We Have ADHD and I Feel Fine

Mom's That Take Adderall To Increase Sex Drive

2013-06-14T02:28:00.002-04:00

Does Adderall Make Women Horny?

I know it makes me horny as hell. I want to fuck Jehovah's Witnesses, and The Amish teenage college students on Rump spiller. Actually, it's those ADHD cougar MILF's, in their white cotton hoodies-that push my dopamine over the edge.

I have never been with a women taking Adderall IR. I could only imagine giving a female Adderall virgin, a 30mg Barr Adderall( the orange football)

Here is a neighbor of mine, who I know has ADHD. I also know she takes some kind of amphetamine, because she accomplishes things at lightning speed.

So I asked her if Adderall makes her horny. She said not only horny, but Adderall makes her come harder, and longer.

Adderall make her "fuck like a guy." She has had several sexual partners, and gets sexually aroused from breathing.

She unconsciously stared masturbating in an elevator last week. Unluckily for her, nobody came on her elevator, because the front of her skirt was visibly wet.

She came somewhere between floors 7-8, but the orgasm lasted until breakfast the next day.

Total ADD Verbiage By The Google Speech Recognition Translator

2013-06-11T00:56:00.001-04:00

This Poem Was Created by Google's Hilariously Poor Speech Translator

I can do an impersonation of a robotic computer voice. But so far, no computer has even attempted an impression of me.

Now I cannot translate computer code into any intelligible text, that anybody

could decipher NOT on LSD or mushrooms(shout out to Eileen McGarry who'd blow my mind when I'z be shroomin')

Well I don't feel too bad. Google couldn't translate my run-of-the-mill, Midwest

accent. Now even close to being 30% accurate.

Below is the resulting, beautiful-and soon to be award winner poem.

James Napier the author, will take credit for this of course.

**Addendum to parenthetical statement

I never censor, and rarely change a word after proofreading. I noticed I unconsciously typed "mind" when referring to psychedelic mushroom experience

with Ms. McGarry of St.Pete, Fl.

She did not blow my mind at all. Nor did she "blow" any other body

part; without continuous begging. And even that was spotty. 2 years, 3 BJ's

one that she initiated.

Now that blows! And it "boggles" the mind, that a hard drinking, Irish lass,

didn't enjoy gobbling more trouser snake in her young Lakewood days?

Meandering Spittle: Incredible Poetry From The Randomness of You Tube's Transcript Feature

Mind Blowing Adderall Binge for the ages

2013-05-03T02:04:00.000-04:00

I just went on an unplanned Adderall run.

3 days, and twenty three 30mg Adderall IR(Barr generic) later, I feel drained, enlightened, 10 pounds lighter, depressed, and mostly ashamed.

Completely ashamed is more like it.

So many times, Ive rifled through mt months supply: which is ample for most AdHd adults that are 40 years old.

Not me readers. I need to get higher every minute, or I start to feel a downward trend, and I do not want to feel any decline in my over surging, equivocal dopamine levels.

I just feels so much better, than anything I can organically create and experience in an amphetamine free environment.

So this next script I get on Monday May 6th-I am going to post my daily intake online. Perhaps having to do this, will keep me at 2 a day.

Keep checking for updates on my Adderall progress readers!

A Nice Quick Weekend Detox Can Help Adults With ADHD

2013-02-27T03:23:00.002-05:00

72 Hours Detox Program For Adults With ADHD

If you aren't too toxic, and you do it correctly, 3 days- or a long weekend is all you need for your basic, DIY detox program. If you need to detox from recreational, addicting drugs, you may need professional help...

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In addition to the time- you will need some other, easily obtainable supplies...

Here is a numbered list of the other key items an ADHD adult will need to have on hand:

Plenty of pure bottled water
Epsom salt
books
nice aromatherapy (rosemary and lavender)
Heating pad
These Vitamins: Omega 3 Fatty Acid, Resveratrol, Vitamin C, Vitamin B complex, Magnesium, Vitamin E, Alpha lipoic acid, Sulforaphane, Theanine, Spiralina
Lemons
Broccoli crowns
Green Tea
Garlic
Xanax-Valium-or Ativan(melatonin for those who want all natural items)
Soothing music
Dark cool room to sleep in

These are some quick tips that you may want to incorporate immediately into your detox weekend, and beyond...

- No more pornography

- Always keep your windows open at night

- Stop eating fast food and junk food immediately

- Eat organic and eat more vegetables

- Start walking or jogging in fresh air everyday

- Stop being on the computer and TV so much, limit computer and TV to weekends only

- Get more exposure to the sun

- Stay away from negative people

- Stop smoking, caffeine, and alcohol immediately

- Replace television with soothing, uplifting music

- Stop using artificial sweeteners including Equal, Splenda and drinking diet sodas

ADDERALL INFO COMING UP...

FOR THE DETOX WEEKEND ONLY-STOP TAKING YOUR ADDERALL

AIt is always a good idea once every few months, to give your body a "drug holiday"

from any stimulant medication you are taking for your ADHD.

Amphetamines build up tolerance very quickly. Taking tyrosine 1/2 hour prior to taking Adderall can help to potentiate it, but abstinence is the only thing that really helps bring down tolerance.

Right off the bat, take a nice long, Epsom Salt bath.

Get the water as hot as you possibly can stand. Put in half of a carton of Epsom Salts.

Sprinkle in a few drop of the Rosemary and Lavender aromatherapy oil.

