ACTION!!!!

Austin update!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Thu, 1 Nov 2007 23:53:00 -0600

Here is a short clip of austin showing off his skills!!!

Cheers,
Craig

The OFFICE is awesome!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 17:10:00 -0600

Hey everyone, Austin pics are coming soon. Life has been crazy lately. Jane and Pam ROCK!

Cheers,
Craig

Priceless!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:54:00 -0600

Cheers,
Craig

Austin Huntin Jeff the Lion!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 23:45:00 -0600

Austin hunts Jeff all the time!!

Cheers,
Craig

I got Austin!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Fri, 1 Jun 2007 16:27:00 -0600

Well his first night wasn't bad at all. He only woke me up once wich was a surprise! He sleeps like a champ after we play like crazy of course.. LOL.. But the poor guy did get the runs. And today he hurled for some reason, I think he just misses the pack.. Besides that he is kicking ass!!

Cheers,
Craig

Austin 1 month old!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Mon, 14 May 2007 01:50:00 -0600

Cheers,
Craig

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Fri, 4 May 2007 20:57:00 -0600

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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Cheers,
Craig

UT Tower!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:17:00 -0600

Well During my recent adventure with Goose, we ended up traveling 30 stories straight up to the observatory deck of the UT Tower... I found out Goose has a crazy birds eye, because she was spotting shit everywhere!!! No not the bird shit!!! lol...

Man was this a cool sight... We got to hear a bit of history about the tower plus checked out the sweet disco lights that make it orange... LOL..
The clock was pretty cool too... They said that there is a guy that is 80 something years old that plays the bells at the top of the tower, and this guy takes song requests and will learn to play anything from Metallica to Snoop Dogg...

Cheers,
Craig

Hunting Lions!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:26:00 -0600

Be very very quiet they are hunting lions!!!

Cheers,
Craig

Austin Pics...

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:48:00 -0600

Here are some pics of his mom and siblings... I get to see him for the first time Saturday morning!!! I'm stoked!!!

Cheers,
Craig

I'm getting a puppy!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Mon, 9 Apr 2007 22:31:00 -0600

He's a Rhodesian Ridgeback, and his name will be Austin. He was born in a ridiculously huge litter of 15 pups on April the 4th... Ridgebacks are also known as African Lion Hounds (because of their ability to hunt down a lion and keep it at bay while awaiting their master to make the kill.) Click here to read more about them. I'll get him sometime around June 4th.. Stay tuned for more updates!!!

Cheers,
Craig

Stew eating Chia Homer grass stuff...

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:23:00 -0600

Well things have been so dull lately that I started growing a Chia Head (Homer) to kinda throw some spice back into life.. LOL. And this is the kind of crazy shit that happens!

Cheers,
CT

Big AL'S Ski Bike adventure!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:02:00 -0700

Yeah Some people just can't handle a snowboard... LOL.. Durango was bad ass though... Fast snow, fast food, and fast women, what else could a man ask for?!!!!

Cheers,
Craig

deep snow!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Sometimes you just have to drive in the deep snow!!! lol

Cheers,
Craig

I ditched work today!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:10:00 -0700

Cheers,
CT

my roof sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Wed, 3 Jan 2007 12:32:00 -0700

Well I was excited about the snow until my roof got 8 leaks in it... So all day today guess what i'm doing? yep you got it!!! Digging out all of the snow off my fucking roof!!! AAAAHHH.. The leak in the living room was so bad, Phil had to McGyver a contraption so the water will flow down a wire to a bucket!!! It's like I have a swimming pool on my roof... If I could give anyone advice for the new year it would be to NEVER buy a house with a flat roof!!!!

I hope your day is better than mine!!!
Craig

Happy New Year!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Tue, 2 Jan 2007 01:44:00 -0700

Crazy shit always happens on new years!!! Twizzler anyone?

Cheers,
Craig

Hey girl I got ya something!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 21:18:00 -0700

Gonna give ya somethin so you know what's on my mind...

