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Fri, 25 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

After many months of trying to make ends meet, a couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 4.83

Translation Troubles

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his captu...
>Category: Lawyer Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.82

Euro English

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.57

The Peeing Accident

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the faciliti...
>Category: Workplace Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 4.96

Late for Work

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't d...
>Category: Workplace Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.56

Blind Bunny

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "O...
>Category: Lawyer Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 4.77

Harry's Exam

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm to...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 6.86

Adam's Mate

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

One day while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father this place is great, but there is one thing ...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.00

Viagra Side Effects

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 5.60

Good Reason

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

At 7 AM, a lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen drunk, with ruffled hair and l...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 2.79

Golden Saloon

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the...
>Category: Bar Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 5.85

Obsessions

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 7.27

Human Race

Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankin...
>Category: Religious Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.45

Salesman's Nightmare

Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," s...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 7.38

$500

Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry, accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the tabl...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 7.10

Reincarnation

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gav...
>Category: Bar Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 5.18

A Mormon

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whisk...
>Category: Religious Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 4.48

Keeping A Secret

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. No woman, said one man, scornfully, can keep a secre...
>Category: Blonde Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.31

Baby Belly

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stoma...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.94

Tampons Wonder

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the old...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 6.11

Lost Wife

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A geezer walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall. "Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you p...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 6.10

Improvement

Fri, 18 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She ...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.69

Sleeping Pills

Fri, 18 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all nig...
>Category: Blonde Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.24

Wandering Dog

Fri, 18 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, d...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.09

Black Powder

Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan. "What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager. "I have some black powd...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 5.22

Poor Pirate

Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" The Pirate ...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.71

Starting Salary

Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking fo...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.50

From Alabama

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to cou...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 6.95

Radio Show

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Just keep in mind this was on live radio.... On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they're married or in...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 7.23

Official Visits

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wi...
>Category: Political Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 7.14

16 Years Of Meat

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the new...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 6.64

Whose Egg Is It?

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of h...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 5.00

Anxious Cab Driver

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 7.04

Interesting Point Of View

Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motio...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.17

Burglar

Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anythi...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 7.24

Where Do Babies Come From?

Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few s...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 6.65

Southern Piece

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are ...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 4.77

Blonde in The Mirror

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.She picks it up, looks into it, and says, WOW! I know this per...
>Category: Blonde Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.00

Buying Curtains

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A woman walks into a store that makes curtains.She says to the clerk,I would like curtains the size of my computer screen.The clerk says,Why the si...
>Category: Computer Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 3.84

Nursing Home

Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, pu...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 6.64

Where do you live?

Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. Where do you live? asked the opera...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 3.94

Caught In The Act

Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

A wife comes home after a shopping trip, and she's horrified to see her husband in bed with a young woman. She's about to storm out of the house, and ...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 5.94

The Golfer

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants with him to play golf?In case he got a hole in one....
>Category: Sports Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.90

President Clinton's Baseball

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers ...
>Category: Sports Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 4.10

Heavenly Golf

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Mo...
>Category: Sports Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.26

Worst Gifts

Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

1. The gift of a free membership to weight watchers.2. The "Monica gift set including a cigar, beret, and stain remover.3. A ride-on vacuum cleaner - ...
>Category: Occasions Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.45

Christmas Party Festivity Levels

Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, ...
>Category: Occasions Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 5.71

Christmas Note From Mom

Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married:Merry Christmas to you and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering that I can't breathe or eat. The...
>Category: Occasions Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.59

Christmas Alert

Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

All units are to be on the lookout for the following individual(s) that are WANTED by an agencies within the United States of America. The US State De...
>Category: Occasions Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 3.50

Fire Truck

Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Dear Santa,I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!Love,JoeyDear Joey,Let me...
>Category: Occasions Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.84