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<title>Agnus Day - comics</title>
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<description>The Lectionary Comic</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:09:53 GMT</pubDate>

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<![CDATA[Agnus Day: just one tasteless joke after another.]]>
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<![CDATA[When the day of Pentecost had come, they were all together in one place. And suddenly from heaven there came a sound like the rush of a violent wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting. Divided tongues, as of fire, appeared among them, and a tongue rested on each of them. All of them were filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak in other languages, as the Spirit gave them ability.

	<p>Now there were devout Jews from every nation under heaven living in Jerusalem. And at this sound the crowd gathered and was bewildered, because each one heard them speaking in the native language of each. Amazed and astonished, they asked, “Are not all these who are speaking Galileans? And how is it that we hear, each of us, in our own native language? Parthians, Medes, Elamites, and residents of Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus and Asia, Phrygia and Pamphylia, Egypt and the parts of Libya belonging to Cyrene, and visitors from Rome, both Jews and proselytes, Cretans and Arabs—in our own languages we hear them speaking about God’s deeds of power.” All were amazed and perplexed, saying to one another, “What does this mean?” But others sneered and said, “They are filled with new wine.”</p>

	<p>But Peter, standing with the eleven, raised his voice and addressed them, “Men of Judea and all who live in Jerusalem, let this be known to you, and listen to what I say. Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o”clock in the morning. No, this is what was spoken through the prophet Joel: ‘In the last days it will be, God declares, that I will pour out my Spirit upon all flesh, and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams. Even upon my slaves, both men and women, in those days I will pour out my Spirit; and they shall prophesy. And I will show portents in the heaven above and signs on the earth below, blood, and fire, and smoky mist. The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon to blood, before the coming of the Lord’s great and glorious day. Then everyone who calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved.’</p>]]>
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<link>http://www.agnusday.org/comics/294/acts-02-01-21-2004</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:09:53 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>James Wetzstein</dc:creator>
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<item><title> John 17:20-26  [2]</title>
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<![CDATA[The great thing about schisms in the Church is they&#8217;re <strong>always</strong> someone else&#8217;s fault.]]>
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<![CDATA[”I ask not only on behalf of these, but also on behalf of those who will believe in me through their word, that they may all be one. As you, Father, are in me and I am in you, may they also be in us, so that the world may believe that you have sent me. The glory that you have given me I have given them, so that they may be one, as we are one, I in them and you in me, that they may become completely one, so that the world may know that you have sent me and have loved them even as you have loved me.

	<p>Father, I desire that those also, whom you have given me, may be with me where I am, to see my glory, which you have given me because you loved me before the foundation of the world. “Righteous Father, the world does not know you, but I know you; and these know that you have sent me. I made your name known to them, and I will make it known, so that the love with which you have loved me may be in them, and I in them.”</p>]]>
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<link>http://www.agnusday.org/comics/574/john-17-20-26-2013</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 13:26:24 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>James Wetzstein</dc:creator>
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<item><title> Revelation 21:10, 22 - 22:5</title>
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<![CDATA[You can&#8217;t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain]]>
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<![CDATA[And in the spirit he carried me away to a great, high mountain and showed me the holy city Jerusalem coming down out of heaven from God&#8230;

	<p>I saw no temple in the city, for its temple is the Lord God the Almighty and the Lamb. And the city has no need of sun or moon to shine on it, for the glory of God is its light, and its lamp is the Lamb. The nations will walk by its light, and the kings of the earth will bring their glory into it. Its gates will never be shut by day—and there will be no night there. People will bring into it the glory and the honor of the nations. But nothing unclean will enter it, nor anyone who practices abomination or falsehood, but only those who are written in the Lamb’s book of life.</p>

	<p>Then the angel showed me the river of the water of life, bright as crystal, flowing from the throne of God and of the Lamb through the middle of the street of the city. On either side of the river is the tree of life with its twelve kinds of fruit, producing its fruit each month; and the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations. Nothing accursed will be found there any more. But the throne of God and of the Lamb will be in it, and his servants will worship him; they will see his face, and his name will be on their foreheads. And there will be no more night; they need no light of lamp or sun, for the Lord God will be their light, and they will reign forever and ever.</p>]]>
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<link>http://www.agnusday.org/comics/573/revelation-21-10-22-22-05-2013</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:49:25 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>James Wetzstein</dc:creator>
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<item><title> John 13:31-35 [3]</title>
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<![CDATA[Every pronoun needs an antecedent, unless you&#8217;re Jesus.]]>
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<![CDATA[When he had gone out, Jesus said, “Now the Son of Man has been glorified, and God has been glorified in him. If God has been glorified in him, God will also glorify him in himself and will glorify him at once. Little children, I am with you only a little longer. You will look for me; and as I said to the Jews so now I say to you, ‘Where I am going, you cannot come.’ I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”]]>
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<link>http://www.agnusday.org/comics/572/john-13-31-35-2013</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:40:03 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>James Wetzstein</dc:creator>
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<item><title> John 10:22-30 [3]</title>
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<![CDATA[All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen. &#8211; Ralph Waldo Emerson]]>
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<![CDATA[At that time the festival of the Dedication took place in Jerusalem. It was winter, and Jesus was walking in the temple, in the portico of Solomon. So the Jews gathered around him and said to him, “How long will you keep us in suspense? If you are the Messiah, tell us plainly.” Jesus answered, “I have told you, and you do not believe. The works that I do in my Father’s name testify to me; but you do not believe, because you do not belong to my sheep. My sheep hear my voice. I know them, and they follow me. I give them eternal life, and they will never perish. No one will snatch them out of my hand. What my Father has given me is greater than all else, and no one can snatch it out of the Father’s hand. The Father and I are one.”]]>
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<link>http://www.agnusday.org/comics/571/john-10-22-30-2012</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 03:49:19 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>James Wetzstein</dc:creator>
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