Christian Alsis

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noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:12:00 +0000

Welcome to The OFFICIAL Christian Alsis Comedy Page Authorized by Christian Alsis, Comedian!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 00:03:00 +0000

Make yourself at home...

The Death of John Lennon

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:00:00 +0000

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Stay tuned for some important "Ahhhh, Phooey" news.

Parking "Lot"

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:47:00 +0000

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Be sure to listen to The Feeko Factor tonight at 8!

TONIGHT! 10 PM! THE FEEKO BROTHERS AT PHILLY SKETCHFEST!

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:36:00 +0000

Hello loyal minions of the mighty Feekos,

Want to see some of the best sketch acts in Philadelphia perform on one stage? Then join us, The Feeko Brothers, at The Plays & Players Theater on December 3rd at 10:00 PM for some shtick-tastic sketch comedy and skitlets galore!

We are pleased as punch to bring you some of the best sketch-chunks we've performed over the past year and even more pleased to be doing it on the same stage as some of our favorite performers in Philly.

Here's the full line-up for Thursday, December 3rd at 10:00PM:

Host: Chip Chantry (An all-around good soul)
The Feeko Brothers (It is what it is) w/ Prof. Dennis Horan!!!
Special Appearance by Bing Supernova (Well-endowed comedy legend)
The Sixth Borough (Elder Statesmen and Woman of Philly Sketch)

And again, the show is at The Plays & Players Theater which is located at:

1714 Delancey Place
Philadelphia, PA 19103

For tickets and information go to:

https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/90704

Tickets are only $10, and your ticket stub can be used to see any additional shows for half price! Festival passes are only $25!

A portion of the proceeds benefits The Village of Arts and Humanities:

http://www.villagearts.org/

We will also be raffling off some sweet prizes at the shows, all of the proceeds benefiting the charity.

Check out the other five amazing shows at:

http://www.philly-sketchfest.com/Shows__Tickets_.html

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE, "FRIENDS"!

Filthy Rich

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:22:00 +0000

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That's right! Two days in a row, two new "Phooey"s.

Don't get your hopes up.

Read Between the Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:58:00 +0000

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Sorry. This week is crazy. More posts soon.

In the meantime, check out The Feeko Brothers at Philly Sketchfest!

Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone (Not Injuns)!

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:39:00 +0000

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I hope everyone has a good Thanksgiving, but most of all I hope I have a good Thanksgiving.

BRING ON THE STUFFING!

Friday Nap

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:38:00 +0000

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Almost turkey time...

The Opiate of the Masses

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:55:00 +0000

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I know it's easy to take shots at defenseless homeless people...that's why I do it. I don't have time to think of something clever.

Waffle Iron

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:25:00 +0000

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I love pinball machines.

A lot.

But not nearly as much...as I love waffles.

Infrequent Posting & Continued Self Promotion

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Hey, (every)one. I've been putting less and less thought into the blog recently. (And you all thought it wasn't possible to put LESS thought into it.) Luckily, The Feeko Brothers are here to bail me out of what seems like a lapse in creativity. Go to ComicvsAudience.com, to see a feature they did on the "new hit podcast"*

Click the above picture to read the story, and then take some time to read about all the great comedy coming out of Philadelphia these days. Dave Walk, the head honcho over there at ComicvsAudience.com, has even added a calendar of events to the site, so you now have no excuse as to why you didn't hear about a particular show.

Oh, and if you want to listen to The Feeko Factor (really, why bother) be sure to visit TheFeekoBrothers.com.

* - Taken from a review of The Feeko Factor in The Feeko Factor Gazette

Friday the 13th, Part Deuce

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:03:00 +0000

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Definitely had a better Friday the 13th comic last year.

Salad Days

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:36:00 +0000

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I apologize for the infrequent posting.

Not really.

Ashitteration

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:13:00 +0000

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Download: THE FEEKO FACTOR

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:39:00 +0000

NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD!

THE FEEKO FACTOR ON LIBSYN!

WHOOOOAAAA!

The Strike Continues

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:38:00 +0000

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Septa continues to suck ass. The Yankees continue to buy championships.

Lame Duck

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:40:00 +0000

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Fuck Septa. Go Phillies.

Septa on Strike

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:08:00 +0000

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Thanks to everyone who listened to The Feeko Factor last night.

Oh, and Septa sucks HUGE BALLS.

The Feeko Factor: TONIGHT AT 8 PM!

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:07:00 +0000

WITH SPECIAL GUEST CORRESPONDENT, SAM SERO WITH HIS SEGMENT, HOLLYWOOD NIGHTZ!!!

Join us next Monday, November 2nd at 8 PM EST for the 3rd LIVE broadcast in THE FEEKO FACTOR TRILOGY!

Now listen because here's the important part...

THE FIRST 10 LISTENERS WILL RECEIVE WORLD SERIES TICKETS!*

So, be sure to tune in at 8 PM EST here:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-feeko-brothers

or here:

http://www.thefeekobrothers.com

ALSO LISTEN TO THE PREVIOUS 2 EPISODES ON EITHER OF THOSE LINKS!!!

or here:
Episode 01 http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2393076
Episode 02 http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2450150

Keep an eye out for the podcast with all that mp3s and ituneing stuff...

(Try to) ENJOY!

---THE FEEKOS

* - Tickets to the World Series of Curling

Two Game Split

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:31:00 +0000

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Go Phillies. Beat those Yankee bastids.

A(nal)-Roids

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:47:00 +0000

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ONE DOWN, THREE TO GO!

THE BUCK STOPS HERE!

GOOOO PHILLIES!

THE WORLD SERIES STARTS TONIGHT!

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:24:00 +0000

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LET THE BUCKING BEGIN!

Evolution of a Yankees Fan

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:35:00 +0000

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FUCK THE YANKEES!

GOOOOOOOO PHILS!

Hypochondriac

noreply@blogger.com (Blister Keaton) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:46:00 +0000

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If someone mentions the flu, I get it the next day whether I have it or not.