Happy holidays
CT

HO HO HO!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:40:00 -0700

Good ol Dan!! thanks for the idea bro!!!

From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. 1.This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged. 2.This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement the inferences contained in this correspondence. 3.This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain geographical locations. 4.This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. 5.The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

Cheers!!!
Craig

A pro fishermans worst nightmare!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:10:00 -0700

The Day I Met Mike!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:30:00 -0700

Me: Yo Tyson, what's up?
Mike: Yo
Me: Dude, I kicked your ass all the time playing punch out on Nintendo...
Mike: Man that's not cool, I'm gonna call my mom and tell on you...
Me: Man just say cheese, while my friend takes a pic!!!
Mike: Hell no man, I told you I'm callin my momma damn it!!!
Me: Mike calm down man, tons of people kicked your ass playing that game.. I mean, you are acting like I said that tattoo on your face looks retarded...
Mike: What? my tattoo is my favorite thing in the whole world, now I'm gonna kick your ass sucka!!!
Me: Hey now hold on a minute, I didn't say you tattoo looks retarded, I said you were acting as if I said it did...
Mike: oh sorry, sometimes word gets me confused..
Me: I bet.. So do you miss the days when everyone played your punchout game?
Mike: Yeah I do, that's why I created Mike Tyson's punchout 2 for Nintendo Wii..
Me: Are you kidding me? Do any of the old characters make a comeback, like bald bull, king hippo, or sodapopinski?
Mike: Oh hell no, in punchout 2 you don't fight me, you are me, and you get to fight all girls!!!
Me: Girls? what do you mean fight all girls?
Mike: Well since they won't let me box girls in real life, I decided to fight them in my new video game!!!
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Mike: Hell no!!! And the best thing about it is with the new Nintendo Wii motion controller you can choose to either punch the girl or pimp slap her!!!!

Me: What the hell? Do you get to bite her ear off too?
Mike: What you talkin about I don't bite ears off sucka.. Now you done pissed Mike off!!! I really gonna kick yo ass now!!!
Me: Mike your game sucks ass!!! You are retarded!! Later man!!! Oh and your tattoo really does look retarded!!! LOL.. OK time to run....

Cheers,
Craig

Happy Turkey Day!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 22:57:00 -0700

Good Times!!!!!

Halloween!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:46:00 -0700

Hello everyone, this is Lucifer (Vato Jays twin brother)... Lucifer (AKA the red dragon) loves chicks who like chicks, watching girls go wild, and loves all sexy ladies...

Have you ever had, that one Halloween that just sticks out in your mind, the one where you know you had a kick ass costume and just had the most kick ass time... Well this is Lucifurs!!! I would have to say it was mine too... This was Halloween '01, and it took place at Rude Dogs old house... No not that one, the one before that one, remember? lol...

It was so good I can't remember if maximus DJ 'ed or not, but I know he was there... LOL
... As you can see I dressed up as a fat ass cowboy!!! I would have to say I look at least 600 pounds or so.. lol... I think what made this Halloween so awesome was that everyone was there and had kick ass costumes... My brother and cousin jay dressed up as cheerleaders, but the scary thing was Phil looked exactly like my mom... CREEEEPY!!!! lol...

I think Lucifer loved this Halloween bc well he hooked up with like 5 or 8 different chicks, got plastered, and ended up passed out with some random cheerleaders wig... LOL... What makes a great Halloween party is when you get so shit faced and then see pictures that just make you think what the fuck did I do!!! jk... Or am I????

I do remember that some time during the night I lost all of my weight, bc shit it's fucking hot as hell being that fat.. lol...

Happy "late" Halloween!!!

Cheers,
Craig

SHNACKY of the WEEK!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 16:26:00 -0600

This is long over due, Here is Milla Jovovich, this hottie is special requested from Vato Jay!!! He told me she is the top in his spank bank!!!! SHHH don't tell his wife... lol... Also this is for dave (MLAH), thanks man!!!!

Cheers,
Craig

All Day I Dream About SEX!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (CT) — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:04:00 -0600

KORN!!!! FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Cheers,
Craig