Bring a nice book in the tub. Dim the lights. Stay in for at least 1/2 an hour.

This will start your body and mind off in a nice, warm, relaxed mood for the detox

journey you are about to treat your toxic body to.

Start drinking the water early and often. You want to drink a minimum of 72 ounces of

water each day for your do it yourself detoxification. Water is cheap, and important.

Oh those lemons I sold you to get-squeeze them into your water. Lemon juice helps to pull toxins out of your muscles. That's what latic acid is. Toxins! That's the stuff that makes your joints and muscles sore.

Drink up, and sweat it out!

(...more to come soon!)
Then I like to creatively stretch my body. There are no forms, or positions. I simply stretch and crack, and contort my body; in whatever way feels the most therapeutic for my limber, warm body.

there is something so powerful, and effective in cracking one's own spine!

The instant release you get after cracking your back, feels like a rebirth briefly I feel weightless when all that pressure is released from my compressed spine.

I think proper skeletal alignment, is crucial for a good detox.

Healthy Foods To Eat-After Your ADHD DETOX

These are some foods that you can never give your ADHD, Adderall riddled brain, enough of.

You should eat 6 modest meals per day is possible...

Almonds and other nuts
Beans and legumes
Spinach and other green vegetables

Dairy (fat-free or low-fat milk, yogurt, cheese)
Instant oatmeal (unsweetened, unflavored)
Eggs
Turkey and other lean meats

Peanut butter
Olive oil
Whole-grain breads and cereals
Extra-protein (whey) powder
Raspberries and other berries

Famous Impulsive People That Have Adult ADHD

2013-02-25T21:31:00.002-05:00

Of course their are famous people with ADHD.

Although, becoming famous usually requires tenaciousness and focus. These are qualities that adults with ADD or ADHD completely lack.

What us adults with ADD do have, is something called impulsivity.

SO the percentage of famous adults that have attention deficit disorder, is probably much lower that the percentage of "average" adults with ADD.

I know that Will Smith, Justin Timberlake, Jamie Oliver, and Ty Pennington have publicly stated that they have ADHD.

One of these four men, is probably not officially certain they have ADD. It's become somewhat fashionable for adults that don't really have ADHD, to say that they do. It as if they want people to think they have climbed this huge mountain of disability or something?

Here is a link to a more detailed article on celebrities with ADHD.

Fast Bright Days, Endless Nights, Lonely Mornings

2012-12-11T21:41:00.000-05:00

"When you stop caring what other's will think, and do, that's when you can do anything you set your mind to." -Charles Bukowski

I kind of mashed up 2 quotes; astoundingly sharp and pointed in their message. Then paraphrased it in my own, most direct obvious words.

I am razor sharp. Have been awake for 65 hours straight- I have a very high level of Dopamine coursing through my brain.

This falsely elevated level, hits the sexual stimuli first.

Every damn she-rat with a Face book page, and a bare midriff-nearly makes me come spontaneously.

Yes, I have been so jacked up on Adderall(which I fucking love for ADHD-and experiment with for sexual desire-and weird sleep deprived thoughts that are literally electric!

I unconsciously played out a fantasy in my head when I nodded off for a few minutes just now.

I had an incredible, lucid dream. So sharp, creative, vivid, auditory and tactile.

I was having intercourse with a hot 19 year-old hostess from my old job. I kind of knew I was dreaming. But if it was real, on the oft chance; I wanted NO REGRETS!

So I asked Katie Malcolm point blank,"I want to bury my cock so deep inside you, you have my phantom dick in you days later."

In the dream, she orgasms from the mere thought.. I did too apparently. My climax was 2x as strong and as long as normal. My head tingled, as I emptied my happy dick's contents on Katie Malcolm's beautiful, 19 year old, fluffy-British white pillows.

I hope she reads this. I want her to see how intense the thought of her can be. She can send this around Facebook- I don't care.

No shame in the real truth. A shocking revelation: 40 year old dudes, love to think about fucking a fresh young teenager. Not sick, natural.
lucid dreaming about hot female co-worker's is priceless...
Being a bachelor can suck. Not having anyone to come home to is tiring. Not having anyone to explain why I am having delusions of grandeur.

Overdose Of Adderall Make People Psychotically Insane

2012-11-05T20:06:00.000-05:00

DOPAMINE OVERDOSE PUTS DELICATE BRAIN ON OVERDRIVE

A friend of mine just completed another one of his famous Adderall benders. He took about 20 thirty mg Adderall IR. His tolerance is acidulous.His stomach bile is too I imagine.

This Adderall abuse is pretty common. I've taken way more than my required dose on many occasions. The first few times I got pretty high, and felt invincible.

I also got superman's libido. I surfed internet porn at all hours of the day. The ironic thing is this: masturbating is very difficult when your body is overloaded on dompamine. It is hard to establish an erection. When you do, it is a halfer.

It doesn't take long to reach climax. When I did, it was incredible. It was 10x more intense, and a came for a good minute.So if you want to have a great orgasm ladies and gentlemen, take a bunch of stimulant that are amphetamine based, and jerk off until your eyes rool back in your head.

I also had grandiose thoughts. This lead to several blog post, that I was shocked when I read them with a normal brain.

It would be great if our brains could sustain a high level of Adderall indefinitely with no bad side effects. Provide you could find a psychiatrist that would prescribe 30,000 mg of Adderall a month.

