Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Recatching the TX

2008-10-12T19:00:00.000-07:00

I met up with The TX at Charity event.

I lured her to a midnight rendezvous, and zapped her with my chest laser. Now that she's been knocked out I take her to a certain Sorcerer Supreme's Sanctum Sanctorum.

“This is highly unusual Tony." Strange groans.

"Can you do it?" I ask.

“Yes. But what about SHILED?"

“Well Nick wants to shoot her on sight; I’d rather not have the innocent woman inside die because of the killer machine she's locked up with."

He looks me over. “Are you sure you don't have feelings for this woman Tony?"

I smile "you should know better than that. So you can bring her human personality out?"

"Yes I can but the other will still be there..." He starts

“Do what you can please Stephen." I look down to some notes, and can't help to see Mirai, and Vampirella's names. "What's this?"

"Another project" he states simply before returning to his work. I don't pry any further. Instead I call my campaign manager who thinks he has a great idea to counteract the whole

Giant lapel pin campaign Jon the intergalactic gladiator has recently he sends an artists rendition of his idea to my cell phone.

I don't think so.

Damn it.

2008-08-28T20:36:00.000-07:00

Sigh. Jason Todd who I should have given the codename idiot, has decided to go off by himself, and kill all the gangs in Gotham by putting them in a gang war. He got in a fight with Robin, and then got his dumb ass thrown in jail.

We were fine with letting the locals handle it until someone broke him out. My Guess is this someone is a teenager with an unnatural hair color, a cheerleader attitude, and superpowers.

Now it's our problem Since " SHIELD agent tries to become crime lord is a bad enough headline... but the fact that he's magically vanished. Puts suspicions on us. I really don’t want to waste a lot of time, and manpower on putting him behind bars, but I have to wonder if he's hiding with his girlfriend's family.

Saiyans ugh, and Mirai just quit, so he probably won't talk sense into his insane father. Sigh I might as well get this over with. I get a few super powered agents together, and take a transport to Capsule Corp.

I don't want a fight with 'em. But well they like to fight. I bring Agent Goten along maybe he can talk to 'em.

We land outside. I find, short, and angry waiting on us.

“What the hell do you want one eye?" He challenges.

“Jason Todd." I reply

One of his eyebrows goes up. “Had no idea you swung that way old man."

“Ha-ha you're a riot, is your daughter hiding him here?" I ask.

“She’s not here." He answers gruffly.

“Mind if we search your compound?"

He gives me a dark look. “When you say it like that you make me sound like a cult leader. But yes I do mind. I don't want you soldier boys stealing my wife's inventions. Also tell your telepaths to get out of my head. "

“Sir." One of the aforementioned telepaths yelled in my brain. Damn that's going to be a headache. “He’s resisting our probes seems he has some telepathy himself."

Of course he does, he seems to have every other power under the sun. “Scan the place for Todd.” I order.

“He was here, but no longer."

“Where’s the girl?" I query.

Instead of a telepath a tech back at the Helicarrier calls in. " We've found Todd's girlfriend she's fighting some members of the Society of Super villains. From what we can get it looks like Batgirl is after Deathstroke the Terminator."

Well it looks like that's that. I know mighty midget or his kids won't give me anything useful. Especially after the whole Civil War. Instead of picking a fight I leave. Back at the Helicarrier, I call Natasha.

“You wanted to see sir?" She purrs.

“Not for that." I admonish "I want you to hunt down Todd, and if you can bring him in."

“if I can't" She asks.

“Well he has died before... We never should have registered that psycho. Now we fix our mistake."

I've found the best anwer.

2008-08-10T20:25:00.000-07:00

Since the Skrull Invasion I’ve had the best excuse for every tough question they ask in this presidential campaign I'll show you at this Press Conference.

“Mr. Stark About the reports of finding you dead in your own vomit?" Asks one reporter.

" Skrull." I answer.

“And all the times you faked your death?" Another one asks.

I smile. "Skrulls."

“And the time you wiped out everyone's memory that you were Iron Man?"

" Skrull." I respond. This answer is so all encompassing that it works for angry super powered girlfriends.

Another reporter stands up. “Clark Kent Daily Planet. How would you propose to stimulate the economy, if elected?"

Damn I can't answer this with Skrulls. I start to stammer when Hank Pym runs out with no shirt on yelling. “The ants are rebelling! Save yourselves!" he rolls around insanely for a few minutes until I call off the press conference.

Now I remember why I keep Hank around. His antics are a good distraction. Now if I can convince that the palm tree outside the SHIELD Compound Hawaii is not evil.

Fightclub

2008-08-02T22:51:00.000-07:00

I remember the feel of her body. As I dream I know I'm way below her station. She's a princess; yeah her world died a long time ago, when her father was young. Still I'm just some street kid.

Yeah I was adopted by a rich guy and dressed like some kind of Robin Hood wannabe. But still I'm dating way below this girl. I'm a street rat pure and simple. And the Aladdin thing ain't gonna happen this time she's the one with the magic ring, and lamp.

Hey I knew what I got into when I got into this, I knew one day she'd figure out I wasn't good enough for her and leave. Hey I know it, and have just decided to memorize everything about her.

While I was dreaming about her gasping, and getting closer to finishing. I’m awoke rudely out of my dream of my hot girlfriend for right now, to see the horrifying face of Granny Goodness.

" Gah!"

“You are a naughty one Red Hood. You won't take the drugs Granny gave you to show her love... nor will you break to her will like the others..."

“It may have something to do with the fact that you won't stop wearing that damn Bikini... disgusting. Put on a tent or something."

“I’ll teach you to smart off to Granny. Granny will show you what happens to naughty boys. "

I wish she'd quit using the word "naughty" that's the word Vella uses before... never mind. First she made me fight this freak monster in a Batman suit.

“Oh God what are you supposed to be?"

Whatever his answer was is drowned out by the roar of the crowd. I dodge his punches, and throw several batarangs. “You shouldn't have put that assassin together with the saiyan! She's a killer! She now can take over the world because she's bad."

Okay this guy pissed me off two ways, first he confused me with Tim, and second he insulted my little sister. The dumbest thing the Dark Side Club did was let me keep my Adamantium crowbar. I dodge around slamming him over and over with it when I get a shot.

After the freak is crippled, and crying. I snort. “The only killer in the Bat-family is me. Lemme show you." All those losers in the audience cheer for me to finish it. “Screw you all! I only kill for justice and not the girl I used to live with! Nothing happened there despite all the rumors!"

“No one believes that!" Someone shouts.

While I'm distracted someone kicks me in the face. I spit out, blood and when my eyes clear I see.... “Tim? What the hell?"

“Must prove love to Granny."

I roll my eyes. “You got drugged; you know you don’t want any of this you D and D nerd." As he punched me in the jaw seems like he did, you know I've been trying not to plaster his brains all over the walls. But after he tried to kick me in the crotch again while yelling "failure!"

Maybe I shouldn't have done this.

A few minutes later a green light, fills the room. An Aqua colored hair girl jumps on me. While another one with in an eggplant colored hood threatens to castrate me. Then she runs to Tim and starts babying him stupid Spoiler.

While Vella grabs on to me making it hard to breathe. the next minute, her brother, and my sister, tell us to watch out, when a bunch of teenagers attack I get some kid called Patriot, while the others fight some teenagers I don't know.

After a huge brawl we get them to stop then some old bald dude with a cane comes up “You will pay Legacy you will pay in the Crisis."

Then he turns into...

Shit! Darkseid! But instead of killing us all he vanishes. We get all the other teens out of out of their while Vincent yelps “Hey Hulking watch the hands!"

Batgirl growls “No! Mine!" At the green dude. She points at the half saiyan boy. Meanwhile a miracle of miracles happened. Some blonde girl called Stature gave Inertia a phone number saying it's from “Someone who thinks he's cute."

Though it would be hilarious if it's Hulking. Spoiler Screams " Tim!!! Tim!!!! Where is he? Where did he go?"

Oh great a highly trained Robin running around on high on goof balls. That sucks.

Disguises and new agents.

