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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer. "But, sir, I have a wife and two

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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked. The farmer then decides to try and answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.

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watch the presidential debate live online also on your phone. just click here. http://channelstv.com/global/live_video.php

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What is the difference between girls/women aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?     At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.   At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.  At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.    At 48 -- She tells you

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 The way we sleep says a lot about our personality We spend about one third of our lives sleeping, then sleep positions deserve our full attention! And on the issue, each with its preference. On the back, lying on its side or folded arms: the way we sleep says a lot about our personality. Therefore the Kyriad hotel chain and Joseph Messinger, psychotherapist and body language

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Lots of students consider mathematics to be quite a difficult subject. For many, mathematics studies represent endless effort, time consuming and frustrating overhead. But, those who are into mathematics, do know that once you are familiar with the details, mathematics provide satisfaction, and even joy. It is true that being good at mathematics is, to some extent, a skill you are born with, but

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New textbooks. To avoid paying unfathomable new-book prices, see whether your university offers a rental program -- which is most often available for the school's core-curriculum and prerequisite classes. Or rent from a Web site such as CampusBookRentals.com, through which you can save up to 90% off the list price of books. Select your textbooks based on author, title, keyword or, better

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here was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the third richest man in the world who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very  interesting aspects of his life:  1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!  2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.  3. He still lives in the

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A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:  Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height  Woman: I never noticed  Inspector: Slim or healthy  Woman Not slim can be healthy  Inspector: Color of eyes  Woman: Never noticed  Inspector: Color of hair  Woman: Should be black  Inspector: What was he wearing 

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As one of the most integrated Registered Student Organization [R.S.O] on campus, ASA-ILSTU strives to attain a highly diverse community by educating the student body and faculty about the African culture,heritage, and history.

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