I would have sex with this sexy Filipino all night, and month long.

My Last Detox Of My Life

2012-09-12T22:32:00.002-04:00

This is it. I have said that over 100 times in the last decade. I have relapsed, tried new shit-got addicted to that-detoxed-relapsed, promised others and myself- rationalized...The whole 9 yards 1000 times. If I were an NFL player, I'd be Emmitt Smith...(get it)

So as I coincidentally listen to "Beat It" and type this post, I am giving myself an ultimatum: Stop wasting my life, and everybody's time who knows me-by detoxing one last time- and not starting again. The root of all my problem for 10 years has been drugs and all the glory surrounding them.

As soon as I post this, I am going to the beach to try and forgot these disgusting cold sweats, urges, and body pains. I can't taper. I can't replace. I need to cold turkey. 72 of basic hell. I have done that part before. Hard but easy as well. Just don't put anything in my mouth for 3 days. It's one thing to NOT do.

Hard part is when I accomplish that, the boredom temps me to go back. I have 3 days to find a way not to be bored in 3 days.

Adderall Recall May Kick Off Another Shortage

2012-09-11T13:26:00.000-04:00

Generic Adderall Recall 20 mg Barr

I came across the article below. It is crazy how this could have happened. Although if I got extra amphetamine in my adderalls, I would be bitching!

The FDA and Barr Laboratories, Inc. have announced a recall for generic Adderall tablets that may contain more of the active pharmaceutical ingredients than they are supposed to have, posing a risk of serious side effects among users of the ADHD drug.
The generic drug recall was issued on August 14 for one lot of Dextroamphetamine Saccharate, Amphetamine Aspartate, Dextroamphetamine Sulfate and Amphetamine Sulfate (mixed amphetamine salts) 20 mg tablets, which were sold in 100 count bottles. Some of the tablets from lot 311756 could contain tablets exceed weight requirements, which may result in super-potent pills.
The generic Adderall tablets are approved to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) and narcolepsy, and are also often used off-label for weight loss. The 20mg pills are oval and peach in color, with “b/973″ stamped on one side and “2/0” stamped on the other. The recalled Barr ADHD pills were distributed between June 11, 2009 and June 16, 2009, but could have been filled by a pharmacy after that.
Taking an oversized pill could lead to an overdose, with symptoms like palpitations, tachycardia, hypertension, headache, tremor, tic, dyskinesia, dizziness, blurred vision, sweating, insomnia, agitation, euphoria, mania, anxiety, restlessness, nausea, diarrhea, constipation, dry mouth and decreased appetite.
No injuries have been reported in connection with the oversized tablets, according to Barr Laboratories. Consumers who have any of the recalled dextroamphetamine/amphetamine tablets have been advised to stop using the drug and contact their doctor or pharmacist. Any adverse reactions should be reported to the FDA’s MedWatch program.
The recall is the latest in a string of recalls involving generic drugs that were distributed with too much of the active medication in each tablet.
In late June 2009, U.S. Marshals raided generic drug manufacturer Caraco Pharmaceutical Laboratories, Ltd., shutting down production due to unsafe manufacturing processes that allowed similar problems to occur. In March, Caraco issued a generic digoxin recall for tablets of their heart medication due to irregular sized pills.
In April 2008, a Digitek recall was issued by Actavis Totowa for their brand of digoxin which were distributed with up to twice the appropriate amount of the active pharmaceutical ingredient. At least 667 deaths from digoxin overdose were linked to the recalled Digitek tablets in FDA adverse event reports following the announcement of the manufacturing problems.
Last year, generic drug maker Ethex Corp suspended manufacturing and shipments for all products after issuing several generic drug recalls due to oversized tablets. Among tablets that were distributed with too much of the active medication were generic versions of morphine, which could cause a potentially fatal morphine overdose. Also included in the recall were dextroamphetamine tablets that were generic versions of Dexedrine and Dextrostate.

Impulsivity and ADHD vs ADD (same thing guys)

2012-09-08T00:43:00.000-04:00

Impulsive Behavior Defines Me For Worse

"Impulsive Behavior Defines Me For Worse" - I didn't leave out the predictable word "better" in my title by accident. Because it so often isn't for the betterment of me; this impulsive behavior of mine.

Maybe 1/100 times it has resulted in some positive outcome. Mostly my snap decisions resulting from my ADHD and the impulsive behavior that's a by-product, are shitty ones.

The behavior isn't totally uncontrollable. There is a split second, where I am conscious I could go one way or the other. The URGE to hit the go button seems to always be the default choice. Not acting or doing in my mind, is the dead and boring choice.

This impulsivity (which according to spell check isn't a fucking word- but I say it is) stems from a lack of dopamine in my brain. When I am jacked up thoroughly on Adderall, my mind catches up to the impulsive "fight or flight" decision-and I can sort through the options at lightning speed - and make the correct decision 9/10 times.

Problem is, I enjoy the way Adderall makes me feel so much, that I can never last the whole month without depleting my supply by the second week.

So half the month, I kick ass. The other half- I am going through Adderall withdrawal for 3 days, then dealing with ADD for 10 days, without any chemical enhancement.

To exacerbate the situation, I self-medicate. You head me. You probably have done it yourself, if you truly have a more than mild case of ADHD or ADD (no difference. why 2 names?)