2008-06-27T19:32:00.000-07:00

A couple of weeks ago.

I watched Jason Todd's little hissy fit, on LGS, With Superboy then this crap magazine comes out.

I'll let Tony Stark do the damage control since that's his thing. Todd better not have really done that interview or I'll have him put in a brig so fast it'll make his head spin.

I take a little trip to his apartment, and find that alien girl hanging out there.

It's a good thing for her she takes after her mother, and not her saiyan Prince/King whatever dad. " Honey? Is Agent Todd here?"

" Yeah he's taking a shower let me go get him." I wait looking at all the mementos this weird kid has crowbars a picture of the Joker with a curved dagger thrown at it. And different costumes thrown on the floor.

Todd finally comes out " What is it Fury?"

" That's General Fury to you soldier! Now I want to talk to you about this." I throw the magazine down."

" What's this shit?" he yells. "I didn't give an interview! And I sure as hell not doing anything with Superboy! I went there to fight for my girl!"

She shrikes "I knew you cared for me!" She grabs him and I hear his ribs crack a bit.

" Arggh! Damn Girl! Watch your strength!"

" Sorry but the way you talked you want to be my guy and be exclusive , and I sooo want to as well and..."

"Ahem! " I interrupt. "Look Todd I don't give a damn if you're gay, straight or a fur freak, I just don't want you Doing anything this public again also you're going to wear a mask again."

" But I just got out of that life style!" Todd protests.

" Well you're going back into it until the publicity dies down!" I order. He accepted it, and was dragged by his girlfriend somewhere to get a costume. I was expecting Red Robin, Not Red X.

I have no idea where he got that idea. But it was a good one we've been using him as a pretend villain, He steals from those that have stolen defense secrets or he sneaks into the hideouts of terror organizations and finds their plans for the rest of us to stop sometimes he "takes care" of the more elusive fugitives.

The only problem is another Red X has appeared and lured the Batman to Todd's activities. This could be a problem but I haven't the time for that. You see I've got more important things to worry about, namely someone's taken over Australia.

While I was having a conference with, Koma Chroma, Henchman and Falstaff. A Huge shadow looms over the entrance to the crappy little motel 6 room. " This is interesting... Someone conquered an entire continent without anyone knowing."

Falstaff gives me a glare." What's the bloody Hulk doing here?"

" I prefer Doctor Banner, Or Bruce." " He nods At Koma. " Nice to see you made from the Void alive Dr. Peters, Now Mr. Falstaff if you must call me something other than my given name the Professor will do."

" As you can see Bruce Banner has control of the Hulk, and he's just registered I was fixing to add if you need a little muscle to win back Oz we got your man here." I smile the look on all of their faces is priceless.

Okaaay

2008-05-21T20:30:00.000-07:00

Continued from Here.

It's funny the things you think of when you're about to die. You see we were sitting around the Helicarrier and a bunch of Scientists were freaking out seems there's been a lot of temporal disturbances whatever that means.

Kind makes me wish Vella were here to explain all this science crap. But from I'm getting from them. Some time traveler is screwing things up somewhere. Fury runs in barking orders. “Okay people an Omega class Meta is attacking SHIELD installations all over the world! I want you all ready for battle!"

Then alarms shock me to out of the mental fog I was in here. I take a lookout the porthole “Aw Fu..!"

I didn't even get a chance to say another syllable When Superman started tearing into the Helicarrier. The weird thing was these robots that looked like Doc Doom kept jumping in the way of the Kryptonite weapons tossed at him.

The Sentry charged Superman and when they hit the Helicarrier exploded.

So here I am falling to my second death and the weirdest things keep going through my head. Like that time I watched a Skin flick with Vel she hated it. " The dudes are ugly. You get to see hot girls and I get ugly fat hairy weirdoes to look at. Oooh! Avatar's on! Let's change the channel!"

So I ended up watching some cartoon about a kid throwing air at people. Instead of hot chicks. What's worse is somehow it got to her brother. How this is how. “She told Stephanie who told Cass, “He laughs.” Don't worry Cass hates them too. But for different reasons she reads their body language and says 'no love' and wanders off."

Another thing that flashed through my eyes was the day Terry Long popped up I thought he was dead, well hoped anyway. He hit on every girl at the legacy house how the he knew where it was I don't know but When he tried to grope Vel I pulled him out and beat the crap out of him which was hard because he was wearing this.

Think goodness for that blond guy blocking him, his sacrifice will be remembered. After I beat him. He begged me to not kill him and said he'd never go around my girl again. So I let him go looks like he was going towards Titans Tower when he left ha! Let Tim deal with that perv, oh wait no he could hit on Raven and she was the only Titan that was nice to me damn! Sorry Raven.

Okay. Why the Hell am I thinking of that? Yeah I'm going to love explaining that one to Saint Peter when I meet him, or whatever's out there. Then for a second there I'm flying. I look up and find Fury with some kind of Jet pack thing. “Hey kid I woulda thought the Bat had some kinda flying thing under his cape."

I shrug "He could have I don't know. I haven't been a bird boy in some time."

We landed on the ground and a bunch of SHILED agents try to attack Supes they're all knocked back by the wind of Supes' and Sentry's punches. Me I ain't stupid I know what the man of Steel can do. When I was Robin he fought this Mongul dude in his Fortress and I watched it was crazy. I don't have any Green k and My Admantium crowbar might hurt him but he ain't that moron Superboy he'd dodge it and break my neck or arms or something. I just got saved from dying I don't want to go into a situation with a 100% chance of taking another dirt nap.

A few sonic booms later and Sentry is on the ground bleeding while The Kryptonian stands smugly over him. “Clark what the hell man?" I whisper. And he just smirks and goes after Iron Man.

Stark actually takes him down for a second with green k blasts but, he gets over confident and Superman tears his armor open and flies off with him. That sucks. After while A bunch of superheroes show up including my well I guess you'd say girlfriend.

She was hysterical before I could tell her I was alright She put me in a bunch of green bandages with that ring of hers. “No wait that's probably not enough! I know! Regeneration tank!

I was put into some kind of chemical green tank thing. I kicked my way out of it. “Vella! I'm fine! Leave me alone!"

Usually she'll shout at me, when I talk to her like that, but this time she just looks hurt. It's strange, the non regs where actually helping us they got all the SHEILD Agents that were injured.

I'm guessing the whole “don’t chase them." orders lately are working. Here's hoping Stark can the amendments in the law he wants. Especially getting the whole super powered draft taken out.

In the middle of this Spoiler starts freaking out “I wasn't killed! Leslie faked my death!" She then collapses.

"What just happened?" Fury shouts.

Vella scans her with her ring," it says her own personal timeline was re written and I think the shock knocked her out."

Fury growls “More time weirdness just what I need on top of everything else! Alright troops looks like we gotta see what all we got left and take down that alien!"

Looked like Supes smashed everything, Fury got on the phone with the pentagon. Meanwhile I walk up to Vel. “Yeah I know I'm stupid."

“No, it's just you over reacted hey in a way it's flattering I've never had anyone give a damn about me before." I move my finger along her chin, and gently make her look into my eyes. “Thank you."

She gets all kissy and clingy .Huh that worked a lot better than the dirty movie too bad I can't enjoy it, no; Fury is going to make me go after Superman. With a bunch of other soldiers I am so screwed, and not in a good way.

heh.

2008-05-13T23:29:00.000-07:00

My movie is number 1 in the box office. There's already talk of a sequel and a role in an Avengers movie. I must admit Robert Downey Jr. Really gets me. Also Stark Enterprises stock is way up.

Also me and the Batman have come up with a way to get rid of the Skrulls, so from what I see it looks like things are looking up. heck even my presidential campaign numbers are way up. I'm popular, and enjoying every minute.

Yes life is good.

I'm not Red Hood or Red Robin I'm Jason Todd.

2008-04-25T20:52:00.000-07:00

I've been living at Stark's place for a few days with the girl who gives the senior crowd sympathy sex Justice Briefs. The dude ain't rich, he's not particularly handsome. And I like telling her that.

“You just don't understand love Jason." She sneers.

