Agraviador's Life

Fun

2012-03-16T18:15:00.000-07:00

"No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done."

Office Mathematics

2012-03-16T18:14:00.000-07:00

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Only in Da Pilipins

2012-03-15T12:07:00.000-07:00

In an interview for US visa.
Q: What's the difference between select and choose?
A: Select is when you pick out something
Q: But what about choose?
A: Oh, choose? That is what we Filipinos wear on our feet!

God

2012-03-14T14:09:00.000-07:00

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."

Some Laws of Science...According to Exam results

2012-03-14T08:29:00.000-07:00

1. The planet Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
2. The process of transforming steam back into water again is called conversation.
3. The moon is a planet just like our Earth, only it is even deader.
4. A circle is a line which meets its other end without ever ending.
5. A super-saturated solution is one that holds more that it can hold.
6. A triangle with a 135-degree angle is called an obscene triangle.
7. Dew is formed when the sun shines down on plants and they perspire.
8.When you smell an odorless gas it is carbon monoxide.
9. In case of nosebleed put the victims nose much lower than the body.
10. To remove dust or other particles from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

Avengers

2012-03-12T14:18:00.000-07:00

This kids will be a great men they have a coolest imaginations as saying goes "In my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you also understand the most amusing."

Peoples

2012-03-12T11:33:00.000-07:00

"I deal with the obvious. I present, reiterate and glorify the obvious ? because the obvious is what people need to be told."

Rules of Marriage

2012-03-12T03:19:00.002-07:00

On the first anniversary of marriage:
husband speaks and wife hears.
On the second anniversary of marriage:
wife speaks and husband hears.
On the third anniversary of marriage:
both husband and wife speak, but only the neighbors hear!

Prayer

2012-03-11T05:25:00.004-07:00

"The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it."

Birthday! Birthday

2012-03-11T04:52:00.001-07:00

I'ts my B-day I've celebrated it with my family and some couples of friends Ana, Jayson family & Yanze, Dandan Family. To spend time with family is precious so my advise is enjoy it while you can

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

Goals

2012-03-10T17:14:00.003-08:00

"There is no sudden leap into the stratosphere... There is only advancing step by step, slowly and tortuously, up the pyramid towards your goals...."