Then I need to withdraw from the pain killers I take for self-medication purposes. Sometimes I am doing this in tandem with taking my new batch of Adderall. This withdrawal prevents me from feeling the full effects of the stimulant medication. This helps potentiate my stims- Alive(R) Multi-Vitamin - 180 Tablets (Google Affiliate Ad) Super nutrition in a pill!

If I just had a normal brain. Then I would be going over homework assignments right now, instead of writing this totally engrossing blog for the world!

And The Blog Changes Focus For The 3rd Time

2012-09-07T22:14:00.000-04:00

Ch-Ch-Ch- CHANGES...

If anyone of the 3 of you who have followed this blog since it's conception a year ago, ever doubted the validity of my ADHD - now to you believe me?

Today, for the third time, I have shifted the focus of this blog. Now it is officially a blog for single men and bachelors(is there a difference) that have Attention Deficit Disorder.

Whether you say "ADHD" or "ADD" I don't care. They are one and the same for me.

Admittedly, my when I first started this abomination a year ago, my sole intent was money. I wanted to make money on the fact I had ADD. Mostly after realizing how hard it was to compete with bigger and better websites, I buried that idea long ago.

When that happened, I stopped writing also. But I still have something to say. Instead of looking for money making keywords that relate to attention deficit disorder, I am going to write from my gut. I will leave the AdWords ad's up-just in case they are beneficial to my readers(all 3 of you)

I could write on popular ADHD topics, but why? I am on page 6 of Google search for adults with ADHD. No visibility whatsoever. If I wanted to be the only one who reads this meandering spittle, I would just keep a journal and re-read it every other month. Although anyone with ADHD knows, it's nearly impossible to keep up with a daily journal. I usually lose the actual physical journal by the 3rd day. But I find a pair of sunglasses looking for It, so it's a wash.

Welcome to the revamped www.wehaveadhd.com

Please share it with other single men that have ADD. It's non-profit. I may add a "donation" button if I ever feel it becomes a full time job- or gets really good somehow? For now, I am totally free of charge. I should pay you for looking at it actually.

Make comments and suggestions. If you want me to post a testimonial, I will. If you want to contribute as an author-I am all ears. If you know chicks that dig guys with no attention span in their 40's-I'm your best friend!

Peace-Napedog (james napier)

Great Tips For The Entrepenuer With ADHD

2012-09-03T09:40:00.000-04:00

9 Awesome Lifestyle How "Not To" List by Tim Ferris

I got this from an excellent book entitled the 4 Hour Work Week.

The book was a #1 New York Times bestseller.

I suggest that anybody with ADHD, who is interested in being their own boss, READ THIS BOOK.

You can purchase here via Amazon link .

Especially if you can get with the following tips!

It is difficult enough starting your own business. With modern technology being as flashy as it is, that is distraction enough for the "normal" functioning entrepreneur. When you have ADHD, the distraction's are built in.

Try "not doing" these 9 distraction infused activities, and se4e how much easier your ADHD brain functions in the focus necessary world of operating your very own business.

1. Do not answer calls from unrecognized phone numbers
Feel free to surprise others, but don’t be surprised. It just results in unwanted interruption and poor negotiating position. Let it go to voicemail, and consider using a service like GrandCentral (you can listen to people leaving voicemail) or Simulscribe (receive voicemails as e-mail).
2. Do not e-mail first thing in the morning or last thing at night
The former scrambles your priorities and plans for the day, and the latter just gives you insomnia. E-mail can wait until 10am, after you’ve completed at least one of your critical to-do items…
3. Do not agree to meetings or calls with no clear agenda or end time
If the desired outcome is defined clearly with a stated objective and agenda listing topics/questions to cover, no meeting or call should last more than 30 minutes. Request them in advance so you “can best prepare and make good use of the time together.”
4. Do not let people ramble
Forget “how’s it going?” when someone calls you. Stick with “what’s up?” or “I’m in the middle of getting something out, but what’s going on?” A big part of GTD is GTP — Getting To the Point.

5. Do not check e-mail constantly — “batch” and check at set times only
I belabor this point enough. Get off the cocaine pellet dispenser and focus on execution of your top to-do’s instead of responding to manufactured emergencies. Set up a strategic autoresponder and check twice or thrice daily.
6. Do not over-communicate with low-profit, high-maintenance customers
There is no sure path to success, but the surest path to failure is trying to please everyone. Do an 80/20 analysis of your customer base in two ways–which 20% are producing 80%+ of my profit, and which 20% are consuming 80%+ of my time? Then put the loudest and least productive on autopilot by citing a change in company policies. Send them an e-mail with new rules as bullet points: number of permissible phone calls, e-mail response time, minimum orders, etc. Offer to point them to another provider if they can’t conform to the new policies.
7. Do not work more to fix overwhelm — prioritize
If you don’t prioritize, everything seems urgent and important. If you define the single most important task for each day, almost nothing seems urgent or important. Oftentimes, it’s just a matter of letting little bad things happen (return a phone call late and apologize, pay a small late fee, lose an unreasonable customer, etc.) to get the big important things done. The answer to overwhelm is not spinning more plates — or doing more — it’s defining the few things that can really fundamentally change your business and life.
8. Do not carry a cellphone or Crackberry 24/7
Take at least one day off of digital leashes per week. Turn them off or, better still, leave them in the garage or in the car. I do this on at least Saturday, and I recommend you leave the phone at home if you go out for dinner. So what if you return a phone call an hour later or the next morning? As one reader put it to a miffed co-worker who worked 24/7 and expected the same: “I’m not the president of the US. No one should need me at 8pm at night. OK, you didn’t get a hold of me. But what bad happened?” The answer? Nothing.