"Yeah I do, Batman taught me all about it, it's a chemical reaction in the brain and when it wears off all you're going to be left with is an old man that you'll have to feed baby food to and change his diapers." I grin.

“Go to hell Jason!' she shouts.

“And Galen will be there long before any of us." I laugh. “You do know he's the same age as Batman."

“AAAH! I'm telling Vella how you act."

“Good it turns her on when I'm mean to people it gets her all hot and bothered so please do."

“AAHHH! You're impossible. "

Heh. That was fun. That was the perfect way little laugh before going to bed, really I don't give a damn about her and Denture Man it's just funny to mess with her. Though I kind of wish my little sister would quit telling her that I'm only joking its more fun if she think I’m serious and of Course Cass won't listen to me about that, instead she threatens to punch me.

The next morning I'm woke up by a crashing sound. If this is just alien, Wizard mating I swear I'm going to blow a gasket, but nope it was some weird ass looking aliens.

“Stay out of our way human. We just want to kill the Angel of Justice not you."

I Mock concentration. “Let me think about it. How about I send you to the big spaceship in the sky?"

I pull a gun. The alien laughs. “Your bullets can't harm me."

"Never heard of Adamantium huh?" I shoot him in the chest He looks surprised before I shoot him in the fore head.

I sneak into the area where I heard the crash.

And two more aliens where there. One looks like a storm trooper of some kind and this weird huge freak. The freak laughs. “I’m the head torture of the Corru I'm going to make you die screaming in pain; by the time I'm done you'll be begging to die."

I slit trooper’s throat and freak turns on me. I break his knee with my crow bar justice slumps in the floor knocked out some kind of device around her neck keeping her from using her powers. I break it off with the crowbar and carry her out of the room; she doesn't need to see what's going to happen next.

I lock the door and look at the torture guy “You like to hurt people huh? Well we're going to have some fun now."

After I finish giving him a taste of how he treats people I killed him I go into the kitchen and wash the blood off my hands. "They caught me by surprise” Justice groans holding her head.” I don’t know how to thank you."

"And you will never have to, you're family we watch each other's back."

This did make me realize something while I've been sitting around on my ass, people have been getting killed. I may be just one man, but I should do what I can and for that I need the resources SHIELD can give me.

I Call Stark and tell him. “I’m back in."

“Okay what do I call you Red Hood? Red Robin?"

“Nah just call me Jason Todd. I'm sick of the cape and cowl game."

"Alright Agent Todd welcome back I'll see you at work tomorrow."

Well my vacations been fun, but now it's time to get back to work, and I love my job

Family troubles an idiot superhero teams.

2008-04-21T19:43:00.000-07:00

I've been busy too busy to work on my presidential campaign. The damn skrulls have taken up all my time, last I heard Hank Pym set up some fight between him and I think Private Hudson, I really didn't listen to him.

Any way Jason Todd quit, he's been acting suspicous, he could be a skrull I need to check on him. So I flew to Gotham. I find him through his credit card purchases; he's in a ratty apartment in the worst section. I don't get it; Bruce Wayne is his adopted father why the hell is he in this rat trap?

I make my armor disengage and go in street clothes. I step over a crack head getting a fix. I knock on his apartment door and it falls off. “Jason?" I ask as a rodent the size of a small dog runs by.

He comes out of what I guess is a kitchen with Justice Briefs Mirai's kid. What the hell? Well this could explain why Mirai is all pissed lately.

“Mr. Stark?" He stutters.

"Please Tony, Mister Stark is my father.” I look over at Justice. "Is that you're girlfriend?"

“No I have too much hair, and I don't need Viagra just to wake up in the morning."

The two teenagers squabble for a bit and Justice leaves. “Nah Vella put her up here in an apartment, because her Dad canceled her credit cards. This is the only place she could afford."

“And you're here why?" I question.

"Because I don't want to run to Bruce."

" Ah." I respond. “You mentioned Vella is she?"

He gives an evil grin "Well she is wearing my leather jacket."

Well he's defiantly not a Skrull. Skrulls and saiyans find each other disgusting. Are at least that's what Mirai tells me. “Jason I want you to come back to SHIELD. All of us are in danger, and I'd like to get us all back on the same page. I've made a deal with Batman but he doesn't trust me, he does you the Skrulls are taking over, and we need all the heroes on the same page. "

He stares at me. “I’ll think about it, but first I need to go back to dinner.”

I shake my head. "I can't let you do it."

“Excuse me?" He looks like he may be going for his crowbar.

I put my hands up to reassure I'm not attacking. “I can't let you live in this hell hole. Justice either. Tell you what go to the Gotham Heights Apartment Suites, show this card this will Identify you two as my guests, It will give you two access two the Penthouse, there are three bedrooms three baths, and room service all the amenities.

“Tony I won’t accept a handout." He snarls.

"It's not. I can't let someone I fought alongside live in this trash heap. Consider it a gift."

"But wouldn't the owner of that place have a problem?"

I smile. “I am the owner. Please accept the offer, you two stay here, you'll die."

“Okay fine." He mutters.

I fly back Towards SHIELD HQ At least knowing those kids will get out of that dangerous flop house. “Armor!" I order. “Call Mirai Briefs."

His number flashes on screen with the word dialing... Finally he answers. “Tony?"

“Yes Mirai, I'd like you to know Yi just saw you're daughter, and she's fine."

He screams at me so loud that he it echoes through out the helmet. “I have no daughter!" Then he hangs up.

Alright. That was strange. Well whatever it is I'd better stay out of it. As I think I might be able to take a little time to plan my strategy against the Skrull invasion, an alarm comes up. “Mister Stark? This is Commander Hill, You should see this."

It was the registered team that was sent to West City their leader, was saying how he'd rid the city of Vampires Saiyans ETC. I slap my forehead. I didn't tell that moron to call out Legacy. I want to integrate all the heroes, not have them keep fighting each other. Damn it I swear if this keeps up I'm going to have them reassigned to Antarctica.

“Commander Hill, teleport me to California. I'll see if I can handle this."

I find them actually fighting the Legacy kids and losing no surprise some of these guys came out of Camp Hammond with a C minus from the instructors, while The Legacy Kids have training from some of the best on this planet, Hell I know The JLA, and the Titans have trained with them before. Plus what they learned from their individual mentors.

“Stop this! Stop this now!" I order.

“Ut oh you're trouble now!" Lizard boy gleefully shouts. “The Avengers are gonna kick your butts."

I grind my teeth. “Do you see the Avengers here? Now stand down I ordered you not to start fights with these kids! When I talk to you what do you here Hunter?"

We didn't start the fight! Batgirl Punched Ninja Witch!"

I look over at the girl who seems to be wearing a new costume. “Why did you punch her?"

“She... Wanted to steal my ...boyfriend."

I think I see what's going on they were trying to goad Legacy in a fight. “You guys go home. I'll deal with The "Forcers"."

Anthony gets in my face. His armor looks different now. “Did you send them after us?"

"We'll discuss this at home Anthony, but I assure you I do not have a Vendetta against you."

He seemed satisfied while the others were a little Apprehensive. “Okay you idiots! You bunch are all on probation one more slip up I’ll Post you In the Negative Zone Got it?"

“But sir!" One of them whines.

“One more word and I'll change that to Mephisto's Realm. Or how about Darkseid's planet?"

Hunter now gets in my face. “We’ll go above you Stark."

“There is no above me. Fury deals with SHIELD business, but I'm the head of the Initiave. Now listen to my orders some jackass assigned you here, And when I find out who it is he's going to get fired, and you lot will be reassigned until then I do not want a superhero gang war Tat will tear West City apart got that?"

"Yes sir." He backs down.

"Good remember I'm watching you." I teleport back To SHIELD HQ, I hope this is it. But if not Well Darkseid's going to get some new neighbors.

Memed

2008-04-03T18:21:00.000-07:00

Nightwing tagged me with a Meme. seems the Bats have a problem with SHIELD. I wonder why? us being law enforcement, and them being vigilantes that take the law in their own hands and should be locked up. Hmmm.

