Actor Crush

Goodbye! - oh, and Josh Hartnett

2006-09-07T06:25:00.000-07:00

D: So we've decided to close down Actor Crush
R: Blame me
R: It's my fault
R: I'm never online!
D: No
D: I blame the actors
D: Have any of them emailed us to say how much they like the blog?? Huh?
R: Ryan Phillipe's agent mailed us and asked us if we could post his pictures
R: She sounded really desperate
D: Anyway, we're done
R: Bye! Thanks!
D: Come over to The Pretty Boys Club if you miss me!

Jay Hernandez

2006-08-15T14:38:00.000-07:00

D: Hi
R: Hi!
R: I thought you'd given up on me!
D: How could I do that
R: What's wrong?
D: Wha?
R: My woman's intuition is flaring up
R: It's like spidey sense but with tampons
D: Gross

Rob Lowe

2006-08-12T05:49:00.000-07:00

R: Sorry!
R: Sorry!
R: I've been so busy!
R: But that's no excuse!
R: Forgive me?
R: How is it going with Ford??
R: Tell me everything!!!!
R: Damien?

Jason Lewis

2006-07-17T14:27:00.000-07:00

R: Jason Lewis is sure stretching that grin out
D: The botox must have finally worn off
R: So I heard your date with Ford went well
D: Is that what he said?
R: Maybe
D: What aren't you telling me?
R: HE THINKS YOUR CUTE!
D: And there goes any sense of mystery...

Kip Pardue

2006-07-13T12:59:00.000-07:00

D: I can't decide if Kip Pardue is a brunette, blond, or a red head?
R: So Ford asked me to ask you if you'd like to go for a drink on Friday?
D: Shhh, I'm deciding
R: He rock climbs
D: And?
R: He could probably lift you up with one hand and throw you across the room
R: Without breaking a sweat
D: Tell him I'll pick him up at 8

Justin Chambers

2006-07-11T11:29:00.000-07:00

D: I'd like to see his anatomy!
D: Did you hear me, I'd like to see his anatomy
R: I heard you
R: You just said that about Patrick Dempsey last week
D: What are you, my biographer?

Chris Pine

2006-07-10T10:15:00.000-07:00

R: I think its very interesting how Gabe goes away
R: And suddenly you're chatting with me
D: I just wanted to show you Chris Pine's smouldering good looks
D: And say a big ups to my best girl
R: Best girl
R: Can I have that in writing?

Jason Behr

2006-06-27T14:41:00.000-07:00

R: So spill
D: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
R: Hang on, let me get a cushion

Marlon Brando

2006-06-25T13:54:00.000-07:00

R: I didn't think you'd be so pleased about Ford
R: What aren't you telling me?
D: Oh it's nothing
R: What are you plotting?
D: No
D: I lost my virginity to a deaf guy
R: I thought you lost your virginity to Dairy Queen Pete?
D: Well, technically Pete lost his virginity to me...
R: Is that so?
R: I didn't know you had it in you
R: Or Pete had it in him for that matter

Gael Garcia Bernal

2006-06-23T15:22:00.000-07:00

R: Oh you're on
D: What's up?
R: There's a friend of my friend Lisa who I think you might like!!!
R: He's called Ford
R: Isn't that a sexy name?
R: And he's 25
R: + single
R: + cute
D: + what's wrong with him?
R: Nothing
R: OK, he's a little hard of hearing
D: Deaf huh?
D: Interesting...

Naveen Andrews

2006-06-22T14:54:00.000-07:00

R: I think Naveens lovely
R: No - beautiful
R: I could see us being happy together
R: We would have beautiful mocha latte babies
R: I'd thread beads in his hair
D: Usually I cut you down right about now
D: But I'm going to let you have this little fantasy River
R: Oh good!!
R: You can come over
R: And we'll all play charades and drink cheap red wine out of mugs

Karl Urban

2006-06-14T15:05:00.000-07:00

D: Do you want to be famous?
R: I think I'd like to be Reese Witherspoon famous
D: You know
D: For a small fee
D: That can be arranged

Alejo Sauras

2006-06-13T15:01:00.000-07:00

D: Ring a ding ding
D: Who's mister pouty?
R: A Spanish actor called Alejo Sauras
D: Why is he all frowny?
R: He isn't sure if his lip gloss matches his red top
D: He he he
D: That was pretty good for you
R: Wiseguy

Jared Padalecki

2006-06-06T15:09:00.000-07:00

R: Well
R: I'm about done talking about Mike and me
R: If my Mother rings one more time
R: I think I'm going scream
R: I want to know about you
R: and what's fun
R: What do young fun single people do these days?
D: Um
D: Blog about movie stars they don't have a gnats chance of ever meeting mostly

R: I think I'm going to call my Mother

Jim Caviezel

2006-06-01T15:33:00.000-07:00

R: Do you know that Jim Caviezel was struck by lightening
R: Twice on the set of the Passion...
D: Figures
D: He doesn't look too smart in that second pic

Wentworth Miller

2006-05-30T15:48:00.000-07:00

D: Go on
R: It feels weird
D: Try
R: OK
R: Wentworth Miller
R: I care greatly for your beautiful bone structure
D: That's my girl

James McAvoy

2006-05-23T09:42:00.000-07:00

D: So a funny thing happened today
D: It was h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s.
D: Like a SNL sketch - this guy was eating a bage
R: I know what you're trying to do
D: What?
R: You want to make me feel better
D: No I'm
D: I'm just, you know, conversationalizing

D: Fine, I'll show myself out
R: No
R: I'm ready
R: Tell me your funny thing

Aaron Stanford

2006-05-22T12:55:00.000-07:00

*River is online*
D: Hey Babycakes
D: How's single life?
*River is offline*

D: Real clever Damien
D: Real clever

Paul Bettany

2006-05-20T11:42:00.000-07:00

R: Mike says we've grown apart
R: Which is bullhooey!!!
R: I haven't grown apart!
R: I've grown in!!!
R: I thought we were going to get married!!!
R: I thought we were going to move to Melbourne
R: And get old together
R: How the heck did he manage to "grow apart"??????
R: He never does anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: Tell me!?!??!!
D: Um, I'd like to reserve the right of no comment
R: Grrraghh!!!!!!!!!

Mike Erwin

2006-05-17T14:26:00.000-07:00

D: Hi!
R: I'm only online to see if Mike's emailed
D: O
D: K
D: Good luck!

D: Call me!

Chris Carmack

2006-05-16T15:55:00.000-07:00

D: So we can talk about it
D: Or not
D: Whatever you want
D: Imagine me as your own personal shrink
D: Or gay best friend
D: Or best personal shrinking gay
D: Look comedy is making this better!!
R: I'm going to die alone

Channing Tatum

2006-05-15T13:29:00.000-07:00

D: Channing Tatum is hot!
D: Hooooooooot!!!
D: HOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: Mike and I are breaking up
D: Wha ?

D: Oh honey

Ben Foster

2006-05-10T15:18:00.000-07:00

R: I'm enjoying the white wings angelic Ben Foster
R: Over the psycho axe Ben Foster
D: Could I have them both together?

Jason Schwartzman

2006-05-05T15:19:00.000-07:00

R: I've had it with men
D: What did Mike do now?
R: Don't think I've forgotten that you're one of them buster!

Tom Cruise

2006-05-04T15:25:00.001-07:00

D: Behold! The many hair styles of a special secret agent
R: They all look the same to me
R: Except the pic where he has long hair