9. Do not expect work to fill a void that non-work relationships and activities should
Work is not all of life. Your co-workers shouldn’t be your only friends. Schedule life and defend it just as you would an important business meeting. Never tell yourself “I’ll just get it done this weekend.” Review Parkinson’s Law in 4HWW and force yourself to cram within tight hours so your per-hour productivity doesn’t fall through the floor. Focus, get the critical few done, and get out. E-mailing all weekend is no way to spend the little time you have on this planet.
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It’s hip to focus on getting things done, but it’s only possible once we remove the constant static and distraction. If you have trouble deciding what to do, just focus on not doing. Different means, same end.

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Positive Stress Is Called Eustress And It's Good For You

2012-09-02T07:28:00.001-04:00

This is the official Wiki definition of EUSTRESS:
Eustress is a term coined by endocrinologist Hans Selye. The word eustress consists of two parts. The prefix eu- derives from the Greek word meaning either "well" or "good." When attached to the word stress," it literally means "good stress."

Eustress was originally explored in a stress model by Richard Lazarus, it is the positive cognitive response to stress that is healthy, or gives one a feeling of fulfillment or other positive feelings[1] [2]. Selye created the term as a subgroup of stress to differentiate the wide variety of stressors and manifestations of stress.[3][4].

Eustress is not defined by the stressor type, but rather how one perceives that stressor (e.g. a negative threat versus a positive challenge)[5]. Eustress refers to a positive response one has to a stressor, which can depend on one's current feelings of control, desirability, location, and timing of the stressor.[5]. Potential indicators of eustress may include responding to a stressor with a sense of meaning, hope, or vigor[6]. Eustress has also been positively correlated with life satisfaction and well-being.[7]

This is an adhd forum for the single guy A weblog for bachelors with ADD

Comments are not only welcome, but essential!

Focus on this babe!

2012-08-27T18:49:00.000-04:00

Mac And Cheese For The ADHD Bachelor On The Lamb

2012-08-04T08:32:00.000-04:00

Inspiration From The Food Channel

I was watching the food network yesterday, and I saw some delicious food being created. I got all excited, and started thinking that I could actually cook what Bobby Flay had whipped up on his show.

Open further review, I realized I only had 2 of the 20 ingredients he used: water and salt. He used sea salt, so I only had one ingredient really. Although the tap water in Los Angeles probably has millions of little micro-ingredients and trace minerals if you catch my drift.

I went to the bookstore today, and I was scanning through the cookbooks. I saw "Cooking For Dummies" Then I saw "Vegetarian Cooking For Dummies."Then I got to thinking (which is sometimes a disastrous idea) why stop there? Break the cooking category down even further.

So today I am going to publish my first cookbook "Mac & Cheese For People With ADHD." In essense, I will be writing a pamphlet, okay- A FLYER actually. I'm going to explore the Attention Deficit Disorder angle, and corner that profitable niche market. I have firsthand knowledge living with ADHD and all, and furthermore, there aren't any cookbooks that cater to my people.

I only have the rough draft written, and that took about six hours. I plan on doing a few rewrites, and having it out in hardcover by the 4th of July. Here is the rough draft. Enjoy!!

So you have had a long day. You worked hard, your back is killing you, and you are starving. If you are single like me, your cupboards probably consist of a few cans of soup, a bong, and some stray Vicodin.

Ah but wait! Isn't that a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? Now we're talking jazz kiddies. In 9 minutes, I will have a yummy, cheap, and unhealthy meal. You can too, just my time honored college recipe. Invented and perfected in the dorms of Kent State University. A variation of an old po' boy classic.

Grab a big metal pot. Wooden bowls just don't seem to work as well. It doesn't matter if it is a little dirty. See you are going to be boiling water in it, so that should kill most of the bacteria. Hopefully any remaining germs, are what they call "good bacteria." But if you don't want to chance it,(baby) I guess you could wash the pot with anti-bacterial soap, but that will add an extra minute or so.

Fill the pot up with water. You don't have to measure it at all. Just enough water to cover the noodles. Turn the burner on "high" and put that pot on stove. Now some people will tell you to wait until the water come to a rollicking boil before you add the noodles. I won't tell you that. Put noodles in right away. They will cook a little bit while the water is heating up to boiling. Come back in about 7 minutes. The water will be boiling. Give it a stir with a fork. Wait one more minute, and take the pot off the stove.

Now, this is the part some of us ADHD addled folk forget. TURN OFF THE BURNER! I know there is a lot going on at this point, but it is crucial to extinguish any open flames. This isn't limited to cooking either. Put out all cigarettes, candles, and welding torches before leaving a room. You don't know how many security deposits I have lost because of a little smoke damage. Anyway, that's my PSA for today.

Next step is to pour out the water in the sink. I do this the easiest way possible. Just know, strainers are for sissies! With a deft hand, and nerves of steel, you can slowly tilt the pan using your fork as a dam. You don't have to drain every drop. You will need a little extra moisture to thin out the powdered cheese. Next grab a tablespoon and spoon out one big glob of margarine. My recipe calls for approximately 2 tablespoons of margarine. This is close enough. Now put in the package of delicious cheese. Turn the burner on low, put pot back on the oven, and stir for thirty seconds. Let cool for another minute, and BA-BAM!!! On the box it says,"makes four servings." Yeah, for ants! I can rifle down the whole pot while watching Sportcenter. Speaking of the pot, I rarely transfer the yummy goodness from pot-to-plate. Why bother? It's one extra, grueling thing to do; wash another plate. If a had a wife, then I probably would.