Okay enough sarcasm.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know. Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1 Every day it takes all my strength not to kick Tony Stark in the balls. I take out a ruler of Latveria, I have to hide for months afterward, he does it , and he gets hailed a hero. Hell he spent the whole day parading Doctor Doom around the Helicarrier for photo ops. Also he gets a big budget movie based on his life, starring Robert Downey JR. Me I get a TV movie starring David Hasselhoff.

2 Every day it takes all my strength not to kick Red Hood, Red Robin, and Jason Todd in the balls. The kid changes his costume , and secret ID like I change underwear. he just threw his Red Robin costume in a dumpster, and said he's quitting. Not sure if he means the costumed life or SHIELD or what. It's not like he has superpowers. as long as he doesn't use exotic tech, he won't be under the Registration Act. That and his little lovemaking session with the alien girl destroyed billions of dollars in weapons systems. I won't miss him if leaves.

3 I hate Stark's new redesigned gold helicarrier. I'm glad The red Hulk trashed it.

4 I'm actually against the Registration Act, But I see the reason for it.

5 I fought in World War 2, the reason I’m still young is I drink the Infinity Formula once a year.

6 Every time I'm gone, SHIELD gets infiltrated by Skrulls, Nazis, Or whatever, you'd think they'd just realize not to fire me.

7 I still have the eye under the patch, it just doesn't work

Meme I dont; need no stinking meme.

2008-03-27T20:04:00.000-07:00

Everyone around here has been snickering at me, and making these little comments. Ares keeps calling me a "true warrior” What ever the f--k that means so what? I got some. I'm bruised battered all my stuff is destroyed; well anything that's not Adamatium. I can barely walk, and I haven’t felt better in my life, or my death.

Yeah I was a little surprised when Vella comes up to me acting like an animal in heat or something every other time she was shy and unsure. This time she tears off my costume and tosses me on the bed. It was a little scary how she tore through Kevlar with her bare hands.

Kind of exciting too. She mumbled “I always hated that costume.” Hers just vanished in a green light. You know I need to get one of those power rings one day.

Next thing I know I'm kind of well used, She tosses me into what position she wants and bites, and scratches me the whole time Some times moaning incoherent words, while this weird glow builds around her body.

Finally after I think she's going to kill me again, and really what a way to go, she arches her back screams my name with drool running down her chin. I was kind of blinded for a second as she releases a bunch of energy blowing away all my stuff I have no idea why I wasn't incinerated probably she's somehow protecting me or something.

On like the fourth energy explosion I did some exploding myself if you get my drift. So after Iron man looks in because of the explosions and starts laughing about it, and giving a “Way to go kid".

I go back to Vel who's hiding under a blanket. “You can come back out now Stark is gone now. I'm pretty sure everyone knows it's you I was with anyway. "

She blushes. “I’m sorry I hurt you."

“The good outweighed the bad there babe why how come you never did anything like that before?'

She looks sad for a second. “I’d rather not talk about it Jason and I don't even know where we're at you know. I know you told me you wanted no strings attached, and all... But I do really like you Jay."

Yeah I did say that I thought you know having fun every once and a while, and not being attached would be best since I'll likely die fighting some crook somewhere, and I don't want to leave behind any fatherless kids.

Besides that the one thing Batman taught me that I still believe is not getting emotionally involved, the problem is girls tend to get emotional about this stuff. Though what she said next surprised me. “I don't care if you date other girl or anything, you know I just want to know that I'm more than a piece of meat to you know."

Great. What I say next shocks me as well. “Want to go see a movie and get some dinner you know a real date?"

She squeals and plans the whole thing I don't get a word in edge wise, but whatever.

The next day I get the lecture from Nightwing. As I was giving his Outsiders some info on super criminals. I can't just only talk to Roy, or Jade nooo Big Brother just has to see me.

“I need to talk to you about you're relation ship with Vella."

"She's bit young for you Dick, perhaps her slutty older sister..."

“You’re not Funny Jason." He sighs. “I don't want you hurting that kid."

“And it's your business how?" I ask “She can make her own decisions."

“Well I'm going to have a talk with her any." He snipes.

“Knock your self out." I answer.

“Oh and Jason" he gets this weird grin on his face. “You’ve been tagged byBruce. Tagged with a Meme.

Dammit Batman. List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Sigh.

1: I first met Batman when I was stealing tires from the Batmobile. Though I hear n an Alternate Universe I was a circus kid like Dick.

2: Two -Face killed my Dad, or at least who I thought was my dad. I' really should pay him back for that one day.

3: At one time Batman suspected Lady Shiva could be my biological mother. Under truth serum she claimed she never had any kids, the appearance of Cass says she was lying. It'd be weird if she isn't my sister just by adoption.

4: I'm only a year older than Vella , so it's not illegal stop emailing me!

5: The woman who I thought was my mother turned me over to the Joker, and he beat me with a crowbar. Then he killed us both. I hope she's burning in Hell, betraying bitch.

6: I really have no idea how I came back , I woke up in my coffin and dug my way out, for a while I was traumatized, until Talia Al Ghul tossed me in a Lazarus Pit. I'm kinda thinking that messed up my head. Though as time goes on my mind gets more and more clear.

7: When I was Robin There was this rapist prick who got away with it because of Diplomatic Immunity. Batman as the guy was falling off the building I told Bruce that he fell and I couldn't catch him in time. Well I have confession to make; I pushed the bastard off the roof.

Now for tagging, well I was about to when Ms. Marvel walks up behind me. “Hey lover boy all SHIELD Agents are going to Latveria to bring down Doctor Doom. So get off the computer.

Sweet I hope I can slam old metal face with my crowbar.

Tagged by the Bat

2008-03-23T20:16:00.000-07:00

I was tagged byThe Batman

And I know he's been sending those criminals, to SHIELD trying to find dirt on us. Now he sends me this annoying meme.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know. Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1 I haven't drank in years, though everyone still makes fun of my drunken days.

2 the Black Widow is lying about us never doing it. She posed for this picture and did other things that I have on tape , and I will show if asked.

3 I didn't enjoy punching Captain America in his pompous face. although he's had it coming for a while.

4 I'm actually the only one that knows all the IDs of the registered heroes.

5 Me and Reed Richards have 100 ways to make the world better and we've implemented most.

6 Spider Woman knowing about the Skrulls isn't the only reason I let her into the Avengers if you get my drift.

7 The Illuminati meetings get weirder and weirder, Dr Strange talked about his affair with a demon chick we were all disturbed.

Hmm who to tag? Wait a second there are explosions ripping through SHIELD, I summon up my armor and fly to the source of the disturbance. on Bruce Wayne is here I guess visiting Jason Todd, he runs towards the disturbance.

" Jason!" he yells in a deeper voice than the one he normally uses. We find that the source of the explosions was Jason's room and Todd was bruised and battered but he had a goofy grin on his face.

Wayne looks in disgust. " I don't want to know."

I look inside his room and find a female form hiding under a blanket. Ah seems Todd has experimenting with the Meta Human ladies. Heh if he thinks this destruction is he bad should've seen my room after my romp with She-Hulk.

Wait a second Bruce Wayne adopted Jason, Todd was a Robin...that means...

BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN!!!!!! Of course it all fits. That means his other adopted sons are Robin and Nightwing. Hahaha Well well this is some interesting info indeed. I'm going to make him suffer for tagging me with that stupid meme.

Red Robin: Nooo!

2008-02-28T22:54:00.000-08:00

You know I've been taking every assignment I can lately hunting down, any vigilante, or just running around Gotham taking down any crooks that Batman doesn't Fury, and Stark have both ordered me to get some sleep.

But I can't You see while exploring the Multiverse with Kyle Rayner, Bob and Donna Troy I saw this horrible disgusting thing in one Universe. It was so nasty that every time I close my eyes I see it.

Usually I have a certain female form I body I can look at and it will go away but she's vanished ever since my competition died. I guess she liked him more, or is just sorting things out.

But what is the horrible thing that I saw? It
was something like this.

AAAAH! The horror! The horror!

