writing this...at least i'm not bored anymore. I feel like i've been stretched and i think my fever is still wandering around...soo...i'm off to bed. See ya ppl.

A Strange Dream and unfortunate events

2010-08-09T10:09:00.004-03:00

Well, I went to bed late, but had a dream which was rather frightening but very exiting at the same time. I don't know how i got there, but me and an old dwarf were in a room made of stone. A massive door leading out, wide open, and everything very redishly dark. Creepy, like hell. No really stop laughing. And you wouldn't believe your eyes, and you'd probably say we were in hell
but you could see creatures of all kinds squirming and running and moving about...it was gross. All the goblins creeping about, the vampires all sexy for seduction, the "Were-elephants"...ok that part was really funny, it was just an huge elephant that could talk and walk, it had an axe. Well anyways, I have no idea why we didn't close the door, apparently we got there by means of magic on accident. So i'm stuck with a dwarf, but i remember being with other guys who might have been eaten or vanished as a glitch in the dream. It was all so real! so what they left was a nice bow with arrows, and a BB rifle...which could shoot as many as 40 shots. Sooo, i remember yelling to the dwarf as we see a whole horde of Orcs rush at us. For some reason they're afraid but anxious. So i grab the bow rather clumsily and fire at an Orc...it slipped off and hit another Orc killing it..so...yay. And the dwarf was using this tiny bow, when i found the BB rifle. (This thought was generated because David and Danny showed me an old one from their house) But the thing was you had to pump it. I remember pumping it the first time and then firing for a while, like never reloading. First Orcs, then goblins and huge toads, then vampires. Ok here they came in peacefully and laid a parchment with drawings on the ground. And of course, naturally, they were super hawt ;). Soooo i took advantage and i put one on the bed, of course she tried to bite my neck....but for some reason i just remembered that if they kissed you, you became a vampire. So i avoided her kisses only for yet another glitch to follow. She vanished and i didn't have the memory of her being there. Yet battle was still heavy. I hear the dwarf yelling that a huge "were- elephant" was coming and that he was busy repairing something and that he couldn't have the honor of shooting it down. It came around the corner and man...it was huge! I got the rifle and shot. It went very slowly and bounced off his skin. I took it as a sign of repumping time and so i did. The result was a gun that would not trigger, and an angry elephant thing coming nearer, it was like 5 ft. away from my face. So i pulled harder and it finally shot, it shot so hard it stunned the beast. I shot several times aiming at the head and eyes, pumped again and shot a powerful shot at his heart. The beast very kindly stumbled out mumbling something with a throat never meant for human speech. So...i killed him. I remember that moment now when the orcs came and i found the rifle, i pulled it out thinking it was a sword, i would have died...but anyways. Somehow or another light came and i saw we weren't underground. It was a huge yard with buildings such as will never be built here. They were incredible. I brought the rifle like a counterstrike victim. And then, I saw him. I saw a huge long frog like creature who was "sleeping". Yeah right! He was watching me with a suspicious eye. I pointed at him "Don't you move a muscle or i'll blow your head off". Suddenly there was a hind foot with hand-like features moving toward me. I jumped back towards the room-cave. "I'll blow your foot off if you don't tell me what you are and what you're doing here!" He moved his foot closer, and squinted his eye even more. And then in a voice like talking through pudding, "I'm a Marshwiggle."
"Puddleglum???" i asked incredibly. "What are you doing here?"
"I was taken here," he said sitting up right on the bench i forgot to say he was sleeping on, "by the evil magic of the witch, though i doubt that's how you got here."
"No," i said replying, "I was brought here by a magic that dwarf over there is trying to figure out...i think. Um, where are we?"
"In Tel'aran'rhiod."
"But how on earth are we in the dream world of another book while you're from Narnia and i'm from..." i thought for a moment. "Spare oom?"
"Well i know there are prophecies that say that a creature from each world will be gathered in a world never known to any. What time is it in your world?"
I thought for another moment, "6 in the after noon."
"Incredible!" he said at the top of his lungs, which quite hurt my ears. "The prophecies say our times will all be different and my time is 1 o'clock now."
Now comes the unfortunate event.
I was awaken.
It was 10 o'clock.
I jumped out of bed to see the schedule to find i'm on rest day. So here i am writing my dream. It was really fun, and scary. It took me 52 minutes to write this. I love all you guys and ppls and followers.