After a few tries, you will perfect it as I did. The recipe on the side of the box calls for milk. Remember how I told you to keep the water in there? This eliminates the need for the hormone laced cow juice. If you want to get creative, you can add a can of tuna. Or some peas, hot sauce, etc... If you are cooking for somebody who also has ADD,toss in a couple of your Adderall. This will make it easier for the both of you to focus on the dinner conversation. (Although you may want to wait until this current Adderall shortage is over)

I hope this little book was helpful. Bonn Appetite!

Lexapro Helps With ADHD

2012-07-24T03:17:00.000-04:00

I just started taking Lexapro. It makes me a little tired, which slows down my brain a bit, helping my focus. It also puts me in a better mood, so I can do things easier.

I think my diet is very poor. Perhaps I wouldn't need any SSRI, if I ate better food. Jamming my body full of sugar by eating a whole box of Bottle Caps candy, certainly doesn't help my brain function.

I heard Lexapro has some bad side effects when mixed with Adderall. Maybe they cancel each other out a bit. Dopamine vs Serotonin: You need the balance, but ADHD people need higher dopamine production. I will advise and report...

Adderall Nights

2012-07-21T20:47:00.002-04:00

Dopamine Overdrive: Popping Adderall Like Brain Candy

I know I am not the first person who has experimented with their Adderall prescription.

It was the simple adage I have learned is correct 99% of the time: "More is better." Except in this case. Hopefully something positive will come out of my adventure.

When you spend the majority of your life alone, you do shit that people with company don't do. I think there are several reasons. Most loners are mildly to severely depressed. Very few people are at their happiest when the are completely devoid of human activity.

Back to being depressed and alone. Well, it's horrible at times. You would literally cut off 1/2 of your pinky, if doing so would bring you a companion. Even a friend would do, but honestly, for a pinkie you should get laid.

Since I was always depressed and alone, I saw no danger in self medication. While I have had ADHD my whole life, I didn't know it until 5 years ago.

From the age of 25 on until today, I have been more or less addicted to opium's synthetic brothers - hydrocodone and oxycotin. They made me feel so good, I could not only complete mundane tasks, but could create as well.

I felt the drugs elevated me to my the level my "true self" resided. But remember I was really high, and if on enough pills, I would be plotting 10 novels I needed to write. I had all kinds of grandiose ides.

My sex life was spotty anyway, but the pills gave me erratic erections, or maybe I really wasn't interested. I was disappointing girls, who were expecting my sexual performance to mirror my somewhat likable, goofy personality.

That personality shifted more and more to the introspective, and I spent more time alone. To the point of alienation. If I didn't wait tables for a -living, I would have been devoid of all human contact, and that's is Uni-bomber territory.

I started taking Adderall, and I didn't need the Vicodin anymore. I really liked the way the Adderall made me feel. So much so, that one day I decided to up my dose.

I was probably getting a slight tolerance, but that wasn't why I double dosed. I figured I would get high from this. I did. Higher than I ever imagined. Or ever wanted.

Aside from being awake for days on end and not eating, I was doing some seriously crazy shit. Like going to the beach at 3am by myself and swimming in the empty and dark Gulf waters.

The Internet was a treasure trove and a mercilessness time killer. Literally so many hours were spent on a computer, that when I would finally get up it would take a minute, because my tense muscles had frozen up.

I would look at racy images of naked women, try an locate old girlfriend and send them melancholy e-mail's expressing my longing for them and convince them by some Jedi mind trick that we were somehow fated.

The speed, combined with the sleep deprivation, made me temporarily insane. That being said, I had some great mental trips that I could explore due to my heightened awareness.

I guess at the heart of it, I need a companion to share my life with. A companion that isn't 1/4" orange pill that unnaturally releases dopamine into my brain.

I know I have a problem taking too much Adderall, when the Mom on the Cheerios commercial gets me aroused...

ADHD Symptom: Avoiding Eye Contact

2012-07-13T23:47:00.002-04:00

I am hyper-aware that I have serious difficultly making and maintaining eye contact with people. I am consciously aware of doing this when i am being evasive or untruthful.

I am not aware of this during normal conversation; but I have been told that I have this rather dubious trait. I learned to accept it as a bad habit that I have. Just like my lifelong slouch.

It turns out, avoiding eye contact is a trait shared by many with ADHD.

Looking at somebody while you talk is multitasking. A dirty, scary thought for someone with the attention span of a one-celled knat. If the person I am speaking with is visually stunning is someway, I start thinking about that whole jag.

"What would it be like to have one eye" or "The right side of her mouth doesn't move-is Gram finally stroking out?!"

I am not kidding. You have no idea where a wandering, desperate running mind will go if left untenanted. In my case, unmediated.

In my next post, I will tackle the issue of Adderall's effect on a man sexual experience. It should be very interesting...

What Is Bipolar II, and Do You Have This Disorder?

2012-07-12T15:21:00.003-04:00

I am like most Americans. I learn about half of my news from what I read on the Internet. About 20% of that news, is worthless celebrity related drivel I could do without.