My new Identity and costume

2008-01-30T00:17:00.000-08:00

I called Vella in because I wanted to show her this. She jumps up and down excitedly in the other room " What are you gonna show me? Huh huh? "

“You know how the others have been laughing at me because my costume looks like a "big red evil lollipop?"

“Yeah... so?" She answers trying to see me through the door separating us.

“Well, now the Red Hood is no more! Now you cute little GL feast your eyes on Red Robin!"

She stares at me for a second, likely just absorbing the awesome of my costume, and maybe getting a little lusty. Then she does something I wasn't expecting she starts laughing a lot.

“What? Why are you laughing?"

" He He! Jay, Dr. Mid-Nite called he wants his costume back."

“My costume does not look like Mid-Nite's!" I protest.

"It doesn't not look Like Dr. Mid-Nite's costume."

Dr. Mid-Nite

“Also Red Robin? I mean you know there's already a Robin right? I know you were Robin first but still I like Red Hood."

“Well Red Hood's no more I changed my registration papers and everything. And you can't talk you're wearing Hal Jordan's old suit."

She giggles. “Hal doesn't have boobies, besides all GLs wear this suit. It's a uniform for the Corps."

I'm a little embarrassed. “Well maybe I should find a girl that appreciates my costume!"

She snorts "good luck with that." She wraps her arms around my chest " I do appreciate you out of the costume though."

I break her grip after trying for a minute, good thing she wasn't holding me a full strength I still have bruises from last time she did that. “I’m not in the mood right now."

“You’re a boy you're always in mood.” She calls out to me as I leave the room.

“Not right now, I’m not!" I shake my head, and she looks like she hasn't quite got what I'm mad about. Forget it my costume is cool! I don't care what she says.

ugh

2008-01-23T19:37:00.000-08:00

Some anonymous source gave us all this data on a massive infiltration of Skrulls in SHIELD. I bet it's the same guy who's behind those costumed idiots breaking into SHIELD bases.

Doesn't truly matter, what matters is any doubt that this isn't a full scale invasion has been thrown out the window. Whlie the "source" thinks the Skrulls were making a meta human army, The science boys here at SHIELD, say they developing other powers besides shape shifting, and using Earth grown capes to do it.

We're weeding out all the Skrulls But I need all my soldiers to do so, Black Widow, and Red hood are not answering their communicators. Looking through all the security camera I couldn't find' Tash, but I found 'Hood outside base arguing with a kid that looked like Superboy with a different costume.

I turned on the sound. “Hey nut ball! You were with my girl!" The Superboy lookin' kid shouts.

Todd grins. “Your girl? I think she has something to say about that besides it's a little early to get territorial isn't it? You had a few dates. All’s fair in love and war clone of a clone."

This saiyan girl flies in between them, I think Saiyaman's daughter. “You two idiots are trespassing on my turf. And I'm going to crush you both for putting your hands on Vella."

The two boys eyes bug out. I just chomp my cigar. Man this dating stuff is a lot moe complicated than when I was their age. But I don't give a damn about Todd's love life I just want the super kids to not kill him.

I call up a cape killer battalion, and lead them outside. Damn It Jason; if you weren't such an efficient killer, I'd have thrown you Into the Initiative training camp just get rid of you.

Then again I'd probably find The Taskmaster's head in a duffel bag right after I did that. When we get outside I see the oddest thing, The Superboy look a like fighting like he was sick. He misses ‘Hood with a punch and gets smacked in the face with crowbar. " Combo breaker!" Todd shouts.

I look down, and see a green rock on the ground. Where the Hell did Bat Boy get Kryptonite? And on the other side is one of Stark's toys that sends a supersonic pulse that Saiyan, and Kryptonian's ears bleed.

“He hits the Saiyan with his crowbar, “Three hit Combo!" He then gets this evil grimace on face." The Red Hood wins Fatality." He takes out the gun I know has Adamantium bullets in the chamber.

“Hood! Stand down!" I order. “I’m sending you into the field get your gear and wait for my orders !"

He salutes “Sir yes Sir!" Then as he walks away after grabbing the K rock, and sonic device he wipes blood of the crowbar. Adamantium crowbar, best gift ever, I almost feel bad for everything I said about Robin."

I glare at the two alien human hybrids, " Now what am I going to do with you? Maybe I should toss you both into the Negative Zone?"

The clone boy grunts. " Cadmus said the Registration Act is on hold..."

“Yes boy but Cadmus is a government facility, And you're not the original Superboy that broke all ties with the project which means you're technically my soldier. "

The saiyan girl laughs. “I’m a saiyan not bound by your rules."

I grin “But you are bound by your king's and I really want to see the look on his face when I tell him why you attacked a SHIELD Agent."

“Well if it works out he'd eventually have to accept it. "

I roll my eye. “You know you are talking about a guy that once threw a fast food clown, and a car through a window because they got his egg mcmuffin wrong But if you leave now ,and leave Agent Red Hood alone you can just go with a warning you too clone boy."

The two leave, after putting Hood, with a group that’ll invade a Skrull base i go back to looking for Tash. She's no where on base weird. Then this voice comes over the the squawk box. “General Fury Sir? Black Zero has been broken out of the Vault along with several other Supervillians."

Great this on top of everything else.

sometimes they come back That's why you have to beat them harder.

2008-01-07T10:37:00.000-08:00

I discovered black Mask is mask, and I took a little trip to California. To pick up Spoiler. Why he killed her and I wanted to see if she'd like to return the favor. It didn't hurt to see Vella there too bad she didn't stay around long enough for mew to ask her out.

Meh.Business before pleasure. I was about to leave SHIELD HQ When Mirai pops up " listen Dick right?"

" No! It's Jason !" I shout. How is Jason that hard to remember?

“Okay don't have a nervous breakdown." Mirai Sighs. “Look it's about you and my little sister..."

Then Fury runs out screaming. “There’s been a Retcon!"

“Wait what?" Mirai asks.

“Yesterday I knew who Spider-Man was under the mask. Today I don’t Your our time travel expert Briefs. I want you working on it. "

“How do you know there was a retcon sir?" Mirai asks.

“You know how many of these I've been through since the Big War Sonny? I know okay now get on it!"

So he has to get to work, and I don't have to hear his lecture Win! I open the door to my room and get some weapons. And Brown shrieks “It’s about freaking time! I've been hanging around your room all day! People are gonna start thinking I'm your girlfriend!"

“Yeah and no one wants that." I sneer. “Get your costume we're ready to go."

After I use a teleporter to get to Gotham, we skulk around Mask's hideout, well i do. Spoiler on the other hand won't shut up.” You kissed Vella?"

“Yes."

“She didn't try to stop you?"

“With all of those powers, if she wanted to stop me she could have. Now be quiet."

" You don't get to order me around!" Stephanie gripes.

" Fine when I'm the next Batman, you won't get to be my Robin."

" What? In your dreams Todd."

I stop arguing and crash in guns blazing at Mask's hideout a seedy bar in Gotham.

“You again?" Mask Spits. “How do I get rid of you?"

“Well killing me doesn't seem to work. But we'll try on you one more maybe this time it'll stick."

I throw his last thug out of the window now it's just him and me, and I Start kicking his ass.

He distracts me with his babbling and actually hurts me a bit.

Out of know where Spoiler Attacks him with a drill where the Hell dd she get that?

The distraction was enough to for me to slash his back.

We had him beaten down. Now it was time to for Spoiler to make a choice. " Gun or knife?"

She takes the gun. Mask laughs. " You didn't do it last time, right before you died, What makes you think you gut the guts this time?"

Spoiler shoots him in the head." Batman's way go me killed once, not this time though you stupid Son of a Bitch! I'll see you in Hell." Then she turns on me "I'm only going to do this once I’m not becoming a psycho killer like you or the Punisher!"

I shrug. “You call us crazy I call us right."

" Whatever use that teleporter thing to take me home."

I do so. And I catch Vella.

“Um, maybe we should talk about the kiss." She begins.

“Did you like it ?" I ask.

" Yeah, but I'm dating someone else, well two dates so far..."

" Two dates? Yeah that doesn't sound serious; don't worry though I'm leaving you an option though. You ever want to you can find me. We'll go out, it’ll be fun."