Overall, 99% of celebrity Internet “news” is complete tabloid garbage. Headlines like, “Is Shepard Smith Gay?” to, “What Happened To Robin Tunney’s Face?” seem to encapsulate the majority of crap that Hollywood brings to the Internet News dinner table. Like sugar infused candy, it is sweet and tasty very briefly at first; but upon digestion, it leaves me malnourished with a regretful crash later.

Every so often, there is something worthwhile that will lead me to do some further investigating. These are stories that the everyman can relate to. Once in a blue moon, celebrities drawing attention to medical issues can help one of us normal people improve, or even save our life.

A good example of this, was when Magic Johnson announced he had contracted the AIDS virus (HIV) back in 1991. I know at least ten of us guys in college(myself included) went and got our 1st AIDS test because of his admission.

Difference between Bipolar vs. Bipolar II

I was completly unaware of Bipolar II disorder until this week. I was actually doing a Google Keyword search on Catherine Zeta Jones and the word facelift. I noticed the top searches for her revolved mostly about CZJ and bipolar II disorder however.

She actually went public with her admission that she was hospitalized in Connecticut for this disease over a year ago, proving that I am getting more out of touch with celebrity news as I get older. Overall, this is a good thing.

From what I read, a good way to describe bipolar II, is that it is like "bipolar lite." Not to trivialize the disorder in awyway, but it is a milder form of bipolar disorder.

Here is the difference..

In bipolar disorder, the "high" point of the disorder is described asmania.

However, in bipolar II disorder, the "up" moods never reach full-on mania. The less-intense elevated moods in bipolar II disorder are called hypomanic episodes, or hypomania.

A person affected by bipolar II disorder has had at least one hypomanic episode in life. Most people with bipolar II disorder also suffer from episodes of depression. This is where the term "manic depression" comes from.

In between episodes of hypomania and depression, many people with bipolar II disorder live "normal" lives.

Fake Pills Rock ADHD World!

2012-06-06T02:35:00.001-04:00

Recent FDA Warning Regarding Counterfeit ADHD Drug Adderall

Just as all of us ADHD people are getting over the year long Adderall shortage compliments of the FDA, the same agency is warning us about fake Adderall pills that are turning up.
The fake version of Adderall targeted good old Teva Pharmaceutical Industries. Even though this counterferfeiting isn't the fault of Teva, this is another reason why I swear by the Barr version of generic Adderall.

The nationwide shortage of Adderall in pharmacies may have led some to purchase the medication on the Internet. The FDA’s website lists many dosages of Adderall manufactured by Teva pharmaceuticals have been in short supply since at least October 2011.

According to the FDA, counterfeit Adderall may be white instead of orange, contain no markings on a tablet, and come in a blister package. There may also be misspellings on the package.

The fake pills, which mimic 30-mg pills that were in short supply, could pose a health risk to people because they are made from ingredients used in pain medications like Vicodin. So far there haven't been any deaths reported. The damage will come from the general public's perceived danger they already have regarding Adderall.

The counterfeit Adderall contains acetaminophen(secondary ingredient in Vicodin and Percocet) and Tramadol, according to the genius minds at the FDA.

Tramadol is a bunk, non-narcotic pain reliever. According to the U.S. National Library of Medicine, Tramadol is an ingredient in pain pills used for moderate to severe pain. Yeah, if you are a mouse they may work for severe pain. I took 3 of these non effective pills for a backache once, and it just made me nauseous.

Adults and parents of kids with ADD have been accustom to hunting far and wide for Adderall like drugs over the past year because of shortages of the active ingredient, dextroamphetamine.

Last year, "addy" was doled out a whopping 6.5 million times and had and even more gigantic 1 billion dollars in sales.. That's just in the U.S.A. God only knows how many Chinese kids are prescribed Adderall by their parents and the Chinese

government in an effort to
further embarrass US students academically.

The Teva 30 mg Adderall is the instant release version, not the Adderall XR made by Shire, Inc. The FDA, or Federal Dumb Asses, as many doctors secretly call the agency.

If another generic company becomes victim to counterfeiter's in close proximity to Teva's problem with fakes, we may see...

The FDA or DEA, slow down production of all ADDERALL for safety checks. This would again create shortages, price gouging, and too much "Dr. Fingerpointer's" spouting off as to why I can't find my ADHD drug of choice in stock!

This Summer Will Be Adderall Filled For ADHD People

2012-05-14T13:38:00.002-04:00

THIS VIDEO INDICATES ADDERALL SHORTAGE ENDING IN MAY

I have noticed the past 3 months the drugs have been easier to obtain. Especially from the big chain pharmacies with lots of buying power. My doctor told me the DEA ultimately was responsible for the nearly year long shortage of the drug.

In some cases, Adderall XR may still be hard to obtain. It's a little bit different chemical formula (especially Vyvanse with the Lysine attached molecule)If you must, switch to the IR for a few months. I feel these are way more powerful and effective. They don't just wear off all the sudden after four hours like some will have you believe. The effects of Adderall XR are so gradual for me, they are almost non-existent!

Plenty Of Adderall For All ADHD Suffer's (finally)

2012-04-18T05:03:00.000-04:00

THE YEAR LONG ADDERALL & DEXEDRINE Drought is finally over

It was getting better the past few months, but as of today; I am convinced the worst is behind us!