I kiss her again, and she lets me. Heh I don't think the second Superboy clone has a chance.

New Years Day Pfft!

2008-01-01T02:23:00.000-08:00

So it’s now the New Year. Pah! I don't care. So the rumors now are that girl that has been annoying me for some time has turned her attentions to a clone of Superboy.

Clone of a clone? He probably has three eyes or something. I should be happy, I mean she's not annoying me anymore, but I kind of miss it. Miss the attention I guess. It's not like I'm attracted to her or anything. At least I guess not.

Whatever, I decide to ring in the New Year the right way. Kill some criminals. I found this bunch of slavers You know the type of scum that kidnap people, and sell them. It seems they were sending a shipment out. Well I'm going to put a stop to that. Time to test out that Adamantium crow bar my little brother gave me.

I slam it into a couple of their knees. Some of them shoot at me I take out my gun and shoot several of them. A few others try to take me in hand to hand. Too bad, for them.

After taking them down I hear a clicking noise behind me. More guns. Okay I can take care of that. Then a big green hand slaps them all the crooks away.

" Vella ? I heard you were annoying someone else."

" Yeah I deserve that." She sighs. "Look I know how I was I'm sorry. Someone annoyed me like that recently. And again I'm sorry." My watch beeps. “What’s that?"

I smile not that she can see it under my hood. “Happy New Year."

“But um it’s no where near that..."

“West City and Gotham are in different time zones. And do you know the tradition to ring in the New year?" I take off the helmet. And kiss her. I have no idea why I did that. I guess I'm more attracted than I thought

She looks at me wide eyed. “Um ... I have to go."

She flies off, and I grab up one of the thugs. “You know what? I'm in a pretty good mood right now. So I'm going to let you and your buddies live, and go to prison, That is if you tell me whom was behind this."

“Black Mask!" he whines.

“You kidding me? He's dead! If you’re lying..."

" But your the dead Robin right? He came back a few months ago."

You know I heard something while the Question was hanging around Wayne Manor.I mean the guy said all kinds of crazy stuff but this one was a doozy if you use the Dragon ball things to bring back someone the Universe will bring back someone on the other side of the fence usually one that would be an enemy of the one wished back.

“Tell me was this around the same time the Spoiler made her appearances around Gotham again?"

“Yeah I guess." Well that's conclusive. Okay really it's not I call the Gotham Police and let them take care of these guys. Well I think I should talk to Brown. If this really is the Black Mask I think she want may a piece of sending him back to Hell.

When I'm about to go back To the SHIELD base. A voice comes out of the darkness " Red Red Robin keep Bob! Bob! Bobbin' along!"

I recognize that voice Bruce Cain, he's back huh? I take out the crowbar and he appears behind me. When I'm about to swing He knock me back with a move I know well one of Lady Shiva's moves.

“Where you been Bruce?" I ask.

"Nanda Paibot, been doing some training with my grandmother."

“Get off it!" I shout. “You are not Cassandra's son!"

“You may not want to believe it, but it's true, and you know it deep down. Look I have something to ask you to do for my favorite Aunt."

"Goten's Wife?"

“Please. Bra only ever cared about what was going on in Bra's little world. Nope it’s my father's twin sister. Be there for her, Okay? Something bad is going to happen soon."

“What?"

“Look I've thought about stopping it, but well every time I manipulated things it still turned out the same way. Seems for whatever reason it’s going to happen. So all I can do is making sure my Aunt is okay."

“Tell me what dammit!"

"Well someone is about to be 'slain.' " And with that he flies off. Why did he say "slain"like that?

Why did I let Hank Pym Around my campaign?

2007-12-27T18:28:00.000-08:00

My memories are pretty hazy but I went to some disco thing... And there was a sharp pain in my head... everything past that is a bit of a blur. Next thing I remember is giving a speech in Connecticut I think.

My eyes kept blurring, and I kept losing my train of thought. Oh yes this is going to go over well. Then Hank Pym grows gigantic and yells "they're invading AAAH!"

"Who is it AIM? HYDRA? Skrulls?"

He runs over to the banquet table and begins crushing the tables “The Ants! They are going to ruin the meal!"

Well at least Hank’s craziness put all the attention to him. Though what else would you expect from someone who decided it was a good idea to have the power to talk to bugs.

I ask Rhodey “Who let him come along?”

“You did Tony you said he had great ideas for the campaign I thought you started drinking again. I tried to talk you out of it but you were adamant."

Damn. I must have been hit harder in the head than I thought maybe I should see a doctor.

I'm being driven crazy.

2007-12-14T18:26:00.000-08:00

Every once in a while "Bob" pops up and takes me to some Universe to hunt down Ray Palmer. Arrrgh! And Fury is pissed at, me for my extended absences. Bruce has been inviting back to the cave more and more often.

That's leaving me a problem since both Tim, and Damien hate my guts. Though beating both of those snot nosed brats would be fun, Alfred has asked me not to. So I won't out of respect for him.

Then Richard or "Dick" good name for him turns into a kid, and decide to cut "Big mean strawberry lollipop” into my leather jacket. I was about to beat some sense into Richard when the hand I was holding the crowbar with is grabbed by a black gloved hand.

"Bruce let go!" I threaten. And he punches me in the gut.

“Go home Jason. Come back when you cool off."

Dammit! All the training and the studying with masters since I came back from the dead, and I still can't beat freaking Batman! I get to my Barracks in SHIELD and find that damned Winter Solider had painted all my hoods pink. Stupid Bucky.

“Worse I found a a weird hologram thing. Turns out it was a hologram of that stupid Saiyan Girl talking to me like well a love sick little girl. All this crap just building up and building made I just couldn't take it anymore.

I punched a hole in my wall messing up my hand, great.

Goten walks in with a gun drawn yeah like the guy needs one. “What the hell?"

“Nothing. Just your wife's little sister keeps stalking me! And all kinds of crap is going on!"

" Umm." Goten starts then thinks about the starts up again. " Bulma kind of teached them to go after what they want, and not to take no for an answer.. and well she is half saiyan we are fighters, besides what are you complaining about she looks pretty similar to Bra and Bulma just be glad she didn't take after Vegeta."

“Look Goten what is she about 13? I don't know what you guys are into in Japan, But here in America that's illegal."

Goten looks at me odd. “You know Vincent is 17 rights? He's dating Batgirl?"

“Yeah? So?"

"Vella is his twin. And you’re what 18? 19? It's not like the Donna Troy thing is actually happening."

“She’s 17?"

“Yeah the two were 16 after their um rapid aging, and that was more than a year ago. Hey you could a lot worse just saying."

I don't know I mean she's so annoying... Never mind I'll worry about it after we I get my next mission whatever that is.

Rescue.

2007-11-23T22:37:00.000-08:00

So I'm goin' against orders and freeing Black Widow from the League of Assassins. And none of the agents that are loyal to me are even here, Mirai, and Goten, are taking out a HYDRA cabal in New Mexico. the rest are with them. Well except one.

Red Hood. I'm so screwed. At least that's what I thought until that saiyan Green Lantern girl popped up. " God! Leave me alone!" Todd shouts.

" Girl Problems agent?"

" Yeah this one's nuts and won't take a hint."

" I'm not crazy!" She protests. "It's just... i think your cute and want to go out on a date is all."

" And I said no!" He screams. " look I don't know how long I can even stay in the Universe. Stupid Bob taking me to all these other realities lookin' for damned Ray Palmer! I just saw a Vampire Batman for Pete's sake!"

" Ok. So do you think I'm ugly or something?" The girl asks.

" No. the whole Blue haired half alien thing is cute and all, It's best if I don't have any connections."

This is interesting and all but I have to stop it. " hey Kid! Wanna help Agent Todd and me on a mission?"

She looks at me suspiciously. " I don't have to register do I?"

" No. Your under protection from your dad. So whattya say?"

She shrugs. " Okay."

" Nick what are you doing? " Todd drags me away from the kid, girl, not sure that would do any good, some aliens have super hearing.

" She's a power house and that ring could really help. besides a saiyan is leading these guys. What's wrong ? She not your type or something?"

"Well she is coming on a little strong. " He next mumbled. " Maybe Raven will know how to get rid of her..."

" Raven? What another girlfriend Todd? Jeez I got ya all wrong thinkin' you were a one note psycho all this time. "

" So glad my personal life is a source of amusement General let's go and get the Widow please. Though she can't remember my name for some reason. Keeps calling me Damien. I kinda like her. "

" No Jason Nat can't join the little harem you seem to be starting up." I joke.

But soon the time for joking is gone. Looks like Tash, escaped and sent SHIELD, her coordinates. They were in all things an amusement park. I Me and Jason shot or way though a bunch of ninjas Todd seems to enjoy that a little too much.

The girl blasts them out of the way. " Ninjas are such pests." She states.

Finally after fighting our way through multiple deathtraps. We reach the inside, and Tash is fighting with all her strength, against some blonde in a mask. it looked like. Widow looked like she'd been through Hell.

I stick a gun at the saiyan boy. " You are under arrest."

He smirks. " Right..."

He was across the room and a second later he was right in front of me. He crushes me gun damn Adamantium Bullets can't work if ya can't shoot them. Hood gets off one shot, before he gets a kick in the gut.

" Ah. Uncle Jason, the first black sheep in the Bat family. I guess I'm carrying on your legacy in a way. "

" Your insane!" Jason accuses. " I've heard all the stories about you supposed to be Cass' son. I think it's just some scam to get her to keep trying to protect you."

The saiyan smirks. " If that's true how come I can read your body language and see that your trying to distract me so you can get that dagger of yours and try to stab me. "Cain tosses Red hood across the hall but oddly doesn't kill him while he's down.

He ends up getting slammed by a big green hammer. " Ok Nephew!This time your I'm not holding back on you." Vella shouts before the ring states. " O.1 % power left."

" What the? On no! I forgot to refuel it!"

Cain Laughs. " Good. That thing is getting annoying Auntie. Oh don't go in your fighting stance. You only have a year of training. I've been trained since I could walk by several masters including my mom. You'd never be able to win Aunt Vella, and truthfully I don't want to hurt you. You always gave the best Christmas gifts. But if the only way to avoid a family battle is to give up the Widow then fine take her and leave!"

His female companion shrieks. " No! You know what she did to me!"

" And that likely won't happen now Vendetta!" Cain snarls. " And if it does, Fury will rue this day!"

" But I liked Fury! He doesn't deserve to be betrayed by that witch!" 'Vendetta' growls.

" And if this fight goes on I'll have to kill Aunt Vella, Fury or maybe Jason! Would that be any better for you? Or maybe it won't Be me but any other member of the LoA! Let's just cut our losses now." Then he grins. "You can always have a chance for revenge later."

They walk into what looks like a window but it was some kind of portal thing Todd tries running in after them and bumps his head on it." Damn it!"

" Forget it Jason, We're here illegally anyway I don't think we could get any charges to stick we got what we came for let's get out of here."

This message has been approved by Tony Stark

2007-11-20T00:29:00.000-08:00

This year's presidential election,you have many choices. But one candidate stands out from the others as the wrong choice for the country. Deadpool.

Why you may ask? This is how Deadpool fixes problems.

Do you want him to fix the homeless problem by kicking them? Or fix health care by kicking sick people? Of course not. This shocking footage will show that Deadpool will not only sexually harass interns but friends and random people as well.

If your going to vote for a superhero in this election vote for one that protected the country from outlaw heroes that didn't care for the safety of the country. Vote for one who who doesn't need to sexually harass people, he does just fine thank you. Vote for Tony Stark. The right choice.

Paid for by the Friends of Tony Stark.

Recon: TMI on TX and her right hand Terminator.

2007-11-11T10:00:00.000-08:00

So Fury has been in a lot of trouble... He has been put on desk duty for the time being.

I have been assigned with Goten, Agent Hoika and Red Hood to spy on the Terminatrix known as Sky. Our ordered are not to engage the enemy, but strictly recon...

"I hope we can finish this up soon. I am on my way home for Thanksgiving." Red hood stated dryly.

I looked through the scope... "Do we know who the Terminator with Sky is?"

Goten fumbled through some records, "T-800 unit 12863065-Beta, She calls him Tony Two. He appears to be a right hand man."

"and more" Snickers the newest Agent on our team...

"Agent Hoika, what does that mean?" I demanded...

Red hood pointed to the surveillances recordings... I hit play...

Goten and I stood and watched...

"Great Terminator sex.." I grumbled walking away...

Hoika walks over to Goten, "So is all SHIELD outings this much fun?"

Goten rolls his eyes and walks over to whisper to me, "He is so green... I hate noobs."

"We have to train him to be an agent... " I say but agree with Goten. Agent Hoika (Hoy-kah) is arrogant and foolish... "Until Mirai gets back on his feet we are stuck with him."

"Well Damien seems to like him." Goten states as he looks at the two still staring making comments about what is playing on the screen..

I walked over and stood in front of the tv... "Gentlemen, if you don't mind... "

Goten and I looked at some pictures, Goten added, "So far she has only robbed a bank."

"What about her army?" I asked...

"They are in her cabin with her henchmen." Goten stated...

Red Hood grumbled, "Why don't we just go in there and bust up there party?"

I snapped a look at him, "because HQ said we were not to do anything but gather info. They want to move in when the time is right and grab all of these Villains. However we can't afford another incident with Sky. We are to watch her."

"She doesn't look like much of a threat" Hoika stated...

Then ? appeared...

"What the ..." Goten and I yelled turning...

"That is the question..." ? had Ironboy with him...

"What are you doing here?" I demanded...

"I noticed your little party and though Tony should see his so called Girlfriend... " He sat Tony in front of the TV...

"Popcorn?" Offered Hoika...

Tony was silent as he watched... "She calls him Tony." Redhood stated...

"because she misses me.." mumbled Ironboy...

"? you can not interfere, this is a SHIELD operation!" Goten stated...

I could see ? wanted Ironboy mad enough to kill Sky.

I walked over to the TV and turned it off...

"? we can not move on Sky until we get word from SHIELD HQ"

? just shrugged, "No you can't but we can."

Just then Goten jumped, "Sky has company..."

"Bring up survelliance camera2 and 5!" I yell...

Redhood, "We have 2 up.."

Hoika, "5 is up.."

"Who is that? A contestant?" Redhood asked...

"He doesn't seem to want to be noticed.." Hoika added...

"I have id him..." Goten went to say but I didn't need it.. I knew who he was...

"P-Genis-5000, Also known as the Protector 5000, P-5000 or the Protector... He is from the future, designed to protect potential Skynet targets. He and Sky have tangoed before. He is tough and my guess is he has been assigned to terminate Sky... " I grab my cell, "We have to call HQ."

HQ ordered us to observe only. Let the P-5000 do what he will...

"What him against her army?" Hoika stated...

Later ? told me that that fool would get himself killed and well seems ? was nearly right... He decided to help the Protector...

I ordered Goten and Red hood to help me save our Agent , while ? and Ironboy seemed more interested in going after Sky.

"Goten Redhood get him to HQ med center, I am going to find ?" I say....

Tony two had knocked ? out while Sky and the Protector fought... I unloaded my gun into Tony Two (it didn't kill him but I hoped to slow him down)

I grabbed ? (he was unconscious)

Goten flew in... "I told Damien to take Hoika..."
"Here take ?" I said... "I am going after Ironboy.."

Things were exploding around us.... I found Ironboy he had saw Sky was loosing and interfered.... but not to kill her ... he was helping Sky and with Tony's help the Protector Unit would be killed...

I ran to stop Ironboy and was stopped... "Who are you?"

"Vendetta..."

TBC here

Ironboy's going away.

2007-11-01T23:24:00.000-07:00

Tony's alternate Universe self got himself hurt. Good. That little punk hasn't been staying in place long enough for us to catch him.
I went personally to the West City hospital to confront the robot lovin' brat.

He rolls his eyes at me when I come in " What do you want Fury?"