My doctor told me today that the DEA, FDA, and the major drug companies "settled" whatever awful rationing system/dispute they were toying with over the last year. He told me they decided to go back to the way things were prior to this fiasco. He felt that the amount of people that they were trying to keep from obtaining Adderall and other amphetamines on the black market; wasn't worth the damage it was doing to those of us that really need the drug for our ADHD and ADD and even narcolepsy.

Maybe now after a year's worth of complaints, the D.E.A. will recognized ADHD as

a valid disorder, and go after some other niche disease. How about picking on Mesothelioma? That sounds like Legionaries Disease to me! I'm kidding, I'm sure it's legit, and not just a way for ambulance chasers to make millions.

As they say, actions speak louder than words. The first CVS I went to to fill my Adderall IR 30mg prescription at, not only had them in stock; but the price was astonishingly $5 cheaper than the previous 2 months!

So we can quit trying to space out our Adderall dosages and quit trying different ROA, and all the potentiating vitamins, etc...That will be nice to have the right amount of pills and not be short every month!

Peace Add'ers

My Last Batch Of Adderall Were Strongest Ever

2012-01-31T20:44:00.002-05:00

I had heard that there was a distinct difference from one manufacturer and another. I trusted pharmaceutical companies would do what was best and safest for the consumer.

I was wrong. When they were out of my Barr 20mg Adderall ir generic, I was forced to get the dreaded copharma "pink buttons" The Barr's are called "orange footballs" so by nickname alone you just know mine will be superior.

Sure enough, they were 20% less strong. That I can deal with. What was really annoying, is that they worn off after 2 hours instead of 4. I seriously was going to take them back, but I knew they would laugh(sced III. DEA narcotic)

Last week Napedog got his Adderall. Barr 30mg's(tolerance) and I took a dose and half, because I had not had them for 4 days,and that really when that depressed, tired feeling takes over your whole being. They say you don't get real bad withdrawal symptoms from Adderall, I disagree.

I was wigging out. Wringing my hands, smacking my lips, my libido was through the roof too! I felt like Wolfman after a night in the slammer. My medical diagnosis would have been,"going out of his fucking fascinating mind."

I guess this does happen, because generic companies are allow to be "off" when it come to potency by 10% either way. Speed probably isn't the drug you want to play fast and loose with. Nice to know huh?

DAMN SWEET! I will never pick up a book again! Neither would you. This is awesome!

Adderall Abuse And Substance Use Disorders

2012-01-11T01:32:00.002-05:00

There are more problems with Adderall than just the "Adderall Shortage Of 2011." (as it was coined by frustrated adults, teens, and kids with ADHD)

We all know the difference between responsible drug use, and reckless drug abuse. I have been on many ADHD forum sites. Some parents of ADD kids are finding half straws in school backpack's that were used to snort Adderall.

My nephew told me that there are "adderalls" for sale on every floor of his dorm. He told me "dex" (dexadrine) is better, hence more in demand; and will cost you $5-7 per pill. "The orange footballs" (Adderall 30mg IR) are $3-4 each, but since noboby can get them hardly, the black market price has skyrocketed. Even "crappy Ritalin" is hard to find.

What I took away from the conversation wasn't the outrageous price campus dealers are charging; but the fact that my tea-totaling nephew was like Mr."ADHD Wiki" when it came to stimulant drug abuse. When I was in college, we had to drive to Cleveland just to get beer!

Be careful kids. Abusing substances will mess with your ADHD brain 100X more than a deficit in attention. I'm done preaching.

Stay safe and sane. Oh, and focused!

ADD versus ADHD & ADHD for Adults

2012-01-10T15:09:00.004-05:00

One types of attention deficit disorder.

Hello. Nice to see you here. Enjoy your time here, you'll leave a changed person in some way. For the better hopefully...

Those are the two topics I am going to write about today. I will keep it simple, and non-scientific. You will never have to worry about me out smarting you. Remember, I am not a doctor, I simply play one on this website

(I'm kidding of course. Impersonating an M.D.

is a serious felony. And I lost my stethoscope)

So I will be basic. There are six different types of ADD. At the core they are essentially the same;all stemming from lack of dopamine=short focus time. Just for fun, here they are:

Classic ADD - Inattentive, distractible, disorganized. Perhaps hyperactive, restless and impulsive.
Inattentive ADD - Inattentive, and disorganized.
Over-focused ADD - Trouble shifting attention, frequently stuck in loops of negative thoughts, obsessive, excessive worry, inflexible, oppositional and argumentative.
Temporal Lobe ADD - Inattentive and irritable, aggressive, dark thoughts, mood instability, very impulsive. May break rules, fight, be defiant, and very disobedient. Poor handwriting and trouble learning are common.
Limbic System ADD - Inattentive, chronic low-grade depression, negative, low energy, feelings of hopelessness and worthlessness.
Ring of Fire ADD - Inattentive, extremely distractible, angry, irritable, overly sensitive to the environment, hyper-verbal, extremely oppositional, possible cyclic moodiness.

Number's #1 and #6 are the types of behaviors that are simply referred to as ADHD. They "H" is wedged in their to indicate a high level of hyperactivity.

Generally as the individual with ADHD matures, they hyperactive aspect of the disorder wanes and mostly vanish. The adult may still have ADD however. In rare cases ADD ends in adulthood completely.

That's why you hardly ever hear of an adult with"ADHD." Simple enough right? That seemed too easy, but I think that's

all there is to the discrepancy of the letter "H."