" Your under arrest." I state simply.

" What for?" He yells.

" For keeping a weapon of mass destruction your armor. for assaulting two SHIELD agents. Myself and Tony Stark. And aiding a fugitive the Sky unit. Should i keep reading the charges against you?"

" And if I get my armor, and get away?" He asks.

" Then your little friends will be rounded up and locked up with you." I answer.

" Fine i surrender.

We take him to the portal for the Negative Zone Prison. I smile. " This is what's gonna happen Stark. your gonna stay here in the Negative Zone, until we deprogram the crap the TX has done to your mind. "

" She didn't do anything to my mind!" He protests.

" Well until you agree to help us against her, your gonna have some interesting friends. Like the Ghost, Whiplash, Titanium Man, The Melter, The Blizzard. Count Nerfaria, and finally The Mandarin."

" Are you insane Fury!" He screams like a girl. " Those are all Iron Man's enemies! They'll kill me!"

" Then maybe you'll cooperate then." I sneer.

" Never!"

" It was nice knowing you then kid." The guards drag him into the portal. If nothing else TX can't get to him.

Iron Man walks up behind me. " I think you may have went a little too far this time Nick."

" That's funny coming from you Tony."

" You have no perspective when it comes to TX." He says. " She's like your White Whale, and if you remember it didn't end well for Captain Ahab."

" Shut up Stark! " I growl. " You should be glad he won't be around to screw up your presidential campaign."

He glares. " I'm not letting those maniacs kill him! If I have to pull some strings I will!"

I take out a cigar and start smoking. " you do that Stark, problem is most of our superiors agree with me if putting your mini-me away gets TX out so we can kill her they'll agree it's worth it. "

Stark clenches his fists but walks out. before he exits he says. " This isn't over Fury."

" It never is." I go to my office and get back to work.

A couple of things.

2007-10-22T03:34:00.000-07:00

First off who the hell is this guy that's what like two years or more older than me running around claiming to be my sister's son? Maybe he should get a visit from the 'Hood.

Another thing: DAMN YOU KYLE RAINER!!!!!!

Also vote Stark/Rhodes '07.

OK Stark, I wrote that you can back off now.

Stupid kids.

2007-10-14T22:12:00.000-07:00

Raven in my comments gave me a good idea. I'm going to ask Jim Rhodes, Aka War Machine to be my Vice president. Yes the Stark/ Rhodes ticket will be the ticket of the future.

The big problem now is my alternate Universe self is running around a death machine. Dray little bastard. Okay no problem there. I pulled some strings and had the West City authorities pressure their little kiddie team to bring them in , and just in case I decided to watch the battle in case the kids can't do it.

It started off fine. They crushed all the robots that TX sent after them. The saiyan boy. And the speedster clone, messed up robo bitch before she could adapt to them, meanwhile, the spoiler kid was distracting iron boy (Who's dressing like that teenage Kang the Conqueror for some reason.)

Vincent was about to finish of TX with some kind of energy blast. " Big Bang..."

Then Batgirl puts her hand up and stops him. "No... Some thing's different about.. her.. Not a Robot. I think she's alive."

" Batgirl. She's evil and wants to rule the world get out of the way babe and let me put an end to it. "

" Stop acting like your father!"

Damn it! Stupid soft hearted Batclan. They keep letting the Joker live , and that dumb girl is letting a robot live I mean a robot! It's not even really alive! Looks like Iron Man will have to intervene.

I break down the door the robot glares at me and sends terminators after me I summon groups of iron man armors to fight them off. iron boy attacks me . " You can't touch my girlfriend!"

He's advanced his armor . Though mine is still more advanced. That and I can control it with the Extremis. " She's not even a girl kid." I state.

He starts raving about how he's the only Tony Stark And their can be only one . I shake my head. " You've been watching too much Highlander. "

The TX has some kind of emotional problem and yells " You will not terminate my Tony!"

" What?" I question. " Who said anything about killing the kid? Hell because of Franklin Richards I have some of his memories. It would literally be killing part of myself."

" Then what do you want here?" She asks.

" We both know your using Anthony."

Then she says something strange. " I am not using him I like being with him he is trying to help me be good. "

" It doesn't work that way, Sky. "I say. " You've killed a lot of people you have to pay for your crimes, if after you want to be 'good' knock your self out. "

" I do not respect your authority Iron Man, besides Fury will tear me apart if I turn my self in."

I use the Extremis and stop all her powers she tries fighting me, and for a while she she does a pretty good job until I scan her . and blast some of her organic parts with a repulsor. It distracts her long enough. I get control of her.

" Ok. Now that your not fighting me and the kids are fighting robots and Iron Man armors. Listen to me. I don't understand what you and the other me have going, I'm not going to try to, but if our important to him that's all that matters you have my personal guarantee that Fury won't be able to cut you open. In fact after a little time in prison we can arrange a way for you to be to do good. "

Before she answers more stupid Borg Show up. Unlucky for them I've already integrated their adapting tech into my armor. So I know how it works , and that they can't beat the Extremis.

I command them to stop. Too bad the blonde one isn't with them, yowza. Hmmm Maybe me and Anthony aren't that different though Seven of Nine is much more human that TX.

Then TX pulls off something that pisses me off. she yells " Tony! Help he's killing me!"

Then Team Legacy attacks me. Damn it! Why are they so quick to believe her? Might be the Question who's convinced I'm the root of all evil. If I had proof that he pulled a Punisher on Black Plague, I would lock him up for the rest of his life.

An way I have the speedster and the girl Violet dressed girl with stupid name Spoiled or something her little gadgets didn't do anything to my armor. The real problem is the speedster.

" Armor! Flash Protocols!" I command. Next second my armor temporally breaks his connection to the Speed Force. The cheerleader or what ever the heck she is in real life is knocked down when when Inertia trips and falls on her. " Hey Damn it! Watch your hands Thad!" she screeches.

" Great your gonna tell Robin about this now ain't ya? It was an accident I don't need to be frozen again!"

Oh boy teenage soap opera. Ok let's look at the threats here. Batgirl maybe dangerous but I don't think she's strong enough to affect my armor, and she's not Batman who likely has some kind of anti Iron Man thing in his belt.

But the two saiyans, and one with a GL ring. Now that can be dangerous. Lucky for me the kids are only at class 50 tops.

Then Batgirl stutters to Vella. " that you you um talked about you could do with the ring? Can you really do that? And not.. hurt you or Vincent?"

" Well yeah though we'll be pretty aggressive for a while until we can get control of the new forms."

" Think .. you can beat Iron Man?"

Bulma's daughter. Who reminds me a lot of her mother smirks. " Oh yeah ."

" Do it. " The darker clad girl orders then something the ring starts doing.. something.

" Armor analyse . " The result were the saiyans were exposing them selves to something called Brute Rays that came from the ring.

Crap Their power level just shot up from class 50 to class 100. The two of them go nuts blasting Iron man armors, Borg terminators narrowly missing their own teammates.

the n they turn their attention on me , One class 100 I can put up a pretty good fight, two now we have a problem and the brats have went bezerker on me. Trying to tear me open like a can opener I grab on to the girl's ring, and use the adapting Borg tech in my armor to beat the ring by sucking out it's power.

Now I have whatever that ring is powered with in my energy reserves and it's way too much. I unleash the energy on the Supersaiyan 4 children.

While I'm recovering Batgirl makes them retreat, the ss4s are mad that they don't get to fight me more. but they turn back to normal. and all of them fly off with the TX dammit. And worse I can't keep this quiet because all the explosions got the press here.

What blows is they are praising me , and asking questions about what I'm going to do about the "dangerous " Team Legacy and their Death Machine sidekick. I didn't want those kids smeared in the press. Nor did I want to to get Anthony to think I want to kill his cyber lover. This is what i get for trying to do this the way Captain America would have wanted.

What am I saying? I'm still going to have to bring in TX or Fury is going to kill her he can't think straight when he's around her. And I have to do it in a way that Legacy kids don't end up in the Negative Zone. For once I'm the good cop And Nick is the bad cop. Feels weird.